After I dressed as a stickman, I had sex with the male protagonist of Mary Sue [Transmigration Book]

【Come, come, the source of happiness for today~】

[Fingers are in place, ready to take screenshots at any time]

[Hahahahaha, although nothing happened yet, I will laugh first! 】

As we all know, no matter how beautiful you are when riding a roller coaster, it will not be too good-looking, because the soft skin will be uncontrollably blown into strange shapes by the strong wind, and the process of landing from an aircraft to the ground is the same.

But it's a weird thing, the ratings of Quanmin PICK will reach the highest point at the moment when the show starts, and when all the contestants drop, the ratings will gradually drop, because almost all of them are aimed at those weird emoticons Going, it can be seen how wicked the audience of Quanmin PICK are!

However, this episode is destined to be different from the past...

[Hahaha, today's happiness is in hand! 】

[It's gone, let's go after the screenshots are taken, the beautiful boy next door has been on the air for several seconds]

[Farewell, wait a little longer, didn't you say that His Royal Highness is planning to surprise us?At least reveal the surprise before leaving]

[Ah, it's so annoying, I still have to hurry up to vote for Chang Yuchai! 】

[The Jimei in front is holding back!Grab your friends hehehe~ Can you please hurry up the show?Can you afford to delay my brother's debut? 】

[Fuck, why are there dead salted fish with dead fish eyes everywhere?You guys want to watch the shit of the whole people's program group?Did someone hold you at gunpoint? ? ? 】

[Fuck you, how dare you scold my brother!I****】

There is a scolding battle behind...

Chang Yu Chai Chai is the most popular candidate to win the championship in the next-door Pique Pique's heart-warming beautiful boy program group, and is also the main push of the show.

According to Chang Yu Chai Chai himself "inadvertently" revealed that he also has the bloodlines of the Mary Su Country Stickman from the Stickman Different World and the Rose Tears Country Mermaid.

The evidence is the word "fish" in his surname and the word "chai chai" in his first name, as well as his "natural" (accent) no (accent) curved head with acquired bone grinding surgery .

If Gu Beiyu, a real stickman, found out, he would probably kill him.

Nima, as a stickman, Ben Chai, why didn't he know when the word "chai" must be in the name of a stickman?

And not only does his name not have "chai", but it has the word "fish". Why didn't it say that he also has mermaid blood?

What's more, as far as he knows, even the mermaid prince is surnamed "Situ" instead of "Long Yu"!

The reasoning is very simple, but it's a pity that the brainless fans don't listen to it~

However, even though they don't understand human language, they will frantically brag about their elder brother's title of "a rare and beautiful man once in 10 years".

In fact, in the eyes of passers-by, although Chang Yu Chai Chai looks really good-looking, his facial features are very fake, making him uncomfortable to look at.

For example, the pair of colorful glazed eyes that were blown up by the fans so that there is nothing on the sky and on the ground, are clearly lifeless and lifeless like a dead fish, and I don’t know how they were blown like that. The black fans called him "dead fish eyes" but they really didn’t scold him. wrong.

In this way, fans of Changyu Chaichai will be nicknamed "dead salted fish"...

In a low voice, in fact, passers-by have always thought that Chang Yu Chai Chai is plastic surgery, but they have been afraid to say it because they are afraid of being beaten by stupid fans.

In fact, plastic surgery is nothing. Everyone has a love for beauty. If you admit it sincerely, you will be praised for being daring to be true.

But it's disgusting to insist on bragging around under the slogan of being pure and natural after undergoing plastic surgery...

Getting back to the topic, we can get information from the above barrage. The chief director of Quanmin PICK deliberately chose the broadcast time of the program to be at the same time as the next door's heart-warming boy program.

It can be seen that the chief director is not only unwilling, but also very stubborn...

[Wait... something seems wrong? 】

[? ? ?what happened?Isn't there [-] contestants in this issue?How can you lose a thousand in the blink of an eye? 】

【Less again!Less again!Another 500 mosaics are dead! ! ! 】

[This competition is so fierce? ? ? 】

[Ma Dan!My screen is still stuck!Can anyone tell me what happened at the scene? ! 】

[Bridge bean sack!I, I, I seem to have seen...a circle flew by? ? ? 】

In just a few seconds of the opening, the number of participants dropped from 4.5 to 5000, and [-] people disappeared in the blink of an eye. The culprit was obviously the round bubbles that kept shooting and bursting in the sky!

And the one killed in these few seconds was the white horse cannon who insulted Gu Beiyu last night with his bad mouth.

The domineering president's world law said that his own cubs can only be bullied by themselves, which cannon fodder are you?

So he resolutely realized the dream of the white horse cannon, which made him not even last ten seconds after the opening...

Once the bubbles are released, unless they have special props, they will automatically stop in place and will not move. If they are not triggered after 5 seconds, they will explode automatically.

However, when the contestants in this issue fired bubbles like before, they were shocked to find that the bubbles fired this time were not square, but round!

This, this, this!How is this possible?

The audience was shocked!

So some contestants took the initiative to reach out to touch them and then eliminated them suicidally, while some contestants fell in a daze and did not know how to dodge, and then were eliminated by the bubbles left by their brothers... The fastest elimination speed in history A game of the world was born!

Not only the contestants were stunned, but all the mosaics who watched this episode were also stunned!

[Fuck, shit, shit... is my monitor broken or am I blind?How did I see so many circles floating in the sky...]

【I saw it too...】

【I also……】

[So I'm not blind?So are these circles really round? ? ? 】

[Is it true... Look at those contestants who touched the bubbles they fired and eliminated themselves directly...]

[This sounds really stupid...]

[This, this, this!Is this the surprise His Royal Highness prepared for us? ! ! ! 】

[Fuck!Your Royal Highness is awesome! 】

【My God, His Highness the Prince used such a precious thing like a round shape to squander it. It's a big deal】

The mosaic guess was right.

As I said before, due to the appearance of the space-time vortex in the past 50 years and the influence of the stickman world, the roundness of the pixel world has increased, and the progress of the work of the reformers has become smoother and smoother. We only need to work hard at the end. The reform will be completely successful.

As a reformist pioneer, Yuwen Marseille took the lead in taking the entire PICK of the whole issue, and the release of these round bubbles is the last push in his plan.

The conservatives never expected that Yuwen Marseille would be so willing to spend their money. Seeing the barrage of 666 screens, they hurriedly called the navy, so the barrage that was originally in love with each other was quickly captured by discordant voices——

【vomit!It turned out to be round!So ugly!I can't do it, I'm going to throw up, why is it so disgusting... My stomach acid is coming up...]

[Since ancient times, the square is the supreme shape of our pixel world!Disgusting things like circles shouldn't exist in this world! 】

【You are evil religion!It's perverted!It's paganism!In the past, they would have been burned alive! 】

[The round shape must die!Your mother***!Watch out for ***me*your family***! 】

The chief director had expected this for a long time, and immediately set up keyword blocking, and set a ban on all accounts with a short registration time or too many reports. Instead, put up the soft articles and recommendations that have been prepared to completely control the trend of public opinion on the entire network.

As for the few radical remarks made by those true old-school users, naturally, a large number of fellow netizens spontaneously formed groups to spray them back.

This can be regarded as a complete failure for the conservative school.

[I heard that there is a circle here, is it true? 】

[Where there is circle, there is me! 】

【Wow!So many circles!What a beautiful shape! ! !woo woo woo~]

[Nima, can't this broken program group have a filter for beauty?I just want to see beautiful bubbles, and I don't want to face the pimples and fine hairs all over the camera! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻]

【Although... I can still stare at it all day long! 】

[I can stare at it for a whole year! 】

[I can stare at it for the rest of my life!All the people who regret not signing up for this issue, even if I will be eliminated in seconds, I am willing to touch it before I die! 】

[regret +1]

[Regret + ID number...]

But Yuanyuan has to look at it, and the emoticons still have to be cut, after all, those weird expressions are not smiling for nothing, and in the process, Baimapao's good friend Heimapao also fulfilled his life wish.

Mosaic, who was following two programs at the same time, successfully recognized the identity of the black horse cannon. Thanks to the completely different appearance of the black horse cannon from the show in the heart-beating boy next door, the black horse cannon was successfully made into an emoticon package by many people, and some of them were successful. The advanced contestants are used to step on one another, and some are people he offended on the show before. In short, it's just miserable...

At the same time, more and more netizens are recommended to come to Quanmin PICK by the recommendation of soft articles on the Internet and friends and relatives running around calling signs, and the popularity of the program is getting higher and higher.

The chief director couldn't help but smile from ear to ear when he saw the ratings skyrocketing like a rocket, especially when he saw that the heart-pounding and beautiful boy who had suppressed him for several years was finally turned over and crushed by him. It's so cool~ I guess the old man is so angry that his beard is gone now hahaha!

The chief director thought to himself, just wait, the current heat is far from reaching the limit, they still have a secret weapon that they haven't brought out yet!

As soon as this idea appeared, the licks and licks facing the round bubbles in the barrage suddenly changed gradually——

【Ah ah ah ah ah!camera wait! ! !I just saw a super beautiful, super delicious little mosaic? ? ? ! ! ! 】

【what? What?Where? ? ? 】

[Where there are beauties, there will be me! 】

[Cut, I don’t believe in beauties. Could it be that there is a beautiful young man next door who is full of heart... unless you show me (dog head)]

[...Is it that exaggerated?With this broken lens of Quanmin, even a very face can give you a three-point shot]

【I do not care!I want to see beauty!None of you can stop me! 】

[...Speechless, watching the beauty go to the next door is full of beautiful boys, what kind of nympho is going to the whole people, don't you know that this is a place where emoticons are abundant? 】

[Hahaha, the place where the emoticons are rich is okay]

The chief director who always pays attention to the direction of the barrage doesn't care about the ridicule of the crowd, and smiles slightly——Here comes, the blockbuster of our program in this episode, everyone, prepare to accept the critical attack from the appearance!

Just at this moment, the camera turned to Gu Beiyu who was about to jump off the aircraft, so the laughing barrage was caught off guard by Gu Beiyu's pair of colorful glazed Kazilan eyes and the sky-defying spiral ascending to the sky. The Powerful Storm Blast of Long False Lashes…

The barrage was strangely silent for two seconds, and then exploded instantly——