The male is sweet and sandy

melon!melon!melon!

Alien male, so terrifying

That was not Gu Yan's Starnet account. The reason why the melon eaters were so excited was because of Starnet's magical sorting mechanism.

The push of Xingwang does not completely rely on the tags on the publishers, but more on identifying the language, text and pictures in them, and then divide them into various topics after analysis and calculation.

In many cases, the news sent out on the homepage of a worm may be pushed to various related circles, so that the worm can better find like-minded people.

However, due to its unfathomable analysis and processing, bugs often overturn where they are caught off guard.

Let's take a famous and extreme example, a male singer who has been married for many years and has used his strength to spoil his wife's design, posted an ordinary selfie of himself on Xingwang.The system recognizes that his ring is a famous brand in a normal way, so it sorts the selfie into the ring topic of a certain brand in a normal way.

However, this ring is a pair of rings in a well-known engagement series, which was discovered by many netizens and enthusiastically posted on the homepage.

Later, a sub-female came out to claim it, saying that it was a male and unmarried female attendant.That's it, that's all.

However, this male worm also sent a message to show his love to the female!

The system found out that the public address of Yafe is an apartment on a certain planet, so it pushed it to the apartment community.Residents of the apartment found out that the address was for a single military female living alone.The male worm came out again to make a patch that no worm believed, saying that he and the ya female went to a friend's house as guests.

However, he sent another message to prove it.

Then there are obstetric hospitals for military female related searches.Netizens found out that the military female was pregnant!The male worm went on to explain that it was a beautiful accident.

However, he double sent messages again!

A comrade-in-arms of Jun Nu was pulled out, then a painter, and then a doctor.

This incident has been going on for nearly a month, and the male singer ended up with eight more female attendants, and there were more than a dozen other female attendants who had emotional entanglements and relationships during the process, including 21 females and 37 subfemale.

This kind of figure makes the people who eat melons amazed.

The most embarrassing thing is that this process basically consists of the male worm sending a message-the system pushes mediocrely-the netizens join in the fun-the male worm sends a message explaining the last message-the system pushes mediocrely again...such a magical cycle.

The system delivered melons throughout the whole process, and netizens basically didn't do much.It is true that the worm sits at home and the melon comes from the sky.

Of course, this push function can be turned off, but since I am on the homepage of a worm, I want more worms to see my speech, so ordinary worms generally will not turn it off.

Sometimes, ordinary news that appears under a hot topic may hide a shocking giant melon.

The people who eat melons carefully looked at these pink-toned photos, and as expected, half a profile face was reflected on the side of the vase in the fourth photo.There is also a small black dot in the sixth panorama and a Gaussian blurred figure behind the stairs in the seventh.

www: This picture is so blurry...but why is it still so beautiful. [Partial zoom in of the vase? jpg]

Crispy peaches or soft peaches: can you tell? !

May Tianfeng bless you: This place looks familiar, which continent is it on the main star.

SamSara: Is it a restaurant for couples?The one whose main star is super famous.

www:! !

www: We were waiting for his melon, but he went on a date behind our backs! [pointing? jpg]

Crispy peaches or soft peaches: ?I'm near here.

Guagua eats melons every day: So, who is he dating?Is it Admiral Garcia?Can I expect a live broadcast?

SamSara: Emmmmmmm report, several of the previous news releases have been deleted.I asked about it, and the reply said that it was deleted because I respected the wishes of the male worms involved. [Chat record picture x2]

In the screenshot of the chat, the worker said that it was the male who negotiated with them in person, hoping to delete the article, and his attitude was indifferent, as if he didn't want to have anything to do with Garcia.

Zhang San, an outlaw lunatic: There are so many dramas in this job... Is there a reversal?

The comments below have been waiting for melons and squatting down.

An ID that has been very active jumped on the last page of the comment.

Cavalli is number one in the world: squatting.

Typing this word, the male bug Grant, nicknamed "Cavali No. [-] in the world" by Xingwang, closed his optical brain.

The metered aircraft came to a slow stop, and Grant got off the aircraft and walked towards Tegard's restaurant.

He went on a blind date, and this was the third time this month.These three blind dates were all in this restaurant, so that his steps to the restaurant can be said to be familiar.

Go straight from the aircraft platform, cross the suspended bridge, and then take the elevator.

Grant walked forward familiarly but without soul, and suddenly heard a voice of optical brain navigation from behind: "Turn right ahead and take elevator A047."

Grant thought: the default AI voice is still the default AI sound source. Generally speaking, the worms who come to couple restaurants to eat are more romantic, especially those who come to Tegard are basically young couples. How come there are still worms using the default AI sound source!

He couldn't help but glance back, but he froze in place on the spot.

Blonde, blue-eyed, tall and handsome—isn’t this bug General Garcia! !

Sensing Grant's gaze, Garcia raised his eyes and looked at him with calm and indifferent eyes.

Grant was taken aback, and immediately turned his head away from him.

Garcia withdrew his gaze, he just glanced casually, completely unable to understand why the bug in front was so scared.

Males are strange creatures, Garcia thought, and then patched again—except for Gu Yan.

As soon as he thought of Gu Yan, Garcia thought about the upcoming date, and began to feel uncontrollably nervous.

When he first received the news, he was very happy, but along the way, his mind, which was overwhelmed by excitement, gradually calmed down, and Garcia became uneasy.

What would he say when he saw Gu Yan?What will happen to Gu Yan's attitude?

Garcia felt his heart beating wildly, as if there was a string stretched in his body, his whole body was stiff, and he could only hear the beating of his heart.

Even if it was Garcia's first time on the battlefield, the first time he saw a warship hovering in the vast sea of ​​stars, and the first time he was waiting to receive the military medal from the commander, Garcia was not so nervous.

He's prone to mistakes when he's nervous, so Garcia tries to think of other things.

But it's useless, he always thinks of Gu Yan easily.

After getting off the suspension bridge, there is an elevator ahead.When he walked to the elevator, Grant seemed to have a feeling, and looked up at the number above the elevator that he had never cared about before - A047.

Sure enough, go on a date with that male insect! !

Grant stepped into the elevator, but Garcia stood far away from the elevator entrance, and there were a few sporadic females and females beside him.

In order not to make males feel uncomfortable, females and subfemale should spontaneously keep an appropriate distance from males in a confined space.

If the distance of the female offends the male, the male can sue the other.

Grant quickly took a photo, turned on his light brain quietly, and posted a series of "ahhhh" on Starnet.

Cavalli is number one in the world: I see it!Garcia!In that restaurant! ! 【A thick mosaic? jpg】

The elevator quickly sent Grant to the corresponding floor, and he turned off his optical brain and walked out.

The elevator sank quickly again, and Grant had a brainstorm. Is there any place worth visiting in the vicinity, and the conclusion is that there is no.

So, can he eat melons in the front row at close range today! !

-

Gu Yan dressed up carefully for half an hour, and then came to the restaurant early.

His attitude is not the arrogance or indifference that males are used to, and he is tall and slender, and he looks like a subfemale in appearance - or a particularly good-looking one.

Therefore, at first, the staff in the restaurant thought that Gu Yan was waiting for his male insect, but who knew that after a while, a male insect that walked in actually went to another table.In the end, the one sitting next to Gu Yan turned out to be a female insect.

He clearly saw the male looking deeply at the table, as if he knew him.The waiter who was wiping the glasses was puzzled.

The male who knew Gu Yan was undoubtedly Grant.

He felt as if he had gotten it for real, Gu Yan was really in this restaurant, so why did Garcia come to the restaurant?date!

Grant, who was led by the waiter, wandered in the sky, his head was full of rushing to eat melons passionately in front of his head. The blind date was not happy, but eating melons was happy.

Maybe God heard his voice. When the waiter led Grant to the table, his blind date just put away his optical brain.It may be that the brightness of his light screen is too high, or the screen setting is too large. In short, Grant saw the star network page of the blind date.

It's the topic of eating melons.

Also saw his ID.

Grant sat down, and he whispered, "Crisp peaches or soft peaches?"

The other party's pupils trembled, and then answered in a low voice: "Cavali is number one in the world?"

The two sides looked at each other, and both of them had an insight into each other's sand sculpture and eating melon hobbies, and reached a consensus.

Crispy Tao or Ruan Tao's real name is Chi Taozi, he whispered to Grant that Gu Yan's table was next door.

Grant saw Gu Yan when he entered the door, but he didn't expect that after walking around, he was still next to Gu Yan.

"Where did you place it on purpose?" Grant asked.

Eating melons is also moral, and tracking and searching is very disgusting.

"No, after I arrived, I saw the news of him coming to Tiegerd, and then found him." Chi Taozi said very firmly, "He must have arrived after I arrived, otherwise, with this good looks, how could I not?" Find him!"

Grant thought about it, and felt that he had no way to refute Chi Taozi, which was indeed the case.

The two worms looked at each other and reached a consensus again.

At this time, Garcia also arrived at the next table.

Garcia walked to the dining table, he looked a little frustrated, he didn't expect Gu Yan to arrive early.Making Gu Yan wait for him for so long must have left a bad impression on Gu Yan.

Then I thought angrily, ah, I forgot to change my clothes, too bad.

Gu Yan stood up and pulled out the chair for him.

"I seem to be late." Garcia didn't say anything, but said in a low voice.

To let the male worm wait for him is simply...

"Why? I came early." Gu Yan poured him a glass of sparkling water, the slightly blue liquid dripped from the mouth of the bottle, and the ice cubes in the glass slowly floated up with the water level.

"I just sat there for a while." Gu Yan looked at him with a smile in his eyes, and pushed the sparkling water with ice cubes over, "I think the lime-flavored sparkling water tastes good—you Why don't you sit down?"

Garcia stared at the ice block slowly floating up. After watching for a while, his heart calmed down inexplicably.

So he took the sparkling water and sat down obediently.

The atmosphere of the restaurant is rendered very well, and the ingenious design separates each table into a different space.

Gu Yan set the location by the window. From the floor-to-ceiling windows, you can see the domed building and the floating bridge glowing with blue light. There are some small aircraft flying across the sky along the guidance of the robot. Below the bridge is the continuous flow of maglev vehicles.

"I just sat here and discovered a very interesting thing." Gu Yan said with a smile.

"Look," he turned his head and swiped his hand in the air, combining the track of the aircraft maglev vehicle with the suspension bridge, "what does this look like?"

"Is it... love?" Garcia leaned over to look, and those seemingly ordinary scenes just happened to form the word "love" in the Zerg script.

"I was also surprised when I saw it. Maybe that's why this restaurant is so popular." Gu Yan said, "If the lights are on when it's dark at night, it will definitely look better."

Garcia imagined for a moment, then nodded in agreement.

"When I saw it, I just wanted to come at night." Gu Yan looked away from the window, but the golden sunlight seemed to still stay in his eyes, "But I really want to see you earlier , so it’s best to be like this now.”

Garcia couldn't speak, but his face was already red.

"If you had come earlier, I would have focused all my attention on you, how could I have discovered this." Gu Yan didn't change his face, "This may be the common saying in the Federation, "It's a blessing in disguise." "

Garcia's face looked very suitable for frying eggs. He mumbled a delirious voice from his throat, "Well...it must be conspicuous when you come at night, but it's not so obvious during the day..."

Gu Yan nodded, "I think so too, so let's come at night next time."

Garcia didn't understand why there was an extra agreement suddenly. He subconsciously felt that something was wrong, so he froze for a moment.

Gu Yan looked at Garcia with his golden eyes that were as sweet as flowing honey, "Isn't it good?"

"Okay... okay." Garcia couldn't resist, and agreed in a dazed way.

Gu Yan laughed and continued to talk to Garcia.

-

"What are you doing?" Grant looked strangely at Chi Taozi, who had been writing furiously since Gu Yan spoke the third sentence.

Chi Taozi didn't raise his head, "Take notes!"

No wonder he was able to meet General Garcia, who is famous for his seriousness and dignity. He thought it was because of his face before, but now it seems that he underestimated Gu Yan!

The alien male is so terrifying!

Grant looked at the strange Chi Taozi, shook his head, refreshed his optical brain, and the news flooded into his homepage all of a sudden——

Garcia drugged the male;

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