After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Why didn't anyone tell him that there are so many shadow bodyguards inside!

Should have thought of it, should have thought of it long ago!

The president of the dignified student union wants to do bad things quietly, how could he not arrange people to guard the gate!

Although but...he is just a weak, pitiful and helpless pure little white lotus, how can he survive this...

However, before Gu Beiyu collapsed, there was a loud bang behind him, and the door was forcefully broken open. Immediately, hundreds of shadow bodyguards surged out from the broken door behind Gu Beiyu!

Their vigorous figures drew beautiful arcs one after another in the air, and large black clothes were spread out freely in the dark night of the same color, like a dense net, instantly covering Gu Beiyu's snow-white little girl. Body captured mercilessly!

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Gu Beiyu: "Ah, ah, ah, help, mom—"

Gu Beiyu ran away while crying and howling, but the number of shadow bodyguards was too many, after all, the word "tens of thousands" was not a joke.

Therefore, the shadow bodyguards directly drowned Gu Beiyu with crowd tactics.

Really flooded.

Because the shadow bodyguards discovered... Gu Beiyu suddenly disappeared right under their noses!

The shadow bodyguards looked at each other: "???"

"what happened?"

"What about people?"

"Weren't you still here just now?"

The eyes of the leader of the shadow bodyguards flashed a fierce light in the dark night, and he said in a deep voice, "It doesn't matter, the other party is dressed in white, and we are dressed in black, so it should be easy to see."

"Boss is right!"

"Then let's find it quickly!"

"..." Gu Beiyu, who was buried in the pile of matches, hugged the slimy body in his arms so stiffly that he was as stiff as a statue, not daring to make a sound the whole time!

At this moment, Gu Beiyu has never been so grateful for being short!

However, Gu Beiyu was not happy for long, because the shadow bodyguards soon discovered Gu Beiyu's figure!

Like Ouyang Nanxun's braid before, although the comic world temporarily cannot see the color visually, the aborigines of the match still have the magical ability to distinguish colors by "feeling".

Therefore, when Gu Beiyu thought he had successfully blended into the vast expanse of whiteness, in the eyes of the shadow bodyguards dressed in "black", Gu Beiyu was clearly a little red in the green bushes, it couldn't be more conspicuous!

"Look, he's here!" An unusually tall shadow bodyguard shouted, pointing at the trembling little match that reached his chest.

"Where is where?"

"I can't see!"

"Nimma, can you stop teasing me?"

"Ada, catch him quickly!"

The shadow bodyguard known as Ah Da's expression froze, and immediately jumped on the spot and leaned towards Gu Beiyu with the momentum of Mount Tai——

"Hey~ I caught you!"

"Ah! Mom!" Gu Beiyu was terrified by the tall figure of the other party covering the sky and the sun, and instantly exploded his potential under the crisis, and flew the shadow bodyguard flying towards him with his head!

"Oh~!" The shadow bodyguard drew a beautiful arc in the dark night sky.

"Look! What is that?"

"Ah! It's a shooting star!"

"Let's make a wish!"

In the pile of matches, two shadow bodyguards full of girlish hearts shyly held up their little hands, but they didn't have time to close their eyes, because they soon became part of Meteor~

"Ow~!"

"Ow~!"

Two freshly-baked meteors closely follow the figure of the first shooting star across the night sky in horror~

The shadow bodyguards obviously didn't expect that the thin and delicate boy in front of them would dare to resist, and they were all caught off guard by Gu Beiyu and flew out in shock.

"Ow~!"

"Ah~!"

"Hey~!"

"Oh~!"

In the boundless dark night, more and more black meteors cut through the bleak sky one by one, accompanied by howls one after another, gradually forming a massive meteor shower, completely awakening the sleeping summer night.

I can't believe it, but Gu Beiyu used his chubby head to force his way out of tens of thousands of shadow bodyguards!

This is so inspiring!

"..." The leader of the shadow bodyguard was squeezed into the match pile and couldn't move, he could only watch from a distance as Gu Beiyu's head was scurrying around, his temples were throbbing!

A group of things that are not enough for success and more than failure!

In the distance on the horizon, Gu Beiyu screamed in his heart while burying his head and running wildly: "System, system! Hurry up and help!"

My head hurts so much! QAQ!

The system broke out in a cold sweat: [Don't worry, don't worry, I'll look to see if there is anything that can save you... One fish and wild goose, one fire tree silver flower, two fire tree silver flowers, three fire tree silver flowers...]

Gu Beiyu was about to cry: "The system is fast, fast!!!"

The system sweated: [I know, I know! 】

While comforting Gu Beiyu, the system rummaged around in his system backpack, but... Fuck, I just broke the system one by one, except Huoshuyinhua, Huoshuyinhua, really nothing in my hand!

Gu Bei ran into tears: "System!!!"

The system roared: [Ahhh!What!Or else...or you give them some cigarettes, flowers...? 】

Speaking of the latter, the system's voice became smaller and smaller, until the last word "flower", the system was so guilty that it swallowed the small tail of the a sound tremblingly, and finally shut up completely .

Sure enough, when Gu Beiyu heard this, he immediately hit the system's small head with his own brain cells with a distorted expression.

The system covered its head with an ouch: [You hit me! 】

Gu Beiyu was about to go berserk, he roared red-faced: "You big-headed ghost! Believe it or not, I punched a monster! Hurry up and think of a way to save us... ouch!"

Before Gu Beiyu finished speaking, his head suddenly hit a very hard chest, and he immediately sat down on the ground covering his forehead and staring at the stars.

Gu Beiyu looked up in a daze, only to see a tall and tall matchstick standing in front of him with arms folded against the light, the silver moonlight fell from the sky behind him, and a black shadow shrouded Gu Beiyu's head, making Gu Beiyu Beiyu couldn't see the other person's expression clearly.

But even if you are facing the light, you can't see the expression. After all, the stickman has no face yet...

The leader of the shadow bodyguard stared at Gu Beiyu expressionlessly for a long while, as if he was sizing up something carefully. Then, he only heard a chuckle in his low hoarse voice, and then quickly stretched out a slender and powerful hand, thinking about it. Gu Beiyu, who was about to get up from the ground and escape, grabbed his neck and pressed hard to the ground.

It was you, who made Mr. Murong sleepy and longing for convincing, unable to ask for it; it was you, who made Mr. Murong wash his face with tears every day, dejected...

Finally, let me catch you.

Wanyan Purple Dream Butterfly.

"Hey!" Gu Beiyu was frightened and cried instantly!System help ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

The system's small body trembled, and tears fell down with a snap. He hugged Gu Beiyu's brain cells and didn't let go. He kept muttering "so scary" "he's so scary" Beibei is afraid"...it's even worse than Gu Beiyu!

The veins on Gu Beiyu's forehead throbbed crazily!

This broken system is really useless except for being cute!

The hand pinching his neck slowly tightened, and the strong suffocation made Gu Beiyu's face flush rapidly, and he could not control the nausea in his throat, and his heartbeat gradually contracted and accelerated due to the suffocation, as if to tear the chest cavity apart.

At the same time, a fierce murderous intent spread unscrupulously from the man in front of him, and Gu Beiyu's whole body became stiff all of a sudden.

At this time, Gu Beiyu finally realized that the man in front of him really wanted to kill him!

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Woooooo, he hasn't recovered his memory yet, he hasn't remembered who his mother is yet, and the hero is still inside waiting for him to save his life...he doesn't want to die yet! ! !

In the blink of an eye, Gu Beiyu exploded his potential again, and instantly started a brainstorming, recalling all the past since he entered the comic world like a horse, and when the film of the memory was played, he and Murong Xinghe were on the rostrum. During the First World War, Gu Beiyu's spirit suddenly shook!

Nima even forgot it!Is there any more powerful weapon than the nine-nine multiplication table?If people carry a building backwards, there will be no more!

Although the leader of the shadow bodyguards really wanted Gu Beiyu to die, but cared about the Wanyan Zimengdie family behind him, he could only let go of his hand regretfully.

--coming!

Seizing this opportunity, Gu Beiyu spit out a series of words quickly in a hoarse voice: "Nine nine 81 eight. Nine 72 seven nine 63!"

"..."

The leader of the shadow bodyguard was momentarily stunned, and then his eyes slowly widened——

Ha, actually memorized the ninety-nine multiplication table backwards...!

The leader of the shadow bodyguard slowly raised his right hand, covered his chest in disbelief, spit out a mouthful of blood, and then fell to the ground with a bang, his eyes closed and his head tilted, and he passed out completely!

"Boss!"

"Boss, what's wrong with you?"

"Are you okay? Boss!"

Sensing the strange movement on Gu Beiyu's side, the shadow bodyguards immediately became agitated.

Gu Beiyu staggered up from the ground, raised his head and wiped away the tears on his face, narrowed his eyes slightly, and then recited the nine-nine multiplication table from beginning to end quickly in a hoarse voice!

"..."

The air condenses briefly.

The next moment, hundreds of shadow bodyguards lay down on the ground neatly like harvested leeks, accompanied by howls like waves one after another.

Instantly died!

System: [Ah, ah, it succeeded!It turned out to be a success!Beibei, you are really great! ! ! 】

"Hmph, if Anan wasn't still inside, I would have demolished this dilapidated building long ago!" Gu Beiyu raised his neck proudly, and then coughed repeatedly due to the burning pain in his throat.

Damn, what kind of hatred and resentment, as for pinching so hard?What if you accidentally cut it off!

Gu Beiyu lovingly touched his slender neck, glared fiercely at the fallen corpses, and ran towards the Chairman Building.

The chairman's office is on the top floor on the 19th floor. The elevator is dedicated to the chairman, and you need to swipe your card to take it, so Gu Beiyu can only climb the stairs.

At the top of the stairs, there was still a steady stream of shadow bodyguards rushing in, so Gu Beiyu could only recite the nine-nine multiplication table crazily and put down the shadow bodyguards who were successively growing like leeks, while desperately pushing aside and lying down. Brainy little leeks climbed upstairs.

However, when Gu Beiyu managed to climb to the third floor, he suddenly found that Slimy hadn't followed!

Reluctantly, Gu Beiyu had no choice but to go back anxiously and search carefully until he found the slimy figure on the first floor.

At that time, Slimy was circling around anxiously under the first stairs on the first floor. When he saw Gu Beiyu's figure appearing upstairs, he barked immediately. His round butt turned into an electric motor, and his two chubby little The little paws rested on the steps and jumped up and down very hard, but because the legs were too short, they couldn't jump up anyway!

Gu Beiyu's eyes were complicated: "..."

System: [Hahaha legs are so short!It must be Corgi! 】

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Gu Beiyu covered her mouth: "Cough...then what, let's not talk about it, civilized you and me."

system:【……】

You can drive this broken car!

In this way, Gu Beiyu could only hold the sticky paste in his armpit and continue walking with the weight.

In the first few floors, Gu Beiyu also knew that out of humanitarian spirit, he pushed the shadow bodyguard aside to avoid being stepped on, but when he climbed to the back, sweating profusely, his legs were weak, and his eyes were dizzy, how could he care? Whether they will step on something or not, they just lie on their hands and feet and climb upstairs with kicks and kicks.

Really climb the stairs.

11 points.

Gu Beiyu finally managed to climb over the mountains of leeks and stood panting in front of the chairman's office, leaving piles of poor leeks covered with footprints behind him~

I'm going to die... Is it really a person who climbed the entire 19 floors?

Not to mention that climbing the stairs while reciting books is simply physical labor!

In order to save the hero, I paid too much!

Gu Beiyu stood with one hand on his hips and the other with the slime in his hands for a minute, then took a deep breath, lifted his right foot and kicked towards the door——

There was a loud bang, and in the room, Murong Xinghe was so frightened that his body trembled, and the bullet aimed at Yan Nanchuan uncontrollably shot out.

Gu Beiyu's heart stopped suddenly, and he rushed towards the house uncontrollably: "A'nan, be careful—"

In the blink of an eye, a large piece of dazzling light invaded from the bright corridor, hitting the two protagonists in the room like a lamppost, and it seemed to connect a road leading to the junction of light and shadow.

In the chairman's office, in the center of the lonely circular stage cast by the light of crystal lamps, in Yan Nanchuan's suddenly dilated pupils, is the small figure of Gu Beiyu flying towards him without hesitation... and, a A hard marble shining with a cold light came towards his eyeball at a faster speed——

Yan Nanchuan suddenly closed his eyes tightly!

The author has something to say: [Accept in advance, the main subject is the sand sculpture sweet pet entertainment circle ↓]

In order to save Qin Sihuai who was in a coma in a car accident, Gu Nianci diligently traveled through small worlds to collect his small soul fragments. However, due to force majeure, they fell in love and killed each other in every world, abusing each other.

These small worlds include "Cold-faced Killer: Codename 007", "Apocalyptic Carnival: The Gluttonous Feast of the Zombie King", "Demon Hunter: Wings of Fallen Angels", "Humanoid Weapon: Machine Boyfriend Has No Heart", "Blood Sacrifice: Mandala Blooming" On the Hill"...

After 10 small worlds, Gu Nianci finally collected all of Qin Sihuai's broken souls, returned to reality, and was ready to happily love each other with Lao Gong. Unexpectedly, after Lao Gong quickly passed through, he finally became mentally retarded :)

Back to the first day of reality:

Gu Nianci (anxiously): "Doctor, how is my Sisi? Are you awake? Why didn't you see anyone?"

The doctor silently pointed to the corner.

At the corner of the wall, Qin Sihuai was clutching the curtain on his chest tightly with his small hands, trying to hide his tall body. A cold eye poked out from behind the curtain, staring sharply at Gu Nianci in front of him.

Qin Sihuai: I, the killer, have no feelings!You, my next target, Gu Nianci!Wash inside, wash inside!

Gu Nianci: "..."

Damn mental retardation.

Another night:

Gu Nianci (embracing): "Are you going to make it or not?"

Qin Sihuai gave him a humiliating look, took out the razor silently, and shaved off the hair on his bum.

Gu Nianci's eyelids twitched wildly!

Gu Nianci: "What are you doing?!"

Qin Sihuai (grievous): "I have fallen with the devil, my pure soul has been defiled, I am willing to shave off the wings of angels, and never associate with angels again."

It translates to-

I'm dirty, my hair is gone, blah blah! QAQ!

Gu Nianci: "..."

I can't bear it anymore, I don't need to bear it anymore, just throw myself down!

The Buddha-like cold vase shou who only wants to show his affection × holding an abuse script in his hand, but the sand sculpture mentally handicapped tyrant who always ends sweetly

1v1 Shuangjie, Sand Sculpture Sweet Pet HE