deliberately provoke

▍Tequiero.

Lin Zimo rested his hands on the edge of the bathtub, half-closed his eyes and fell asleep.

The bathtub was filled with hot water and sprinkled with fragrant bath salts. Luo Xi hugged Lin Zimo from behind, and the two were nestling together, taking a comfortable bath.

Seeing that Lin Zimo was about to fall asleep, Luo Xi raised his hand and patted him on the back, making gestures to hug him up: "Momo, go back to bed and sleep, or you'll catch a cold."

Lin Zimo shook his head, pushed Luo Xi back into the bathtub, sat sideways in his arms, and put his arms around his neck: "No, let's soak for a while. The water in the bathtub is recirculated and heated, so I won't catch cold. "

When he said this, he thought of some scenes just now, and said confidently: "If you really have a fever, it's because you bullied me like that just now."

Luo Xi knew what Lin Zimo was referring to, and was a little embarrassed: "It's my fault, I won't get it in next time..." Lin Zimo interrupted him with a smile: "No, I like it. You buy it I have already thrown away the ones for you. I just like that you don’t use them, and you are not allowed to use them.”

Luo Xi helplessly raised her hand and tapped Lin Zimo's forehead: "You really..."

Why don't you know how to protect yourself at all.

Lin Zimo blinked his big innocent eyes and looked at Luo Xi, as if waiting for the next sentence.

Luo Xi looked at the defenseless and soft appearance of the other party, couldn't help but hugged him tightly, kissed him on the forehead, and said in a soft voice, "Momo is really a naughty child. "

——It doesn’t matter if you don’t understand, you trust me so much, let me protect you.

Lin Zimo squinted his eyes because of the kiss, and said in a low voice, "Anyway, someone wants me now."

Luo Xi pinched his face in a funny way, and teased him: "If someone asks for it, you can be misbehaving, huh?"

Lin Zimo liked Luo Xi's low and magnetic voice so much, he turned his face, bit Luo Xi's fingertip lightly, and said softly, "You can just be naughty."

At this time, the little fairy man sneaked onto the edge of the bathtub, tilted his head, stared at the two curiously, and began to play with the water with his snow-white paws.After a while, it was attracted by the glass sliding door next to the bathtub, leaving a series of small paw prints of plum blossoms on the steamy glass.

Lin Zimo squinted his eyes for a while, and suddenly felt blessed, and raised his hand and gently wrote two words on the glass with his fingertips.

"Tequiero." (I like you/I want you.)

After he finished writing, he was like a kitten who had done something bad secretly, thinking that no one had noticed, squinting his eyes and dipping his hands into the warm water happily again.

Who knows that Luo Xi suddenly grabbed his hand, raised it to his lips, kissed it lightly, and asked in a low voice: "What do you mean?"

Lin Zimo folded a pair of arms around Luo Xi's neck, lying in the other's arms, winking playfully: "Guess."

Luo Xi didn't guess, but bit Lin Zimo's pinna hard, covering his ear, and said these two words again.

His voice was low and magnetic, and his pronunciation was quite standard, which made Lin Zimo's ears turn red all of a sudden, and his body felt crisp.

Boyfriend speaks Spanish, it's too sexy.So deadly.

He raised his head a little shyly, and stared at Luo Xi: "You clearly know what it means, and you still want to ask me."

A slight smile filled Luo Xi's eyes: "Yes, I know."

Around the first week of their relationship, one morning, he and Lin Zimo were eating breakfast at the breakfast shop in front of the school, and they met Nan Meng, a classmate from the mathematics department.

Nan Meng also brought her female friend with her at the time, and that person was very interested in Lin Zimo, so she came over to strike up a conversation very directly, and asked Lin Zimo how to say "I like you" in Spanish.

Luo Xi was really jealous in his heart, he fed Lin Zimo shrimp dumplings, secretly poking at him to keep him from speaking, and even gave the girl a cold look.

Afterwards, Luo Xi couldn't help but look it up, wanting to know how to say that sentence in Spanish.

Then of course he took note.

This sentence is a pun with two meanings, Luo Xi likes it very much.

But according to Luo Xi's character, it's impossible for Lin Zimo to just tell him.

However, Lin Zimo made the first move today, so he will not be polite.

He has been drinking this pot of vinegar for a long time, and he has to find it all to make up for it today.

So Luo Xi stretched out his hand and pinched Lin Zimo's white narrow/waist, and said in a deep voice, "tell me what this sentence means."

He was already blatantly playing tricks, no matter how dull Lin Zimo was, he still understood Luo Xi's hint.

Luo Xi like this is kind of cute.

Luo Xi usually acted maturely and steadily, always indifferently, without any waves on his face, he looked like a cold iceberg, and even gave people the feeling that he was two years older than Lin Zimo.

But Lin Zimo also discovered recently that this person is actually a cute younger brother in many cases.Luo Xi likes to sulk, and often hides and drinks jealously by herself, always hiding everything in her heart.The other party is sometimes a little naive, and will play tricks when impatient, and when it is a little too much, he likes to bully others.

Thinking of this, Lin Zimo's heart was filled to the brim, and he felt a little hot.He kindly poked his pointed chin on Luo Xi's shoulder, and rolled these two words over and over on the tip of his tongue several times, letting Luo Xi hear enough at once.

Then, Lin Zimo blinked and showed a sweet smile: "The meaning of this sentence is," he paused, breathed in Luo Xi's ear, and directly released his big move: "Honey, I want to /I want you."

Hearing this, Luo Xi was taken aback for a moment, and immediately flew away.

In short, Lin Zimo finally reaped his own fruit, and the bathtub was extremely lively.The little fairy man was frightened by the splash of water and made a "beep" sound, and immediately fled from the place where the concentration of the young couple was too high.

Luo Xi wrapped/wrapped Lin Zimo's hand with a pair of sharp knuckles, and with his fingertips, he traced over and over again the two passionate/lingering words on the steamy glass.

Later, during the intermission, Lin Zimo thought for a while, raised his hand and picked up the mobile phone that was placed aside, took a picture of the two hands overlapping on the glass, and directly sent it to Moments.

In the center of the photo is a steamy Spanish word, and next to it is a series of fuzzy small paw prints left by the little fairy.Lin Zimo's fair and slender fingers stopped at the end of the sentence, while Luo Xi's pair of big hands covered the back of his hands, both of them had a plain silver ring on their fingers, shining slightly under the light.

The text accompanying the picture is: Kitty has his permanent cat food

Luo Xi took Lin Zimo's cell phone away and threw it aside, hugged him from behind, bit his lip, breath heavily: "What happened?"

Lin Zimo turned his head and kissed Luo Xi, with a trembling smile between his lips and teeth: "I told others, my boyfriend is... I, I'm so happy/I'm going to fly... Ugh!"

Luo Xi pinched his face: "Don't make trouble."

Lin Zimo smiled embarrassedly, and replied seriously: "Just... an official announcement."

……

After another night of fuss, Lin Zimo yawned and was stuffed under the blanket by Luo Xi, who patted his arm and complained: "Brother, I'm really tired, I don't have a single drop. Since last night, we I've been doing it all the time. It can't be done, let's be vegetarian tomorrow, okay?"

Luo Xi pinched the tip of his nose: "As long as you don't come to recruit me."

Lin Zimo smiled and thought, even if it is a bit difficult.He shrank under the quilt, only showing a pair of big eyes, and then took the mobile phone aside.

In order to concentrate on doing things just now, he muted his phone, and now when he unlocked it, dozens of messages rushed out.

An Jiaze: How about the macho job?

Yuan Ji: How is your boyfriend doing?

Yuan Ji: ——Take off/place a big red envelope of 999 yuan——

Jiang Shu: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

Jiang Shu: ... how is the kid doing?

Jiang Shu: If it doesn’t work, let’s change it, so I won’t suffer from that kind of grievance

Jiang Shu: Tell my brother that the money is not enough

Jiang Shu: ——9999 yuan big red envelope——

Jiang Shu: But what about the two men?question.jpg

……

Lin Zimo stared at the phone screen, showing the expression of an old man on the subway.

After reading all the news, Lin Zimo has been brainwashed by the word "job".

Friends who usually knew him very well asked him, how is the work of the senior student in the Academy of Mathematics.

A person like Yuan Ji who has no medical ethics specially forwarded a small medical paper to the effect that a man who is usually colder and more abstinent will be more violent in practice.

The man sent another message in a very embarrassing way: Baby, you didn't get killed, did you?

A medical tip for overexercise is also attached.

Lin Zimo closed the chat dialog box expressionlessly.

Then, news of the 505 Daxian male dormitory group popped up again.

The group danced ecstatically, saying that they had already heard what An Jiaze had said about the general situation, and congratulations to Mo Baobao, who has completely become a full-time regular from the three-week love internship period, and treat them to dinner quickly.

Lin Zimo couldn't help but roll his eyes when he saw the phrase "become a regular during the internship".He rested his head on Luo Xi's shoulder naturally, and told the other party about the treat.

Luo Xi was also quickly replying to the news with his mobile phone, and after listening, he patted Lin Zimo's head: "You don't need to invite me. It just so happens that the people in my dormitory also said they want to eat. Let the two sides merge, and I will invite you."

Lin Zimo nodded: "Then I'll make a big group."

He created a group chat, and pulled the four people in Luoxi's 404 dormitory and the six people in their 505 dormitory into the group.

Lin Zimo thought for a while, and casually picked up a hasty group name: 909se/xy handsome guy exchange group.

Just a second after the group was pulled, before Lin Zimo could speak, someone started making noise.

The only wife who loves beauty (Xiao Yao):?Why did the group name change?I haven't saved the previous film yet, why have I deleted it?

How can Peppa Pig have a sweet wife (Ruan Wenyan): Xiaogou, what are you talking about? Did you post to the wrong group? This is a new group, not your movie-watching group

Only Love Beauty Wife: It’s embarrassing, it seems, I withdrew

Only love beautiful wife: u1s1, who came up with this group name, it's hard not to admit it

Wife, I will kneel down for you in a skirt, okay (Song Jun): @唯爱美女wife, you are watching wild movies outside, I have already taken a screenshot, and I will send it to your wife later

Only Love Beautiful Wife: Shut up if you don’t have a wife

Lin Zimo looked at the screen: ...

I don't know why, whether it's the screen name or the style of painting, the concentration of sand sculptures in Luo Xi's dormitory seems to be too high.

Luo Xi was also a little speechless when he saw the brothers in his dormitory humiliated as if no one else was around. He thought for a while and typed a line.

Cat food-flavored ice vinegar essence (Luoxi): The group was built by Momo. Next week, the two dormitories will have dinner together. You can discuss the time. You can eat whatever you want. I’ll treat you

Lin Zimo laughed when he saw Luo Xi's bossy remarks.Luo Xi's screen name was changed by him with the other party's mobile phone two days ago, and he was very satisfied.

He also sent an emoji to it.

Brother Xi's cute kitten Mao (Lin Zimo): Maomao agrees.jpg

As soon as the two appeared, the group immediately began to dance in ecstasy.

Wife who only loves beautiful women: Hello, sister-in-law!

Wife, let me kneel down for you in a skirt, okay: Hello, sister-in-law!

How can Peppa Pig have a sweet wife: Hello, sister-in-law!congratulations

Peppa Pig is so sweet (An Jiaze): Good!Thank you bro

Kaizi (Li Kai): That's great, the young couple Saigao

Prince Da Tongyin (Yu Yao): The minister seconded the proposal

Feng Xin Suo Ai (Xia Jingcheng): Thank you Brother Xi, I can do it

I'll kill you with the surname Song (Xia Jingming): plus one

Wife, let me kneel down for you in a skirt, okay: @封心独爱! ! !Wife, you are here too! ! !Can you pull me out of the blacklist, I was wrong ah ah ah ah ah

Song, I'll kill you: Damn, Song Jun, you used to share a dorm room with brother Xi, so I'll kill you with a knife

Feng Xin Suo Ai: Brother, don't be like this, I have nothing to do with him anymore

Wife, I will kneel down for you in a skirt, okay: Kneel down and kowtow.gif, wife please 555555 I like you ahhhhh, [爱心][爱心][爱心]

The only wife who loves a beautiful woman: I died from laughing, Song Jun deserves that you don’t have a wife

Only love beautiful wife: @猫粉味的冰熊酸静@希哥’s cute kitty cat, two dads, can I apply to bring my family to dinner?

Brother Xi's cute kitten: Sure

——"Wife Loves Beauty" invited "Meng 1 who hates dogs" to join the group chat

Meng 1 who hates dogs (Yu Ji): Oh, what kind of doi exchange group is this called?

Meng 1 who hates dogs: I am 1, is there 0

Peppa Pig is so sweet: yes

Seal heart and lock love: Yes

Kaizi: yes

The only wife who loves beauty:? ? ?wife? ? ?You don't love me anymore? ?Crying Wang.jpg

Meng who hates dogs 1: Go away, who the hell is your wife

Wife, I will kneel down for you in a skirt, okay? LOL

How can Little Pig Page have a sweet wife: @小猪帕奇 is so sweet Xiaojia, I’m still here, how can you find another 1

Peppa Pig is so sweet: Kiss.jpg, of course I like Brother Yan the most

Prince Datongyin: Help, am I the only straight guy in the whole group? You nasty Nan Tong, give the singles a way out

Song, I'll kill you: I'm straight too, okay?

Kaizi: You are gay, get out

Seal Heart and Lock Love:?

Wife, let me kneel down for you in a skirt, okay?

……

All of a sudden, the group of demons danced wildly, and all parties started a scuffle, and no one cared about the original topic of eating.

Lin Zimo put down his phone, turned his head to look at Luo Xi in some confusion, his pupils quivered suddenly: "So, there are four 4's in your dormitory, and you have kidnapped all the 1's in our dormitory. Besides, you are level 0, we are 18 Level, you are all attacking every year."

Luo Xi pinched his face: "Don't you like Nianxia?"

Lin Zimo quickly shook his head: "No. I just think..." As he spoke, he also raised his hand and poked Luo Xi's face: "You are a younger brother than me, so cute."

Hearing this description, Luo Xi was taken aback for a moment, and rarely turned his face away to prevent Lin Zimo from touching her.His face was slightly flushed, he seemed a little embarrassed, and said softly, "I'm not much younger than you."

Lin Zimo put his chin on Luo Xi's shoulder, pressed against Luo Xi's shoulder, and stepped on the back of his foot with his toes: "My birthday is in October, and you are in August of the second year. I am almost older than you." One year old."

Lin Zimo talked more and more vigorously, and simply turned over and sat on Luo Xi's lap, making an inch of it and said: "Call me brother, okay?"

Luo Xi stuffed him back under the quilt: "It's getting late, go to bed quickly."

Lin Zimo dragged Luo Xi into the quilt as well: "I want to hear it. Just call me brother, just call me."

It is impossible to call him brother, but Lin Zimo has been pestering Luo Xi to act like a baby, Luo Xi thought about it, and kindly called another refrain: "Baby."

Lin Zimo's face turned red in an instant.

Luo Xi is usually a cold and indifferent iceberg, calling him this suddenly is too...too crazy.

Seeing Lin Zimo's shriveled look, Luo Xi thought it was too cute, lowered her head maliciously, and repeated it in his ear several times.

Then, he successfully avenged Lin Zimo for calling him cute: "Baby, you are so cute."

Luo Xi likes to call him baby when he usually does things on the bed, and now the two of them are just chatting under the quilt, when Luo Xi suddenly uses such a big move, Lin Zi Stranger is almost gone by him.

In fact, if Lin Zimo wanted to win now, he could call him "husband", but the consequences would have to be borne by him, so let it go.

Can't beat can't beat.

The two were arguing, when Luo Xi's cell phone rang suddenly.

Luo Xi hugged Lin Zimo into his arms and pressed the answer button directly.

After the person on the phone said a few words, Luo Xi frowned slightly.

After a while, he hung up the phone, turned his head to look at Lin Zimo, and said in a very guilty tone, "Momo, there is a senior in the department who has a temporary accident, there is a competition in Wu City next week, I may I have to compete in his place.”

Lin Zimo was stunned, and also a little surprised: "Well... today is already Saturday, when are you leaving?"

Luo Xi rubbed Lin Zimo's hair: "I have to leave tomorrow night, maybe... I won't be back until Friday."

The author says:

Although it’s only a few days away from home, there are many things that can be done hehe)

Babies, I’m late, dysmenorrhea kills me QAQ

PS: Explanation of some stalks:

Elderly people in the subway look at their mobile phones: an emoticon package, indicating that the person involved is very confused

U1s1: Say something

Get out of Ke: dialect stalk, get out

In order to make the group chat more clear, I have remarked everyone's name after the user name, and the cuties in the group chat that I don't like can be skipped

Brother Xi, Meng 1 group of four only has your username without the word wife, should you reflect on it (bushi)

Regarding several pairs of vice CPs, there should be extra episodes in the future, and the attributes are roughly as follows:

Xiao Yao x Yuan Ji: Desperate silly dog ​​sports student x1 becomes 0 glamorous and pretty doctor

Song Jun x Xia Jingcheng: Crematorium Loyal Dog Gong x Women's Big Brother Tsundere Young Master

Ruan Wenyan x An Jiaze: Central air-conditioning gentle attack x green tea small work fine

remaining people:

Li Kai & Yu Yao: Ordinary tool people

Xia Jingming: The Attacking Brother-in-Law Crazy Devil

There won’t be a lot of couples involved, the home team must be Mo Baobao and Brother Xi, and the others will only appear as classmates and friends to promote the development of the plot. Of course, you can skip the cute ones you don’t like, compare your heart!

感谢在2022-07-0517:18:01~2022-07-0718:19:57期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who cast the mine: LR1;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!