After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

After handcuffing Gu Beiyu and the others, Baili Wuji took out a delicate and small golden bell of the same style as Ouyang Nanxun from his bosom, with the word [Indifference] written all over his expressionless face, and his straight voice Like a cold machine that has been programmed, with an inorganic sense of coldness, it said: "Here, you can do whatever you want, and if you need anything, you can summon me by ringing this bell... except to leave here."

After finishing speaking, he handed the bell to them, Gu Beiyu quickly reached out to take it, and politely thanked Baili Wuji with a smile on his face: "Thank you for your hard work."

It seems that there is no fear at all, and there is even a little excitement!

Baili Wuji looked weird for a moment, then he quickly recovered, nodded to everyone, and walked away slowly with the angel knight.

Isn't it exciting to make a canary for the first time!And house arrest, chains, etc. sound very exciting, and I don't know if this mission will be high-energy, hehe, hehehe...

Gu Beiyu couldn't help rubbing his hands, until he was caught by the hardness of his palm, and then remembered that he still held a small bell in his hand. He casually glanced at his palm, and was suddenly surprised to find that this time the style of painting was upgraded, I actually have fingers!

But the so-called fingers are actually just five slender black threads added to the original ghost animal instant noodles. It looks like black threads that have not been cut clean on the corners of new clothes!

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Xingbo, something is better than nothing, at least he no longer needs to bend his hand into a small hook in the shape of a √ to hold things in the future. Of course, the most important thing is that he can finally lick chicken legs and crayfish after eating potato chips. finger up!

Happy Big Bang~

Since the birdcage was remodeled from a room, the furnishings in the original room have not changed. The innermost side is a very delicate and compact single bed of 100 square meters. Exquisite colored glazed doors separate the bathroom, and outside, there are basic configurations such as sofa, coffee table, and TV.

They fell into the water just now, and their clothes were soaked, and they planned to go to wash first. Yan Nanchuan had already taken the clothes into the bathroom, and Gu Beiyu went to the closet to get clean clothes, so that he could go in after Yan Nanchuan came out. , The hurried footsteps seem to be eager.

Gu Beiyu thought that he could finally replace the rainbow rectangle on his body, otherwise every time he looked down and saw his chest, he would have the urge to sing "promise the rainbow, eat the rainbow"!

However, when he opened the door of the cabinet that belonged to him and saw the cabinet full of colors: "..."

What the hell?Even if the cabinets in his own house are full of rainbows, how come they are still colorful when they come to Ouyang Nanxun?Could it be that the whole world knows that he is a delicate and soft colorful Mary Sue!

Gu Beiyu closed the cabinet door angrily, and immediately took out the small bell and shook it. Two minutes later, Baili Wuji returned to the door of the golden birdcage, and asked Gu Beiyu in a businesslike manner: " Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie, do you have any orders?"

Gu Beiyu pointed to the pile of colorful rectangles on the sofa with his little hand, and said puffed up, "I don't want colored ones, I want white ones. Is there any white clothes I can wear?"

As a delicate and soft white lotus, only white is the most suitable for my temperament!

Baili Wuji glanced at the sofa, turned his head, and said sternly: "Sorry, Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie, we don't have any white clothes suitable for you."

Gu Beiyu was taken aback: "What do you mean it suits me?"

Baili Wuji glanced at the top of his head again, and replied with a correct expression: "Because your figure is too petite, we can't find one that fits you right now."

Gu Beiyu was furious: "..."

Damn, isn't that just saying he's short!

Gu Beiyu puffed up, and asked another way: "Then can you change the color for me?"

If there is no white, at worst, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple can be used randomly, it is better than color!

Baili Wuji nodded: "Okay, Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie."

In 5 minutes, Baili Wuji came back with a pink dress.

Gu Beiyu stared at the girlish tenderness in his hand, and said in disbelief, "Is this the only one?"

This is no better than color!

Baili Wuji was ruthless: "Sorry, because your figure is too petite..."

Gu Beiyu quickly interrupted: "Okay, you don't need to talk about it, just this one."

He doesn't want to hear "Petite" in a short period of time, so he has 175 at least, okay?The national average height of adult men is only 169.7, you are the abnormal little giants!

However, the 185-meter-tall little giant Baili Wuji couldn't hear the little dwarf's wailing at all, and said, "Okay, Mr. Wanyan Zimengdie, then I'll take my leave first."

After speaking, he left with a cold face, leaving Gu Beiyu with a match in place so angry that it exploded.

The system watched the whole process, hahaha without any sympathy: [Pink is so cute!Boys should like pink! 】

Gu Beiyu said quietly: "Oh, really, it seems that you like pink, so I will replace all my brain cells with pink ones..."

The system said indifferently: [I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have forgotten to wash the underwear I changed last night. I'm going to wash the underwear now, bye! 】

After speaking, there was a biu sound and disappeared in an instant.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

I don't want to think about it at all in my daily life, what exactly is the system doing in my head!

Before Yan Nanchuan came out of the bathroom, not far away, Murong Xinghe and Slimy fell in love and killed each other, and then successfully entangled the two of them tightly with the chains that fell from the sky, looking like a seafood shrimp ball.

But this should not be called Seafood Shrimp Balls, it should be called Corgi Puffer Balls...

Gu Beiyu was embarrassed in silence, and first went to untie the two little mentally retarded ones, then went to sit down on the sofa in the front hall, picked up the remote control on the coffee table, and planned to watch TV while waiting for Yan Nanchuan to come out.

Speaking of it, I seem to have never watched video movies after time travel, and I don’t know what the movies in the stickman world look like. Could it be that they are all matches?

Thinking of this, Gu Beiyu suddenly became interested. He moved his buttocks on the sofa, straightened up a little, and turned on the TV——

A male matchstick with two lines of [Shuchai] on his face, Zheng Zheng roared angrily: "Where am I ruthless? Where am I cruel? Where am I making trouble for no reason?"

A female match with two lines of [Yichai] on her face Zheng Sui roared angrily: "Where are you not ruthless? Where are you not cruel? Where are you not making trouble for no reason?"

[Shu Chai]: "No matter how ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable I am, I will never be more ruthless, cruel, or unreasonable than you!"

[Yichai]: Will I be more ruthless than you?crueler than you?More vexatious than you?You are the most ruthless, cruel, and unreasonable person I have ever seen! "

[Shu Chai]: "Hmph, I'm definitely not as ruthless as you, as cruel as you, and as vexatious as you are!"

[Yichai]: "Okay, since you say I'm ruthless, cruel, and making trouble for no reason, I'll show you ruthlessness, show you cruelty, and show you making trouble for no reason!"

……

Gu Beiyu suddenly looked constipated: "..."

To tell you the truth, after all, it's not a problem to see this kind of stuff too much, after all. !

I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but Gu Beiyu had just put [Constipation] on his face, and suddenly, his abdomen turned upside down, and the sphincter muscles couldn't stop contracting crazily, as if he was going to be constipated every minute!

"Fuck, shit, shit... I can't do it, I can't do it..." Gu Beiyu grabbed his colorful clothes with both hands and twisted them into shrimps on the sofa.

Coincidentally, Yan Nanchuan opened the bathroom door and came out at this time. Gu Beiyu immediately grabbed the pink rectangle and sneaked into the bathroom like a breeze. Yiping opened his wet colored rectangle and sat down on the toilet .

[beep——]

The sound of crab~

Gu Beiyu couldn't help looking up to the sky and sighing, "Ah——cool!"

However, when he inadvertently lowered his head and saw the thing he was holding in his hand so as not to touch the toilet wall, he was so frightened that he threw the thing in his hand, and he almost performed on the spot.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

What is this ahhh!It’s okay to turn mine into a toothpick, but now it’s turned into a colored toothpick, can it be better?

At this time, a faint fragrance of white lotus spread from all around, and the source of this fragrance was not Gu Beiyu's own body, but the body that he was covering under his buttocks that he had just pulled out. [beep——].

But the [beep——] he pulls has the smell of white lotus. Gu Beiyu has already seen it on the first night when he crossed over, and he is almost used to it now. However, this faint scent of white lotus reminded him a little bit. thing...

Gu Beiyu pondered for a while, and was not in a hurry to wash away the weird smell [beep——], but cautiously pouted his buttocks, turned his head and glanced behind him quietly.

Two seconds later, Gu Beiyu stared at the colorful paste under his buttocks, which looked like a rainbow candy melted into water and stirred, his expression completely cracked: "..."

really!The [beep——] I pulled also became colorful!The colored ones are colored [beep——], that is really very scientific and rational, and there is no problem at all!

The author has something to say: The lines are from Qiong Yao's "Deep Love and Rain"

You can guess what color Gong is~