The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi

After Han Lingsha left, Yinshi and Gui started to walk around.

Yun Tianhe looked at them, worried: "Eh? Wait, Lingsha told us not to cause trouble..."

"What are you talking about! We just want to walk around! We won't cause trouble!" Yinshi said, and Gui beside him kept nodding.

Yun Tianhe was also idle, so he followed them around and walked around.

As a result, the two stopped in front of a private house.

"Hey, Wig, do you still remember what the most common thing to do as heroes (us) in RPG routines?"

"It's not a wig, it's Gui. Do you think I'll forget such a thing?"

The two looked at each other and nodded.So under the witness of Yun Tianhe, Yin Shi and Gui went directly into this room and began to search for the people's fat and people's ointment.

Yun Tianhe stared blankly, and asked, "Silver? Guizi? Is this house yours?"

It's no wonder he asked, after all, there was no one in the room at this time, and their attitude was too natural.

Gui took the time to cast a look at him and said, "No, it's not."

"Then, then how do you..."

"Don't you understand, kid!!" Yinshi managed to put the 50 coins hidden in the jar into his pocket, and said to Yuntianhe meaningfully, "Everything in this world belongs to one family! As the world of this world As far as the son (protagonist) is concerned, everything is ours! Do you understand?"

Of course Yun Tianhe didn't understand, but Yinshi didn't bother to explain.

"Okay, go on to the next one!"

Just like that, going to six households in a row, but none of them were empty was equivalent to the three of them breaking into empty doors.At first, Yun Tianhe felt that this was not a good idea. After the second house, Yun Tianhe was a little hesitant until the third house, so he decided to help together.

Look, it takes a moment to go astray.

Fortunately, he was helpful, otherwise Yin Shi and Gui would not have realized a very serious problem with Yun Tianhe.

He doesn't even know money! !

Such a powerful thing as money is of course impossible to use on the mountain, but it is different down the mountain.So after spending so much time searching under a bed to educate him about money, Yun Tianhe nodded in a daze.

"That is to say, I have to exchange this 'money' for whatever I want to eat, right?"

"That's the truth!!"

Searching all the way like this, after pulling a pile of money, medicine bottles, and other small items that could be used, the three of them came to the market without knowing it.

After all, Yun Tianhe has never been down the mountain before. When he saw the things on the market, he felt so strange and weird. He couldn't help but touch them, but he didn't buy any of them!He also has no concept of buying things.In this way, he did not know how many times he was stared at, but he didn't care about it and didn't care.Yinshi and Gui, who were following behind, were not the kind of guys who would take other people's expressions seriously, so they naturally ignored them.

At the end, Yun Tianhe came to a stall selling rice dumplings.As soon as the stall owner saw Tianhe approaching, he quickly yelled: "Smell delicious rice dumplings! You can only eat them during the Dragon Boat Festival. After passing this village, there will be no such shop! Come, brother, try it." Bar?"

Yun Tianhe had never seen a zongzi before: "This, is it really delicious?"

The stall owner said proudly: "Haha, of course! Seeing that you are dressed as a hunter from a nearby village, you don't know this great signboard of my Li family. Come and try one, I guarantee you will want to eat it again!" Passed a zongzi over.

Yun Tianhe put the whole zongzi together with the zongzi leaves into his mouth, frowned and chewed for a long time, before swallowing it with difficulty: "Well, it's not good, it's not good! I finished this thing in three or two bites, and the outside The shell is still chewy!"

The stall owner was dumbfounded and was speechless for a while.Yinshi and Gui stepped forward.

"Hey, you idiot! That's not how rice dumplings are eaten!" As he spoke, Yinshi directly picked up a rice dumpling and peeled off the outer leaves like a demonstration, revealing the meat inside and handing it to Yun Tianhe, " That's right!"

After receiving the already peeled zongzi, Yun Tianhe took a bite, and his eyes lit up immediately: "Oh! It's delicious!! It's much more delicious than the one just now!!!"

At this time, the stall owner showed a relieved smile: "Right? I just said my zongzi! It's definitely delicious!" Then, he looked at Yinshi and Gui, "But by the way, you guys This little brother... huh, seems a little... er... ignorant of the world!"

"Boss, you can just call him an idiot, that's fine!" Yin Shi complained expressionlessly.

The stall owner didn't know what to say, so he could only laugh haha.

"Yinzi, this is really delicious! Can I have them all?"

Yin Shi glared at him directly: "Don't be choked to death!"

Gui was unambiguous, and directly took out his money bag.Anyway, I just searched and got a lot.

"Boss, how much is it?"

Seeing that the other party is a wealthy owner, the stall owner is also happy!

"It's rare that I like my zongzi so much, I'll give you a discount! Just... Huh?"

The stall owner who was about to say the price was stunned when he saw the money bag in Gui's hand.Eh?Why is it so like the purse embroidered by my mother-in-law?

Seeing the other party staring straight at the money bag in his hand, Gui said, "Boss, it seems a bit wrong for you to stare at other people's money like this?"

"Ah? Ah..." The stall owner was a little anxious, "No, that... I wonder if you can let me see your purse?"

Gui blinked, but still handed over the money bag.

Touching the purse carefully, the stall owner was stunned.

"Guest... where did you get this purse?"

"what?"

"This, it's clearly..."

"Old Li!!" A woman ran over like flying, with a panicked expression, "This is terrible! Our house has been broken into! The house is valuable! I lost my purse and everything!!"

As soon as the woman finished speaking, she saw the money bag in the stall owner's hand, and was so shocked that she snatched it and looked at it again and again.

"This, isn't this our family's purse? What, you took it away?"

"No, it's not..." The stall owner looked at Gui and the others falteringly.

At this time, bursts of noise came out.

"Ahh——our family's most valuable gold ring is gone!!"

"What's the matter? Where's my money? I hid it for a long time before I got a hundred coins! Why is it gone?"

"My clothes! My most expensive silkworm clothes!!!"

"It's them! I saw that they ran in from room to room while we were going to the theater!!!"

..............................

So, everyone's eyes were fixed on Gintoki and the other three.After all, after looting so many things, it is impossible to hide them all!Especially Yun Tianhe, because it was the first time he did such a thing, and because he was going down the mountain for the first time, he was curious about everything, so the things he took were numerous and miscellaneous, and all of them were exposed at once.

Yun Tianhe didn't know what happened yet, but just stared blankly at Yin Shi and Gui: "What's wrong? Why are they so angry? Didn't they say that their things are ours?"

Yinshi was silent for a few seconds, and looked at Yun Tianhe seriously: "Listen well, many things in this world are not just what you think they are like this! For example, now..."

Yinshi looked around at the murderous atmosphere around him, and smiled lightly.

"I thought these were NPCs, but they're not at all..."

"Catch them and turn them over to the government!!"

"Damn little thief!!!"

Han Lingsha, who was asking the village head's house to let them stay tonight, suddenly heard quite noisy outside.

At this time, a person came in.

"Village head! We found that three thieves came to our house to steal things while we were all watching Wang Kuishan perform Zhong Kui! Now we have caught them!"

The village chief was furious: "What? There is such a thing?"

Han Lingsha felt an ominous premonition.She twitched the corner of her mouth slightly, and asked, "Excuse me, what do these three little thieves look like?"

The man said: "They are very young two women and one man, and one of them has white hair!"

Han Lingsha: "..."

I shouldn't have trusted them! ! ! ! !Han Lingsha, who was on the verge of collapse, ran out.

Soon, she saw a circle of people gathered under a big tree.

Three people like silkworm chrysalis hung from the tree impressively.

Seeing Han Lingsha, Yinshi said very cheekily: "Mom——"

Out of anger, Han Lingsha stomped her feet: "Who is your mother???!!!"

As soon as the others saw Han Lingsha talking with Yinshi, they burst into anger again.

"What, are you with them too?"

"Okay, so there is still a remnant party! Brother Wang! Come quickly!!"

As soon as the words fell, a burly, fierce and strong man came over with a stick.

"Who is it that dares to make trouble in our village?"

Han Lingsha knew she was wrong, and quickly apologized: "I'm sorry! They... They didn't mean it! Because they have lived on the mountain and never went down the mountain, so they don't know the life down the mountain..."

"Hmph, I hear you talking nonsense!!!" Before Han Lingsha finished speaking, the other party had already finished her words.Han Lingsha was so anxious that she couldn't help shouting: "Don't be unreasonable, or... I will pay you money!"

"Who is unreasonable? Is it reasonable to steal something?" Wang Kuishan was about to hit him with a stick, when a majestic voice shouted: "Don't stop! Today is the Dragon Boat Festival, and there is a lot of noise here , what a system!"

Seeing that it was the village chief who came, everyone else fell silent.

And Han Lingsha took the opportunity to rescue the three people who were tied to the tree.

The village chief looked at Han Lingsha and said seriously: "Miss Han, I think it's not easy for you to be alone as a girl, so I agreed to let you stay in the village. I didn't want you to cause trouble!"

Han Lingsha said anxiously: "I'm sorry, village chief! But they really didn't mean it..."

Seeing that the village chief blamed Han Lingsha without explanation, Yun Tianhe was a little angry: "What are you doing?! Dad said that girls should be treated well, not to be cruel! Besides, we are the ones who did the wrong thing, and we have nothing to do with Lingsha. It doesn't matter at all!"

The village head glanced at Yun Tianhe, and suddenly said in surprise: "You are Yun Tianqing?!"

"Eh? You know my father?" Yun Tianhe was stunned and asked in surprise.However, the crowd suddenly felt as if a pot had exploded, with shouts, anger, and curses one after another.

"Wow! So you are that bastard's son! Has your father returned to the village yet?! I want to settle accounts with him!"

"Who said Yun Tianqing is back? Find him and count me in!"

"I remember the incident with that bastard Yun Tianqing most clearly! I didn't learn it well when I was a child, and he lied to me every day!"

"Ah Xiang next door likes me, but that guy Yun Tianqing wants to rob me! Fortunately, Ah Xiang has a good eye, and finally became my wife! He came back just in time, and I was about to beat him up!"

"Once when this bastard took advantage of my drunkenness, he stripped me naked and threw me on the road, completely embarrassing me!"

Listening to the non-stop complaints from the people around, both Yin Shi and Gui looked at Yun Tianhe in surprise: "Your father is so popular!"

And Yun Tianhe was very sad and angry when he heard others insulting his father non-stop.

The village chief's face changed drastically: "Who let him into the village? Hurry up and drive him out!"

Han Lingsha was shocked: "The village chief?!"

The village head shouted: "Yun Tianqing is no longer a descendant of the Yun family, and anyone related to him is not allowed to stay in Taiping Village!"

Hearing this, both Yinshi and Gui changed their expressions slightly.

Yun Tianhe was surprised: "You, what do you mean by that?"

The village head said loudly: "It seems that your father is also ashamed to mention the old things to you. Anyway, no matter what your reason for coming here, today I will talk about the important events and rules of this village in front of everyone!"

The village chief said solemnly: "The ancestors of my Yun family were rewarded by the imperial court to build an ancestral hall because of their meritorious service in guarding the frontier, and the original Yun family village was named 'Taiping'. My Yun family is truly honored by the emperor!" The tone suddenly turned harsh: "But in these few generations, no one from the Yun family has been able to become an official, and they are already ashamed of the emperor's grace! It is even more unexpected that in this generation, the family has a prodigal son, Yun Tianqing, who does not abide by the etiquette and conduct. , It’s really a family misfortune! The elders in the family are heartbroken, and I, Yun Jin, as an uncle, disciplined me even more severely, but this person refused to change after repeated admonitions, and was kicked out of the house many years ago, never to return!”

A few elderly mothers-in-law beside him sighed: "Oh, although the Yun family has read sage books, they can't do anything about that child..."

Some even took pleasure in other people's misfortune: "Hmph, this unworthy person should have been kicked out a long time ago!

Yun Tianhe looked angry, and Han Lingsha couldn't stand it anymore. He pulled Yun Tianhe out and said angrily: "Tianhe, let's go! They won't say anything except curse!"

Yun Jin said in a loud voice: "Miss Han's words are wrong. Today I'm discussing the facts, and it's definitely not inappropriate like insulting people in the market."

Han Lingsha turned around with an extremely indignant expression on her face: "Doesn't the village chief know that sometimes people's words are faster than a knife? Tianhe is Tianhe, his father is his father, so many of you are surrounded by a junior, it's really true." You are welcome!"

Yun Jin was furious: "Presumptuous!"

A few people next to him also chimed in.

"How dare you be rude to the village chief?"

"How can you talk nonsense in Taiping Village?"

"Leave quickly! Otherwise, don't blame us for being rough!"

All kinds of cursing voices can be heard endlessly.

But Yun Tianhe, Han Lingsha and others left Taiping Village all the way without looking back.