Uchiha is at it again!

"Aizawa-kun is a big liar."

——It was said so.

Aizawa Shouta put his hands in his pockets, and [Mourning] was written all over his body: "You have seen it all."

This personality mastery test.

"It's hypocritical to say that it's reasonable, April Fool's Day has already passed, Aizawa-kun."

Olmert raised his index finger, Aizawa Xiaota bowed his body slightly, and looked listlessly at the No.1 hero with a completely different style of painting: "Are you free? Mr. Olmert."

"You did plan that way at the beginning, right? To expel the last place in the class. But you withdrew your decision in the end. Can I think so, and you also think that this boy has the possibility?"

"【you also】?"

Aizawa Xiao grasped the point too keenly: "You seem to take special care of him. Mr. Olmert, as a teacher—"

The cell phone in his pocket vibrated suddenly, interrupting Aizawa Shouta's speech in a terrible way, which made Olmert secretly heave a sigh of relief.

"..."

"……Feel sorry."

Aizawa Kota took out his phone, looked at the expected name and paused for a few seconds, bowed his body a few degrees more decadently.

This is a call from hell.

"Xiaotai! Help!!"

The screams belonging to the young children came from the other end of the phone, the voice was so loud that Olmert could hear it.Olmert, who caught the keyword, immediately tensed up, and looked sharply at the cell phone that sent out the distress signal.I saw that Aizawa Xiao took the phone away from his ear too unhurriedly: "It's hard for you to shout so loudly, my phone speaker is normal."

Olmert: Huh?this reaction?

"But Xiaota! The curry is gone!"

All Might: ...Gah?Curry, curry?

"I'm dying to think I can eat without curry!"

Senju Bashima yelled heart-piercingly into the phone, tears streaming down his face, Aizawa Shouta was silent for a few seconds: "...then you die."

Senju Zhuma immediately cried into the heavy rain on his mobile phone, and Uchiha Sparrow, who was surfing the Internet with his tablet in his arms, rolled his eyes, slowly turned over and lay on the sofa, his white legs dangling, and his eyes hurt .

"Aizawa-kun, it's not good to talk to children like that."

Olmert reminded in a cold sweat, Aizawa Yuta glanced at him: "Even if you say that...you can't just blindly educate children with a soft policy, what they are best at is pushing their feet."

"QAQ you said bad things about me, I heard it all!!"

"Oh, just to tell you."

Aizawa Shouta: "I remember there was still curry in the cupboard before I left in the morning."

"I've found it and eaten it, we even found the curry powder in the TV cabinet and eaten it!"

...there is curry powder under the TV cabinet?Great, you have come to my house for two days and you are already more familiar with my house than me, the original owner.No, the point is... two boxes of curry cubes in the refrigerator, a box of high-end curry in the cupboard, and curry powder that I have no memory of...

Aizawa Xiao couldn't believe it: "The four servings of curry were eaten clean, how did you do it?"

"Ah? This, just finished eating like that."

Hashirama's voice returned to normal, with a little shyness: "At first, I wanted to be restrained and eat it in two portions. Didn't I just pour curry into mushroom mixed rice on a sudden whim? We couldn't bear the unexpected delicacy for a while. Stay, hey :P~"

Do you still dare to hey with me?And what kind of dark taste is this.

"...So there is no more rice."

"Xiaota, you are so smart."

Hashirama praised very exaggeratedly: "How can there be such a smart, witty and handsome man like you in the world."

...Shut up, and, our relationship is not so good, please call me by my name.

So why on earth did I block the two of them from leaving that day.

Sorry for the first time.

Aizawa Shouta was annoyed expressionlessly, and heard a distant voice from the other side of the phone, "Hashirama, give me the call."

"Okay, here it is."

Here comes the devil's whisper.

"Hello, Mrs. Xiao?"

Queyou was holding a golden tablet, browsing the content on the webpage with sparkling eyes: "Do you know Cooking Hero? Lunchrush, it is said on the Internet that he works at the Hero Academy. You seem to be a teacher of the Hero Academy, right?"

"No, I am not."

Aizawa Shouta immediately double-negative, and the answer was so decisive that Olmert was a little surprised and amused.

He didn't expect Aizawa Shouta to have such a side.

A double negation is an affirmation, Queyou said "yeah" happily, and raised his voice: "Then can you ask him to bring me some coffee jelly!?"

"..."

"The money is still deducted from there!"

"..."

"Are you unwilling?"

Hearing the silence on the other side, Queyou sighed in disappointment: "Oh, to have ruthlessly rejected the little request of a young child, my God, is this the decline of morality or the annihilation of human nature? An ordinary coffee jelly, It has caused such a tragedy, such a society..."

"……To shut up."

Queyou quickly answered: "Did you agree? I knew Xiaotai was the best. Xiaotai and I will come back earlier and I will be waiting for your curry and jelly. I love you so much! Chirp~☆"

"beep."

Aizawa Shouta kept his posture on the phone stiff for ten seconds.

"Aizawa-kun, your children are very lively!"

Olmert hurriedly found a topic to break the awkward atmosphere, Aizawa Xiaota looked back weakly: "Since you think it's lively, then you can take them away."

"Huh? Isn't it your child?"

"I'm still single, how could I have two more children out of nothing... just two little bastards living in my house because of some accidents."

That's it.All Might rubbed his chin: To extract the information in this sentence, accident, living in the hero's house, Aizawa's personality is eliminated again...

"Could it be that there is something wrong with the personalities of these two children?"

"On the contrary."

Aizawa Yuta pulled the capture weapon around his neck, covering his bearded chin: "They have no personality."

[It is a very rare example without any personality. 】

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Xiao Uchiha squinted his eyes and sipped the coffee jelly that Xiaota brought back today. It was not as good as the boutique products produced by the space, and far surpassed the level of Kusuo World.

Hmm - pass.

Slowly pulling out a tissue to wipe his mouth and hands, Queyou felt a little regretful.

He has not forgotten his purpose, but in this technologically advanced world, the ultimate delicious coffee jelly making machine is still not found on the Internet.

whispering sound.

——A lunchrush with such a personality cannot be given to Kusuo, because the lawful and neutral Kusuo will definitely not sign for it.What a pity, it's obviously such a suitable birthday present.

It's embarrassing to be in a different camp than the bamboo horses you grew up with.

So—with such good technological conditions and levels, what are you scientists doing? Don’t you know that people depend on food?Research the Ultimate Delicious Coffee Jelly Maker before I go home so I can give gifts!

hateful.

Things can only be looked at now, the world that was once avoided is full of possibilities, and all kinds of weird and weird personalities are dazzling.

Que Yu said to himself.

Maybe there is a personality like making a wish?

So comforting myself, I ordered a new mystery drama DVD and a game console on my mobile phone.

I used an account named Aizawa Shouta.

"Xiaota, can we go out to play tomorrow?"

It doesn't matter if he throws his account to Queyou and operates casually, Aizawa Xiao is too paralyzed on the sofa not to move, looking at the ceiling feebly: "No."

I don't know the home address of the two phone numbers. I don't know where the unarmed brat wants to go. Just stay here honestly and see when your parents find out that you are missing and come to get someone.

However, the two children have already got together and started to discuss in full swing.

Aizawa Shouta: "...Hello."

"Have you decided where to go to play?"

"How about Akihabara, the famous Electric Town, let's go shopping."

"No."

Aizawa Shouta spoke again: "Be honest, that's not where you should go."

Just kidding, it is an otaku street known for its chaos. Regardless of whether the content inside is suitable for you to see, it is said that the continuous occurrence of personality crimes is directly proportional to the flow of people.Are you going to play?That is to die.

Que You spoke eloquently: "Xiao Tai, we are still children, and children cannot be confined at home all the time. This is not good for our growth!"

"I'm not your parent. It's only useful to say these words to them. Now you just need to listen to me obediently and don't do unnecessary things."

Aizawa Yuta looked up: "Ah, it's time to sleep."

"Huh? Are you crazy? What time is it now! Isn't it always ten o'clock?"

Que You protested: "I won't sleep, the show I want to watch will start soon! I won't sleep!"

"Go and show me tomorrow's replay."

"No! You dictator! Control freak! I won't sleep, I'm going to Akihabara tomorrow!"

Que You jumped angrily, deliberately antagonizing him: "Anyway, you have to go to school tomorrow, you can't control where we go!"

"You can give it a try."

Aizawa Shouta flicked the capture weapon and wrapped the fried-haired little Uchiha into a cocoon, Senju Hashirama suppressed a smile, and took a photo of the angry Queyu with his mobile phone. His bad intentions, flashed his small white teeth at him, and threatened: "Delete it! Did you hear me, delete it for me! Otherwise you are finished!"

"That's not okay, it's a good thing."

Hashirama put his hands behind his back and shook his head vigorously: "There must be someone willing to pay for these photos from me."

Leaving aside whether I am willing to sell photos when I grow up, the Uchiha brothers will definitely be willing to pay for photos of their eldest brother's embarrassment when he was five years old.

Come on, humiliate me with money!

"If you insist on going to Akihabara while I'm away, then I'll have to go to the principal."

Aizawa Yuta squatted down and poked that chubby little face: "Aren't you smart, guess what I'll say."

"...No, no."

Aizawa Xiaota sneered.

Queyou stopped struggling, and opened his eyes wide in horror: "Impossible, didn't you say that Xiongying doesn't let idlers in?! Aren't you afraid that the two of us approach you with ulterior motives, and entering the school will cause trouble for your school? ?”

"It makes sense."

Aizawa Shouta pondered for a moment under Chizuki's bright eyes, and then gave him a villainous smile.

"Then it's time to take it and watch it under the eyes of professional heroes."

"...Hmm."

Queyou sobbed loudly: "You are bad."

"If you were obedient, I wouldn't bother so much."

Aizawa Shouta looked at Senju Bashirama, and Senju Bashirama blinked: "Xouta, don't worry, I will watch him!"

"Thousand-hand pillars!"

Queyou screamed angrily: "You traitor!"

"I'm sorry, Brother Queyi, I can't help it either."

Hashirama shed tears of humiliation: "I don't want to go to school with me, so I can only wrong you a bit."

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?

"It's scary."

Hashirama patted his heart, raised his phone to take pictures from various angles, and said to himself while taking pictures: "It's the first time I've seen you so irritable, this trip is worth it, take a picture, take a picture, hehehehe The next time you make a profit, you don’t lose money.”

——Go to death, Senshou Hashirama, go to death, go to death.

I must let you and your mobile phone freeze into ice sculptures and turn them into flower fertilizers, and feed them to the piranha army that helps me guard the gate.

Thinking back to the five-year-old who had never been sharpened by Uruk's official hell, Queyou, who exploded at one point, showed a fierce look, and rehearsed the hundred ways of death in Qianjuzhujian in his heart.

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Aizawa Shouta is a big liar.

Even though Chosuke and Hashirama stayed at home obediently on the second day and did not go to Akihabara, he still got permission from the principal, and took them out of bed and brought them to school early in the morning on the third day.

The news of Olmert’s inauguration in Xiongying has already spread. After hearing the news, the reporters rushed to block the gate of the school, holding cameras and microphones and pestering every student who wanted to enter the school, trying to dig out news that could be reported. Come.

Aizawa Xiao is very glad that he led the two troublemakers to school early. If the two children are seen by these media, there will definitely be more unnecessary troubles.

That's why I don't like the media.

He asked two children with unhappy expressions to wait in a place that was not easy to see, and he came to the door to evacuate these unaware media.

But the media has the ability to make him lose motivation for a second.

Mr. Olmert, I really admire that you can do a heroic job in front of these media.

The unwilling media wanted to catch up, but they were judged as outsiders without relevant certificates and student ID cards, which automatically triggered Xiongying's security measures, and the door shut the media completely out of the school amidst the sudden sound of the alarm.

I also want to thank that reporter for his recklessness.

Aizawa Xiao thought too much, went to find the little trouble waiting for him, and saw two angry puffer fish.

After living for a few days, the ninjas who labeled Aizawa Xiaota as their own began to double-standard.

"What did she mean by that!"

Hashirama complained angrily for Aizawa Xiaota: "What is dirty? Can he even speak? Xiaota just looks a little downcast, so there's no way he's dirty!"

"That's right, this person is too rude. It's none of her business what the hero does. Our landlord's style is melancholy and decadent."

Que You angrily echoed: "He's nice and handsome, he's a professional hero and a hero teacher, he has a car, a house and money, and he cooks delicious food. Where can I find such a good man? Although his mouth is a bit annoying. Son, a little shaggy beard, a little messy hair, and not keeping your back straight all day—you say so."

"Are you boasting?"

"Of course I'm praising you!"

Queyou was dissatisfied: "Can't you see our sincerity?"

I really didn't see it.

"……Humph!"

No matter how you look at it, Aizawa Shota thinks that the child looks like a cat, and he can't help but rub the top of his head, and was photographed unhappy.

Well, it feels good, very soft.

Hero's office.

Uchiha Sparrow proudly occupied the seat belonging to Aizawa Shouta, crossing his legs and crossing his arms, in a very big posture.Aizawa Shouta nonchalantly zipped up his sleeping bag and lay down on the ground to sleep, the person he was wearing looked like a bully.

Senju Zhuma used his outstanding communication skills to quickly gain the love of most professional heroes in the office, and his arms were filled with all kinds of snacks.

Queyou, who easily won by virtue of his beauty, looked on coldly. This guy from the Senshou family seemed to be honest, and his actual methods and scheming were excellent. Let yourself be well.

"—It's nice to have a personality."

Hashirama said enviously to the marksman, "I also want such a powerful personality."

Knowing from Aizawa that these two children are unlikely to awaken their personalities anyway, the heroes secretly screamed, and Mike was about to say something to remedy it.

"I'm back from class~"

Midnight opened the door and walked in, looking left and right excitedly: "I heard that a cute little angel has come to the office?"

"You, you, you, you, hello!"

Seeing Midnight's sexy outfit, Hashirama blushed instantly, and after stumbling to say hello, she lowered her head and dared not take a second look.

Queyou tore open the wrapping bag of the bun, and despised the innocent little boy for a second, seeing that he was worthless, and he didn't reveal anything.

Uchiha Chosuke, who had experienced Gilgamesh's most asshole period, was very calm, and even had a brilliant idea when he looked at the landlord with messy hair in his sleeping bag.

So, Aizawa Shouta woke up with double ponytails on his head, and used the capture weapon with a gloomy face amidst the gloating laughter of his colleagues.

However, he underestimated the degree of shamelessness of the culprit.

Uchiha Queyu looked left and right with the mirror provided by Midnight Friendship, and was obsessed with the reflection in the mirror: "My God, how can I be so good-looking, such an ugly double ponytail will not damage my beauty."

In the end, he never forgot to dislike Aizawa's craftsmanship.

"...Tsk."

"Are you going to a meeting? To your students?"

Aizawa Shouta began to sort out the materials to be used in the class meeting, Hashirama asked while lying on the edge of the table, the two small pulls on the top of his head were dangling, and it was hard for him to tie them on the watermelon head: "Can we follow Go and have a look?"

"No."

Aizawa Shouta's refusal never worked, Hashirama raised his hands and cheered: "That's right, Brother Sparrow, Shota agrees!"

"...(▼-▼#) You give me enough time to stop."

"Eh--"

"Mike, watch them."

Aizawa Yuta pushed the trouble to his friend, looking at Aizawa Yuta's back, Mike curled his lips: "It's too much."

"Yeah, that's too much."

Hashirama put his face on his face, squinted his eyes and condemned the voice hero: "It's all you, if you just held back your smile and disappeared, Tai won't find out, so I can follow along."

"Because it's so funny."

Mike said and laughed "hahaha": "This idea is really great!"

"It would be nice if Xiaota didn't find out about my prank until he got to the classroom."

Queyou regretted: "Even if I follow up secretly, I must see the expressions of his students."

But, Aizawa Shouta, you underestimate me, do you think we will be obedient?Naive, you will no longer gain our trust if you have no credit!

The students were voting for the monitor, Aizawa Yuta in the sleeping bag looked down at the child who peeked out from the door and greeted him secretly, and sighed decadently.

How could he think that Mike could handle these two brats?

Que You, who is cute and murderous, has implemented the design of the devil king of the world very well: You don't know anything about the power of a brat.