The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi

The young man stood blankly at the door, watching the two strangers eating his delicious dinner.

The two strangers also stopped what they were doing, and stared blankly at the returning master.

For a moment, the atmosphere was very awkward.Finally, the boy spoke first.

"That's my roast pig!!"

He didn't ask who it was or why he was in his house, but he first paid attention to the pig.In an instant, both Yinshi and Gui felt that this boy had great potential!

Potential to be a dork!

After thinking about it, Yinshi called out friendly: "Come and eat together!"

"Okay!" The young man agreed, and walked between Yinshi and Gui with a smile on his face. Since there was no chair, he simply sat on the ground and ate.With that demeanor, he didn't know that there was anything wrong with what he did.

To some extent, both Yinshi and Gui were a little shocked.

Soon, the three of them ate up a small mountain boar.

Yinshi burped in satisfaction.

"Ah, I'm full!"

Gui's expression was also very satisfied: "Thank you for the hospitality!"

Only the young man still looked aggrieved: "Well... I'm not full yet..."

When Yinshi heard it, he immediately exaggeratedly shouted: "Hey, is it true? Although you joined later, you eat faster than us! You are the one who ate the most in the end! "

The boy scratched his hair: "But. I'm really not full yet..."

"How big is your appetite!!" Yin Shi spat while twitching.

"I was going to hunt a bear to eat today. But it ran away in the end. But it doesn't matter, I can definitely catch it tomorrow!" The boy said confidently, "Let's bear it tonight! Although Not full yet, but not quite hungry yet!!"

Gui sighed, "It's amazing how young you are!"

The boy touched his head in embarrassment.

"Let's talk..." The young man looked at Yin Shi and Gui, and finally asked, "Who are you two?"

Yinshi complained expressionlessly: "Actually, you are an idiot, right?"

Hearing this, the young man thought seriously: 'Huh?Idiot?Hmm...Although Dad often calls me 'silly boy', I'm not stupid..."

"No, you are definitely an idiot." Yinshi once again complained expressionlessly.

Gui asked, "Do you live here alone?"

The young man nodded: "Yes. My father and I have always lived together. But my father has passed away, and I am alone. So, seeing the two of you suddenly today really scared me One jump!"

Yinshi continued to complain: "No, I can't see that you were taken aback at all!"

"So who are you guys? Why are you eating my boar in my house!"

It seems that he still has some resentment against the two of them eating his pig without authorization.

Yinshi and Gui looked at each other.

"To tell you the truth," Yinshi said pretending to be serious, "Actually, your father told us to eat pigs!"

Hearing this, the boy was really taken aback: "My father? Really? Did he, did he look for you?"

Eh?no?I really believe it! !Yin Shi, who was slandering in his heart, lied without changing his expression: "Exactly. Is your father's name Yun Tianqing?"

The boy was even more surprised: "Yes!!"

"That's right! Your father asked us to live here temporarily." Yin Shi, who was lucky enough to remember the name on the spirit card, continued to say seriously: "Because he is very worried that his only stupid son will live here temporarily." Do you have a good life after death, so you came to us to let us see yours! And this boar is what your father said to repay us and let us eat it!"

The boy was shocked and said: "So that's the case! I never thought that Daddy would care about me so much!!"

(Ah, he believed it!)

(He actually believed it!)

Yinshi and Gui complained in their hearts.

Naturally, the young man didn't hear their complaints, and continued to ask excitedly: "How is Daddy? Does he have anything else to say to me?"

"Ah, he's doing well! He's very healthy and happy!!" Yinshi lied expressionlessly, "As for you, your father also said that you've grown up! Live the life you want in the future. Live on it!"

"The life I want to live..."

The boy lowered his head and thought seriously.

"I want to be able to eat delicious roast boar every day!!"

"That means you just have to be an idiot all the time, right!!" Gintoki complained expressionlessly again.

Gui asked, "What's your name?"

The boy replied: "Didn't Dad tell you what my name is? My name is Yun Tianhe!"

"Have you always lived here alone?"

Yun Tianhe nodded: "Yes. But it was me and dad before! It's just that after he died, I was the only one!"

Gui was a little puzzled and asked, "Don't you feel lonely when you are alone? Don't you have any other relatives?"

Yun Tianhe scratched his head: "Affection? What is that?"

Hearing this, Yin Shi and Gui slightly frowned and looked at each other.

"By relative, do you mean your parents' parents or their siblings?"

"……brothers and sisters?"

Looking at Yun Tianhe's dumbfounded expression, Yin Shi and Gui's doubts also increased.

"Don't you even know that?"

Yun Tianhe didn't know how to answer. After thinking for a long time, he slowly replied: "I...have been on the mountain...Dad never told me this..."

Yinshi frowned fiercely: "Hey, your father is too irresponsible! Do you still want you to continue to live?"

Lian Gui also said in surprise: "It's impossible for your father to let you stay on the mountain like this forever?"

Yun Tianhe said stupidly: "I think it's good to just stay on the mountain like this! You can hunt delicious food every day!"

Yinshi couldn't help complaining again: "No, this guy is an idiot! Absolute idiot!!"

"If you want to experience the training of a samurai, you will indeed live on the mountain for a while..."

Gui's mumbling aroused Yun Tianhe's interest: "Samurai? What is that?"

"Samurai are the most powerful people in this world! They follow their own Bushido, brandish their knives for the things they resolutely protect, and never back down until the last bit of blood is drained from their bodies! This is a samurai!"

A few short words made Yun Tianhe's eyes gradually widen.

"Samurai... so powerful! So what is Bushido?"

"Everyone has a different Bushido. It is a commitment to oneself. A commitment to make oneself stronger! It is a commitment to self-reflection and self-transcendence, and a commitment to fighting the past!"

It is the promise of a samurai who is lonely, running, and constantly moving forward, for the sake of important people and things, and unyieldingly resists to the cruel era of day and night.

Both Yinshi and Gui's eyes emitted a strange light from the depths of their pupils.

Yun Tianhe looked at them seriously, but quickly lowered his head.

"Hmm...it sounds complicated, but to be honest, I still don't understand..."

Silver couldn't help laughing.

"Facing a caveman like you, of course it will be difficult to understand. Well, to put it simply, it is to be worthy of your own heart and do things that you will never regret."

"Do something that I will never regret..." Yun Tianhe chewed Yinshi's words seriously, and suddenly raised his head as if he understood: "Ah, then I know! For example, I hope that I can eat delicious food all the time." Roast pig! That's my Bushido, isn't it?"

Silver smiled happily.

"For you, probably so!"

"Yo ho! Then I'm a samurai too!!"

The boy in front of him was as innocent as a piece of white paper.Both Yinshi and Gui couldn't help thinking this way, but they also felt very strange.

Why would the father of such a boy let him stay on the mountain and not let him go down?Judging from the boy's common sense, his father didn't instill any knowledge in him at all. In other words, his father didn't intend to let him leave this mountain.This is really beyond their comprehension.

Although this was their family matter and he couldn't intervene, Gui still felt that going on like this would never be good for him.

Seeing that Yinshi and Gui suddenly stopped talking, Yun Tianhe didn't understand what they were thinking suddenly.

He looked at them, and suddenly realized that he didn't know their names, so he asked, "By the way, where are your names?"

"Ah...call me Guizi. This is Yinzi."

Gui said while pointing at Yin.

Yun Tianhe had been interested in Yinshi from the very beginning, and asked, "This is the first time I've seen anyone other than Dad! It turns out there are some people with white hair! And the color of their eyes is still red." ! By the way, it’s just like a rabbit!!”

Yinshi scratched the back of his head, and said lightly: "Don't think that the whole world is like Yinsang! I am special!"

Gui asked, "Have you ever thought about going down the mountain?"

Regarding Gui's question, Yun Tianhe asked without hesitation: "Why do you want to go down the mountain? Life is the same on the mountain and down the mountain, and there is no difference."

"You can't say that!!" Yinshi folded his arms and said seriously, "It's much more fun under the mountain than here! For example, you only eat roast pigs here every day, right? But in There are many delicious foods under the mountain! Such as chocolate parfait, pudding, cake and strawberry milk..."

"That's right, there are buckwheat noodles and delicious sticks!" Gui echoed.

For the name of food that has never been heard before, it is indeed very attractive to teenagers whose only interest is eating.

"Besides, I think the only thing you see here is the sow, right? But there are many cute girls under the mountain!" Yinshi said seriously again.

"Girls?" Yun Tianhe tilted his neck, and suddenly said, "Ah, I know that! Daddy once said that girls' breasts are soft and should not be touched casually!"

Yin Shi: "..."

Gui: "..."

At this time, Yun Tianhe seemed to have noticed something, and stared at Yinshi's chest and shouted: "Ah——you, you, you, you are a girl!!!"

Yin Shi: "..."

Gui: "..."

Yin Shi: "...Hey, wig, what do you think?"

"Well, yes..." Gui suddenly said seriously, "What an avant-garde education method!!!"

"Eh? Are you serious?"

"Simply succeeded in drawing out the only difference between men and women! It can be seen what an excellent educator this boy's father is!"

"I think your brain will be completely scrapped, right?" Yinshi complained without hesitation, and then put on a straight face, "Of course I can't deny such a statement, but it's not complete!! It’s better to say that his father indirectly offended all poor breasts in the world!!!”

As he said that, Yinshi shouted: "Hey, kid! There is one thing I must strictly correct! In this world, some girls are very hard-headed! Harder than men!!! "

Hearing this, Yun Tianhe was taken aback: "Ah? Really? Doesn't that mean you can't tell the difference between a boy and a girl?"

"Not only that, but there is also a kind of existence between men and women in this world, and that is transvestites!"

Yun Tianhe was even more shocked: "There are still monsters? This father never told me!!!"

"Hmph, I guess so, what your father taught you is both incomplete and too one-sided! This is not acceptable!!"

Yinshi spoke seriously, but Gui complained, "I think what you're going to teach him is a bit redundant."

However, Gui's complaints were ignored by Yun Tianhe and Yinshi.Yun Tianhe asked: "What is a shemale like? Is it someone who looks like a monster?"

"Oh, you know monsters?"

Yun Tianhe nodded and said: "Daddy told me that some creatures can turn into monsters! But I haven't seen them before!"

"It's not bad to know this word!" Adhering to the concept of teaching without discrimination, Yinshi seriously explained, "The so-called shemale is when you look like a man, but the other party insists that she is a woman. It looks like a monster, this is a shemale!!"

"So that's how it is!!" Yun Tianhe suddenly realized, "In other words, if she looks like a girl but insists that she is a boy, is this also a shemale?"

Yinshi looked at him approvingly and said, "You know how to infer other things from one example! It's amazing, you kid has a bright future!!!"

Yun Tianhe smiled a little embarrassedly.

But soon, he was a little confused again.

"But...you just said that some girls' breasts are hard, so how can I tell the difference?"

"This is actually very simple, there is a place that is more distinguishable than the chest!!" Gintoki showed a confused and confident smile and said, "That is OO!!"

"Yinshi, don't teach bad children!!!" Gui immediately complained.

Yun Tianhe asked in confusion, "OO?"

"OO, you know, right? It's the two things under your crotch! Those are things that only boys have! Girls don't have them! So if you want to distinguish them, you can use this to distinguish them..."

Before Yinshi finished speaking, he only felt a hand on his somewhere.

"Ah, really not!!!" Yun Tianhe said in surprise.

In the next second, Yun Tianhe was beaten and flew into the sky.

#downhill at the beginning