[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

By the end of the year, the Yang brothers were busy in their respective positions.

Counting the entertainment to be attended, the economic awards ceremony, the company's internal celebrations, and dinners, Ah Chu's social gatherings in December are simply more than the sum of other months.At the end of each year, there is a high incidence of theft, snatching and other property infringement cases. The police station's prevention and control level has been improved, and patrol tasks have been intensified. Aci is busy working overtime and has to catch up with the year-end summary materials.Both of them were too busy scratching their hair, and they had to deal with various problems of the two children when they got home, so they didn't have time to communicate and talk at all.

This state lasted until after the New Year's Day holiday, and Ah Ci's days off from continuous overtime work finally arrived.

His long-term black and white work experience has made him know how to enjoy vacations.In the past, as long as he caught up with the rest day, he usually didn't get out of bed until lunch, and there was another record that he didn't get up until dinner.Of course, this kind of schedule is affected by many external factors. For example, Ah Chu can be free to pick up and drop off the children, and at the same time, he is not too free to go to the company. If this guy stays at home, it will definitely disturb his good sleep. .

One day, he huddled under the quilt, ready to break the record, and slept until eight o'clock in the evening, but was woken up by Ah Chu at eight o'clock in the morning.

"Before the bear hibernates, it needs to store a lot of food in its stomach, otherwise it will get up and look for food before spring comes." Ah Chu said by the bedside, in the tone of telling a fairy tale to Ai Zhong Aihua.

Ah Ci turned over impatiently, and hid his face under the quilt again.

"Don't bother! I don't care if you sleep late, but you must eat something first."

"I'm not a bear!" Ah Ci frowned at him.

"Yeah, how can a bear be treated like you, the plate is delivered to the pillow, and there are only two steps left to open and shut up." Ah Chu brought a plate of fruit salad in front of him.

Ah Ci narrowed his eyes, glanced across the plate, and fixed on a cherry tomato.

Ah Chu understood his look, immediately inserted the cherry tomato with a fork, and brought it to his lips.

Ah Ci opened his mouth to take it, chewing slowly, his eyes turned to the fruit on the plate, looking for the next target.

Ah Chu moved the fork to a piece of kiwi, and gestured.Ah Ci immediately curled his lips to the right, signaling him to choose the piece of pineapple next to the kiwi.A Chu laughed and fed him a pineapple, jokingly said, "Eat some fruit, it's like the emperor giving a sign at night."

Ah Ci chewed on the pineapple, followed the situation his brother described, and said casually: "Ah Chu serves the bed."

After he finished speaking, he immediately realized that something was wrong, but it was too late, Ah Chu had already put the plate on the bedside table, and said with a smile while taking off his clothes, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, the storage and service are satisfactory to you!"

"Wait a minute! We agreed to let me sleep in after eating the fruit!" Ah Ci regretted endlessly, thinking that his brain circuit must be abnormal due to lack of sleep, otherwise there would be no reasonable explanation for the rhythm of death. .

"It's okay! Brother sleeps with you, you can be lazy." Ah Chu unequivocally distorted the meaning of "sleep late" and directly pressed it.

"Aizhong Aihua hasn't been sent to kindergarten yet, has she?"

"It's okay. It's rare for me to be free. It's okay to see the child by myself for a day, so I won't send it to kindergarten."

"Hey!" Ah Ci had a premonition that his plan for [-] o'clock in the evening was completely ruined. He just thought that his brother had brought food and probably didn't lock the door properly, so he reminded helplessly, "Lock the door first!"

"What's the lock? Uncle Niu never goes upstairs, and Aizhong Aihua is still sleeping in!" After Ah Chu explained, he didn't give his younger brother a chance to refute, and blocked it with his lips.

Naturally, there is no need to say more about the later things, but after the incident, Ah Ci was smoking a cigarette and finding fault with nothing: "You can get it if you don't lock the door, don't lock it tightly, leave such a big gap, let alone change the air. of."

"Really?" Ah Chu tilted his head and looked at the crack in the door, without taking it to heart, he said casually, "I came in with a plate in my hand, maybe I forgot to push the door shut with my elbow...be careful next time. "

...I'm the little guy who pokes through the cracks of the door to watch...

After working overtime on New Year's Day and taking a short break, the overall situation ushered in an even more crazy Spring Festival duty.

When Ah Cheng was free, he went to Zhong Lang's office to buy New Year's goods through the Internet.He still asked Ah Ci to give his opinion, and he still regarded Ah Ci's opinion as an elimination item.Ah Ci also understands this guy's psychology, so he always makes suggestions that are contrary to his original intention.The two often occupy the boss's office arguing over some small details of shopping, and Zhong Lang doesn't mind - working overtime has no time to go shopping, and online shopping is also human.Occasionally, when he is in a good mood, he will also help out with suggestions.But when you are in a bad mood, you have to take care of yourself...

When Ah Ci saw Zhong Lang walk into the room with a bad face, he immediately bumped Ah Cheng with his elbow.

Who knew that Ah Cheng was having a good time shopping, he didn't take his eyes off the LCD screen, didn't look at his face at all, and even called Zhong Lang to come over and comment: "Boss! What gift do you think I will give my mother-in-law this year to make her happy?"

"Ask your mother-in-law!" Zhong Lang angrily choked Ah Cheng.

Ah Cheng asked Ah Ci in a low voice in a daze: "What's the matter?"

Ah Ci slightly shrugged his shoulders, it is better to speak less at this time.

"I'm not talking about you, you should pay attention! It's working hours now, don't treat online shopping as a business! Look at your posture, if Director Du pushes the door and walks in, you can grab him and instantly kill him." Zhong Lang still insisted. With a straight face, he raised his hand at them, "It's a meeting."

Zhong Lang speaks very funny on weekdays. Even in meetings, after conveying the spirit of his superiors and assigning work tasks, he will always add some comments from his personal perspective to make the atmosphere more relaxed.For example, in response to a certain strict new discipline, he will comfort everyone, "There is nothing wrong with this, just wash up and sleep if you can't do it." He doesn’t have the ability, so don’t keep thinking about grabbing the psychologist’s job”; when talking about the case of being expelled due to torture to extract a confession, he will sincerely regret, “This buddy is too honest, and he doesn’t avoid the camera when he does it!”

However, in this meeting, he only mentioned his work, not joking, obviously he was not in the right state.

Ah Cheng whispered to Ah Ci: "I guess the party committee was criticized just now?"

Ah Ci didn't want to be cannon fodder with him, so he simply pretended not to hear.

Ah Cheng added: "Or he was punished by his wife to kneel on the motherboard again."

"That's all I have to say." Zhong Lang closed his work notes and glanced at Ah Cheng, "Now Ah Cheng will speak."

Ah Cheng was startled: "What did I say?"

Zhong Lang said: "I see that you talked very happily just now, I will give you a chance to communicate with everyone."

"No, I think what you just said is quite right." Ah Cheng patted the leader's ass in embarrassment, begging to let him go.

"Isn't it? I think you were chatting for a long time by yourself just now, like a stand-up comic." Zhong Lang twitched the corners of his mouth, "The Political Department is urging for a program, and I think you are the only one in our department!"

Ah Cheng waved his hands, and said with a bitter face: "Don't, don't! We all know that the office produced a sketch this time, and the police station reported it to Errenzhuan. I said that cross talk is definitely not as funny as them. Isn't it self-defeating?"

Zhong Lang snorted softly, and finally stopped making fun of him: "To be honest, everyone should enjoy the show. Don't push Lao Kong to dance the fan dance anymore. The old comrades have danced for more than ten years. Let's do something." Is it fresh?"

Lao Kong immediately said cheerfully: "It's okay, boss, I can change into a performance costume, and it will be fresh."

"Director Zhao from the Political Department urged me to sign up for the program this morning. I said I would let you appear this year, but he immediately stopped urging me. Let me consider the audience's mood. I would rather persuade you to come down than not to be on the program. Zhong Lang looked at each of them in a blink of an eye, "Everyone is very talented, why can't we produce a novel program? Do you have to let other departments say that we don't understand art?"

"Boss, Lili is good at everything besides serious work!" Ah Cheng seized the opportunity, boldly exposed, and tried to take the crime and make meritorious service.

Lili immediately quit: "What are you talking about! Why am I not good at my job? It's like I'm not doing my job properly."

"Sister, don't get me wrong, you are full of artistic cells! It's a waste of talent to do a proper job!" Ah Cheng said, "Even if there is no singing and dancing, grab 100 skewers of meat tendons, 20 skewers of bloody kidneys, and 30 skewers of sheep whips. , It’s exciting enough to finish eating and bowing within 2 minutes!”

Lili's face was rarely uncomfortable, and she said awkwardly: "Don't talk nonsense! I don't eat sheep whip!"

Zhong Lang also felt that what Ah Cheng had said was too much, and mentioning a whip to a lesbian was like telling a nasty joke.So he reassured Lili and said, "Ah Cheng is an old hooligan, so don't talk to him! But our department usually only has dinner and karaoke for entertainment, and you can't show your talent. Since the branch party provides a stage, why not go Show off?"

Lili was obviously moved by the persuasion, she turned her head to look at Ah Ci, and hesitated again.

Zhong Lang raised his eyebrows: "You are not a hesitant person, tell me, how can we cooperate?"

Lili broke her heart: "I want to dance Latin, but I don't have a partner."

Zhong Lang nodded: "Very good! You dance Latin, and let Lao Kong do a fan dance in the back to set you off. It's also a mix and match, fresh enough!"

Lili looked at Lao Kong in embarrassment, and Lao Kong also looked at her in embarrassment.Zhong Lang managed to smirk and said: "You're kidding! It's agreed to let Lao Kong rest. I remember Ah Ci has a basic foundation in dancing, so let him dance with you."

Ah Ci sighed in his heart, even if he didn't speak, he could lie down and be cannon fodder, what kind of world is this!He hastily declined: "Time is too tight, I haven't danced for many years, I'm afraid I won't be able to practice well, and it will hinder Lili."

"That's better than the few of us who have no foundation." Zhong Lang rested his chin with one hand, and said, "Let's end the meeting first, Ah Ci will come with me to the office."

Ah Ci nodded and followed him.

Zhong Lang closed the door, put his work notes on the desk, blew on the tea leaves floating in the cup, and said, "I want to tell you the same thing, if it is gold, it will shine. .”

Ah Ci said, "It's not that I don't want to be on stage. I'm just afraid that if I don't have enough rehearsal time, I'll make a fool of myself if I fail."

"Don't you often go to sing and dance after get off work? Why don't you have time after rehearsal?"

"That was before, and now I have to pick up and drop off two nephews, and I rarely have time to go out to play." A Ci directly stated the facts.

"What do you want?"

"Give me and Lili 5 days off to rehearse."

"2 days."

"4 days."

"3 days, this is the bottom line, otherwise there is no talk!"

"Okay." Ah Ci resisted the urge to shout "deal", and did not let this conversation become a market transaction.

Zhong Lang took a sip of tea before saying, "If you're so good at bargaining, you should go do business with your brother."

Ah Ci has always been sensitive to Zhong Lang's mention of Ah Chu, and the shame of the exposure of his privacy made him immediately abandon the idea of ​​refusing to be cannon fodder. Dealing with people is naturally good at bargaining."

Zhong Lang's face turned dark again in an instant, and Ah Ci suddenly understood that Zhong Lang's low pressure today happened to come from the non-stop Yu Qiyang. Let Lili know now!"

Xin Lili was quite surprised when she heard about it: "I saw you resigning just now, and thought you didn't want to perform with me."

"Why?" Ah Ci raised his eyebrows, pretending to be puzzled, "Do you think there is some deep hatred between us?"

"No, I was thinking too much... Fortunately, you agreed, I was really afraid that the boss would let Lao Kong dance with me."

"Actually, that's quite different." Ah Ci smiled unkindly. He picked up the desk calendar and looked at it. "Next Tuesday and Thursday will be a rehearsal and a formal performance on Friday, so we'd better do it this Thursday, Wuhe will ask for leave next Monday, so that he can take five consecutive days off."

"You mean, go to dance practice from Thursday to next Monday?"

"No, just practice for one day and rest for four days." Ah Ci raised his index finger, "Keep it a secret from others, just say we practiced for five days."

"You use line dancing as a cover, what is your plan?" Lili asked tentatively, "Are you going on a trip with someone you like?"

Ah Ci scratched his head, he had to follow along after the lie was made up, so he could only say: "Well..."

"Will you confess?"

"Well, it depends."

"Then I wish you good luck." Lili rolled her eyes, "waiting for your good news."

"Okay." Ah Ci nodded with a smile, but his heart began to worry.Making up lies is a technical job, and you must keep in mind every new setting while being interlocking and logical.It seems that there needs to be a long-term interaction between him and this virtual crush.