Alien star

Chapter 39

Although Lan Yuan has no actual combat experience, he has rich theoretical knowledge.When he was eighteen or nineteen years old, he fantasized that when he found someone he liked, he must use the superb skills he learned from various films to conquer the other party.However, the ideal is plump, but the reality is skinny. When Lan Yuan, a boy chicken, met Kakami, his brain became a mess. How can I remember the so-called As for his skill, he could only let Kakami lick his mouth like a puppy.

Lan Yuan said, "Stop licking."

Kakami said: "Oh." He stopped bluntly, licked his lips instead, and said, "What kind of candy did you eat? It's so sweet, I want to eat it too."

蓝远顿时有了想揍人的冲动，敢情你舔了那么久就是为了吃糖吗？ !

Lan Yuan found two big white rabbits in his trouser pocket, threw them at Kakami, and said, "Eat it, eat your tooth decay."

Kakami said: "Toka people don't get cavities."

Kakami peeled off the wrapping paper of the white rabbit, ate one by himself, and fed the other to Lan Yuan himself. When Lan Yuan swallowed the candy, his tongue inadvertently swept across Kakami's mouth Fingertips, Kakami shrank his fingers, and then he rubbed against Lan Yuan's clothes, saying, "Drool."

Lan Yuan: "..." You just licked my mouthful of saliva and I didn't dislike you!

After this accidental kiss, Kakami tasted the sweetness and developed a bad habit that made Lan Yuan very distressed-good morning kiss and good night kiss.Lan Yuan refused at first, and had to fight with Kakami every morning and night before giving in. But as time passed, Lan Yuan was tired of resisting, and Kakami still enjoyed it, so Lan Yuan let him go.

Sometimes, Lan Yuan will have a subtle sense of sourness and sweetness when he is in love, but when he thinks that nothing has been agreed between him and Kakami, and he is not sure whether they are interested in each other, it is so unclear What kind of love is it?Lan Yuan told himself, let nature take its course, what should be done.

After a goodnight kiss one day, Lan Yuan mentioned to Kakami that Duan Xiaoming wanted to worship him as his teacher.

Lan Yuan said: "You don't need to teach him anything, just let him squat, run in circles or something, just fool around."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan asked: "Then do you agree or disagree?"

Kakami said, "I listen to you."

Lan Yuan smiled and tugged on Kakami's stupid hair, and said, "Good boy."

Kakami said: "Then have another good night kiss." Then he kissed Lan Yuan.

After many days of practice, Kakami's kissing skills have made great progress. He can stick his tongue into Lan Yuan's mouth and dance around Lan Yuan's tongue. I feel fun in every kiss, and Lan Yuan occasionally responds. At this time, Kakami will become very excited, causing the two people to fight fiercely with their tongues | push me, push you fiercely, and the usual ending is Lan Yuan was at a disadvantage, and was kissed by Kakami until his eyes turned black, his blood boiled, and at the worst time, he had to take a cold shower after the kiss.

Kakami asked Lan Yuan twice why he was going to take a shower, but Lan Yuan made the excuse that it was hot, which made Kakami very puzzled. When it is too thin, it will feel cold. How can Lan Yuan, a person on earth, still find it hot?In order to find out the reason, Kakami ordered Xiaoka to monitor what Lan Yuan was doing in the bathroom. Xiaoka honestly said that the second master was masturbating, which made Kakami even more puzzled. Why didn't Lan Yuan play with him? What about the plane?It's fun only when there is competition, what's so fun about masturbating alone, it's hard for people on earth to understand!

The lives of the two are very stable, Kakami is acting, and Lan Yuan is catching thieves.

At the end of November, "Mercenary Corps" was finished, and the follow-up movie promotion began. When Kakami's stills and movie posters were released online, he became popular almost overnight, and the number of fans on Weibo exceeded a thousand within a few hours. Wan, whose ability to absorb fans is astonishing, and his unchanging life has also caused waves-Kakami is going on a business trip.

After the movie is finished, the crew will have to travel around to do publicity. They will travel to several major cities, and the main actors will also be arranged to appear on programs to increase the popularity of the movie. Anyway, there are a lot of things to do.

Kakami doesn't want to go anywhere, but he is the lead actor in "Mercenary Corps", and Guan Yang also wants to take this opportunity to let him make his official debut, so Kakami must attend all kinds of promotions.

While packing Kakami's luggage, Lan Yuan said, "City B is colder than City A. When you get there, remember to wear an extra layer. Don't ask for style or temperature, you know? I packed you cold medicine and inflammation medicine. There is a Remember to take medicine for headaches and brain fever, uh...you should be careful when taking medicine, and I called Xiaoka to ask Xiaoka. Besides, you, an alien, don’t know if you can take medicine from earth people. Also, don’t make a fool of the boss , There are a lot of reporters at the press conference, you should put a smile on your face, they all say that the reporter is the uncrowned king, you are black or white, it is just a matter of his pen, you..."

Lan Yuan babbled on like a mother for a long time, but Kakami didn't listen to a few words. He scratched the Marshal's belly once and for all, and said sullenly, "I don't want to go to City B."

Lan Yuan said: "This is work, not something you can't do if you don't want to."

"When I'm on Toka, I go where I want to go," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said: "That's the planet Toka, where everyone loves Kakami, and this is Earth."

Kakami said: "Oh." He pulled the marshal's beard with his hands, and the marshal held his fingers with two meaty paws and gnawed gently, making Kakami itchy. He said, "I want to Stay at home."

Lan Yuan said with a black line: "You are really ambitious."

Kakami nodded solemnly and said, "Yeah!"

Lan Yuan: "..." I'm not praising you!

Kakami doesn't want to go to City B, and Lan Yuan actually doesn't want him to go either. What should I do if this alien whose EQ is not much better than a primary school student runs around and has an accident?Lan Yuan couldn't let go of people who weren't under his nose. He even thought about asking for an annual leave from the police station. He wanted to run around with Kakami, but he dismissed the idea within two seconds. With this in mind, he is neither Kakami's nanny nor Kakami's bodyguard, so it is impossible for him to follow Kakami around.Besides, he can accompany Kakami to city B this time, and next time Kakami goes to city C, or D city, he can't accompany him every time, so how can he give him so many vacations.

Lan Yuan thought melancholy, maybe this is the mood of being a parent. When the child is going to travel far away and he is not around, it is inevitable that he will be frightened.

Kakami threw the marshal - it was really thrown, he threw the marshal high and didn't catch him. Fortunately, the marshal is a flexible cat, a 360-degree somersault, gracefully landed on the coffee table, "Meow Meow" washed his face.

Lan Yuan knocked on Kakami's head with a "slap", and taught him a lesson: "Even if the marshal is a cat, you can't throw it around. If you get hurt, you have to pay for the medical expenses!"

Kakami said, "Oh."

Kakami hugged Lan Yuan from behind like a puddle of mud, put his chin on Lan Yuan's shoulder, and sprayed hot air into Lan Yuan's sensitive ears, and said unhappily: "If you go to City B, you won't have a good morning." Kiss goodnight and kiss goodnight."

Lan Yuan couldn't laugh or cry and said, "You didn't want to go because of this, right?"

Kakami said: "No, I also want to be a squat at home, and I also want you to be an otaku."

Lan Yuan said: "Can we have a little dream!"

"I have a lot of dreams," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan couldn't complain anymore, what kind of dream is that of yours!

No matter how reluctant Kakami was, he had to go when it was time to go.

On the day when Kakami flew to City B with the crew, Lan Yuan accompanied him all the way to the airport, helping people with luggage, checking in, changing boarding passes, etc., helping Kakami with everything, Kakami All you have to do is board the plane safely.

Fu Yuan said to Kakami: "I really envy you for having such a good cousin."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Fu Yuan said: "I am the only child in my family, and I have never had a brother or sister who can take care of me like this."

Kakami said, "Oh."

With Lan Yuan on the side, Kakami had no time to talk to others, he went wherever Lan Yuan went like an asshole, and he followed Lan Yuan to the bathroom.Lan Yuan is very annoyed by his stickiness, but he is a little bit dark, he likes the feeling of being dependent on Kakami.

At the end of the day, when Kakami was about to board the plane, Lan Yuan took the trouble to say what he had read at home, such as adding more clothes. After listening to Lan Yuan's nagging, he said, "Kiss goodbye."

Lan Yuan said: "Go away, kiss your sister goodbye! Do you want to be harmonious these days, the country is cracking down hard, if you still think about those things, you will be arrested."

Kakami said, "Oh, then you can't kiss my sister goodbye without kissing me goodbye. I don't have a sister."

Lan Yuanxin was very tired and said: "Okay, okay, ancestor, hurry up, the plane will fly soon."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Lan Yuan watched Kakami enter the boarding gate, and then got into the car - he used the police car in the bureau for private use.

Lan Yuan lowered half of the window and lit a cigarette. He didn't smoke much, only one or two a week, either to relieve boredom or fatigue.

Lan Yuan took a deep breath of the smoke, quite dazed, saying that it takes seven days to form a habit, which is not unreasonable.For example, before Kakami moved in, he was used to being alone, but after Kakami moved in for a week, he got used to having Kakami. It is always easier to adapt from scratch than from nothing.He pinched his fingers and calculated that Kakami's business trip would take half a month, so he might not be used to it when Kakami returned to City A. Habit and unaccustomed states?

"Ding dong."

Lan Yuan's cell phone rang, and it was someone who sent him a text message.

Kakami: "I'm on the plane."

Lan Yuan: "Bon voyage."

Kakami: "Hey, didn't you say that the plane will crash with the wind?"

Lan Yuan: "Bah, bah, crow's mouth, it's all nonsense."

Kakami: "Oh."

Lan Yuan: "Remember to turn off your mobile phone when you are about to take off, and don't play Snake on the plane."

Kakami: "I want to play jerk off."

Lan Yuan: "Fuck! You are still masturbating on the plane, why are you sitting if the plane is gone?!"

Kakami: "I have a spaceship."

Lan Yuan: "Didn't you say it's broken?"

Kakami: "Yeah."

Lan Yuan: "Don't say any more unlucky words."

Kakami: "Oh."

Kakami: "I took off."

Lan Yuan: "Well, bye, be careful."

Kakami: "Oh, bye, dear."

Lan Yuan watched the phone screen gradually dim, put out the cigarette butt, and started the car.

Lan Yuan thought, this stupid alien must not cause trouble!