After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...】

[Ah, ah, ah, she is a beauty!She is really beautiful! ! ! 】

[? ? ?One day I'll be able to see creatures like beauties all over the world? ? ?Am I blind or is it the end of the world? ? ? 】

[Fuck, shit, shit... the beauty's theme color is actually colorful!In addition to long fish firewood, this is the first time I have seen colorful mosaics! ! ! 】

[The appearance of this little beauty is obviously much better than that of Chang Yu Chai. The softness of the colorful light alone can't compare to Chang Yu Chai Chai.]

[It’s exaggerated, passers-by said it’s better to have long fish and firewood]

[emmm, the national camera team has been replaced, this dermabrasion and beautification is too much, the pores have been worn away...]

[No substitutions?If you don’t believe me, look at the mosaics of passers-by next to the little beauty, the pimples on their faces are about to burst out of the screen...]

[Damn, can't she be born beautiful?What's the weirdness?Intersex? 】

[Don't make noise!How about licking beauties together!I lick it first!Suck and suck ~]

【Help!I'm dead! ! ! 】

【The blood tank is empty...】

【Bold!Where are my therapists?Bring me a blood bag quickly! 】

[Medicalist: Already dead, don't CUE...]

[Two seconds!I want all the information about this male silver! ! ! 】

It happened that Nangong Hehe had already put on his equipment, and he yelled at Gu Beiyu, "Finish...Mr. Murong Qin'ai, are you ready to enter?"

"Well, let's land when you're ready." Gu Beiyu fastened the belt around his waist and glanced at the ground below. The grass and trees were lush and the mist was lingering. This height made many contestants feel weak. Gu Beiyu Beiyu, a delicate and soft little match, looked indifferent.

As a noble Marysu whose basic means of transportation is a helicopter, Sunshine Doll Gu Beiyu said that she is used to flying in the sky. :)

And when Gu Beiyu appeared under the camera, the audience ratings that had already exploded jumped up again under the dumbstruck of everyone, and they continued to rise rapidly. Busy running to tell each other.

The producer looked at the continuous stream of advertisement invitations in his hands, and was dumbfounded: "...I thought I had reached the limit just now, but I didn't expect that the f*cking would continue to explode!"

Is this the world of looking at faces? !

The chief director and the person in charge of the audition looked at each other, smiled and said nothing, and thought in unison in their hearts, wait, this is not over yet, after the little beauty reveals her true identity at the awards ceremony, the entire Mosaic country will not even think about escaping The crit of our PICK!

That's right, the chief director has made up his mind to keep Gu Beiyu to the final no matter what!Even if Gu Beiyu can't even walk, he must be carried to the finals!

The chief director who was originally out of mud but not stained was finally defeated by the temptation of money!

But soon the chief director realized that he was worrying too much. This is no ordinary delicate beauty in front of him, but a King Kong little beauty who wields her little powder fist and blasts you...

【Ah~ So the little beauty is named Murong Qinai~ Even the name is so beautiful~】

[Oh, the little beauty next to the little beauty is also very beautiful!Sure enough, a beauty's good friend is also a beauty! 】

[Wooooow, the voice of the little beauty is also nice, soft and sticky, so cute]

[emmm passers-by think the sound is average]

[To be honest, I think the appearance is just like that, and where are there so many colorful mosaics in the world, maybe they are made of long fish sticks...]

[Damn it, why are intersex people everywhere?Have the people of today stabbed the nest of yin and yang? ? ? 】

[Hehe, I think it's a salted fish nest with long fish sticks~ What kind of passers-by are you foolish~]

[Isn't it?no?There really is an elementary school chicken who believes that he has stickman and mermaid blood? 】

[Me too, anyone with eyes can tell that the long fish sticks are whole. If you have the ability, you can let your family's dead fish eyes come to the whole people's camera to take pictures?Just ask him if he dares?Does he dare? ? ? 】

【Fuck you!I***your mother***]

Another scolding battle...

Until Gu Beiyu and Nangong Hehe began to jump down from the aircraft in turn.

【Hehe, I'll see if you can still lick it when you land later! 】

As soon as this barrage came out, those barrages that originally defended Gu Beiyu could only shut up aggrievedly.

You know, there has never been a beauty who can survive the thorny hand of landing at a high altitude!In the past, it was not that there were no little beauties who survived the "fairy" shots of the whole people, but they fell in the short few seconds of entering the arena within a few seconds.

Therefore, Quanmin PICK not only has the mocking title of "the place where emoticons are rich", but also has the terrifying name of "Fairy Smasher"...

Netizens watching the live broadcast couldn't help turning their worried eyes to Gu Beiyu, and some of them were so overwhelmed that they blindfolded themselves and couldn't bear to look any longer.

[Have you said goodbye to the fairy so soon? 】

【No... I only inhaled for a few seconds, I haven't inhaled enough yet!Beep! QAQ! 】

[Help, my heart is already hurting, please call me after landing, I'll go to the bathroom first...]

Contrary to these netizens, the dead salted fish became more aggressive as if they had won a battle, and began to spare no effort to ridicule.

However, the dead salted fish are destined to be disappointed.

Gu Beiyu had already jumped down.

The gust of wind blew towards Gu Beiyu's face, and the two thick, curly eyelashes fluttered up and down like butterfly wings. Gu Beiyu felt itchy, and Qingjuan's eyebrows frowned impatiently. Kazilan's big eyes, which were shining brightly and colorfully colored glaze, also blinked irritably, and the physiological tears forced out by the itch wet the eyelashes, which made the pair of glass-like clear eyes more radiant, and the two petals bulging The pouty cherry mouth, and the flushed delicate cheeks with unhappiness written all over the face.

And at this moment, a miniature camera in the air that was specially responsible for shooting the expression packs of the players when they landed quietly approached Gu Beiyu...

"What is this? A fly?" Gu Beiyu stared at the little black dot on the tip of his nose in bewilderment, "Have the flies evolved so much now? Flying so high?"

[Fuck!Frontal crit! AWSL! 】

【Ah ah ah ah ah!What kind of beauty is this!Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo beautiful !Why does this little beauty have a different painting style from other people when it lands!What about Munch's "The Scream"?What about Pygakke's self-portrait? 】

[Mosaic God bless!My beauty is still alive!He survived victoriously! 】

[Hahaha, are flies okay?Is this the first time Xiaoqin Ai has seen a miniature body camera? 】

[I've never been a face-controlling person, but today I finally know what a face is... holding the little beauty and sucking it hard!Suck!Suck it up! ! ! 】

The law of the world that hides merit and fame has a faint smile——

Nonsense, [Hua Guo PS Technique]'s beauty filter is not just for nothing!Even if your face is blown into Van Cleef's "Sunflower" beauty filter, it can straighten you back!

However, this world always treats beautiful things extremely harshly, and soon the sour and sour ugliness began to question Gu Beiyu's embroidered pillows. There is only one good-looking face, and the strength must be particularly rubbish. .

So they watched Gu Beiyu deftly turn around, dance, and jump left and right in the air, easily dodging all the bubbles, and even left a bubble on top of his head to successfully complete his first kill, like a sunny day It floated down slowly like a doll and landed safely.

Full score!

[Young man is very skilled! 】

[I actually saw the shadow of the legendary Marie Suguo stick figure on Xiaoqin'ai... Is it because his body is too flexible? 】

[Who said just now that he would die?Hehe, does your face hurt? 】

[This landing is really fairy woo woo woo, Xiaoqin loves him, shouldn't he really be a fairy descending to earth! 】

[I'm back after going to the toilet!What fairy?What just happened?Is my little beauty still there? 】

[Congratulations to the upstairs for successfully missing 100 billion, here I suggest you review the replay a hundred times after going down, dear~]

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomys, i’m going to open my tablet right now and watch the live broadcast of Little Fairy’s Fairy! 】

[I declare!Starting today, fairy powder is officially established! 】

[? ? ?What did I miss? 】

The ugly guys who were jealous of Gu Beiyu were slapped in the face, but they still kept their mouths shut.

[Just wait, when the chaos officially begins, your little fairies might be blown up into Van Cleef's "Sunflower"]

During the period when Gu Beiyu landed, the ratings, which had already reached the daily limit and even had a faint hint of decline, climbed to a new peak again. At the same time, screenshots, animations, and short videos of Gu Beiyu's peerless beauty had passed Netizens with fast hands quickly spread the word all over the Internet, and then became popular all over the Internet again.

In this way, on the fifth day after Gu Beiyu came to the pixel world, he became an instant hit.

……

At the same time, the palace study room.

Dongfang Keke is reporting the progress of this plan to Yuwen Marseille: "... just received a reply from the chief director of Quanmin, the total popularity of Quanmin is now the first in the entire network, and it is three times behind the second. At the same time, we received I heard news from undercover agents from the conservative faction that Marquis A and Earl B have just swallowed quick-acting heart-relief pills, and Earl C is already lying on the ambulance heading to the hospital."

These Yuwen Marseilles had expected it a long time ago, but at this time they just smiled reservedly: "Well, you did a good job."

It's very compelling!

Dongfang Keke: "However, the current popularity of this episode of the show is not only due to the reason of the round bubbles, it is also related to a contestant in this episode, because he is too beautiful, and now the whole network is his In the photo, since he appeared in the camera, the popularity of the daily limit has started to rise rapidly again."

Anyway, the circle is just a dead object, where there is a living beauty that attracts attention.

"Huh?" Yuwen Masai raised his eyebrows, a little bit interested, "What's his name?"

Dongfang Keke glanced at the online news: "His name is Murong Qin'ai."

"My surname is Murong?" Yuwen Masai frowned slightly, feeling as if he had heard this name somewhere before, apparently he had forgotten Gu Beiyu's full name a long time ago——Gu Beiyu·Liu Lishang·Bingxue Lengling·Crystal Love Heart·Murong Qin Ai Wanyan Purple Dream Butterfly!

He can't even remember the full name of his sweetheart, so he deserves not to be able to catch up with his wife!

Of course, if it's the Ice Fairy, it's a different matter...

Forget it, since I can't remember it, it's probably not a big deal...

Yuwen Masai put down the contract in his hand and asked, "Did Madam find it?"

Dongfang Keke shook his head: "I'm sorry, Your Highness, Madam only took her ID card with her when she left. We have no way to locate the phone, and we have no way to find Madam's location by checking Madam's consumption records..."

It can be seen that Gu Beiyu is still very foresighted, and his previous guesses are all correct!

"Then keep looking!" Yuwen Masai's face was gloomy, "Now that the space-time vortex has not been opened, they have no way to return to the stickman world. If there is no record of leaving the country, they must still be in the Mosaic country! I don't believe that the big two Living people will really disappear out of thin air!"

Dongfang Keke nodded: "Yes, this subordinate obeys."

Yuwen Masai took a deep breath to calm down a little, rubbed the center of his brows, and asked again: "How is the situation at Simi's side?"

Dongfang Keke watched the live broadcast: "His Royal Highness Simi has successfully landed, and the first game of this period is about to begin, Bubble Smash... Do you want to watch it?"

After speaking, he walked to the projection equipment and waited for Yuwen Marseille's order.

Yuwen Masai glanced at the official affairs on the table, shook his head and said, "No need, I believe Simi will complete his task well."

As for the little mosaic that Simi likes... Anyway, people can't run in the arena, so let's meet again when we have time later.

Thinking in this way, Yuwen Masai immersed himself in the busy business with peace of mind. He didn't even know that people were right under his nose. The idiot who slapped himself 56 times decided...

The author has something to say: Why 56 slaps?Because 56 looks a lot like sb in shape...