[First time] Burn it, brother-in-law!

Naturally, Ah Ci didn't break into his elder brother's room in the middle of the night—he didn't think there was anything wrong with that joke, and he even forgot it immediately after saying it.It's just that when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and pass by Ah Chu's door, I will be a little disappointed when I see the half-closed door: The little white rabbit sleeps so peacefully, and it really hasn't been frightened.

But this kind of thing can't scare people at all.Even if Yang Muci came out flamboyantly, he wouldn't fall in love with the twin brothers.God knows how horrifying it is to see this face at the airport!In all the film and television works in my impression, those who look similar are old enemies.For example, the Monkey King and the six-eared macaque in "Journey to the West", the true and false queen mother in "The Deer and Ding Tale"... In short, it is a life-and-death competition.Every time Ah Ci faced him, he had to keep telling himself "it's just a little white rabbit" in order to overcome the uneasiness in his heart.

Having said that, even though this guy is "scary" handsome and has shockingly poor motor nerves, Ah Ci firmly believes that the twins have a tacit understanding - since Ah Chu put his jokes behind him and forgot to lock the door, it can be fully proved at this point!So he took it for granted that this innocent and harmless elder brother would feel terrified when he saw his face, and would feel restless.Therefore, in the following period of time, Ah Ci tried his best to talk to him in a pleasant manner, and incidentally made some innocuous jokes to enliven the atmosphere.

In a blink of an eye, Ah Chu has been back to China for more than two months.

During this period of time, it was rare for Ah Ci to follow his father's wishes and try to stay at home except when he was on duty.In fact, since he was a child, he has always hoped to bring some happiness to the family, but every time he ran back from boarding school, he would see his father hugging a strange aunt and having a hot fight, only then did he realize that no one in this family needed him at all.

Ah Chu's arrival changed everything, and the father did not bring the woman home for the night as promised, even though this once again proved that the father was seriously partial to the eldest son.If Ah Chu was a scheming conspirator, Ah Ci would definitely remind his father, and even confront him face to face.However, his eldest brother is really a kind and innocent little white rabbit-he doesn't even understand green hats, so what is it if he is not a little white?

Ah Ci often sighs, his speed and strength are a hundred times stronger than Ah Chu, why is it only a few minutes slower than when he was born?To this day, the little white rabbit is still called "big brother..." Ah Ci sometimes breaks out in cold sweat for him. Doesn't this guy faint when he performs surgery on others?With that in mind, I unconsciously asked.

Ah Chu shook his head: "As long as it's not you or Dad lying on the operating table, I shouldn't pass out."

Ah Ci raised his eyebrows: "Still treated differently? If it's really the two of us waiting for your rescue, wouldn't there be no hope?"

"I can only try to stay calm." Ah Chu sighed, "It's safer to prick yourself first."

Ah Ci listened, smiled and lowered his head.Ah Chu raised his eyebrows, puzzled by his younger brother's reaction.He hadn't realized that his joke contained the attention Ah Ci had always needed but never received.

Ah Ci never thought of himself as an important person. When he was a child, his mother abandoned him and his father sent him to boarding school like a burden. His classmates sang "Only Mom is Good in the World", and no one cared about his feelings.The warmth has been stopped in the year when his mother left, so he always wants to find a gentle and considerate girlfriend. She may not be beautiful, but she must feel like home... He is not good at expressing his feelings, and even thinks that words that care about others Talking nasty.However, Ah Chu expressed concern in this half-joking way, which is not offensive.Looking at the blinking little rabbit, although he is still cute and cute, he is a little different, maybe this guy is the person who understands him best in the world!It has nothing to do with the growth environment, but an innate tacit understanding.As Ah Chu said, he was the first person he met, starting from the womb.

"Actually, I've always been very concerned. Mom just took you away." Ah Ci never talked about this matter with anyone. It's not that he didn't want to speak his mind, but it's impossible for people who haven't experienced it to understand this feeling.But Ah Chu might understand, so he tried to confide, "The feeling of being abandoned by my biological mother is like being completely denied... I don't understand why she doesn't want me."

"You can look at this matter from another angle. For example, Dad chose you first." Ah Chu said lightly.

"Impossible, he obviously values ​​you more." A Ci paused, then asked, "Do you know something?"

Ah Chu shook his head: "I'm just like you. I was just over 6 years old. What can I know? But when I was in England, my mother often mentioned you. I think she was also reluctant. There must be some reason we didn't understand... Maybe I got seriously ill when I was a kid and Mum had to take me to England for treatment or something... would it be better to think like that?"

"Even if you want to comfort me, you don't have to curse yourself like this, do you?" Ah Ci said with black lines all over his head.

Ah Chu shrugged: "I don't care, anyway, it's the past tense, and it can't be fulfilled."

Ah Ci couldn't help frowning, this is the so-called British humor, right?It's a bit cold and it's hard to laugh.

The next day, Ah Ci went to the confidential room to pick up the documents. This was Yu Xiaojiang's territory, so he had to sit down and chat for a while.Yu Xiaojiang is also considered a talented woman, with a wide range of knowledge, topics ranging from astronomy and geography to diet and health, with an objective and sharp perspective, and her words are full of caring intentions.It wasn't until Director Du called to arrange work that she hurriedly ended the topic.

Ah Ci went back to the office with the documents in hand, and before he reached the door, he heard Liu Yunpu's voice from inside: "Listen to me! I haven't forgotten the 500 I borrowed before! You can lend me another 500, and I will be paid next month. Give it back to you, okay?"

Ah Ci suddenly remembered that this guy had borrowed 500 yuan from him last month and hadn't paid it back. His credibility was really not high, but he didn't know who he was borrowing money from this time.Unexpectedly, the voice of the little white rabbit came from inside: "But I..."

"Come on! Ah Ci, you don't need to spend money to be single, so you won't know my difficulties! Last month we dated for 100 days, so it's shameful for me not to buy a decent gift! It's her birthday again this month, It can't be cheaper than a hundred days."

Ah Ci suddenly understood that Liu Yunpu mistook Ah Chu for him.Although it is not clear why Ah Chu appeared here, it is still a good thing that someone listens to Liu Yunpu's ramblings for him - he would rather go back and listen to Yu Xiaojiang's philosophy of life than be pestered by Liu Yunpu and listen to these trivial matters of communication expenses.

He made up his mind to smoke a cigarette in the corridor, wait for Ah Chu to tell the truth, Liu Yunpu's illusions were disillusioned, and then enter the house after silence.

Sure enough, the little white rabbit began to explain: "I'm really not Ah Ci! I'm his twin brother!"

Liu Yunpu immediately said: "Okay! Then I'm not Xiao Liu, I'm his twin brother! I haven't owed you 500 yuan, so can you lend me some money now?"

Yang Muci outside the door almost choked on the smoke when he heard this.Fatty Liu's skin is getting thicker and thicker!

Ah Chu emphasized again: "Whether you are Xiao Liu's brother or not, I am really Ah Ci's brother anyway!"

"You still pretend! You still pretend!" Liu Yunpu sighed, "Ah Ci, stop playing! If I didn't have an urgent need, I wouldn't chat with you for so long. In a word, am I brother?"

"Ah Ci and I are brothers! But I can lend you money." Ah Chu was probably too annoyed and tried to spend money to eliminate the disaster.

Ah Ci couldn't help but rushed into the house, grabbed in front of Liu Yunpu, and slapped Ah Chu's hand that handed over the money: "You don't know him, how dare you borrow it?"

"It doesn't matter, it's not a big amount. And it's your colleague who borrowed it, so it's worth it." Ah Chu replied with a smile.

Ah Ci secretly lamented that his elder brother had no tendons and could not be saved.

"Ah Ci? Here, what's going on? Are you really twins?" Liu Yunpu looked at them with an expression of looking at aliens.

"He is really my brother. You borrowed it from the wrong person." Ah Ci took out a small stack of money from his wallet, counted it briefly, and handed it to him, "Don't pay it back to the wrong person!"

Ah Chu reminded: "He borrowed 500, but you took 600."

Ah Ci immediately replied: "I know...for his girlfriend's birthday, besides buying presents, he has to treat her to dinner. I'll borrow an extra 100 to make him more comfortable."

"Ah Ci! You are such a buddy!" Liu Yunpu collected the money excitedly and waved at them, "You guys are talking, I'll go pick out a gift for my girlfriend first... Ah Ci, if Team Li asks, Just say I went to the bathroom!"

Ah Ci sneered, is this lie used to show the lower limit of IQ?Going to the shopping mall is not a matter of more than ten minutes. After a long time, even if Li Qinhong can't get into the men's bathroom, he can still send other people to get him.

After Liu Yunpu left, Ah Chu twirled the pen on the table and said casually, "Sir, don't you want me to have a cup of coffee?"

Ah Ci took a paper cup, and took another pack from the large bundles of cheap tea bags in the cabinet. While brewing, he said, "I only have black tea here, so you can make do with it."

Ah Chu was quite surprised: "Didn't it often be said in police movies that you invite people to the police station for coffee?"

"Watching a Hong Kong movie, right? It's a reception from the ICAC. The Public Security Bureau only has teabags, so you can do as you do." Ah Ci handed him a cup of steaming black tea.

Ah Chu sniffed it, and said, "Do you have creamer here? If black tea can be added with creamer, it will taste better."

Banana people are really hard to serve!Ah Ci smiled and said: "Go downstairs and turn left at the gate, turn right at the traffic lights and keep going. There is a milk tea shop, which should be more suitable for you."

"It's too far away, so don't bother." Ah Chu reluctantly took a sip of the cheap teabag, showing no intention of leaving.

Ah Ci smiled slightly and asked, "How did you find this place? It's not just for the coffee at the police station, is it?"

Ah Chu said innocently: "I originally wanted to go to Huaxia Bank, but when I passed by the door of your branch, I was dragged into the office by that little Liu to borrow money."

"Oh, but there shouldn't be many people going to the bank right now." Ah Ci tactfully issued the eviction order.

Ah Chu drank his tea and waved his hands: "Since we're all here, it's not too late. Confucius said it well - 'It's a joy to have friends coming from afar', why don't you show me around the bureau? "

People who don't even understand cuckolds are dragging out ancient Chinese!Ah Ci said helplessly, "This is not a department store, what can I turn around? Besides, my job is not a tour guide, so it's hard to explain why I ran into our bureau chief in the building."

"Don't be so stingy, if you are interested in the hospital, I will definitely take you around, and the dean's office will not be missed."

A Ci Fuer: "The agency has confidentiality regulations, so you can't visit it casually. And I have to go to work... If you are also interested in police cars, I can give you a ride."

"I have no objection!" Ah Chu raised his eyebrows, "But I want to take a photo to prove that I have been in a police car."

Ah Ci conveniently picked up the big-brimmed hat and put it on his head, carrying the single police equipment, led his brother to the garage, got into a patrol car, and completely rejected the application for taking pictures—not a car model, just stood there and took a picture What kind of energy?

Ah Chu did not forcefully ask for a photo, and sat in the passenger seat peacefully, looking at his brother: "Hey, this hat is pretty!"

"Then let me wear it for a while." Ah Ci took off the hat and put it on Ah Chu's head.

Ah Chu held the hat in his hands, caressing the shiny silver police badge, very focused.

Ah Ci chuckled, remembering the last time he lent his hat to a lost child to play with, he also had the same expression - his brother really looked like a child.He started the car and drove slowly in the jurisdiction.

Ah Chu fiddled with his hat, and asked casually, "Do you usually work once a few days?"

"One shift every five days. There is nothing wrong with just patrolling."

"Then have you ever encountered gangsters or anything like that?"

"It's all about petty theft. One time on a night patrol, I ran into a dumb guy stealing cables."

"What would you do if you ran into a gangster with a knife and gun?"

"Single police equipment includes spray cans, batons, and handcuffs, which are basically enough. But it's usually safer to call the command center for support." Ah Ci looked at the "curious baby" beside him, and said with a smile, "Are you right? If you are so interested in police work, do you want to consider joining? With your major, it is not difficult to pass the forensic exam."

Ah Chu shrugged: "I study medicine to save the living, not to avenge the dead."

"It's justice!" Ah Ci corrected.

"OK, justice..." Ah Chu nodded earnestly. Although it was perfunctory, he did enough superficial work.

The car stopped at the gate of the bank, Ah Chu got out of the car, returned the hat to Ah Ci, went to the front of the car, and took a picture of the police car with his mobile phone.

Ah Ci was a little puzzled: "Don't you want to prove that you have been in a police car? Why didn't you take a picture of yourself?"

A Chu Yipai said relaxedly: "It's okay, it's the same if you are photographed. I just said that I was sitting in the car, and no one could see it!"

"Come on, I'm much more handsome than you!" Ah Ci smiled and waved at him, and continued to patrol in the car.