[Comprehensive British and American] Flying around the sun

Thor Odinson walks into the Avengers base.He had just returned from Asgard, and he kind of missed the vibrant feeling on Earth.

"Hey, my friends!" Saul said cheerfully, swinging the hammer. "It's good to see you all are... eh?"

On the table in the center of the hall, there was a cocoon wrapped in spider silk. A blond beauty was entangled tightly in the spider silk except for her face, and her face was full of lovelessness.And Captain America, Iron Man, Dr. Banner, Black Widow and Hawkeye are lined up at the table, their hands are constantly moving on the cocoon as if preparing to eat. Seeing Sol come in, they all raised their heads : "..."

Sol: "..."

He took a step back and said with a sneer, "D-excuse me?"

"Hello, Thor." The beauty nodded hard at him, "You can call me Audrey."

"Uh, haha, just call me Saul." Saul waved the hammer awkwardly, "Are you...?"

"Well, a little accident." A blue-purple hand emerged from the cocoon, and compared a brushed thumb, "It will be fine soon."

Really unable to think of what accident could cause this weird scene in front of him, Sol gave up thinking.He put away the hammer and walked to Audrey: "Want to help?"

"I suggest no." Audrey couldn't help laughing, her eyes moved nimbly, and she motioned Saul to look aside, "They are only busy here because they are stuck."

Saul saw it, and it was really: "..."

"Good morning, Sol." Natasha's sexy deep voice sounded helplessly, "What an unusual morning, isn't it?"

Thinking of the mysterious dog and its unremarkable owner that morning, Captain America nodded approvingly, and tugged again at the spider web that stuck his hand.

"It just so happens that everyone is here—except for the young man who caused the trouble is temporarily absent—presumably everyone agrees that Audrey will stay in Avengers temporarily?" Tony cleared his throat.

"I can't think of any reason to object." Natasha said with a smile.

"Exactly, I'm very interested in the high-energy gas that Audrey prepared before." Banner subconsciously wanted to push the glasses, but just as he raised his hand, he was pulled back by the tough spider silk.

"Can someone tell me what happened?" Thor looked genuinely confused.

"Oh, Audrey met Peter this morning and was very interested in his silk launcher-Peter said the button could only be pressed with his strength, and Audrey used some kind of gas pressure in disbelief." Banner Explaining kindly, "I think it might be the hydrogen gas—or some kind of reactive gas—that set off the silk emitter's reaction. Well, the reaction was obviously a little violent."

"I don't think that's what Saul wanted to ask, Bruce." Hawkeye Clint Barton said quietly, he was very lucky to only have one hand victim in the spider web, "we have to tell him about the gas girl thing."

"Actually, I don't know very well." Steve, who barely surfed the Internet, still didn't give up using brute force to free his hands. Audrey's cocoon was dragged by him and slid a few centimeters on the table, "What happened to Zhenglian Is something wrong, Audrey?"

"Zhenglian is very good, but it's unlucky for an angry girl." Tony couldn't help laughing, "Why do you think you have to be a coward—ah!"

"You're not cute, Audrey." Tony complained after being slapped on the forehead, and he leaned over Natasha towards Clint, "Hey, Barton, rub it for me."

"No." Hawkeye refused cruelly, gloating and waving his free hand at him.Audrey couldn't stop laughing, and finally she didn't forget to explain to Saul why she was here.

"It's so despicable!" Sol was furious after hearing the ins and outs, and slammed his fist on the table fiercely, "The shameful conspiracy was not done by the warriors!"

The next second, he found that his fist was also stuck to the spider web: "..."

Tony burst out laughing, and everyone couldn't help laughing.Now the scene has changed to a group of people standing motionless at the edge of the table as if they are about to share a huge brushed cheese pizza.Pizza himself, Audrey, smiled the happiest, and gave her a gas-condensed hand very intimately: "Oh my God... Did Peter invent this material himself? It's really amazing. If he retires in the future Now, you can use this to issue a patent.”

"I testify that Peter's spider silk itself is definitely not that tough." Steve said helplessly, "If his spider silk is so strong, I think we can use this to subdue Hulk."

"I think the molecular structure reorganization occurred after adding some kind of gas reaction." Banner was thoughtful, "Maybe we can do a comparison experiment?"

"Let's not talk about this, okay?" Thor tried to use brute force to free his right hand, which also failed. He reached out and summoned Thor's Hammer, "Does this thing conduct electricity?"

"I'm here!! Ms. Lewis!! I hope I'm not late, and don't glue the others..." The door of the laboratory slammed open, and Peter, wearing protective glasses, was holding a large basket of test tube bottles He rushed out, and then had a face-to-face meeting with all the current Avengers: "..."

"Uh. Hi everyone," Peter said dryly. "Can I ask why you're all... stuck here?"

"It's Tony." Audrey immediately pointed out, "He couldn't stop laughing when he saw me, and then he got stuck. In the end, he coaxed Dr. Banner and the captain to come and rescue him, so the two of them were also stuck. Living."

Tony looked away and whistled.

"The cap asked me to help. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, cap?" Natasha couldn't help laughing, "So I dragged Clint into the water, but unfortunately he is more vigilant."

"I wanted to go to the bathroom at the time, Nat." Hawkeye said helplessly, "It's not very fun to see the Avengers dismantling living people early in the morning."

"Sol is a self-inflicted trap." Steve also said with a smile, "It's actually quite fun... I hope you don't mind, Audrey."

"I thought it was kind of funny too, reminds me of the time I accidentally sprayed helium in Batman's face and he made me make a thousand helium balloons*... let me see what you did Peter Did the solvent work?" Audrey tried to turn her head away and said.As if waking up from a dream, Peter quickly brought the basket of reagents over, with a pitiful expression on his face: "I'm not sure about its nature, so maybe we have to try."

"It's okay, Peter." Audrey couldn't help but smiled and said, "You are really talented. Have you ever considered coming to Caltech? I can recommend some mentors for you."

"Ah? Oh, oh, Ms. Lewis..." Peter inadvertently poured a whole tube of lavender solution on Saul's hand, and the part of the solution in contact with the spider's silk emitted billowing white smoke, "Very Thank you! But my goal is actually MIT...cough."

"Just call me Audrey." Audrey said with a smile, "MIT is also very good, very suitable for you with such excellent hands-on skills! Are you a fan of Tony?"

Tony snorted triumphantly, and everyone immediately cast loving glances at Peter, who was showing a shy expression.

After trying all kinds of failed solvents that turn into a piece of iron when poured on it, a lot of heat is released during the dissolution process, and although it can be dissolved smoothly, it will leave red marks. The hands of the Avengers members plus more than half of Audrey The body is finally liberated.

"If you suddenly need to go out to work at a time like this just now, wouldn't it be over?" Sol moved his shoulders and complained.Hawkeye hesitated to speak, and opened his mouth.

The next second, the communicator in the hall rang.Steve sighed and patted Saul on the shoulder.

"If your brother is the god of lies, maybe you are the god of prophecy, Saul." Tony rolled his eyes and said into the air, "What happened, Friday?"

"A large number of robots of Pioneer Technology are carrying out sabotage operations in the city." Said the pleasant female voice, "SHIELD wants the Avengers to solve this incident."

"Avant-garde technology again? I think I can blow up those fake and inferior products by myself." Tony muttered, "Okay—the Avengers, prepare to assemble."

Audrey brushed off the last few spider webs, sat on the table and said, "I..."

"You go with us, Audrey." Steve, who was wearing the helmet, turned his head and said kindly, "Since we are already temporary teammates, there is absolutely no reason to abandon anyone."

"Then can I go too, cap?" Peter said excitedly, who hadn't been outside yet.

"No, you are not yet old." Iron Man's voice sounded in the mask, with a slightly distorted texture.Seeing that Peter's hair was about to droop, Audrey buckled up the motorcycle helmet she borrowed from Natasha, and patted Iron Man on the shoulder: "You should let him grow up, Tony."

"What he should be doing now is reading books, not saving the world." Iron Man said mercilessly, "Are you sure you want to wear that, Audrey? You look like a villain from Gotham. "

"What can I do? Wearing a girl's uniform is too eye-catching." Audrey shook off the long black dress she bought casually from a roadside mall, paired it with a motorcycle helmet on her head and tight goggles. It was indeed very fierce, "Don't change the subject, I know you don't want to argue with me at this time-take Peter. I will protect him."

"I will protect myself, Mr. Stark!" Peter promised quickly.Iron Man resignedly gave them a thumbs up and flew out first.Audrey chuckled and followed behind.

The streets were chaotic, with robots firing at buildings along the road.Their purpose is very clear, that is to destroy.The New Yorkers living in a lot of troubles were hiding everywhere, and when they saw the Avengers falling from the sky, they still didn't forget to take out their mobile phones to take a snapshot.

"Avengers! Don't smash my car!" shouted a passer-by running towards them. "By the way, you're so cool, that black jellyfish lady!"

Audrey, who was wearing a black helmet and a flowing black dress, silently reached out to block a fallen branch for him.Iron Man burst into laughter on the communication channel: "How about it? Consider using this as your new title?"

"Thank you, Tony. I think it's better to forget it..." Audrey flew a little higher helplessly, "I'll go over there and have a look."

She flew over a street corner and was just watching robots shoot at a billboard under which loomed a man with a camera.The billboard fell down suddenly and fell straight down.

In a blink of an eye, Audrey flew over at a high speed, supported the fallen billboard firmly with one hand, and shot an air cannon at the robots with the other.

"Are you okay?" After a loud noise, the robots fell apart.Audrey squeezed her sweat, then turned to look at the person she had saved.

The man had beautiful blue eyes hidden behind a pair of heavy glasses.He kept his body slightly short, stared at Audrey tenderly and said, "Thank you for saving me. This... lady."

With a click, Audrey's helmet bounced off.She smiled and sighed, leaning towards the man.The huge billboard in her hand landed obliquely, hiding their overlapping figures in a position where the surveillance cameras could not see.

(*Note: After inhaling helium, the human voice will become strangely thin. Please do not imitate it!)

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New Yorkers, so skilled that it makes people feel distressed(.)

感谢在2022-03-0121:14:01~2022-03-0220:58:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 4 bottles of forest mince;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!