The male is sweet and sandy

Really male! !

The people who eat melons are shocked

Facts have proved that gossip is the nature of all creatures, and there is no worm who loves to eat melons.

Garcia is an admiral and good-looking, and has always been famous among the army females.Males are the never-ending hotspots of the Zerg.

Charles doesn’t need money to buy a sailor. With a professional AI sailor, he can chat online around the clock.The enthusiasm of the people eating melons was greatly ignited. After spending a day on the Internet, Garcia's homepage was set up with tens of thousands of topics, and the interactive function had to be turned off, leaving only the "I have an agreement with the Federation" message board.

However, after all, there was no stone hammer in this matter, and Garcia looked like aloof Yazi, and did not make any response to this matter.

The melon-eating crowd came and went, but there was only one photo comparable to an artistic photo, and the so-called insider's rumors that "Garcia was suspected of being suspended for investigation".No matter how hard the AI ​​tries to pick things up, the people won't buy it.

Cavalli No. [-] in the world: Tell me loudly, this melon is so fake!Really? There is a picture at the beginning, and the story is all made up. Do you think it is a male or a male?

www: Same as above, based on the appearance of the other bug in the photo.It's really a male insect, will no insect know?

I'm torn: It's not hype for the debut of Asian females, is it?

Punk Melon: What gender do you choose upstairs, emphasizing your female father's sub-female.

Ge Wuen: I also think it's a bit fake, I don't even have a hammer.Marketing news is flying all over the sky.

Dawn Shining Star: Exactly, at least half of the heat on this topic today is not contributed by real insects.I have reservations.

The comments below are all plus one and agree.

Charles, who was watching the screen, smiled. The evidence in his hand is not complete, and there is no way to convict Garcia.To release the news bit by bit, what is needed is for the masses to question it and then reverse it, thus destroying Garcia's reputation accumulated over the years.

He was about to send out Gu Yan's male worm identification test and an extremely vague body test report showing drug residues in Garcia's body, but he found that the comments were already developing in a strange direction.

I'm cracked: my heart is like my ID right now.

Cavalli is number one in the world: This, it may be fake.

www: No matter what I say, let me hahaha first, is this coined word and sentence real?Hahaha;

Zhang San, an extrajudicial lunatic: Why can't I understand what you are talking about?

Gewuen: "Link" I have an agreement with the Federation;

Zhang San: I'm back... How about this message? Well, I think this bug looks pretty good.

Crunchy peach or soft peach: Because the story seems too fake, it feels believable instead;

The villainous smile on Charles' face froze, and he clicked on the link with an ominous premonition in his heart.

The name Gu Yan at the beginning made him feel anxious, and then glanced down, Charles thought he had an irregular heartbeat.

There is one thing to say, Gu Yan's writing style is really bad.

He was serious about science, and with the addition of half a bottle of Zerg language, the message he wrote could be used as a model essay-the kind of annual hilarious zero-point composition.

However, it may be that the sand sculptures and sand sculptures cherish each other.Sporadic took advantage of the lunch break to touch this strange article, and the comments were quickly occupied by hahaha.

Gu Yan wrote the message to contact Garcia, so Gu? Genius writer? Yan euphemistically expressed at the end of the article that he hopes to get Garcia's contact information so that he can have in-depth exchanges with him.But limited by the level of writing, it sounds weird.

Some of the people who touched here thought that Gu Yan was being sarcastic, but they took a closer look at Gu Yan's homepage:

This, it seems, is the party? !

Wow!This melon is fresh and crisp!

This message was sent to the homepage by the people who eat melons at a lightning speed.Wherever he went, there was laughter everywhere.

For a time, there was a happy atmosphere everywhere.

Charles watched helplessly as the general situation was over, only feeling that he had a heart attack, and a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat.

This male worm, why is he playing cards so out of line?

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"What is it, so anxious?" Garcia's female father thought it was some urgent military affairs at first, but Garcia read the news and watched, his expression became strange, and he couldn't help asking.

"Gu Yan—that male insect is looking for me." Garcia raised his head slightly, with an unconscious smile on his face.

Doesn't it mean that they have no contact information with each other?Garcia's female father frowned.

He asked tentatively: "Really? Then, how did he contact you. "

Garcia: "..."

"Message board for official events."

Garcia's female father: ? !

He doesn't quite understand the trend of young people dating now.

"Since he's looking for you, it saves you the trouble of contacting an alien domain. Let's ask him out for a meeting." Garcia's female father tried his best to show the attitude of an elder who has seen the big winds and waves in the world, and maintained a serious expression, " After all, the negative/side/information/information about you still needs to be clarified."

Garcia didn't notice the stiffness of the female father, he nodded and sent a message to Gu Yan with his optical brain.

So nestled in the hotel, Gu Yan, who was thinking about what to have for lunch, would like to mention a piece of news about the lover in his dream.

He straightened up and sat up from the bed, staring at the message prompt on the optical computer screen:

[I looked at your homepage, you seem to be in the Federation?If you don't mind, can we meet up? 】

Gu Yan typed quickly and replied happily:

[Why is it suggested?I came to the Federation just for you!You can meet anytime if you want!】

[I saw that fake news, is there some bug hacking you? 】

[You should have contacted me for clarification from the very beginning. 】

[However, it is too late to clarify now. 】

[What time do you want to meet?How about we have lunch together! 】

Gu Yan crackled and typed a series of messages, and added a cat expression pack.

After a while, Garcia sent a message:

【it is good. 】

[Where do you think is more suitable? 】

After sending it out, Garcia felt annoyed again. Gu Yan was not familiar with the Federation, so it seemed that he was reckless and inconsiderate to ask like this.

However, Gu Yan didn't feel this way at all, and searched for "the most rated restaurant for couples", and successfully locked a restaurant in the capital with a lot of good restaurant reviews.

【How about going to Tegard? 】

【Address Location Sharing_Taigard Lovers Restaurant】

【Cat rolling? jpg】

Garcia couldn't help staring at the word "couple", moved his fingers, typed and deleted the content several times.

After a while, Gu Yan saw Garcia's reply:

【it is good. 】

Paused again, [XD]

ah!Garcia is so cute!

Gu Yan was so cute that she fell to the ground, hugged her light brain and rolled on the bed twice.

[See you in an hour! 】

【Cats love each other? jpg】

【okay. 】

This time Garcia didn't add any more expressions, and Gu Yan waited for a while before closing the chat interface with regret.

What is embarrassment?What is social death?What do you mean you don't want to go out?

Nothing!

Gu Yan was happily preparing to go on a date, but according to the usual routine of eating melons, the netizen who was squatting on Gu Yan's homepage expecting a peerless melon cried.

I squatted until my jio was numb, but I still haven't waited for the follow-up, I just feel as lonely as snow.

www: I'm so anxious!Is there no after-sales service for this worm! 【Insect wings beat the table?jpg】

Ge Wuen: I also recognize the hype!Can you be a little bit neater!

Cavalli No. [-] in the world: I have no blood and liver today, and I am afraid that I will miss any wonderful moment.

Crunchy peach or soft peach: But speaking of it, this worm seems to be a bloody player too, I saw his homepage... Strangely, he is not from the Zerg suit?

Cavalli is number one in the world: what operation?In what direction is he planning to fry?Why can't I understand?

Steamed Bun Frog: Climb up and say weakly, this insect seems to be really a male insect.

www:?

Cavalli is number one in the world: ?

Gewuen: I can smell the melon.

Guagua eats melons every day: talk about it.

Steamed Bun Frog: I came back from a business trip today and met that male at the port of the main star, which was particularly eye-catching.Why do you say that?He is really handsome on the one hand, on the other hand - he has been emitting pheromones! !

www: Such a bold and direct male?I like [Little face is red? jpg];

Ge Wuen: Is it really a male?I can! !

Cavalli No. [-] in the world: I can do it too! !

Guagua eats melons every day: No cover pheromone, met at the port, the game server is outside the federation—a combination of several conditions... What can you think of?

Crispy peach or soft peach: Back upstairs, the Federation picked up a male worm for nothing! !

www: Decided to consider applying to be stationed abroad. Are males everywhere outside the Federation?One catch at a time.

Garcia's news was pushed to the front page because of "suspected return of the male worm to the federation".

At this time, a seemingly abrupt reply appeared in the topic.

Tentacles on head: wait. 【Heart】【Photo X9】

The photos are from a restaurant and one has flowers that appear to be couples waiting for each other.

This didn't seem like a reply that would appear in this topic, but it shocked the melon eaters.

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