After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

The next morning, three stick figures with black eyes met in the classroom.

Gu Beiyu looked at the two black one-dimensional codes on Yan Nanchuan's expressionless face, and then at the two darker one-dimensional codes on Murong Xinghe's snow-white face, and burst out laughing.

Gu Beiyu pointed at them: "Hahahahaha you sweep me or I sweep you!"

"..." Yan Nanchuan raised his eyes and glanced at Gu Beiyu, who was also wearing two faded light gray one-dimensional codes, and silently pulled away his chair and sat down.

The typical fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps, as if who didn't stay up late yesterday.

Hearing the crisp and sweet laughter, Yan Nanchuan couldn't help but think of Gu Beiyu's sudden kiss last night—what did Gu Beiyu mean?Does he have any interest in himself?Why kiss him if it's not interesting?Still... still dear!But, if it's interesting, why can he be like a normal person?Is this a new trick?

For a moment, Yan Nanchuan's mind was filled with "interesting or not", and he didn't realize at all that what he cared about was whether Gu Beiyu liked him or not, not that he was kissed by a man...

Gu Beiyu laughed for a while, and then the laughter became smaller and smaller in the still air... Gu Beiyu silently closed his mouth.

Ah ah why no one pays attention to him!It made him look like an idiot by himself!

It's okay that Yan Nanchuan is used to being silent, but Murong Xinghe, who usually chokes with him every time, is also silent this time for some reason, letting him bear such pain alone!

Is this what the Son of Man should do?

Gu Beiyu looked at Murong Xinghe with condemning eyes, but Murong Xinghe didn't notice it, he just stared forward in a daze with his eyes blankly, with his two small hands shrunk down on the table, even the aura of Megatron was as if he had been beaten by a villain Like a bullied puppy, he shrank himself pitifully on top of Murong Xinghe's head.

Gu Beiyu looked at the mysterious black ball above Murong Xinghe's head in confusion: "..."

What is this lump?

shit?

If Megatron Tianxia knew what Gu Beiyu said, it would probably be so sad that it would go directly to heaven.

In a place where Gu Beiyu couldn't see, the fragrance of the white lotus silently put away her wanton breath, and quietly hid behind Gu Beiyu, for fear that she would also be called shit by Gu Beiyu.

Gu Beiyu, who is obviously stupid, has not yet realized that this world is not as simple as a simple Mary Su campus comic...

Before Gu Beiyu figured out what that black thing was, two wide and long noodles slowly flowed down from above the two deep black one-dimensional codes on Murong Xinghe's face, and fell straight onto the table. , like two galaxies flying straight down.

The lonely and cold domineering emperor finally tasted the pain of love honey for the first time, and couldn't help but shed tears of evil charm that were so sweet and sad, crying like a kindergarten student who couldn't grab candy.

What a miserable match.

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

Did I say too much yesterday?Should I apologize?Is it not good to bully other children like this?

Gu Beiyu: "..."

Oh shit, what should I do if this cannon fodder seems to have driven me crazy... But if I can draw two big eyes of Kazilan on this white and tender face, it must be very cute!

Gu Beiyu stared at Murong Xinghe's legendary tearful matchhead, thinking without the slightest sympathy.

What a cold-blooded match.

It is in stark contrast to the benevolent and kind-hearted protagonist Shou!

After Gu Beiyu painted Murong Xinghe's face with all kinds of beautiful anime big eyes in his mind, the teacher finally came late holding the lesson plan.

She first put the lesson plan on the podium, then turned to face the crowd and said with a smile: "Students, I want to announce good news to everyone. Three days later will be the annual school celebration party, during which there will be many alumni and guests one after another. I came to the school, so starting from tomorrow, the school will have a three-day holiday. During these three days, club members need to decorate the school to welcome the arrival of alumni and guests. On the third day, the party officially begins, and the party requires dresses Or formal attire, and everyone must participate, please prepare in advance."

Gu Beiyu's eyes lit up.

Appeared!The familiar Cinderella-turned-Prince Gala amazed the audience with face-slapping routines!

According to the role setting of the male lead, he must have no money to buy a dress. Coupled with the very special rule of "everyone must participate", the person who helps the male lead solve the problem must be our domineering chairman.

Next, the domineering chairman will take the hero to Metersbon X and throw him a black card and order "Man, don't even think about coming back tonight if you don't spend the 100 million." Went to change clothes, was shocked after changing, blushed and humiliated the male lead with words and called him ugly, but pulled him into the fitting room and forced the male lead to take it off for him to see...

Gu Beiyu foolishly went through the plots of all kinds of stupid boss TV dramas in his brain, and almost made himself so stupid that he laughed outright in class.

Also very entertaining.

When get out of class was over, Gu Beiyu leisurely waited for Murong Xinghe to throw a black card at Yan Nanchuan, and then stepped forward to humiliate Murong Xinghe to take away his popularity.

However, Murong Xinghe took out a thick stack of bright red...discount coupons from his schoolbag?

Ok? ? ?

Gu Beiyu was dumbfounded. Could this be a newly popular way of showing love to the overlord?

Murong Xinghe looked down at Yan Nanchuan's expressionless face as cold as the silver plate under the moon. He groaned in his heart, pursed his lips and tried to force out an evil smile, but because he couldn't control his strength, his face couldn't help twitching, and he said, "I just cried." The hoarse voice is like the pendulum of the weather-beaten and rusted auditorium: "Man, I will give you the lifeline you want... Heh, I advise you not to challenge my patience. It is still too late to agree to my pursuit, otherwise sooner or later One day you will open your legs and cry and beg me to fuck you!"

After Murong Xinghe finished speaking, he hiccupped in a weird way, and because he was afraid of being hit by Yan Nanchuan, he buried his head in his thigh and took a step, and swooped towards the classroom like the wind outside the classroom against the weak, pitiful and helpless Megatron. , There is no time for people to promise.

#Strive to maintain the appearance of a domineering person who has already been broken, it is really heartbreaking#

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

So, why is your lifeblood a discount coupon?

Gu Beiyu: "..."

No, where is your black card?

Hand over the black card before leaving!

Murong Xinghe?

Murong is retarded!

son!

However, there was no black card, only a thick stack of shiny red limited edition discount coupons. Gu Beiyu stared at them with wide eyes, as if he could mutate them on the spot.

At this moment, the system task prompt sounded in my mind for a long time.

System: [Ding—daily task 2: The annual school celebration ceremony is coming soon. As the hero’s best friend, of course I have to help him tidy up~ What are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and get Murong Xinghe For the discount coupon left behind, take the male protagonist to the mall to choose clothes, and after being so amazed, blushing and honestly take them off for him!Time limit: 12 hours. 】

Gu Beiyu: "..."

The front is quite normal, but what the hell is the one in the back who undressed himself?

What's more, Nima broke the system and plagiarized my brain? ? ?

The author has something to say: I would like to explain that the existence of certain details such as color is because the author has opened the perspective of God to the little angels of the readers. The protagonists are invisible by default, but the little angels can imagine.