After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

"Damn it?" Gu Beiyu was taken aback by the seven faceless heads all brushed together, and quickly pulled the quilt ball over his chest, staring at them in horror, "What are you... No, you Who is it?"

A little match knelt on the bed with his chest folded, like a good man defending his innocence.

Especially lovable!

The seven round heads looked at each other, then threw themselves on Gu Beiyu's bed with a wailing sound, held Gu Beiyu's little hand and said in a heartbroken voice: "Baby, don't you know me (us)? We (we) are your big brother /Two/three/four/five/six/seventh bro!"

Gu Beiyu was caught by their slender hands and almost jumped to the ceiling: "..."

Brother Shen Nima, second brother and third brother, why don't you just call the eldest baby the second baby and the third baby!

At this time, Gu Beiyu didn't know that these seven elder brothers were indeed indescribably similar to the Qicai Vajra Gourd Baby in a certain sense...

"It's nothing, I just fell asleep and thought I was dreaming." Gu Beiyu smirked and pulled out his little hand forcefully, thinking that it turned out to be the seven helper demons, but why they have no face!

System, come out and explain the system!

"Huh, so that's how it is," the elder brother who was closest grabbed Gu Beiyu's little hand that was about to hide in the bedding, and held it passionately in front of his chest, showing a doting smile at Gu Beiyu, "I almost scared my brother to death. What a mischievous Liulishang · Bingxue Lengling · Crystal Love · Murong Qin's love baby."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

I was almost scared to death by you, okay?Also, can you stop calling me that?My whole match is about to burst!

Gu Beiyu kept a sweet smirk, and twitched his hand vigorously: "You can just call me Gu Beiyu."

The smiles of the brothers became more doting, and the hand holding Gu Beiyu remained motionless: "Okay, my dear Gu Beiyu·Liu Lishang·Ice and Snow Cold Ling·Crystal Love Heart·Murong Qin loves little baby."

System: [Hahahahaha! 】

Gu Beiyu: "..." Ha you sister!

Gu Beiyu was so angry that he kicked the quilt away, got up and crawled under the bed, expressing that he didn't want to deal with the seven mentally retarded people in front of him, but as soon as his fingertips touched the edge of the bed, he felt his body lighten suddenly——

One brother put his arms through the bend of his legs and hugged his whole matchstick princess, and the other brother quickly put two black spots that looked like slippers on his feet, and then they all rushed towards the depths of the bedroom go.

The whole set of movements is smooth and flowing, and one can tell at a glance that they must have done a lot in normal times.

What the fuck? ? ?

Gu Beiyu really broke open this time, he writhed wildly in his brother's arms: "You guys let me go—"

"Baby, what's wrong with you?" The brothers hurriedly hugged Gu Beiyu, but Gu Beiyu's will to return to the embrace of Mother Earth was too firm, and the brothers could only watch Gu Beiyu like a slippery fish It slid unsteadily to the ground.

The brothers looked at him with concern: "Baby, stop making trouble. Today is your first day in your senior year of high school. Don't be late. Let us take you to the bathroom to wash up."

Gu Beiyu's first thought was - damn, I still have to go to school?Feelings This turned out to be a campus BL comic?

His second thought was—was he going to the bathroom?It scared me to death, I thought something weird would happen, after all, this is a manga where even the male protagonist has seven veterans!

Gu Beiyu breathed a sigh of relief: "Don't touch me, I can leave by myself."

You just need to lead the way, the bedroom is too big, I don't know where the bathroom is!

Gu Beiyu hugged his arms and waited quietly. Unexpectedly, after listening to Gu Beiyu's words, the brothers looked at each other, and suddenly fourteen colorful tears of seven colors in total flowed down from their handsome faces!

Unfortunately, from Gu Beiyu's perspective, it was just fourteen wide and long noodles.Don't forget, Gu Beiyu still can't see their faces.

So to sum it up, fourteen noodles appeared out of thin air on seven white noodle plates!

It's really spooky!

"Baby, you have finally grown up and learned to walk by yourself!" The brothers sighed with tears of relief like an old father.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

How big is Nima's character?

To say that it is a giant baby is an insult to the word giant baby, why not just call it a paramecium!

"Can you take me to the bathroom?" Gu Beiyu faced all kinds of ghosts and beasts when he opened his eyes, and now he has a lot of questions to ask the system.

The brothers stepped forward to gently touch Gu Beiyu's smooth and round head one by one, and said in a doting voice, "Okay, my dear Gu Beiyu·Liuli Shang·Ice and Snow Cold Ling·Crystal Love Heart·Murong Qin'ai baby."

One paw per person, not afraid of baldness at all.After all, Gu Beiyu's head was so bald that it couldn't be bald anymore.

"..." Gu Beiyu had completely given up on correcting the title. Surrounded by his brothers, he walked on the snow-white ground with nothing to love.

At this moment, Gu Beiyu suddenly discovered that these matches were half a head taller than himself. Surrounded by them, Gu Beiyu was like a malnourished small bamboo shoot inserted into a group of bamboo poles .After all, according to the attributes of the character, he is a beautiful boy who is "soft and tender like a flower, and is pitiful"~

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Immediately became even more angry!

Even the fragrance of the surrounding white lotus swirls angrily!

The brother who was closest to him lightly touched the irritable fragrance of white lotus in the air, and comforted him very sincerely: "It's okay, although the baby is not as tall as my brothers, and I don't think it will grow taller in the future, but the little one is very tall." cute."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

For a moment, he couldn't tell whether the other party was sincere or sarcastic.

After 5 minutes, everyone finally arrived at the bathroom.

Walking in the bedroom for a full 5 minutes is outrageous!If one day I suddenly have an urgent need to urinate, wouldn’t I have to vomit a thousand miles before going to the bathroom!

In other words, if this is the case, shouldn't he put a chamber pot in the bedroom...

Gu Beiyu was worrying about his bladder, and his brother had already opened the bathroom door first.

After Gu Beiyu raised his head, he immediately said, "..."

He stretched out his slender hand, pointing to the rippling blue waves in front of him, no matter how it looked, it looked like an artificial lake: "What is this?"

He now seriously suspects that he went to the seaside instead of the bathroom!

The voices of the brothers are still gentle: "This is your favorite 360k pure gold crystal bathtub inlaid with South African heart-shaped crown pink diamonds, don't you recognize it?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

God Nima bathtub, are you sure you won't drown if you take a bath in it?Aren't landlubbers not even qualified to take a bath!

Gu Beiyu looked around quickly while complaining, and soon noticed with sharp eyes that a circular high platform stood in the center of the bathtub, and the ceiling directly above the high platform was inlaid with a fire that looked like an upside-down due to the limited style of the world. The chicken is most likely a crystal chandelier. The gray lines full of sketch texture radiate from top to bottom to cover the high platform, and at the C position of the high platform, under the spotlight, stands tall and straight. It's the toilet thing.

Toilet (waving little hands): Come on me~

Suddenly, a hundred grass-mud horses roared past Gu Beiyu's heart: "..."

Seeing that his dog eyes were hallucinated, he actually saw the toilet greeting him.

The elder brother shyly said: "Baby's bathtub is too big, and often you can't help but want to solve the problem before you swim to the shore, so we built this 180k pure gold inlaid in the middle of the bathtub for you. Madagascar purple pink moonlight crystal phantom diamond toilet, how about it, baby, do you like it?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

I'm sorry, but he thinks it's fine to use [beep——] on such a toilet without being constipated.

Gu Beiyu waved at them tiredly: "Please go out for a while, I'm going to wash up, thank you."

I beg you to go quickly, do you still want to stay and watch!

However, as soon as the words fell, Gu Beiyu watched helplessly as the slender bodies of the matches began to tremble crazily as if struck by some kind of thunder. The frequency of the tremors made Gu Beiyu really afraid that they would fall apart.

Even the originally smooth and round head is sad and deflated, isn't it!

"Baby, what's the matter with you? Didn't we wash it for you before?" An older brother tried to touch Gu Beiyu's face with trembling hands, so that he could stuff the toothbrush with toothpaste into his mouth the other brother cautiously stepped forward, and half-kneeled in front of Gu Beiyu, trying to grab Gu Beiyu's pants; the rest of the brothers surrounded him with worried expressions, trying to touch Gu Beiyu.

Gu Beiyu clearly saw that the last person was holding a roll of toilet paper in his hands!

What is this going to do?

Wipe his ass after he finishes [beep——]?

By the way, it’s not good to pull [beep——] while brushing your teeth!

Nima, this is not only the rhythm of wanting to stay and watch, but also wanting to help the whole process!

This is really scary!

Gu Beiyu bared his teeth to the left.

Do not touch me!

Gu Beiyu bared his teeth and claws to the right.

Don't suffer the old man!

The brothers clutched their chests in pain and staggered back a few steps, pointing at Gu Beiyu tremblingly with seven slender hands: "Baby, baby, how could you..."

The fourteen noodles fell on the ground wide and long, and it looked really miserable!

Gu Beiyu had a hard heart: "Please go out."

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The brothers were hurt by Gu Beiyu's indifferent eyes, and finally retreated sadly with a groan. Before going out, they tried to stroke Gu Beiyu's head again, and Gu Beiyu patted it down without any suspense. .

Every time they touched their heads, Gu Beiyu felt like they were touching white eggs that had been peeled off their shells.

It's really uncomfortable!

The author has something to say: the manuscript has been saved on time, and it will be updated on time at 12 noon every day. Yes, this is an after-dinner article!