After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 3 Toothpick Shou and Round Tapping Head
"Finally left." Gu Beiyu wiped away the oozing dots on his forehead, and turned his gaze back to the toilet standing like an island in the distant sky.
It's okay if I don't mention it, but once I mention it, I feel like I really miss that... But how should he get over it?It is impossible to swim directly!
Gu Beiyu wandered around the bathtub in a daze, and managed to find a motorboat.
motorboat:"……"
Don't beat me.jpg
Hahaha Is it okay to take a bath in the bathtub with a motorboat?Gu Beiyu happily climbed in while complaining, and the motorboat roared away like a frightened wild horse in an instant. A brand label carved with emeralds was soaked in water and shone brightly. A gold-plated Chinese character was quickly engulfed in a white pool of water...
Five seconds later, Gu Beiyu got off the motorboat, stood excitedly in front of the toilet, opened the white rectangle on his body without a teacher, and then Gu Beiyu stared at his little brother whom he hadn't seen for a long time.
Gu Beiyu: "..."
Gu Beiyu: "???"
Gu Beiyu: "Ahhhhhh!"
Gu Beiyu tremblingly held up Nahan, who was seriously shrunk but was holding back his urine and was now looking up high in the shape of small black needles, and said with tears running down his face, "Brother, what's wrong with you, why did you become a toothpick brother!"
Gu Beiyu was so excited that the little brother immediately slumped thousands of miles unbearably. Amidst the sound of splashing water, a long and graceful parabola crossed the sky...
After a long three seconds, Gu Beiyu hid his little brother back in his clothes out of his body, completely unable to accept that he had turned into the legendary toothpick man!
Behind him, the toilet snorted and snorted to sweep away the contents, replaced it with clear and transparent water, poured in the toilet cleaner, stretched out the small brush, cleaned himself from the inside to the outside, and then stretched out the small nozzle from the top , quickly sprayed the fragrant air freshener around, and Yuanyuan beckoned to the motorboat in the water with a fragrant fragrance.
Toilet (enchanting): Hi~
Motorboat (glance): Indifference.jpg
Toilet (enthusiastic): What~
Motorboat (blush): Indifference.jpg
Gu Beiyu rubbed his eyes fiercely: "..."
He just seemed to see his toilet flirting with the motorboat?
Gu Beiyu opened his eyes strangely.
toilet:"……"
motorboat:"……"
Gu Beiyu: "..."
The air fell into an eerie silence.
So just about everything.
It's hallucination, right?
Gu Beiyu faintly sensed that there seemed to be something wrong with this comic world, but he couldn't say it... Forget it, don't think about it so much, it's better to quickly figure out what's important, Gu Beiyu shook his head, and walked to the sink to wash his hands.
Even though Gu Beiyu was mentally prepared when he saw his group of cheap brothers, he couldn't help but be shocked when he saw his faceless round head in the mirror.
"Oh, they actually wanted to help me brush my teeth just now, it was wishful thinking!" Gu Beiyu sneered and squeezed out the toothpaste, dipped it in water, groped his face for a long time before finally inserting the toothbrush.
Even he himself didn't know where his mouth was, so how could those seven helper demons know!
After struggling to clean himself up, Gu Beiyu leaned against the pool and sighed: "Tong, should you explain, it's fine to become a stickman, why don't you even have a face and color?"
System: [No way, the current painting style is like this, as long as you actively do tasks and quickly upgrade the world painting style, you will have colors soon~]
"Okay then." Since the system said so, Gu Beiyu had no choice but to think for a while and asked, "Do the aborigines who talk about comics know that they are stick figures? Don't they feel strange?"
The system thought for a moment, and said: [Let's put it this way, the world they see is the same as what you see, so they see themselves as stick figures, but affected by the laws of the world, the aborigines will subconsciously default to the world itself. As it should be. 】
Gu Beiyu paused for a moment, then asked: "What if I do missions in the future to upgrade the world's painting style?"
System: [They will always acquiesce that the world in their eyes should be like this. 】
"Then you guys are pretty smart..." Gu Beiyu stroked his chin thoughtfully, wondering what the world would look like after all the missions were completed, whether it would blind his titanium alloy dog eyes hahaha!
At this time, Gu Beiyu didn't realize at all that he was frantically setting the flag...
After washing up, Gu Beiyu found the closet room again under the guidance of his brothers.Closing the doors of his longing brothers, Gu Beiyu poker-facedly grabbed a white rectangle in the closet of a small clothing store and put it on his body.
Before leaving, the brothers specially emphasized that the area on the left is all the new high school uniforms specially prepared for him.
There are 365 sets in total, one set per day, and it is very wasteful to throw away after wearing them. Although Gu Beiyu can't tell the difference between them and other clothes, who is not a white rectangle? Really...
According to his group of cheap brothers, this school uniform was tailor-made for Gu Beiyu by the designer.
That's right, the school that Gu Beiyu is about to go to - Marysu College, was specially established for him by his grandfather, the richest man in the country, when he was born.
Gu Beiyu had nothing to say about this Mary Su setting. After changing his clothes and opening the door to go out, the fiery eyes of his brothers overwhelmed him immediately.
Surrounded by the slender and thin little matches helplessly, the brothers' voices are as deep as a cello playing in the wilderness, and the beautiful vocals: "Baby, this school uniform looks so good on you."
Gu Beiyu silently glanced at the white rectangle on his body, and said with complicated emotions: "Thank you, brother, your clothes look good too."
Then Gu Beiyu saw fourteen slender lines meandering down from the center of the white and tender cheeks of his seven older brothers. Judging from the position of the flow, Gu Beiyu guessed that it should be a nosebleed.
"Baby, baby, what did you just say, can you say it again?" The seven brothers fell to the ground one by one like dominoes, clutching their chests and bleeding from their noses.
Oh my god, the baby actually praised them for their good looks!
One of the elder brothers wiped his face with his hand, and tremblingly wrote a number on the ground because of the nosebleed: "Quick, write down today's date..."
This is a day to remember!
"..." Gu Beiyu suddenly felt that maybe before he had time to protect the hero's chastity, his own chastity had left him.
Mom, I want to go to school! QAQ!
Gu Beiyu then ate the nutritious breakfast specially prepared by a Michelin 666-star chef under the scorching eyes of his brothers, and took a helicopter from the bedroom to the roof of the teaching building. The red carpet and the plan to provide 9999 personal bodyguards seem to have found their own classroom.
"Fuck, I'm going back tonight to fight with those gangsters, and I'm going to apply to live in the school!" Gu Beiyu panted and leaned on the wall, and lit the seven matches in his heart. .
The system suddenly excitedly said: [Hey, yes, yes! 】
Gu Beiyu said angrily, "Whose is it? How many months?"
The system made a "ding" sound, and the originally clear voice mechanically said: [Daily task 1: New semester and new atmosphere, from today onwards, we must get along well with our classmates~ What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and talk to us Say hello!Time limit: 30 minutes. 】
Okay, so there is a mission... Gu Beiyu turned his head and silently looked at the matches scattered all over the classroom.
So which match is the hero?
What should I do, should I ask them one by one?How embarrassing, it seems that he doesn't even know the protagonist's name... Gu Beiyu: "Tong, what's the name of our male protagonist?"
The system's voice regained its vibrancy: [Hey, I don't know~]
Gu Beiyu: "..."
Hey sister, I don't even know about this, what use is it for you!
It seemed that the system was unreliable, so Gu Beiyu decided to use his brains to get enough food and clothing.
In other words, according to the anime setting, the protagonist's exclusive seat should be the second-to-last row of four groups...
Gu Beiyu looked over hopelessly, but he didn't expect to see a match holding his chin with his right hand, staring out the window calmly and indifferently.
Don't ask him how he knows the other party's eyes are calm and indifferent when he obviously doesn't even have eyes, ask him the protagonist's filter.
As if sensing Gu Beiyu's gaze, the cold match put down its little hand holding its chin, and slowly turned its head towards the window.
In an instant, Gu Beiyu's heartbeat accelerated suddenly, as if a hundred deer had been imprisoned in his chest, and he slammed his hooves like crazy, the blood all over his body rushed to his face, and his body floated uncontrollably like a feather past.
Gu Beiyu stared at him blankly, feeling that the circle on the male protagonist's head was different from the circles of other matches.
Could this be the legendary halo of the protagonist?It is worthy of being a heartthrob attribute, it is really extraordinary!
Gu Beiyu's thoughts are habitually racing, so much so that he ignores the vaguely familiar feeling in his heart...
"What's the matter?" A male voice that was as deep as a deep pool, the voices of Subi Gu Beiyu's seven elder brothers was [-] times as exciting as the combined voice rang in his ears.
Gu Beiyu was so shaken that his head roared, and only then did he realize that he had walked in front of the hero without knowing it. At this time, this little match was raising his round head that made Gu Beiyu's heart beat, and looked at Gu Beiyu. Bei Yu's snow-white face was covered with question marks.
Gu Beiyu met the protagonist's face at close range, his heart beat faster for a moment, and his mind couldn't help screaming crazily: What should I do, what should I do now?
System: [What should I do?Go straight up, talk, say hello! 】
Gu Beiyu: Ahhh, but I don't know what to say!
The system hates iron and steel: [Can you do it?Still not a man?If you're a man, don't be cowardly, just go up and do it!Gu Beiyu, you can do it, rush the duck——]
Gu Beiyu was stunned by the system's yelling, and he didn't know what to think. He stepped on the empty chair next to the male protagonist, put his elbow on his knee, and at the same time put his other hand on the male protagonist's round head. He touched it like a gangster, and smiled mischievously: "Hey, sister, I haven't seen you for a summer vacation, and your head is getting rounder."
The male protagonist touched his round head, which was smooth and tender like a peeled white egg with a weird face: "???"
Who are you calling sister, huh?
The author has something to say: #感动极人,恋在马里苏#
It's okay if I don't mention it, but once I mention it, I feel like I really miss that... But how should he get over it?It is impossible to swim directly!
Gu Beiyu wandered around the bathtub in a daze, and managed to find a motorboat.
motorboat:"……"
Don't beat me.jpg
Hahaha Is it okay to take a bath in the bathtub with a motorboat?Gu Beiyu happily climbed in while complaining, and the motorboat roared away like a frightened wild horse in an instant. A brand label carved with emeralds was soaked in water and shone brightly. A gold-plated Chinese character was quickly engulfed in a white pool of water...
Five seconds later, Gu Beiyu got off the motorboat, stood excitedly in front of the toilet, opened the white rectangle on his body without a teacher, and then Gu Beiyu stared at his little brother whom he hadn't seen for a long time.
Gu Beiyu: "..."
Gu Beiyu: "???"
Gu Beiyu: "Ahhhhhh!"
Gu Beiyu tremblingly held up Nahan, who was seriously shrunk but was holding back his urine and was now looking up high in the shape of small black needles, and said with tears running down his face, "Brother, what's wrong with you, why did you become a toothpick brother!"
Gu Beiyu was so excited that the little brother immediately slumped thousands of miles unbearably. Amidst the sound of splashing water, a long and graceful parabola crossed the sky...
After a long three seconds, Gu Beiyu hid his little brother back in his clothes out of his body, completely unable to accept that he had turned into the legendary toothpick man!
Behind him, the toilet snorted and snorted to sweep away the contents, replaced it with clear and transparent water, poured in the toilet cleaner, stretched out the small brush, cleaned himself from the inside to the outside, and then stretched out the small nozzle from the top , quickly sprayed the fragrant air freshener around, and Yuanyuan beckoned to the motorboat in the water with a fragrant fragrance.
Toilet (enchanting): Hi~
Motorboat (glance): Indifference.jpg
Toilet (enthusiastic): What~
Motorboat (blush): Indifference.jpg
Gu Beiyu rubbed his eyes fiercely: "..."
He just seemed to see his toilet flirting with the motorboat?
Gu Beiyu opened his eyes strangely.
toilet:"……"
motorboat:"……"
Gu Beiyu: "..."
The air fell into an eerie silence.
So just about everything.
It's hallucination, right?
Gu Beiyu faintly sensed that there seemed to be something wrong with this comic world, but he couldn't say it... Forget it, don't think about it so much, it's better to quickly figure out what's important, Gu Beiyu shook his head, and walked to the sink to wash his hands.
Even though Gu Beiyu was mentally prepared when he saw his group of cheap brothers, he couldn't help but be shocked when he saw his faceless round head in the mirror.
"Oh, they actually wanted to help me brush my teeth just now, it was wishful thinking!" Gu Beiyu sneered and squeezed out the toothpaste, dipped it in water, groped his face for a long time before finally inserting the toothbrush.
Even he himself didn't know where his mouth was, so how could those seven helper demons know!
After struggling to clean himself up, Gu Beiyu leaned against the pool and sighed: "Tong, should you explain, it's fine to become a stickman, why don't you even have a face and color?"
System: [No way, the current painting style is like this, as long as you actively do tasks and quickly upgrade the world painting style, you will have colors soon~]
"Okay then." Since the system said so, Gu Beiyu had no choice but to think for a while and asked, "Do the aborigines who talk about comics know that they are stick figures? Don't they feel strange?"
The system thought for a moment, and said: [Let's put it this way, the world they see is the same as what you see, so they see themselves as stick figures, but affected by the laws of the world, the aborigines will subconsciously default to the world itself. As it should be. 】
Gu Beiyu paused for a moment, then asked: "What if I do missions in the future to upgrade the world's painting style?"
System: [They will always acquiesce that the world in their eyes should be like this. 】
"Then you guys are pretty smart..." Gu Beiyu stroked his chin thoughtfully, wondering what the world would look like after all the missions were completed, whether it would blind his titanium alloy dog eyes hahaha!
At this time, Gu Beiyu didn't realize at all that he was frantically setting the flag...
After washing up, Gu Beiyu found the closet room again under the guidance of his brothers.Closing the doors of his longing brothers, Gu Beiyu poker-facedly grabbed a white rectangle in the closet of a small clothing store and put it on his body.
Before leaving, the brothers specially emphasized that the area on the left is all the new high school uniforms specially prepared for him.
There are 365 sets in total, one set per day, and it is very wasteful to throw away after wearing them. Although Gu Beiyu can't tell the difference between them and other clothes, who is not a white rectangle? Really...
According to his group of cheap brothers, this school uniform was tailor-made for Gu Beiyu by the designer.
That's right, the school that Gu Beiyu is about to go to - Marysu College, was specially established for him by his grandfather, the richest man in the country, when he was born.
Gu Beiyu had nothing to say about this Mary Su setting. After changing his clothes and opening the door to go out, the fiery eyes of his brothers overwhelmed him immediately.
Surrounded by the slender and thin little matches helplessly, the brothers' voices are as deep as a cello playing in the wilderness, and the beautiful vocals: "Baby, this school uniform looks so good on you."
Gu Beiyu silently glanced at the white rectangle on his body, and said with complicated emotions: "Thank you, brother, your clothes look good too."
Then Gu Beiyu saw fourteen slender lines meandering down from the center of the white and tender cheeks of his seven older brothers. Judging from the position of the flow, Gu Beiyu guessed that it should be a nosebleed.
"Baby, baby, what did you just say, can you say it again?" The seven brothers fell to the ground one by one like dominoes, clutching their chests and bleeding from their noses.
Oh my god, the baby actually praised them for their good looks!
One of the elder brothers wiped his face with his hand, and tremblingly wrote a number on the ground because of the nosebleed: "Quick, write down today's date..."
This is a day to remember!
"..." Gu Beiyu suddenly felt that maybe before he had time to protect the hero's chastity, his own chastity had left him.
Mom, I want to go to school! QAQ!
Gu Beiyu then ate the nutritious breakfast specially prepared by a Michelin 666-star chef under the scorching eyes of his brothers, and took a helicopter from the bedroom to the roof of the teaching building. The red carpet and the plan to provide 9999 personal bodyguards seem to have found their own classroom.
"Fuck, I'm going back tonight to fight with those gangsters, and I'm going to apply to live in the school!" Gu Beiyu panted and leaned on the wall, and lit the seven matches in his heart. .
The system suddenly excitedly said: [Hey, yes, yes! 】
Gu Beiyu said angrily, "Whose is it? How many months?"
The system made a "ding" sound, and the originally clear voice mechanically said: [Daily task 1: New semester and new atmosphere, from today onwards, we must get along well with our classmates~ What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and talk to us Say hello!Time limit: 30 minutes. 】
Okay, so there is a mission... Gu Beiyu turned his head and silently looked at the matches scattered all over the classroom.
So which match is the hero?
What should I do, should I ask them one by one?How embarrassing, it seems that he doesn't even know the protagonist's name... Gu Beiyu: "Tong, what's the name of our male protagonist?"
The system's voice regained its vibrancy: [Hey, I don't know~]
Gu Beiyu: "..."
Hey sister, I don't even know about this, what use is it for you!
It seemed that the system was unreliable, so Gu Beiyu decided to use his brains to get enough food and clothing.
In other words, according to the anime setting, the protagonist's exclusive seat should be the second-to-last row of four groups...
Gu Beiyu looked over hopelessly, but he didn't expect to see a match holding his chin with his right hand, staring out the window calmly and indifferently.
Don't ask him how he knows the other party's eyes are calm and indifferent when he obviously doesn't even have eyes, ask him the protagonist's filter.
As if sensing Gu Beiyu's gaze, the cold match put down its little hand holding its chin, and slowly turned its head towards the window.
In an instant, Gu Beiyu's heartbeat accelerated suddenly, as if a hundred deer had been imprisoned in his chest, and he slammed his hooves like crazy, the blood all over his body rushed to his face, and his body floated uncontrollably like a feather past.
Gu Beiyu stared at him blankly, feeling that the circle on the male protagonist's head was different from the circles of other matches.
Could this be the legendary halo of the protagonist?It is worthy of being a heartthrob attribute, it is really extraordinary!
Gu Beiyu's thoughts are habitually racing, so much so that he ignores the vaguely familiar feeling in his heart...
"What's the matter?" A male voice that was as deep as a deep pool, the voices of Subi Gu Beiyu's seven elder brothers was [-] times as exciting as the combined voice rang in his ears.
Gu Beiyu was so shaken that his head roared, and only then did he realize that he had walked in front of the hero without knowing it. At this time, this little match was raising his round head that made Gu Beiyu's heart beat, and looked at Gu Beiyu. Bei Yu's snow-white face was covered with question marks.
Gu Beiyu met the protagonist's face at close range, his heart beat faster for a moment, and his mind couldn't help screaming crazily: What should I do, what should I do now?
System: [What should I do?Go straight up, talk, say hello! 】
Gu Beiyu: Ahhh, but I don't know what to say!
The system hates iron and steel: [Can you do it?Still not a man?If you're a man, don't be cowardly, just go up and do it!Gu Beiyu, you can do it, rush the duck——]
Gu Beiyu was stunned by the system's yelling, and he didn't know what to think. He stepped on the empty chair next to the male protagonist, put his elbow on his knee, and at the same time put his other hand on the male protagonist's round head. He touched it like a gangster, and smiled mischievously: "Hey, sister, I haven't seen you for a summer vacation, and your head is getting rounder."
The male protagonist touched his round head, which was smooth and tender like a peeled white egg with a weird face: "???"
Who are you calling sister, huh?
The author has something to say: #感动极人,恋在马里苏#
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