The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi

Now that he decided to go down the mountain, Yun Tianhe naturally had to go back to the house to pack some things.

The group of them left the cave and walked into the wooden house. As soon as they entered, they were frightened by the messy scene inside.

Yun Tianhe even made a trembling voice of fear: "The room has become so chaotic! Yes, it is my father! He has been here! What to do, what to do, what to do! He is angry, he is angry..."

Yinshi immediately echoed and said: "Look! You must have been insincere when you knelt down just now, right? Your father didn't accept the goods!"

Gui also said with a straight face: "It seems that there will be more coming in the future! You unworthy son!!"

"No -----" Yun Tianhe tore at his hair almost insanely.

Han Lingsha, who deeply felt that Yinshi and Gui were playing with Yun Tianhe, almost twitched the corners of her mouth, and burst out laughing when she saw the spiritual position on the ground.

"Calm down! Come and see what this is?"

Yun Tianhe took a look: "This, is this father's tablet?"

Han Lingsha smiled slightly: "I picked this tablet from the ground... No matter how angry your father is, he wouldn't throw all his tablets on the ground, would he?"

Tianhe's nervousness eased a little: "Then it's not my father?" Looking carefully at the ground again, he suddenly realized that he couldn't hide his relief, and said with a smile: "Haha! I know, it's a wild boar! Look It is the wild boar I chased! Absolutely! Its hoof prints are still here!"

Seeing Yun Tianhe who had come to his senses, Yinshi and Gui felt bored.

Han Lingsha glared at the two unscrupulous guys with contempt, and wondered, "What's going on?"

Yun Tianhe said: "I caught a little boar as a sacrifice for my father. I'm afraid it was the big pig's child. The big pig destroyed my house and took the little pig away." Although the house was destroyed, I thought it wasn't my father who came to look I settled the accounts myself, and my heart was still a lot easier.

Hearing this, Han Lingsha sighed: "It's really unexpected. Although people are the primates of all things, they are eager to love their children, and even wild pigs are the same." After speaking, he sighed softly, thoughtfully.

It is very regrettable that Yun Tianhe, Yinshi and Gui are the ones who are against her.

"Oh, it's a pity to have a delicious roast pig!"

"It's all your fault for not catching up! Now I'm hungry and have nothing to eat!"

"Sure enough, next time, don't make big mistakes because of small things! This is a truth to remember in the future!"

Han Lingsha exaggeratedly exclaimed as if she was the abnormal person, "Wait a minute! You are too strange and sympathetic, aren't you?"

Yun Tianhe was inexplicable: "You are not surprised, we will starve to death if we don't eat them."

Accompanied by the nods of Gintoki and Gui.

Han Lingsha said angrily: "Even if that's the case, you don't need to be so cold-blooded! You are too! You are all girls, how can you be so cruel?"

"Little girl!" Yin Shi folded his arms and said, "If you are very hungry now and a sow nursing a cub appears in front of you, would you eat them?"

"Of course..." Han Lingsha couldn't continue.If he was really starving to death, he would eat whatever he wanted, right?

She was a little confused, but she didn't want to admit what Yinshi and the others said, so she simply remained silent.

And Yun Tianhe replied without hesitation: "I will definitely eat them all!!"

"you idiot----"

Yinshi waved a fist.

Yun Tianhe, whose cheeks were swollen from the beating, and Han Lingsha, who was stupefied, looked at Yinshi in bewilderment, only to see Yinshi sternly said: "Of course I only eat one of the small ones! If there is only one, then eat it." Just don't eat it!"

So, the two simple children asked together: "Why?"

"This question will be answered by the wig teacher!"

"It's not Teacher Wig, it's Teacher Guizi!" Gui said with an attitude of respecting the teacher, "Think about it, do you want to eat both mother and child in this meal? Or do you wait for the piglet to grow up and give birth?" Do the next ten little pigs make you more enjoyable?"

Yun Tianhe was shocked: "Yeah, why didn't I expect it! Pigs are very good at giving birth! From now on, I might as well raise pigs in a pen around the door of my house, so that I don't have to hunt boars every day and I can eat delicious roasted pigs every day." pig!!"

Han Lingsha was also shocked.Didn't Yinshi and Gui originally intend to tell the story of the food chain?Why did it develop into animal husbandry?

Therefore, Han Lingsha, who couldn't keep up with the rhythm of these two people, gave up thinking decisively.

But after Yun Tianhe wrapped his father's spirit card and incense burner, he suddenly remembered that there were many medicines hidden in the tree house, so he got up and said, "I'll go to the tree house to get some medicinal materials."

When Lingsha heard the word "tree house", she seemed curious and said, "I'll go with you."

This tree house was originally built on branches, so it took a lot of effort to get up there.But the two climbed up with bare hands without any effort.Yun Tianhe often spent the night in this tree house when he was young, and he is very familiar with climbing; Han Lingsha is a newcomer, so he climbed up without any trouble.

Because Yinshi and Gui, who had already gone up to see them before, did not go up, but just watched their figures under the tree.

After all, climbing also requires effort, so they don't join in the fun.

But to be honest, after climbing up, the scenery from the window really made them both feel refreshed, and they couldn't help but yearn for such a peaceful, comfortable and leisurely life.

After Yun Tianhe packed up, the four of them formally prepared to go down the mountain together.

"Speaking of which, is there really a way down the mountain? I couldn't find the wig and I looked for it before!"

"Of course I did! Otherwise, how did I get up there!" Han Lingsha laughed and ran to a cliff edge: "This is it! I climbed up from here! There is a one-person-wide path below, which can lead to the bottom of the mountain of!"

So following Han Lingsha, the four of them, to be precise, Yinshi moved slowly and tremblingly.

Feeling the wind blowing up from below, and the birds appearing from above his head from time to time, Yin Shi's face was covered with sweat at this moment.

"Hey, hello——" Yin Shi raised his head and asked, "Is this really the only way to go?"

Unexpectedly, Han Lingsha and Yun Tianhe could only see black spots.

"Hey! You are too fast, right? Where did you come from?"

"Young people are full of energy! No! Yinshi, how can we lose to this group of young people!!" Gui Dayi said lingeringly, and began to move quickly and in small steps, and soon, he also became The black dots, leaving Yin Shi alone in the wind.

By the time Yinshi managed to move to the flat ground, the three of them had already been sitting there resting for most of the day.

"Yinzi, are you too slow?" Han Lingsha frowned.

"I think you seem a little lack of exercise!" Yun Tianhe said blankly.

"Oh, Yinshi, look at what you are now, you are being laughed at by the younger generations!" Gui sighed and shook his head.

Being accused by these three people one after another, if Yinshi didn't have any extra strength at the moment, he would definitely complain: "Not everyone is born a wild gorilla like you!!"

Yun Tianhe knelt down and looked at Yin who was lying on his stomach, and said, "Yinzi, Lingsha just taught me and Guizi the fairy art! You should learn it too! It's very useful!"

"...What fairy art?"

Han Lingsha smiled and said: "The fairy arts in the world are divided into five types: wind, thunder, water, fire, and earth. They are collectively called 'five spirit fairy arts', and they all have formulas! Enemies like those in the cave who can't be beaten no matter how hard they are hit, at this time we have to use fairy arts to deal with them!"

Yinshi stared at her and asked, "Since it's so easy to use, why don't you use it when you're facing that ripple in the cave?"

Understanding what the "ripple" in Yinshi's mouth refers to, Han Lingsha turned her face away: "... At that time... I was scared for a while and forgot..."

"Yinzi, what I practice is fire!" Tianhe said happily: "After I have practiced this fairy art, I will be hungry on the mountain. As long as I see a wild boar and chant the spell, I will have roast pork to eat." You don’t even need to light a fire! It’s so convenient!”

Han Lingsha glared at Yun Tianhe directly: "You are the only savage in the whole world who wants to roast a pig with immortal techniques!"

He didn't even look at him after complaining, and just told Yinshi all the formulas.

After reading, looking at Yinshi, Han Lingsha asked: "How, do you remember?"

Yin Shi still lay on the ground: "...ah."

Han Lingsha suddenly felt annoyed: "...You bastard... This lady kindly taught you the fairy art, but you have such an attitude..."

"That is to say!" Gui stepped forward and accused, "You don't know how to cherish the experience points that people give you with good intentions! You will regret it if you do this!"

"Huh?" Yinshi was about to burst out his veins, but unexpectedly noticed that the level in the box above Gui's head had actually been raised to LV3!He jumped up in fright.

"Wig!! Wait, what's going on? Why did you jump two levels all of a sudden?"

"After memorizing the captain's (pseudo) fairy formula, it will be automatically upgraded."

"What!!? It's terrible, I didn't listen to anything just now!!" Yinshi hurriedly ran to Han Lingsha and asked to read it again, but Han Lingsha was obviously not happy.Afterwards, under Yin Shi's torture, Han Lingsha recounted it again without complaint.

It's a pity that Yinshi, who has never been a top student, still didn't remember everything after all, and the level above his head was only raised by one level after all, from the original LV2 to V3.

So Yinshi, who was originally one level above Gui, is now on the same level as Gui again.Yinshi's mood at this moment has to be filled with anxiety, while Gui's mood is quite good.After all it was good when he found out that Yinshi was one level above him "why? Why is Yinshi your level higher than mine? Why did you leave me behind? Is that what you did to me? Did I go to fight monsters and upgrade when I was still in a coma? Is it that you can’t tolerate me? Are you just so disregarding human feelings and trying to beat me no matter what you do? You forgot the oath we once swore to walk side by side Is it?" There was a commotion like this, and Yin Shi had no choice but to grab his head and knock on the wall.

There are many wild beasts down the mountain, and the four of them went down the mountain all the way, naturally fighting with wild beasts was inevitable.Fortunately, there is Yun Tianhe, a good hunter who grew up in the mountains since he was a child. Although he has not fully learned the magic technique, his physical attack is very high!And there is Han Lingsha, who has a little knowledge of fairy arts, to assist.Therefore, there was no need for Yinshi and Gui to take action, and they settled down the mobs along the way.In this way, in less than half an hour, the two came to the foot of the mountain.

There is a small village at the foot of the mountain, except for a large ancestral hall in the center of the village, there are no buildings that are too eye-catching.It was the slack season at this time, and people in the village were hanging out and chatting outside in twos and threes.

Yun Tianhe had never been down the mountain before, so he was very surprised when he saw this scene: "Wow~ there are so many people! There are so many people!"

Han Lingsha said strangely: "What a fuss, have you never seen so many people?"

Yun Tianhe still looked surprised: "Yes, I haven't seen it before, so there are so many people..."

"That's right, after all 'Look, people are like garbage'!" said Euntoki of cos Musca.

Han Lingsha couldn't help complaining: "Silver!! How can anyone say that he is trash? Right, Guizi?"

Gui sighed and shook his head, "Sure enough, you're still too young to understand such avant-garde complaints!"

Han Lingsha: "..."

Han Lingsha, who always thought that Gui was relatively normal, now found that she was actually the only normal one here, and suddenly felt a lot of pressure.

Han Lingsha sighed deeply, staring at the three people in front of her, she suddenly felt like a parent with three bear children, and she felt dizzy. "I have a word to remind you first! The difference between the mountain and the mountain is not just stronger than someone else's fist, but you have to follow the rules in everything, just like the common people have to listen to the officials, and the officials have to listen to the emperor..."

Yun Tianhe immediately interjected and asked: "Is that 'Huangdi' very powerful? How about his sword skills?"

Han Lingsha endured the impulse of fury and replied: "I have never met the emperor, so I don't know if he can use a sword. Anyway, he has great power. As long as he gives an order, tens of thousands of people will lose their heads." ..."

Yun Tianhe interrupted in surprise: "So powerful? Isn't that already the realm of using Qi to control the sword as Dad said?"

Han Lingsha trembled with anger: "This is not the same thing as what you said. And don't--please interrupt!!!"

Thinking that I couldn't understand what to say to him, I said, "It's getting late, I'll go to the village head of this village, and I'll stay at the village head's house tonight."

Just when he was about to leave, he felt a little uneasy, and said to Yun Tianhe, Yin Shi and Gui word by word: "Listen up! I'll talk about something when I come back, no--xu-provoke-ma- — Annoying! Do you hear that, you three!!?”

Yun Tianhe nodded again and again, Yin Shi and Gui simply waved their hands: "Bon voyage!"

Although she still felt very disturbed, Han Lingsha left tremblingly.

Even though they were not married yet, their parents were worried about their children, and the sad Han Lingsha wept silently in her heart.