After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

On the other side, Gu Beiyu really arrived at Shura Wuxin Yeyinger under the guidance of Slimy.

Ha, he just said that this building is very suspicious, as expected, he has an affair with Murong Xinghe!

Gu Beiyu excitedly stepped forward to push the door, and unexpectedly found that the door was locked, Gu Beiyu couldn't help sneering: "Oh, it's so tightly blocked, it looks like a guilty conscience, the hero must be inside!"

As he said that, Gu Beiyu slapped the door angrily with his small paws.

I don't know what was photographed, but I saw a square crack in the center of the gate suddenly, accompanied by the sound of metal friction and gear rotation, the square crack gradually lifted upwards with the top edge as the axis, and what was revealed in the field of vision was A smooth, pitch-black electronic screen.

Gu Beiyu: "Huh? What is this?"

As soon as the voice fell, the screen lit up biu, followed by an electronically synthesized mechanical male voice: "The voiceprint recognition failed, please listen to the question now, the first question, a hunter shot a fox, why did the hunter die?" gone?"

Gu Beiyu was taken aback: "Huh?"

Screen: "Wrong answer, the answer is reflex arc (fox)."

Gu Beiyu: "???" What the hell?

Accompanied by the special fart sound effect of wrong answers, a bright red cross appeared on the snow-white electronic screen. Before Gu Beiyu could recover, the cold mechanical male voice continued non-stop: "Second question, may the orangutan be the best?" What thread do you hate?"

Gu Beiyu: "No, wait—"

Screen: "Wrong answer, the answer is parallel lines because parallel lines do not intersect (bananas)."

"..." Gu Beiyu realized that this door should only be opened by answering the questions correctly!

Screen: "Question [-], why can't the seagulls flying over Paris cry?"

Gu Beiyu geared up: "Because... because the seagull blows too much wind and your throat is damaged?"

Screen: "Wrong answer, the answer is Paris Ollai Dumb (L'Oreal Paris)."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Damn it's a homophonic stalk again!

Gu Beiyu was not convinced: "Come again!"

I have already mastered the routine of your question!I can't believe I can't answer it!

However, life is impermanent and things are unpredictable. Gu Beiyu never expected that the man with thick eyebrows and big eyes on the opposite side would change his routine very insidiously!

Screen: "Question [-], I just went to see a doctor. The doctor said my stomach is not very good. I didn't expect my stomach to talk. What did it say?"

Um?Isn't it a homonym?

Gu Beiyu tentatively asked, "I'm in pain?"

Screen: "The answer is wrong, the answer is number one, my name is not Wei, my name is Chu Yuxun."

Gu Beiyu: "???"

What? ? ?

Screen: "Question five, may I ask what will happen if Zongzong loses his heart?"

What the hell is wrong?

Gu Beiyu was puzzled: "Heartless?"

Screen: "Wrong answer, the answer is to become two TV sets."

Gu Beiyu: "???"

TV set?Is it what he thinks?The one with the two little antennas on top of his head? ? ?

Screen: "Question [-], a butterfly has broken a wing, why can it still fly?"

Nima, I'm not Liang Shanbo, why can I still fly when my wings are broken!

Gu Beiyu took a deep breath: "Because... because it has a fake wing!"

Screen: "Wrong answer, the answer is because it is strong."

Gu Beiyu: "?????"

Because, it is, strong?

Do you have the fucking guts to say it again?

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Screen: "Question [-], this butterfly has broken another wing, what can it fly?"

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Knock Nima!Knock Nima!Its two wings are folded and it can still fly, which is awesome!

Awesome! 666!

Can you understand?

Ok? ? ?

Screen: "Please answer."

Gu Beiyu glared angrily, "Because he's awesome!"

The mechanical male voice said coldly: "The answer is wrong. The answer is because it has a pair of invisible wings."

invisible Wings……

wings...

bladder……

After finishing speaking, as if he was afraid that Gu Beiyu would not be stimulated enough, the mechanical male voice sounded again: "Congratulations, you have wronged seven questions in a row, and you can summon the dragon."

As soon as the voice fell, a special effect of a dragon wagging its tail appeared on the electronic screen.

However, due to the limited style of painting, it looks like a fleshy white earthworm twisting yangko in the sky.

The effect of ridicule is directly full!

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Ah ah ah ah ah!

Do you want to fight?

Ok?

is not it?

When am I afraid of you?

Come on, come on! ! !

I warn you, you might GG when I punch you! ! !

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At the same time, in the chairman's office, Yan Nanchuan and Murong Xinghe also fell into a strange deadlock...

Yan Nanchuan: "Let go of me."

Murong Xinghe: "Don't let go!"

Yan Nanchuan frowned: "Let go of me!"

Murong Xinghe pouted: "Don't let go!"

Yan Nanchuan was slightly annoyed: "What's the matter with you child, why are you so ignorant? Can kidnapping be done casually? Didn't the teacher teach you to obey the law at school? If you are arrested by the police uncle What should I do, can't I go to school?"

The tone is very much like an old father who is distressed by a mischievous child.

What Yan Nanchuan thought was that Murong Xinghe was also Gu Beiyu's son anyway, and based on his relationship (?) with Gu Beiyu, Murong Xinghe was almost his son.

The child is not sensible, and Gu Beiyu is not around, so he can only temporarily discipline him.

The logic is very tight.

There is nothing wrong with it!

Murong Xinghe's tears rolled in his eyes instantly: "..."

You, you kill me!

how could you do this!

QAQ!

Yan Nanchuan's face sank completely: "I'll ask you one last time, are you going to let me go or not?"

Murong Xinghe choked up: "No..."

Yan Nanchuan: "Huh?"

Murong Xinghe: "Oh!"

Tears finally fell down uncontrollably.

frightened.

It's simply too embarrassing for the kidnappers!

Tick.

Tick.

Unknowingly, the time was close to zero, and Murong Xinghe's little hand was tightly clutching the only Cupid's bullet in his pocket, tightening it tighter and tighter.

There are only a few minutes left... Only a few minutes left, he can get Dugu Yemoli forever!

What Murong Xinghe wants, no one in the world can stop him!

At the same moment, outside the chairman's office building.

Screen: "No. 20 seven questions, who among the ancient poets has the worst eyesight?"

Gu Beiyu: "Ah."

Screen: "The answer is wrong, the answer is Li Bai, because the moonlight is bright in front of the bed, huh? It's frost on the ground."

Screen: "No.20 eight questions, what is the name of farting before death?"

Gu Beiyu: "Oh."

Screen: "Wrong answer, the answer is Absolute Sound."

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Screen: "Nine questions No.20, why is a flower so funny?"

Gu Beiyu: "Hey."

Screen: "Wrong answer, the answer is because it has a stalk, ha, ha, ha."

The weird laughter behind it seems to prove that the stalk of a flower is really funny!

Gu Beiyu: "..."

who I am?where am I?What am I doing?

Now I seriously doubt my IQ has a problem!

Screen: "There is only one last question left. If you still answer incorrectly, the door will be locked automatically, and you can only enter the answering system again after two hours."

! !

Gu Beiyu's spirit froze.

Nima can come six or seven times in two hours if the speed is faster!

He glanced at his phone, and it was not long before 12 o'clock in the morning, and he couldn't help feeling more and more anxious.

I don't know why, but Gu Beiyu has an inexplicably strong intuition - he must definitely find the male lead before 12 o'clock!

So now, he must go in immediately!

As for the intellectual question and answer before entering the door... Since it's not good to be soft, then it's better to be tough.

The corners of Gu Beiyu's mouth curled up mysteriously. He raised his eyelashes, glanced lightly at the screen, and said to himself, "Oh, what should I do? If I still get the wrong answer this time, I will I can only ask someone to come over and smash this door. After all, the whole school is my Wanyan Zimengdie's world, so I don't care about a mere door of a teaching building... Tsk, what a beautiful little door, think about it. It's a pity."

As he said that, Gu Beiyu touched the doorknob with great regret, but stared at the lit screen with tenderness.

Screen:"……"

Screen: "Hey, the last question, what will the number 0 say when it sees the number 8 on the road?"

Gu Beiyu frowned and pondered for a while, then raised his head and said in a serious tone: "Is there 1?"

Screen:"……"

Hiss, so coquettish.

The screen gritted his teeth: "The answer is wrong. The answer is that you are fat, so what kind of belt do you wear?"

Gu Beiyu raised his eyelids: "Huh?"

"Ahem... so what! But I let you in because you're too coquettish, no exception!" The mechanical male voice spoke quickly and authentically, as if he was afraid that Gu Beiyu would be upset and tear it down on the spot , the snow-white electronic screen burst out many small bright fireworks, and the green tick symbolizing passage appeared in the center of the fireworks.

With a click, the door unlocked.

Gu Beiyu was stunned: "If I knew it was a bully, I should have threatened it directly from the beginning!" How can I use such words!

Rubbing two handfuls of sticky hair as if to vent his anger, Gu Beiyu turned his gaze to the gate of the chairman building in front of him, his expression became serious again, and there was a strange excitement when he looked closely.

"Let's go, our heroes save the beauty!"

Thinking of Yan Nanchuan's shocked expression when he saw him stepping on colorful auspicious clouds like a hero descending from the sky to save himself, he suddenly became excited!

Gu Beiyu stepped up the steps briskly, and pushed open the door with both hands...

Then he stared at the hundreds of shadow bodyguards who were crowded inside.

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Shadow bodyguards: "..."

Two seconds later, Gu Beiyu calmly said, "I'm sorry to bother you."

Then he slammed the door shut.

Um?You say heroes save beauty...

what is that?Can I eat it?

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