Alien star

Chapter 38

When Lan Yuan received the alarm call, his mind was still full of Kakami's text messages, and he was out of his mind.

Gu Wenyou noticed that he was not in the right state, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Lan Yuan said, "It's nothing." He quickly changed the subject, "By the way, how is Duan Xiaoming?"

Gu Wenyou said: "That kid can't worry about it. He is at the age of the most serious second-degree disease. He thinks that the whole world owes him. I say a few words to him and he still thinks I'm annoying."

Lan Yuan said deeply, "All the brats in the world are the same."

Gu Wenyou lit a cigarette for himself and Lan Yuan each, and said, "By the way, I have something to discuss with you."

Lan Yuan flicked the ashes into the ashtray and asked, "What's the matter?"

Gu Wenyou rubbed his hands, and said vaguely with a cigarette in his mouth: "You can persuade Kakami to let Duan Xiaoming learn Kung Fu from him." Before Lan Yuan could speak, he said, "Hey, don't be so busy No, I know you treat Kakami as a treasure and don’t want to share it with others. I’m not asking Kakami to teach him anything, just deal with it. This kid has been blind to Kakami since he was subdued by Kakami Worship, worship people as gods. You also know the role of idols at Duan Xiaoming's age, I just thought that he would be fine to hang out with Kakami, and maybe he could break his bad habits."

When a policeman is always warm-hearted, Lan Yuan is no exception. Lan Yuan is very willing to help a young man who has lost his way back on the right path. See what Kakami thinks, let me discuss it with Kakami."

Gu Wenyou said: "It's done, I'll treat you to dinner when it's done."

Lan Yuan pressed the cigarette butt, and said with a smile: "If you invite me to dinner, Kakami will definitely agree, and he likes to eat for nothing."

Gu Wenyou laughed, while Kakami, who was far away on the set, sneezed loudly.

Fu Yuan brought a cup of hot coffee to Kakami and asked, "Are you sick?"

Kakami said: "No." He said firmly, "Lan Yuan misses me."

Fu Yuan said: "You are really the best cousins ​​I have ever seen."

Kakami said, "Yeah."

On the other side, Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou arrived at the home of the informant.

This is a family dispute. At first, the couple started from scratch and created a world together. After getting rich, the man disliked his wife and became a yellow-faced woman. She became more and more courageous, and took Xiaosan home. No, when the woman went back to her mother's house, she ran into a live show between her husband and another woman.The woman was furious at that moment, picked up the frying pan and beat him up. The two people who were rolling on the bed were frightened. They teamed up to beat up the woman. If the neighbors hadn't heard the movement and called the police, it's uncertain how many injuries the woman would have suffered, or even worse, she might have to confess her life.

The woman's head was bleeding, and there was blood at the corners of her eyes and mouth. There were several nail scratches on her shoulders and neck, and the skin was broken. She curled up on the sofa and covered her stomach. The sofa cushion was stained red. Has a faint fishy smell.

Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou didn't expect the matter to be so serious, so they hurriedly called for an ambulance. Lan Yuan said: "The injured woman's lower body is bleeding. I suspect that she injured her internal organs."

The woman said weakly, "Mr. Police, it's not...I...I'm here."

Lan Yuan asked, "Which one?"

Gu Wenyou said: "It's the one for girls once a month!"

Lan Yuan suddenly realized, and quickly conveyed the news to the hospital.

Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou treated the woman's wound briefly, and found a piece of sanitary napkin for the woman to change after rummaging through boxes and cabinets. Then they assumed the posture of a police trial and asked both parties what happened.

The man and the woman have been husband and wife for more than ten years, and they are a little bit ashamed.

Xiaosan said: "This woman is a lunatic. As soon as she rushes in, she beats people without saying a word, and doesn't even look at what others are doing. Can you give me a little wink, and Sapo can pick a time. Huh, besides, she has a long picture of Wan Niang The face still wants men to turn around you, it’s a dream. You can say that you are a man, you have no interest in bed, like a dead log, making love with you is driving piles into holes, there is no pleasure at all, you have to Not for the sake of having a baby, who has the time to fuck|you, after all these years of fucking, you haven't even conceived a baby."

This mistress is a junior high school dropout who has mixed up in the society, her quality is low, and most of her words are unsavory, Lan Yuan had to interrupt her, "Miss, we are asking you to state the case, not to insult others."

The mistress said sharply: "You are the young lady, and your whole family are all young ladies!"

Lan Yuan said, "I didn't mean that."

Xiaosan said: "Then what do you mean? I can tell you, I have a serious job, not a chicken!"

This little triad is high-pitched, speaks fast, like pouring beans, making everyone in the room have a headache. The woman looked at it coldly, and laughed when she saw it, and she cried, "You are looking for such a person, scum Men and women, it’s you who are talking about.”

Xiaosan yelled "I'm going to kill you!" and rushed over to hit the woman. Lan Yuan hurriedly held her up. Lan Yuan was strong and practiced. How could Xiaosan beat him? Since he couldn't hit him People, Xiaosan let go of the scolding, the scolding was so dirty and ugly that even her concubine couldn't stand it anymore, after saying a few words to her, Xiaosan smiled strangely, turned around, and attacked the man again.Now Lan Yuan released the water, and as soon as he loosened his hand, the woman beat the man as soon as she broke free, scratching and scratching, until the man kept shouting for help, Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou thought they were watching a play.

It is said that it is difficult for honest officials to settle housework, and Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou can't control it. After the doctor treated the woman, they took the three of them to the police station. Case closed.

When Lan Yuan and Gu Wenyou talked about this matter afterwards, they could only lament that the world is getting worse.

Lan Yuan turned around and told Kakami about this, and Kakami said with his alien logic: "Don't worry, we Toka people are monogamous, and we are the most loyal race in the Blue Sea galaxy , I will never have someone else behind your back!"

Lan Yuan said: "No, this is not what we are going to discuss, and what does it matter to me that you are loyal to your partner?!"

Kakami said: "You will always be my partner. If you don't want to, the brothers will start an interstellar war and let the earth perish in artillery fire."

Lan Yuan was completely distracted by Kakami, he broke down and asked, "Why?"

Kakami said: "As I said, you took my first kiss, and a person who took my first kiss and didn't want to be my partner, not only my brothers, but my parents would be very, very angry, they would Destroy the galaxy to vent."

Lan Yuan imagined that Kakami and his family led the ultra-high-tech army of the planet Toka to open fire on the earth. The poor earth people couldn't stop it at all. One year later, the Milky Way disappeared in the universe. It's terrible to think about it. , the militants of this family!

With this incident, both Lan Yuan and Kakami temporarily forgot about the masturbation, and the two can get along harmoniously and friendly again.

When the main master and the second master are in harmony, Xiao Ka will be happy. Can you understand the difficult mood of parents cold war and children? !

Carrying the marshal, Xiaoka happily rolled around in front of Kakami and Lan Yuan, and said childishly, "Xiaoka's biggest wish is that the first master and the second master can live happily together."

Kakami snatched the marshal from Kakami, scratched the cat's chin frantically, making the marshal yelp, and wanted to get rid of Kakami, but his little arms and legs were just delusions. As soon as he raised his paw, Kakami Mi turned it around and scratched its stomach. The marshal felt comfortable now, and he stopped moving. He groaned in a low voice and put his ears to his ears. He enjoyed it very much. Bully the marshal."

Xiaoka said, "I didn't bully it."

Kakami said, "The marshal is afraid of you."

Xiaoka said: "Because Xiaoka is an invincible and handsome Transformer."

Lan Yuan laughed "puchi", hugged Xiaoka's big round head and kissed twice, "Tsk tsk, my Xiaoka is so cute."

Xiaoka was so shy that the indicator light was about to flash off, rolled into the kitchen cupboard disoriented, and locked himself up.

Lan Yuan laughed enough, turned his head to say something to Kakami, and faced Kakami's pouted octopus mouth.

Lan Yuan said in horror: "What are you doing?!"

Kakami said: "Xiaoka was taught by me. His cuteness has my medal of merit. Since you kissed Xiaoka, you can't favor one person over another. I also need rewards." Then he continued to pout.

Lan Yuan: "..." Where's your dignity with facial paralysis?What about the prince's arrogance? !

Lan Yuan just thought it was Kakami having a fit and didn't bother to talk to him, but Kakami was persistent. No matter which way Lan Yuan was facing, Kakami would quickly stand in front of him and show off his "flaming red lips" .

Blue veins popped out of Lan Yuan's forehead, and he said, "Have you had enough trouble?!"

"You can't just favor Kakami, it's not fair," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said: "Xiao Ka is a robot."

"I am the master of the robot," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said: "... Has anyone told you that you are so annoying."

Kakami thought about it seriously, and said, "No, everyone on Toka Planet loves me."

Lan Yuan wants to fool Kakami, but there is a limit to narcissism!

Kakami's entanglement skills are top-notch. Lan Yuan was afraid of Kakami. After Kakami closed his octopus mouth again, he perfunctorily touched Kakami's cheek. .

Kakami said, "Twice."

Lan Yuan was dizzy, "Is there still a bargain?!"

Kakami said, "You kiss Kaka twice."

Lan Yuan was so annoyed that he kissed Kakami again lightly, but this time the angle was not right, and Lan Yuan kissed Kakami's lips.

This kiss, both of them were stunned.

Kakami pursed his lips and rubbed them with his fingertips. He said, "You took my two first kisses away."

Lan Yuan was shy and embarrassing, and said, "How can there be two first kisses?!"

Kakami said, "Can't there be?"

Lan Yuan said: "No!"

Kakami said, "Oh, then kiss again."

Lan Yuan was a little mad, "I kissed twice, what else is there to kiss?!"

"It's normal for couples to kiss each other," Kakami said.

Lan Yuan said: "We are not in a partnership!"

Kakami said: "Well, they are called cohabitants on your earth."

Lan Yuan said: "...No, you got it wrong."

Kakami said, "Oh."

Kakami didn't listen to what Lan Yuan was saying at all, he stared straight at Lan Yuan's opening and closing lips, then jumped forward, and kissed Lan Yuan while throwing Lan Yuan down .

Both of them were inexperienced, and they didn't know what to do after sticking their lips together, so they stared stupidly.

Kakami blushed, and Lan Yuan also blushed, and the two of them turned into cooked lobsters facing each other.

Lan Yuan put his palms on Kakami's chest to push him away, but Kakami refused, sticking to Lan Yuan like 502.

Lan Yuan said with difficulty: "You...don't...make trouble."

Lan Yuan opened his mouth, and Kakami Fu felt his heart. He bit Lan Yuan's lower lip like a dog, and licked|licked him with his tongue. Lan Yuan froze and completely petrified. Not only his face, but also the roots of his ears and neck famous.