[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

When Ah Ci was a child, he often met women his father brought home for the night, and naturally there were some strange things about not treating him as an outsider.Those who want to become Mrs. Yang in a legitimate way must show a lot of love and care for Ah Ci.And there is no one who only wants to have a good time in life, and for the face of Boss Yang, he will give the child who is in the way a smile, but when he turns around, he will show disgust.Ah Ci grew up in this kind of environment, so he naturally understands that no one "steals" their family's oil bottles today, and that woman is talking about Ai Zhong Aihua, the two "oil bottles" behind her back.

Ah Ci looked at the two nephews distressedly. The children don't understand the word at the moment, which reduces the damage, but they will understand sooner or later.

There was no sound in the upstairs study, probably Ah Chu had hung up the phone, so Ah Ci went up to look for him.

"I'm back." Ah Chu leaned on the chair and greeted him across the table.

"Yeah." Ah Ci could see that he was a little tired, and expected him to be in a bad mood, so he decided to avoid talking about the oil bottle, and handed him the enrollment brochure of the Children's Palace, "I went there just now, the environment is very good , and there are many types of courses.”

"I've heard of this school. Boss Jin's two sons take classes here." Ah Chu thought for a while holding the enrollment brochure, and then said: "Only English, pottery, piano and martial arts recruit 3-year-olds. We can only report to these few doors first.”

"Okay, I need to cultivate my interest slowly, but pottery is probably more popular." Ah Ci is very optimistic about pottery classes, because children generally like to play with sand and mud.And the two little guys in his family have a lot of ghost ideas, maybe they will have amazing ideas.

"Then it's settled. I will arrange the registration in the next two days. From next Saturday, send them to the Children's Palace." Ah Chu put down the enrollment brochure, crossed his hands, and looked up at Ah Ci, "Today at the party , some unpleasant things, I heard Ai Zhong Aihua tell you just now... I thought that no one knew the two children, and would not notice. But maybe it is because they don't show up often that it is easier to arouse others' attention Discussion. This is my negligence, and I will try to avoid this situation in the future. But they will know the meaning of that word one day. I want to explain it to them gradually, get vaccinated in advance, and learn to deal with it normally.”

"Isn't this inappropriate?" Ah Ci frowned and thought for a while, then reluctantly said, "Let's talk about it when we are older."

"If they heard it from others first, I'm afraid they won't be able to accept it for a while." Ah Chu paused, and then said, "When I was young, I heard it from others. I even ran to ask my mother, 'Do you think I'm a burden too?' , on the contrary, it made her cry, so I dare not mention it again."

"I remember, I should have gone straight to my dad's room to make a fuss. I insisted on clinging to him to sleep, and that woman's nose was almost crooked." Ah Ci finished speaking, and sighed again, "We were both six years old at that time. , but they are only three years old, you have to try to come when you say..."

"Ok, I know."

……

The next day, Ah Ci replaced Ah Si and took the two nephews to kindergarten.

Dropping off earlier in the morning didn't affect going to work on time, but the time to pick up the children was too early, and he had to take the nephews to the police station, and it took another hour to get off work.

Zhong Lang shook his head and sighed, "This time your elder brother can save your worries."

Since the last "Xinghe Incident", whenever Ah Ci heard Zhong Lang mention Ah Chu, he always felt that there was something in the other party's words, that they were making fun of another relationship between their brothers.But he couldn't ask the matter clearly, so he could only choose to keep silent.

Xin Lili, on the other hand, was as usual, carrying big and small bags of snacks to share all day long, as if she had never confessed her love or been declined.Girls from other families can be so free and easy, so Ah Ci naturally cooperates and pretends that this is not the case.However, since he took the two children with him all day, the number of times he went out to play with her plummeted. He only brought Ah Cheng and Liu Yunpu occasionally at noon to play a few double games of badminton.

On Saturday, Aizhong Aihua attended classes at the Children's Palace for the first time.Ah Chu and Ah Ci watched through the glass window for a while, seeing that they were not running around or making trouble, but only concentrating on kneading mud, they left in peace.

The two went to a nearby coffee shop to pass the time.

Ah Chu took a sip of coffee and reminded Ah Ci, who was habitually crazily adding sugar: "Taste first, Mocha is sweet enough!"

After hearing this, Ah Ci reluctantly took a sip, and then resolutely continued the action just now.

Ah Chu said helplessly: "Eating too much sugar is also bad for your health. And some studies have shown that eating too much sugar will accelerate cell aging."

"I'm not afraid of old age." Ah Ci said indifferently.

"Still gaining weight." Ah Chu narrowed his eyes and puffed his mouth, "It's like this."

"I'm not afraid of being fat either." Ah Ci said not as firmly as before, obviously more scruples.Although Ah Chu with a steamed bun face is very cute, but this cute face is not suitable for him, let's forget it.He stirred the coffee with a spoon and did not scoop up the sugar.

Ah Chu raised his eyebrows and smiled, but he didn't say anything about his care for beauty.

Ah Ci drank a few sips and said disgustedly: "I really don't understand why you like to drink these!"

"If you don't like it, don't force it. Give me this cup, and you can order another pot of tea." Ah Chu grabbed his cup, turned it 180 degrees on purpose, and took a sip from the position where he just drank, "It's so sweet .”

Molesting people don't even look at the place!Ah Ci rolled his eyes at him: "This is a public place, don't keep your mouth open like you are at home!"

Ah Chu was surprised: "You put so much sugar, it's so sweet, why don't you tell me?"

Embarrassed, Ah Ci snatched the cup back and said, "Don't drink it if it's too sweet! I'll drink it myself!"

"What a rivalry!" Ah Chu had nothing to do with him, "Really, you should drink tea."

"Tea is not as good as coffee!" Ah Ci stopped complaining about the strange taste of coffee.

"Then what kind of drink do you like to drink?" Ah Chu couldn't figure it out. Could it be that the cheap black tea in the criminal investigation team was used for entertaining guests?His younger brother doesn't seem to like any drink, nor has he strongly rejected it. He usually drinks whatever he offers, and he doesn't praise him after drinking it.

"I let you use all the drinks I like to clean the toilet!"

Ah Chu was startled and asked, "You mean toilet cleaner?"

"It's Coca-Cola!" Ah Ci emphasized through gritted teeth, "The last time the sub-bureau distributed my two boxes, you dumped them all in the toilet!"

"Ah Ci, I really can't drink Coke." Ah Chu sighed, "You don't know, a company has a cupboard of Coke in the tea room because of the sponsorship of the Coke manufacturer, and let the employees drink whatever they want. The company smells like carbonated soda. And because there are unlimited drinks for free, some brain-dead executives show their love with the company’s Coke! Later, from the president to the small clerks, everyone who often drinks Coke has an IQ as if they have stepped on the gas pedal Jump down, you can't even stop!"

Ah Ci answered impatiently: "Is the ending of this story the company finally going bankrupt?"

"No!" Ah Chu shook his index finger and said proudly, "An executive who drank coffee suppressed the toxins accumulated by drinking Coke for a long time, and kicked out the brain-dead president and employees. It is said that on the first day he took office, he pretended to be Cabinets full of Coke were given to competitors for free."

Ah Ci twitched the corner of his mouth: "Is this story nonsense?"

"Of course!"

He shamelessly admitted it!Ah Ci couldn't stand it and said, "Why do you slander others like this? How did the Coke Company offend you?"

Ah Chu spread his hands: "I didn't give me the advertising fee!"

……

Two hours later, the brothers returned to the Children's Palace to pick up the children.

After a pottery class, most of the children's works are cups, and a few are bowls.Only Ai Zhong made a small bottle with a small mouth, and Ai Hua sat next to him and played with a small mud ball, completely uninspired.

Ah Chu and Ah Ci returned to the car with one in their arms.

When Ah Ci started the car, Ah Chu pointed to Ai Zhong's work and asked, "Do you want to use it to hold water?"

Ai Zhong shook her head, and stuffed the bottle to Ah Chu: "For you."

"Send me?" Ah Chu was slightly startled, and then asked, "Don't you guys like uncle more, why don't you send him?"

"I'm afraid you'll be angry." Ai Zhong pursed her lips, a little nervous, "Last time someone stole our oil bottle, and you got angry. So I thought, make an oil bottle to make up for it."

When Ah Ci heard this, he felt mixed feelings in his heart.I was moved by Ai Zhong's thoughtfulness and understanding, but also saddened by the name Tuoyouping.Looking up at his brother from the rearview mirror, he found that Ah Chu was gently stroking the tops of the two sons' heads, and he probably felt uncomfortable.

Ah Chu was silent for a while, before speaking: "They are not talking about stealing oil bottles, but 'dripping oil bottles'."

"Brother!" Ah Ci frowned, still not thinking that he should tell the truth to such a young child.

"I have a measure." Ah Chu said calmly.

Aihua couldn't help asking: "What is a drag oil bottle?"

Ah Chu continued to explain: "This is an impolite name, and it usually refers to children with only one parent in the family. They were talking about you that day, so Dad was angry."

"But we don't have only one parent." Ai Zhong retorted immediately, "We have a father and an uncle."

"Yes, but many people don't have uncles, so you can't explain clearly to them." Ah Chu tilted his head and asked the two sons, "Think about it, what should you do next time you hear someone say that?"

"I know! 'Accidentally' smashed the cake on her!" Ai Zhong rushed to answer.

"No! I still want to eat the cake!" Aihua corrected, shaking his hands, "I need to find my uncle and argue with her!"

"No way, a man has to solve the problem by himself." Ah Chu finally announced the correct answer, "Say directly 'talking about other people's family affairs is impolite and uneducated behavior.' And say it loudly, the more people who hear it, the better .do you understand?"

"Understood!" The two brothers said in unison.

Ah Ci didn't want them to walk around the oil bottle with their mouths open and shut, so he started to interrupt, implying that Ah Chu would accept it as soon as they saw a good deal: "Aihua, why didn't you make a finished product?"

"Yes, here!" Aihua held up the little mud ball and said seriously.

Ah Ci glanced at it, thinking that this kid would really be lazy: "Is this a pinball?"

"No, it's the cap!" Aihua gently put the small mud ball on Aizhong's oil bottle, just blocking the mouth of the bottle.

Ah Chu asked amusedly, "Is it for me too?"

"Ok!"

"Thank you!" Ah Chu put his arms around the two babies, and kissed each of their cheeks, "Next time, remember to pinch one for uncle, it must be exactly like mine!"

"No problem!" Aihua, who was in charge of pinching the ball, responded confidently.

Ai Zhong didn't dare to say anything - it was too difficult for him to make an identical bottle.

……

Ah Ci thought that the problem of single-parent families had been completely resolved, but soon he found out that he was wrong.

One day when he went to the Children's Palace to pick up his two nephews, Aihua asked him as soon as he got in the car: "Uncle, you and Dad, who is the mother?"

Ah Ci was speechless about this bad question: "Why do you ask this suddenly?"

"Because the teacher said that every family has a father and a mother, I don't know what you and your father are called."

Ah Ci asked nervously, "Did you ask the teacher that in class?"

"No." Aihua blinked, "The teacher said that our mother was the one who gave birth to us, but I haven't figured it out yet. Was I born by you or by my father?"

"...your dad."

Ai Zhong heard it from the side, and asked anxiously: "Then was I born by you, or by my father?"

"You two are twins! Of course they are the same!" Ah Ci no longer wanted to repeat the answer just now.

Ai Zhong said in embarrassment: "But finance and gold medals are also twins, one was born by father and the other was born by mother."

"Where did you get the King Kong gold medal?" Ah Ci made him confused.

"It's finance and the gold medal." Ai Zhong corrected him, "The twins who are in class with us. Finance said he was born by his mother, and the gold medal was born by his father. What about me?"

"...It wasn't born by me anyway."

The world is really big, full of wonders!Ah Ci felt that the world was too chaotic, and his nearly 30 years of life experience was not enough to digest such illogical content.

However, after listening to his report, Ah Chu expressed his understanding: "I have business dealings with Boss Jin. Just play with the twins."