[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

Since Ah Chu was mistaken by Liu Yunpu and dragged into the police station, he has become a frequent visitor here.Originally, it was only a 10-minute walk from Chunhe Hospital, but he came here every now and then to look for Ah Ci.

Facts have proved that the fair and serious people's police are actually very gossip.The news that Yang Muchi had a twin doctor elder brother spread quickly in the police station.The policewomen who were in love with Ah Ci couldn't sit still, and half of them overturned the wall. The two brothers, one gentleman and elegant, the other imposing, are not of the same type, and it is reasonable to say that it is difficult to empathize.But most of the girls nowadays are color-controlled, and there is no pressure to climb the wall.Besides, Police Officer Yang never had that intention, and it would be more likely to chase his brother instead.

Ah Ci thought he would be quieter this way, but he didn't expect those matchmakers and wall-climbers to still chase him and ask questions.It's just that the question changed from "Do you have a date?", "What type do you like?" to "Does your brother have a date?", "What type does your brother like?", which made Ah Ci extremely annoying.

When Ah Chu came to the police station again, Ah Ci couldn't help asking him: "Why have you been here so often lately? Who have you taken a fancy to?"

Ah Chu said innocently: "Heaven and earth conscience, I came to see you."

Ah Ci pretended to be displeased and said, "Don't use me as a shield! Do you know that because of you, my place is about to become a matchmaker?"

Ah Chu smiled and said, "It's very good to open a matchmaking agency! First collect the money, then introduce, and guarantee the income in drought and flood!"

Ah Ci couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed: "You really look like a profiteer, it would be a pity if you don't take over from Dad."

"Please forgive me! Don't remind Dad of this!" Ah Chu immediately begged for mercy, "Don't do to others what you don't want to do to yourself."

"It's not that I don't want to take over from him, but I'm bad at math!" Ah Ci showed his shield, full of confidence, "You are different, last time I lent money to Liu Yunpu, you are a master at counting money by eye. "

Ah Chu waved his hand modestly: "You can't be a good boss if you only know how to count money, at most you can be a good cashier."

Just as he was talking, the computer beeped an alarm.Ah Chu was taken aback when he heard the sound, thinking that there was something urgent.

"It's okay, internal notifications are like this, so don't be nervous." Ah Ci has long been used to the scarier notification sound than when Kaspersky detected the virus, moved to the computer to receive the notification, and explained, "It's a vacation notification, starting next week Take turns traveling."

"Where are you going to travel?"

"This time, there are Hainan, Yunnan, Shaanxi and Jiangxi to choose from, and you can sign up freely. How about it, the benefits here are good, right?"

"Then where are you going?"

"I've been to Hainan a few times, and Yunnan too... I really want to go to Shaanxi. After seeing the Terracotta Warriors, I can go to Mount Hua."

Ah Chu unconsciously frowned slightly: "Mount Hua must be steep, right?"

"Well, steepness is worth the challenge. That's it!" Ah Ci had already made his choice.

Ah Chu didn't make a sound, just watched the notification content silently for a while, and suddenly asked: "Can you still bring your family?"

"Yes, but the family members have to pay half of the travel expenses."

"It's easy to say. Remember to sign up for me." Ah Chu spread his hands and continued, "I will take annual leave next week, and I will be idle when I am idle."

"The dean is too kind to you, isn't he? He's granted annual leave after only three months of work!" Ah Ci looked at him, "You spend so much money traveling with us, who are you looking for? Tell me, I'm fine." Help you encourage people to choose Shaanxi."

"Since you're curious, I'll tell you. I actually fell in love with..." Ah Chu deliberately slowed down his speech and said after whetting his appetite, "I've fallen in love with Mount Hua."

……

In fact, most people in the police station tend to travel to Hainan or Yunnan.But because the golden bachelor Yang Muci and his eldest brother joined the Shaanxi tour group, the policewomen immediately turned around and signed up one after another, preparing to go to Huashan for a showdown.

On the train, everyone gathered to play killing games to pass the time.

Ah Ci is not ostentatious, no matter what status card he draws, he is equally calm, and he is rarely picked out for a referendum.Ah Chu, on the other hand, was okay when he was a civilian or a policeman, but he lost the chain as soon as he drew the killer card, and he didn't know how to refute when he was suspected, and was finally voted to death in silence.

"You should say 'it's not me' anyway!" Ah Ci was convinced by this elder brother.

Ah Chu shook his head and admitted defeat: "I'm obviously a killer, so it's not good to lie casually?"

"Don't tell me that you haven't lied since you were a child!" Ah Ci reminded, "You lied to Dad the day you just returned to China, saying that the plane was delayed."

Ah Chu felt aggrieved, "It's because he was afraid that he would blame you for being late to pick up the plane, so he had to bite the bullet and lie!"

Ah Ci ran on him: "Oh, so you don't lie casually, you only lie casually about things related to me?"

Ah Chu continued to explain: "You know it's not, it's different!"

Ah Ci snickered, thinking that the little white rabbit was too innocent, so it's better not to bully him anymore.

It was not until a long time later that Ah Ci realized that this guy was indeed not a casual liar, because the highest state of lying is to make everyone believe, including the liar himself.If you play tricks on this kind of game, you will reduce your own credibility.Ah Chu would definitely not do this kind of loss-making business.

……

After arriving in Xi'an, everyone went directly to the Daming Palace Ruins Park and the Gao Family Courtyard.The schedule for the next few days was more compact, and I visited the Terracotta Warriors Museum, Big Wild Goose Pagoda, Famen Temple, and Huaqing Pool.Ah Chu was quite gregarious, and quickly got along with everyone, but it was a bit disappointing when he arrived in Huashan.

As soon as he entered the tourist area, Ah Chu suggested to Ah Ci: "Let's take the cable car up."

Ah Ci was puzzled: "Didn't you come to visit Huashan? Don't you want to climb up to feel it yourself?"

"If you're in the mountains, you can't see the whole picture. It's nice to take the cable car."

Ah Ci raised his eyebrows: "So when you said 'looking at Mount Hua', the focus was on 'seeing', not 'going up'?"

Ah Chu shrugged: "I never agree to use the reason of challenge or conquest to trample what I like under my feet."

"There are quite a lot of nonsense! If you don't exercise all the time, how can your body coordination get better?" Ah Ci disagreed, and forced him to walk up the mountain. "Today I will take you to experience the fun of mountain climbing."

As a "little white rabbit", Ah Chu really has no position to insist on, so he can only follow his younger brother to the mountains, and he doesn't live in his heart and secretly sighs that a scholar has met a soldier, and he can't explain why.

Ah Chu followed them to the halfway up the mountain, already panting from exhaustion.It cannot be said that he is weak, because this bunch of policemen are not human at all!Climbing a mountain is the same as training, and there is absolutely no chance for people to breathe.Ah Ci did what he said, dragging him all the way, encouraging him not to fall behind.In the end, Ah Chu couldn't move his legs anymore. Looking at the mountaintop in the clouds, he shook his hands and said, "I can only go here, and I won't participate in your sword discussion."

Ah Ci still hasn't given up: "Brother, think about it, 21 of us came here together, but there are 20 of us in the group photo on the top of the mountain, without you alone, how bad it feels!"

Ah Chu shook his head: "I really don't mind, I know PS!"

"Why don't you take a break first?" Ah Ci finally let go, but Ah Chu's first break lasted for 10 minutes.Looking at the backs of his colleagues getting smaller and smaller, Ah Ci had mixed feelings in his heart, and suddenly said, "Brother, do you know what the furthest distance in the world is?"

Ah Chu was drinking a drink, when he heard what he said, he almost choked.Isn’t this a Tagore’s prose poem——the furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don’t know that I love you; the furthest distance in the world is not when I stand in front of you In front of you, you don't know that I love you, but love you to the point of obsession, but you can't say I love you; the furthest distance in the world is not that I can't say I love you, but that you miss you so much, but you can only feel deeply. Buried in my heart; the furthest distance in the world is not that I can't say I miss you, but that I love each other but can't be together...

When Ah Chu quickly searched the full text of this poem in his memory, Ah Ci looked at the top of the mountain and said his answer: "The farthest distance in the world is the top of the mountain, but you refuse to take a step." .”

Ah Chu froze on the spot, and finally realized that the furthest distance in the world is when I reminisce about romance, but you only want to complain.

……

No matter how unwilling Ah Ci was, he could not leave his elder brother and conquer Huashan by himself.In the end, I could only watch my colleagues show a group photo of 19 people on the top of the mountain on the bus, and secretly made up my mind not to take my eldest brother on a trip again.

The short five-day tour is over, but on the return train, everyone has their own thoughts.The wall-climbing Yan controllers couldn't get enough of it, and they always felt that they had missed a good opportunity to get close to the elder brother of the Yang family.The die-hard non-Yan Cong is also reluctant to end the journey like this. Everyone can see that Yang Muci will inevitably return to the state of being busy with work after returning to the police station, and there is no chance to relax and get closer.

That being the case, it is better to go all out and give it a go.

A few policemen came over with poker cards and invited the Yang brothers to play a big adventure.

Who knows, before Ah Chu and Ah Ci agreed, Liu Yunpu became interested first: "Count me in! What are you playing today?"

Yu Xiaojiang stopped him immediately: "The scale is a bit big today. You have a girlfriend, you can't afford it!"

Liu Yunpu stared immediately: "My girlfriend didn't come with me, I can afford it!"

Li Qinhong said coldly: "We can't afford to play with you!"

"Cut! Don't play and pull down!" Liu Yunpu looked embarrassed and moved elsewhere resentfully.

Ah Ci couldn't help raising his eyebrows and asked them: "How big is the scale? Make it clear first, otherwise I won't dare to play."

Li Qinhong hurriedly said: "Don't mind! There is no scale problem, we just don't want to take that kid to play, he loses, cheats, owes money and doesn't pay back, it's no fun to play with him... Ah Ci, let's go on a trip together, don't spoil the fun! "

Who swept Liu Yunpu's interest just now?Ah Ci sighed, seeing the situation, he had to play, and he had to play if he didn't.But since the loser is determined by drawing cards, it is not necessarily a trick - there is only one ghost card, how could it be so memorized?

Ah Chu readily agreed, apparently not having enough knowledge of the game, nor had he done a risk assessment.

Seeing that they all nodded in response, Yu Xiaojiang smiled with satisfaction and announced the rules of this big adventure: the person who draws a joke card, randomly chooses one of the participants to kiss - the joke card obviously changed from a hot yam to an incense stick. cake.For every girl, although the chance of winning is very small, and it may even allow others to get benefits, it is better than spending so much time without results.Now everyone has an equal opportunity, try your luck, maybe you'll get a kiss!Unfortunately, they still don't understand, Yang Muchu doesn't appreciate bold and proactive women, and Yang Muchu also hates the feeling of being controlled by others.

Ah Chu and Ah Ci glanced at each other, and they knew everything in their hearts. The rules of this game are basically unspoken rules.Although the truth is on the surface, it cannot be explained clearly.Calling out now would be ridiculed as being self-indulgent and petty-the girls are all going all out, so why do the two old men have the nerve to say that they can't afford it?

The atmosphere became a little weird.The girls each drew a card, prayed devoutly to turn it over, and then turned over the face of the card... Afterwards, they were full of disappointed expressions——after setting up a game for a long time, they didn't get any benefits, and finally made wedding dresses for others.Everyone fell silent, dawdling and unwilling to reveal their own cards, let alone seeing the dead woman who had drawn a fake card pounce on one of the Yang brothers... But, who is it?Taking the joker card and still being so calm, staying calm for so long?

Obviously, the trick card is in the hands of the brothers.

Seeing that the opportunity came back again, the policewomen quickly cheered up and looked at the two expectantly.

Ah Chu looked at them, showed his cards, and said innocently, "Don't look at me, it's not me."

Ah Ci's face was serious, he put his hand to his lips and coughed lightly to cover up his embarrassment, but he became even more uncomfortable.It made no difference whether he showed his cards or not, anyway, the facts were in front of him.

Ah Chu approached him, glanced at the card, and asked in a calm voice, "Which one are you going to kiss as punishment?"

It's really a pot that can't be opened!Ah Ci glared at him, then glanced at everyone.Yu Xiaojiang showed him a charming smile, and Li Qinhong was already putting on her lipstick...Do you need to be so exaggerated!

Of course he wouldn't naively think that the game is over after kissing!In this case, whoever he chooses means that he has a good impression of whom, so he must be responsible for this kiss!You know, no matter how bold a girl is, she is delicate and sensitive when facing feelings, and it will be difficult to maintain a relationship with colleagues in the future!But... But he really didn't feel it, and he didn't want to develop anyone into a girlfriend!

During the period when Ah Ci was riding a tiger, the tacit understanding between the twins was zero——A Chu was still happy on his own, thankful that he didn't draw a ghost card: "Ah, I'm so nervous! Actually, I started to want to choose Luckily, you drew that card first... oh!"

Ah Ci angrily stretched out his hand to hook Ah Chu's neck, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and pressed his mouth to the opponent's lips—even if he was the one who was punished, he had to be backed by someone!Ah Chu is not a big girl, so she won't let him take responsibility.And this way there is no sense of guilt at all - Yang Muchu!If you want to blame, blame your mouth, you can't speak!Since the misfortune comes from the mouth, it should be punished with the mouth!Besides, a kiss will not lose a piece of meat, brothers should have the same difficulties!