[Comprehensive British and American] Flying around the sun

When the plane landed, the four scientists plus Penny were exhausted.

The exhaustion of the four nerds is because they are indeed physically weak, and the late night travel has exhausted their physical strength.Penny's exhaustion stems from Sheldon's constant chatter on the plane, yelling during the turbulent turbulence that the captain almost made an emergency landing thinking a passenger had a seizure, and she's been trying to reassure him. A giant baby.In the end, Raj and Howard went home together, while Penny stopped a car outside the airport in the middle of the night relying on the halo of beauty.

"I need a good night's sleep." Petunia yawned. "Good night."

"Petunia, I..." Leonard tried to talk about the interrupted confession.But as soon as he started, Shelton yelled from inside the room: "Leonard!! Leonard!! Come here!"

Petunia raised her eyebrows and closed the door.Leonard walked back to the apartment he shared with Sheldon angrily, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"We're on the news. No, the angry girl is on the news..." Sheldon's face was faintly illuminated by the light from the computer screen, "Someone is splashing dirty water."

Leonard leaned in front of the computer screen to see that a shaking and blurry video was playing.In the video, Qi Nuo can be seen violently attacking the wall of a marine building. When the wall collapsed, she knocked down several guards with a raised hand.When the camera zooms in, you can see the terrified eyes of the science foursome and Penny: Then, Qi Girl throws them off the cliff one by one, seemingly cruelly.Some indistinct footage recorded some indistinct sounds:

"Although we violated the confidentiality agreement, you can't kill us..."

"If I have to die, please tell my mother..."

"I just want to say, I love you, Penny..."

Leonard covers his face: "Sh*t. God. This is not what it seems!"

The scene ends abruptly when Qi Nu pushes Penny to the edge of the cliff.Qi Nu seemed to raise her head intentionally or unintentionally, and looked in the direction of the shooting.Then, the camera jerked and fell straight down, turning into black.

Then, the picture changed, followed by shooting from another angle: a protective cover formed by green light was buckled on the lifeboat, and several people who were thrown off the cliff shouted something to the Green Lantern on the boat, and the Green Lantern held up the ring of light, without any doubt. Attack and capture Qi Nu relentlessly.Their conversation is also recorded, and finally the angry girl escapes in embarrassment, and the Green Lantern returns to appease the people on board, and the video ends here.

The news headline from the account that posted the video is very eye-catching: "Suspected of Data Leakage from the White Tower, Angry Girl Chases and Kills R&D Scientist!"The Green Lantern appeared to save people and started a war with Qi Nu. "

You don't need to read the comments to know what the trend of public opinion looks like now.Leonard let out a groan, wanting to bang his head against the wall.Sheldon grunted, then said, "Maybe we can track down the shooter and get the full video."

"But that doesn't prove that Qi Girl is innocent! Green Lantern really attacked her!" Leonard said anxiously, "We have to do something!"

"Let's go to bed first, Leonard." Sheldon stood up and pulled his nightgown, "The accidents of the past few days have seriously disrupted my work and rest routine. Well, thinking about the good, at least everyone is now I know you have raw sexual urges for Penny."

"Sheldon!"

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Tony Stark finished a drinking party and walked into the underground garage with a little drunkenness.Beside him, Happy is still trying his best to persuade him to pay attention to his health and stop overloading.

"I see, Happy." Tony waved his hand. "I'm not that easy to die. I know."

"You really look like you haven't slept in at least three days, Tony." A voice sounded faintly.In the deep underground garage, this voice is scary enough, like the whisper of a ghost.Happy shouted in shock, drew the gun from his waist, and pointed it at the black figure not far in front.

"Hello, Happy," the man said, pushing up the goggles wearily, revealing bright red eyes.Tony breathed a sigh of relief and patted Happy on the shoulder, signaling him to relax.

"Audrey? It looks like you've had a terrible two days." Tony looked at her and said teasingly, "Why, are you really planning to join the Avengers?"

"That's right. The alliance thinks that I am not suitable to appear in public recently, and I just owe you two technical exchanges..." Audrey put on the goggles again, and her current attire really looked extremely embarrassed: she was wrapped in I don't know where the dark curtains come from, and the hair is covered with tiny salt particles, which are tightly hidden from head to toe.

"You can hide with Superman, since you are lovers." Tony raised the corner of his mouth and said with a smirk, "Or does it mean that he doesn't trust you anymore?"

"Do you trust me?" Audrey said, "I hope this is an equal and mutually beneficial behavior...I can provide help to the Avengers. In exchange, I hope that I can stay in the Avengers temporarily. Just temporarily."

"You're making it sound like Zhenglian has given up on you." Tony raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't be like that, Audrey. Although I can't claim to understand the old bat, Superman and Cap are the same kind of people in some respects. They don't Would give up on either teammate. Well, well, let's not talk about that. You look like you're on the verge of tears, poor girl.. I can't quite call it a day, but how about going back with me first? Honestly, I think you sure We can stay, after all, the public opinion on us is big enough."

Audrey's weeping expression suddenly disappeared, and she smiled brightly at Tony: "Thank you, Iron Man. This time, I will cooperate with you as many dynamometers as you want me to use!"

"Thank you, but it's no longer necessary, we have Hulk." Tony said dryly, "Get in the car."

"Really? Or do you need me to adjust the pneumatic butterfly valve for you? Pneumatic ball valve? I can also help you with pneumatic grinding and polishing."

"It's not necessary to be so active. I don't think your value should be used to help me in the workshop, ma'am. You got salt on my seat-did you just roll in the sea?"

"I'll pay you for your leather seats, Tony. I just got a big royalty on my high-energy gas."

"You're kidding me, aren't you??"

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Natasha woke up from the nightmare and opened the refrigerator to take a bottle of ice water.When she closed the refrigerator door, she heard Tony's voice.

"There are still a lot of vacant rooms, you can ask Friday." Tony said, "I'm going to the workshop, if you need anything else..."

"No!" A female voice lowered her voice and said, "You have to go to bed too. How long have you not rested? What have you been doing recently?"

"People who can't protect themselves are not qualified to control me." Tony mocked, "Why don't you think about how you will explain it to the rest of the Avengers tomorrow."

"Don't change the subject!" said the female voice, "We are talking about you now."

Natasha poked her head out, and by the light of the refrigerator, she saw Tony reeking of alcohol walking over with a girl wrapped in curtains.The girl was tall and tall, with a strand of blond hair protruding from the curtain.

"Good evening, Tony." Natasha raised her eyebrows and said, she took another bottle of ice water from the refrigerator and threw it to Tony casually, "Looks like I drank a lot, huh?"

"Natasha!" Tony subconsciously didn't want to reach out to pick up the thing, but the icy water was coming towards his forehead again. At this moment, a hand stretched out from the slanted spine in time and sucked up the bottle of water.Tony looked at Audrey with a headache: "This is...uh...I'm not...she's..."

"I'm an angry girl." Audrey threw the curtain away from her body, shook it in her hands in disgust, and smiled kindly at Natasha, "You can call me Audrey."

"Oh! I've heard of you." Natasha said in surprise, and shook hands with Audrey lightly. "What happened?"

"I won't be able to tell for a while." Tony rolled his eyes imperceptibly, cleared his throat and said, "I'll talk about it tomorrow, okay?"

Natasha and Audrey raised their eyebrows at him from left to right at the same time, from surprisingly similar angles.Tony succumbed to the condemning stare and threw up his hands. "I'm going to bed too, okay? Right now? I'm really going!"

"Sensible choice, sir." Friday's voice cut in just in time, adding to Tony's gloom.Natasha said that she could lend some skin care products to Audrey, and the latter followed happily like a puppy wagging its tail, completely unable to see that half an hour ago, this person seemed to be losing his mind because of his notoriety .

"Fuck his Justice League!" Tony said to himself as he lay down on the bed.

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Captain America Steve Rogers was up and running as usual.His workout routines are rock-solid, usually twenty miles around the park's man-made lake.But today there was a weird thing—the kind of weird thing that rarely happened to him even when he was thawing out and acclimating to society: a dog was running with him.

It was a big white dog with a collar and a dog leash in its mouth quite obediently.Steve speculated that the dog might have left its owner for a while to have fun, but he was not wary.The dog wagged its tail at him, took a quick step forward, and glanced back at him.

"Well, it looks like you want to race me?" Steve said with a smile, speeding up easily to keep up.But something weird happened: they just ran for ten miles side by side, and Steve clearly felt that the dog was getting faster and faster, and finally reached the level of a sprint race.Can a normal dog run so fast?Steve muttered in his heart, and continued to speed up to keep up.

Seeing that he could still keep up, the big white dog happily arched him, almost knocking Captain America, who had a body four times stronger, staggering.Steve's pupils trembled, trying to see clearly the abnormality of the dog.

But he didn't see anything abnormal at all.Steve's enhanced eyesight could see every wispy white fur on the dog, but the dog was just a normal dog anyway.At best, its eyes were a little too clever... but that looked like a dog's eyes, too.

In the end, they ran thirty miles at the speed of the strong wind. When they both stopped, even Steve felt a little pain in his lungs. He swallowed and saw a slender hand from the dog. took the rope in his mouth.

"...Your dog is very strong, sir." Steve couldn't help but raised his head and said.The young man on the dog leash across from him wore a pair of black-rimmed glasses and a camera on his chest, and smiled at him cautiously and shyly: "Sorry, it's the first time it comes to New York, I can't help but have fun... I hope it No trouble for you."

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