After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

With an evil smile on the corner of Murong Xinghe's mouth, he struggled to squeeze out a round match head from the sea of ​​firewood: "Man, I advise you to catch it obediently, or don't blame me—"

As soon as Murong Xinghe spoke, he opened his eyes and looked at the bed in disbelief.

What did he see?

Wanyan Zimengdie was actually pressing Dugu Ye Moli under her body, stroking Dugu Ye Moli's face with one hand, and stroking Dugu Ye Moli's chest with the other!

Wanyan Zimengdie, a shameless man, actually climbed into Duguyemoli's bed before him!

The man he loves the most is crushed by another man!

How can this be so? !

Murong Xinghe squeezed fiercely out of the matches, his eyes were about to split open: "What are you doing?!"

Gu Beiyu was puzzled: "I'm cooking rice, are you blind and can't see?"

Murong Xinghe was stunned by the scolding, but when he realized it, he was furious: "How dare you?"

Gu Beiyu rolled his eyes: "Why don't I dare?"

Murong Xinghe was furious: "Dugu Yemoli is my Murong Xinghe's man, how dare you cook him?"

Damn it's this kind of mental retardation problem again... Gu Beiyu's eyes were about to roll out of the sky: "Tch, I not only dare to cook him, I dare to kiss him!"

Saying that, did Gu Beiyu really hold Yan Nanchuan's round head, and pour fuel on the other's face~ took a big mouthful!

The sound is loud!

"You, you, you..." Murong Xinghe almost rolled his eyes and was so stimulated that he passed out on the spot!

After Gu Beiyu was done, he held Yan Nanchuan's sluggish head and smacked it, feeling that something was wrong with the touch... But he didn't have time to think about it for the time being, because Murong Xinghe was already out of anger!

Damn, the man I love was kissed by another man!If you are a man, you can't bear it!

"Wanyan Zimengdie, I'll fight with you—" Murong Xinghe resisted the urge to faint, and roared angrily, pounced on Gu Beiyu!

"Damn it?" Gu Beiyu didn't expect that Murong Xinghe would really do it, the whole match was startled, and he jumped up from the bed.

Murong Xinghe took off his shoes: "Wanyan Zimengdie——"

Gu Beiyu turned around and ran!

Murong Xinghe finally took off his shoes, climbed onto Yan Nanchuan's bed, and ran after Gu Beiyu staggeringly.

"Wanyan Zimengdie, stop for me—" Murong Xinghe stretched out his angry little claws towards Gu Beiyu's back.

Gu Beiyu thought in his heart, you are stupid, if you tell me to stop, I will stop, I saw him nimbly dodging Murong Xinghe's little claws, bending his legs, grabbing with both hands, grabbing a shadow bodyguard in front of him and jumping , Climb up directly from his shoulders, step on his round head, and start galloping on the densely packed matchheads that look like cobblestone roads!

Shadow bodyguards: "???"

Murong Xinghe: "???"

Yan Nanchuan rubbed his lips with the back of his finger the whole time, and his soul was out of his body: "..."

Murong Xinghe has never seen such a sand sculpture person, and the whole match was stunned by Gu Beiyu's sand sculpture operation in an instant!After realizing it, Murong Xinghe stamped his feet frantically on the bed, stepping on the soft bed to create deep and shallow holes.

Murong Xinghe was furious: "Wanyan Zimengdie! Come down for me!"

Gu Beiyu stuck out his tongue: "I won't!"

Murong Xinghe was furious: "Wanyan Zimengdie, I, Murong Xinghe, asked you Wanyan Zimengdie to come down to Murong Xinghe!"

Hahaha are you talking about tongue twisters?

Gu Beiyu put his hands on his hips: "Murong Xinghe, Murong Xinghe, if you have the ability, come up by yourself!"

Murong Xinghe: "Get down!"

Gu Beiyu: "Come up by yourself!"

Murong Xinghe: "Come down!"

Gu Beiyu: "Come up!"

Murong Xinghe snorted coldly, what a joke, how could he climb over other people's heads with his majestic and domineering chairman!

He sternly ordered to the shadow bodyguards: "Catch him!"

"Yes, Mr. Murong!" The shadow bodyguards responded imposingly in unison, reaching out their hands to touch the top of their heads, but the scene was so crowded that they bumped into each other even if they moved their heads, let alone put their hands together. Stretching over the top of the head is such a difficult movement.

As a result, every time the shadow bodyguard raised his hand, he had to wipe it fiercely from the faces of the friendly soldiers beside him!

All of a sudden, there was endless applause in the entire dark room!

One has to wonder if someone took the opportunity to avenge themselves!

Gu Beiyu jumped repeatedly on top of the shadow bodyguard, like a mentally handicapped being happy.

Gently, I'm leaving~

Gently, here I come again~

Gently, I'm leaving again~

Hahahahaha hiccup!

Shadow Bodyguard: Papa Papa.gif

"..." The enraged Murong Xinghe turned into an enraged puffer fish on the spot!

Seeing this, Gu Beiyu walked a little closer to Murong Xinghe, just at a distance where Murong Xinghe couldn't touch him but was close at hand with the naked eye.

"Hahaha, come and catch me~" Gu Beiyu waved joyfully at Murong Xinghe, like a boring uncle who catches bait to tease the fish but refuses to eat.

Murong Xinghe: The puffer fish style is so angry that it flies up.gif!

"Hahahahaha idiot—" Gu Beiyu was grinning and taunting unscrupulously, when suddenly a powerful arm stretched out from the side and hooked his waist, and then Gu Beiyu uncontrollably moved towards the bed He fell face down and was hugged by Yan Nanchuan who was guarding below.

"Oh my god!" Gu Beiyu was caught off guard and his back sank deep into a strong chest, his heart started beating suddenly, and he wanted to crawl under the quilt on a conditioned reflex.

"Don't move." Yan Nanchuan's deep voice rang in his ears with a hint of seriousness.

"..." Gu Beiyu didn't dare to move for an instant, but his little hands were clutching the quilt without giving up.

I don't know why I'm inexplicably nervous...

Yan Nanchuan took a look at him, took the quilt and wrapped Gu Bei's fish ball in it, hesitated for a second, reached out to stroke his head, and said, "Sit down obediently."

After he finished speaking, he stood up, walked in front of Murong Xinghe who was also not daring to move, picked up Murong Xinghe by the collar with one hand and lifted him under the bed.

Murong Xinghe: The whole process is as quiet as a chicken.jpg

Yan Nanchuan glanced around the crowded room and squeezed the space between his brows with a headache: "Go out, I'm going to sleep."

Murong Xinghe's pupils trembled, he glared at Gu Beiyu with pained and jealous eyes, and said with trembling lips, "But...but..." But Wanyan Zimengdie hasn't left yet!

Yan Nanchuan endured goosebumps, took a deep breath: "Murong Xinghe, I hate you."

"...What?" Murong Xinghe looked up at him in disbelief as if struck by lightning.

"I said, Murong Xinghe, I hate you," Yan Nanchuan pressed his brows with one hand, and waved at Murong Xinghe impatiently with the other, as if chasing away a disgusting rascal, "Please get out."

"No, it's impossible... This must not be true..." Yan Nanchuan's indifferent attitude deeply hurt Murong Xinghe's fragile heart. He covered his chest and shook his head in pain, staggered back a step, red His eyes were full of disbelief.

"Mr. Murong, what's wrong with you?"

"Mr. Murong, are you okay?"

"Mr. Murong..."

The shadow bodyguards rushed forward anxiously, and completely submerged Murong Xinghe in the blink of an eye, almost causing a stampede!

Yan Nanchuan sat on the head of the bed with his arms crossed and his chest expressionless, watching their performance: "..."

"I must be dreaming... yes, I must be dreaming! Just wake up!" Murong Xinghe's self-deceiving voice sounded in the matches, and he stood up precariously under the support of the shadow bodyguards, barely With a cool and domineering head exposed, he whimpered and shouted "Let's go", and then rushed out of the window surrounded by a crowd of zombies like a tide.

That's right, wherever you come in, you will go back from there.

Shadow bodyguards are so well-trained!

Gu Beiyu stared at the backs of a group of matches leaving for a while, then suddenly pointed at them with a puff and laughed stupidly: "Hahaha Yan Nanchuan, do you think they look like a group of ducks—"

Yan Nanchuan said quietly, "What are you still doing here?"

Gu Beiyu's smile faltered: "Huh?"

Yan Nanchuan crossed his arms, looked him up and down, raised his eyebrows suddenly, moved closer to Gu Beiyu, so that the distance between their foreheads was within a few feet, and then stretched out his hand, like holding a smooth white round egg that had been peeled off its shell General held Gu Beiyu's chin with his slender hands, and said in a deep voice, "Do you want me to carry you back?"

Gu Beiyu stared at his round face that looked like a silver plate under the moonlight for a while, Jun blushed, poked his little hand and said in embarrassment: "It's not impossible..."

Yan Nanchuan's throat clenched, he frowned and waved his hands in pain: "Get out!"

Boo!Why are you attacking me all of a sudden!

Gu Beiyu pursed his mouth, threw the quilt on Yan Nanchuan in anger, and walked towards the door crying and angrily, even the dumb hair on the top of his head stood up in grievance, like a little hedgehog with fried hair .

Yan Nanchuan stared at his back for a while, and when Gu Beiyu was about to step out of the room, he suddenly stopped him: "Gu Beiyu."

Gu Beiyu turned his head angrily, "What are you doing!"

Yan Nanchuan didn't speak, he simply got up and walked in front of Gu Beiyu, with his elbow slightly bent and one arm propped on the door frame next to his body, covering the other's slender body under his broad chest.

It actually completed the wall that neither Gu Beiyu nor Murong Xinghe could achieve!

Gu Beiyu sensed Yan Nanchuan's scorching body temperature, and immediately changed from a fried hedgehog to a shy quail, curling his neck and trying to hide himself in Yan Nanchuan's tall shadow, with an inexplicably flustered expression: "You... What are you doing?"

Fuck, it's really exciting to have a disagreement.

The breath of the white lotus involuntarily condensed into a heart shape above the head!It's a pity that neither the two who were addicted to the wall and the one who was caught by the wall didn't find out...

Yan Nanchuan stared at Gu Beiyu's face sharply, and spoke in a hoarse and dangerous voice, "Aren't you going to explain, huh?"

Gu Beiyu was cute and shy: "Explain what?"

Mom, this man's voice is so su.

Yan Nanchuan narrowed his eyes slightly: "Do you really not know or you don't know..."

? ?

Gu Beiyu couldn't help but groaned again, this time he was really confused.

But that didn't stop him from continuing to run.

For the Nth time, although I can't see the face, the protagonist is really attacking!

Yan Nanchuan: "..."

I don't know why, but he and Gu Beiyu are in the same latitude, but it feels like they are in two worlds.

Yan Nanchuan let go of him with a headache: "Go back to sleep..."

Gu Beiyu said happily, "Okay."

He stepped out of the room, turned his head and waved goodbye to Yan Nanchuan obediently: "Good night, Anan~"

Yan Nanchuan gave him a final deep look with complicated eyes, closed his eyes and said in pain, "Good night."

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