The Legend of Xianxia of Yinzi and Guizi

"Ugh————————————"

Gintoki and Katsura seem to have entered a long, long, dark slide tunnel after suddenly starting to fall from the Lake Toya Immortal.

I don't know how long they have been gliding in this dark tunnel. Finally, when they all opened their eyes again, what they saw was a lush and green environment.

It is indeed a piece of emerald green!It's full of dots.There is also a black frame [Qingluan Mountain] in the sky.

Silver roared.

"Hey! What's going on here? Why is it a dotted picture? Why is the dialog box in the red and white machine mode? Where have we come?"

Gui has a look of nostalgia: "Ah, what an intimate world this is!"

"Only you, an old antique, would think so!!!"

Yinshi was still muttering, but when he aimed at Gui, something that appeared above his head made him silent.

I saw that it was a black frame with four lines written inside:

LV1

HP: 150

MP: 100

RP:0

Yinshi looked at him sadly, silently raised his hands to touch the top of his head, and took it off without hesitation after making sure he touched something with a frame.

My own is also a black frame, and there are four lines written in the frame:

LV1

HP100

MP: 50

RP:0

Silver stared at it quietly.Noticing Yinshi's strangeness, Gui asked suspiciously, "Huh? What's the matter, Yinshi? What's in your hand?"

"It's on top of your head too, take it down and see for yourself."

Hearing this, Gui also raised his hand to touch it, and sure enough, he found a frame.After taking it off and looking at it, he compared it with Yinshi's.Finally, he asked, "So, what is this?"

"RPG character status interface."

Just as Yinshi finished speaking, only one person said loudly: "That's right!!"

"This voice is..." Gintoki shouted, "Uncle Toyako!!"

Toya Lake Immortal said through voice transmission: "I intend to be more unique in this practice, so I simply adopted the RPG mode!"

"Why an RPG?"

"Don't you think it's easier to understand?"

"I can't feel it at all!!! By the way, why is it still a red and white machine? It's too old, right?"

"As I said before, after all, it is the first time to use it, so it is inevitable that there will be bugs."

"Isn't this bug too big? Is your technology too backward? This is not as good as it was before!! And what I can't accept the most is..." Yin Shi, whose slot was ignited, pointed at Gui angrily and shouted , "The HP and MP values ​​of the fur wig are higher than mine? Why is that?"

Gui said proudly: "This is the strength gap between us!"

"Shut up, you brainless!!!"

The Immortal Toya Lake replied: "The HP and RP values ​​in it are defined according to the previous world. I have to say that Katsura Kotaro-kun has worked harder than you! Of course, his values ​​​​in all aspects are better than yours. High!"

"What kind of nonsense is this? And what is the RP value? Is it a character value? Is it a moral value? Is there such a measurement in RPG???"

"This is the key to this practice!!"

"Aha??"

"Because you were too leisurely in the last training session, so in this training session, in addition to requiring you to practice combo skills, there is also a very important scoring link!!" Lake Toya Immortal said seriously: " Listen up, Sakata Gintoki-kun, and Katsura Kotaro-kun! If you want to leave this world, then you have to achieve a full RP score of [-]!!"

"One hundred points? Do you think we are taking the exam for elementary school students?" Yinshi frowned and complained, "Let's not talk about what kind of shabby regulations this is. How do we get this RP value? Is it necessary to kill? Kill the audience Can I get it after I must die?"

"You have to help others as much as possible! The more people you help, the better! Every time you help someone, you will get some points accordingly. How, is it simple?"

"To put it simply, we are asked to do good things, right?" Gui Wenyan asked.

"exactly!"

"That's why it's called RP value..." Yinshi's black line, suddenly enlightened, "But what is this! Don't forget that Yinsang is a Wanshiwu! The purpose of Wanshiwu is to help people! Help customers! "

"If you forcefully collect rewards, points will be deducted!"

"It's too much! Are you asking us to do white work? If someone asks Yinsang to help him solve his desires, is it possible that Yinsang will do as well?"

"Well, if necessary..."

"It must be your size!! What kind of RP is this! It's JP at all, right??"

"Come here once in a while, and the guests will be very happy!"

"Are you a pimp?"

Gui concluded: "All in all, let us do more good deeds while practicing combos. Isn't it easy to understand, Yinshi?"

"I don't think so at all. It just feels more troublesome in disguise!!" Gintoki rubbed the back of his head vigorously.

"Ah, by the way, by the way. The skills you learned in the last world can be used here! However, part of the MP value will be deducted accordingly, and some powerful moves have to wait until a certain level It will be unlocked! Be careful!"

"Hey, isn't it too inconvenient?" Yinshi complained again.

"So before that, let's fight monsters and upgrade!!"

"Wouldn't it be faster to just kill your final boss?"

Gui kindly persuaded: "Well, forget it, Yinshi. It's good to do this once in a while! It's very good!"

"Noisy!!"

Although Yinshi is full of resentment, he can only accept such a setting.The two began to move back and forth.

[Boom!You picked up a stone]

Silver: "Hey, I started picking things up unconsciously!"

Gui: "So that's how it is. When you encounter something that can be used as a weapon, you can automatically pick it up!"

The two moved on.

[Boom!You picked up a stone]

Yin: "Hey, why is it a stone again?"

Gui: "This is a mountain after all, so it's only natural that there are many rocks!"

The two moved forward again.

[Boom!You picked up a stone]

Yin: "That's enough! How many stones do you have to pick up to be satisfied?"

Gui: "It seems to be able to pick things up endlessly!"

The two were on their way again.

【Bang! 】

Silver: "I picked up something again! Don't worry about it, if it's a stone, just throw it away!!"

【You picked up a pornographic book】

"Wait for me——"

Yinshi complained wildly: "Why is it a pornographic book??"

"Ah, no, it's mine!" Lake Toya Immortal said anxiously, "No wonder I haven't found it all the time, so it fell here!"

"Why did your pornography drop here?"

"Of course it's for the cultivation of the two of you! Really, please be considerate of our staff!"

"How can I be considerate of the guy who will bring pornographic books to the workplace? Do you consider your lower body??"

Just then, the picture began to change.When he recovered again, three wild boars appeared in front of him.

[Enemies appear, please fight]

"I suddenly encountered a monster!!"

"Hmph, I've been waiting for you for a long time!" Gui said proudly, choosing to fight without hesitation.

"bring it on----"

[Kui throws a stone at the enemy]

[Wild boar armor HP-1. 】

Yinshi was shocked immediately: "Isn't the lethality too low???"

As soon as the words fell, Wild Boar A began to counterattack.He threw himself on Gui and took a bite.

【Gui HP-300.pawn. 】

So Gui fell down.

Gintoki widened his glasses again after being stunned for a moment.

"The little monsters are too lethal——————"

Yinshi went crazy: "Hey, hey, how do you fight? You can't fight at all? I only lost a little HP when I fought here, but we lost [-] points when I fought over there? It's not a scam. Is it such a scam? What kind of garbage game is this?"

The voice of Toya Lake Immortal came slowly: "Well... After all, there is a BUG..."

"Don't use this to fool me, you bastard!!!"

But now is not the time to make complaints about the Immortal Toya Lake.Yinshi anxiously looked at his battle interface.

"There is absolutely no way to throw stones, but there are only stones in the props..."

There are two options in the item interface: 1. Stone; 2. Wig

"Wig!!!" Yinshi couldn't help shouting, "Uncle, where did you refer to this game? Are you asking the wig to take on the responsibility of being an elder? But I can't control too much now! !"

Yinshi chose the wig without hesitation.

[Gintoki throws a wig at the enemy]

【All staff HP-1000】

"Wigs are so lethal!!!"

【Battle Victory】

[Silver time upgrade to LV2]

The screen changed suddenly, and Gintoki changed back to the original FC free scene again.

Looking at my attributes again, the current attributes have become HP: 130MP: 60RP: 0

The voice of Lake Toya Immortal sounded at the right time: "How, isn't it very simple!"

"Simple your size!!!"

Yinshi roared impatiently, and walked up to Gui who seemed to have crushed three wild boars to death.

[Boom!You picked up a wig]

Yin Shihei shouted: "Hey!! The wig has completely become a prop!!!"

【Whether a wig is equipped】

"Can it still be equipped? What type of wig is it?"

【Equip a wig】

Then, the wig appeared on Gintoki's back.

"Isn't this just carrying a corpse???" Yin Shi felt tired from complaining.

"Ah, that's enough, it's really enough for cultivation... If it goes on like this, Yinsang will really cry! I'll show you how to cry!!!"

[The system starts to upgrade]

"Eh?"

Before Yinshi could react, there was another twist around him, and this time the twist lasted longer than before.Finally, when he opened his eyes again, finally, everything in front of him returned to normal.

"Al..."

"Ah, the upgrade is finally successful! The previous BUG has also been fixed! Sakata Gintoki-kun, and Katsura Kotaro-kun, you can practice with peace of mind!"

"I can't feel at ease at all!!!" Yin Shi, who had recovered to 3D, still had a corpse on his back and burst into veins, "Help me resurrect the wig first! Where's the resurrection spell? Resurrection Where's the spring? Where's the church?"

However, no matter how much Gintoki yelled, there was no sound from Lake Toya Immortal anymore.Knowing that he was indeed trapped, Yin Shi almost threw the corpse on his back.

Probably because of the repair of the BUG relationship, they finally stopped picking up stones unconsciously.After much effort, Yinshi finally found a hemostatic grass.After stuffing the hemostatic grass into Gui's mouth without hesitation, he finally saw him come back to life.

Although there are many things to complain about, Gintoki only feels that he is very tired now.

"In short... let's find a place to rest first." Yinshi said decadently.

"Yinshi, look!" Gui raised his head and found something, pointed and said, "There seems to be a room over there!"

Following Gui's finger to look over, sure enough, a building like a house can be vaguely seen on the peak.

Immediately, Yinshi and Gui walked in that direction.When they got closer, they realized that there was not only one wooden house, but two.

A larger one is built against the mountain, with its back against the rock.The other smaller wooden house is actually built on a very thick pine tree, which has a natural beauty.

Yinshi stared at the tree house, and said with a light smile, "Just by looking at it, you can tell that it must be a secret base built by a middle school boy!"

Gui also agreed with Yinshi's statement, and nodded while crossing his arms: "After all, every teenager has a dream of adventure!"

Although I really want to climb up to see it, it seems that it will take some physical strength.Originally, Yintoki, who came to this strange place suddenly and was forced to complain about it because of someone's pretending to be stupid, had no energy at all, so he could only go up another day to have a look.

Pushing open the door of the wooden house on the ground, the two walked in.

This wooden house is actually not too big, and the inside is quite simple.A table, two chairs, and a bed.There is also a desk with an incense burner and a spirit tablet impressively placed on it.

After observing all this, Gui said lightly: "It seems that there is only one person living in this house after the only relative passed away."

Yinshi also guessed it, of course, and didn't say anything.

At this moment, I heard only a "Oh~" coming from under the desk.Yin Shi and Gui looked down and saw a small wild boar being tied there.

The little boar looked at Yinshi and Gui with a pair of pitiful eyes.Yinshi and Gui also looked at it quietly.

Then, the stomachs of the two of them made a "gurgling——" sound.

"Wig..." Yin Shi showed a dark smile, "Let's eat roast boar tonight!"

"I want to add soy sauce!" Gui also said with a treacherous smile.

The poor wild boar suddenly uttered a terrified "oh-oh-oh-oh-" cry.

"Oh, what a pity, the bear was not hunted in the end..."

A young man muttered, walking in annoyance.

"Forget it! Anyway, there is a little pig at home! Hey, let's eat roast fat pig tonight~"

As he spoke, he became happy again, and quickly returned to his home—the wooden house.

In the end, he only got to the door, and he smelled a fragrant smell.

Puzzled, he pushed open the door, only to see that in the room, on his table, the roast pig that was originally a delicacy in his belly was being eaten by two strangers.

The three of them just stared at each other blankly, silent.

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