Uchiha is at it again!

Aizawa Shouta carried the shopping bags from the supermarket and walked slowly on the way home. He was lucky enough not to encounter any out-of-control and personality crimes until the door of his house, and he was also not lucky to encounter any adoptable and masculine Ono. cat.

Those wandering cuties ran away when they saw him from a distance, as if they had stepped on their tails before and avoided him.

...That's too much, he really likes cats.

The professional hero who always carries cat food but has never successfully fed it thought with a blank face.

【Today...happened...hero...】

The female voice with a correct accent was reporting what happened today without any haste. Aizawa Shouta paused when he took out the key, his red eyes stared straight at the keyhole, and the voice through the door sounded damn familiar .

Can the voice be unfamiliar?The voice of the news hostess.

The TV is off when I go out.

No, I didn't turn on the TV at all all day today.

So what the hell is the news broadcast that is broadcasting now, which arrogant guy came without saying hello and turned on my TV at my house to watch boring news?

"It looks dangerous here."

Suddenly someone spoke, the voice was immature, and Aizawa Xiao was too conservative to estimate that he was no more than six years old: "Where was this teleported?"

"I don't know, that guy's teleportation is not reliable at all."

The same immature voice complained, and the voice on the TV changed again and again: "It was actually teleported to a stranger's house. Fortunately, the owner of the house is not here... Will it be in the belly of a whale next time?!"

"Oh, wouldn't that be nice? Then we can eat whales!"

The previous voice became high: "Didn't you say that whale meat is more delicious than high-grade beef? Should we ask him to try again after we go back, maybe it really went into the whale's belly? I want to eat whale meat!"

"..." Colleagues say that children are the nightmares of adults, so please don't lie to me.

Although separated by the door, Aizawa Shouta still heard the expectation and longing in the voice correctly: listening to this willful thought, it gives me a headache.Others want to eat whales if they say it’s delicious, but I still say dinosaurs are delicious, why don’t you want to eat dinosaurs?

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August [-]th is Leo.

But Queyou has become a Scorpio, selfish, stubborn, with clear grievances——

And hold grudges.

And it is quite vengeful.

The instigator who cheated him three times had a serious crime, and he drew many circles with a red pen on the small notebook to emphasize it.This is still the case with the main body, not to mention the avatar who stares at the main body covetously and envies and hates his three vacations.

Of course, Hashirama guessed what would happen to the man whose name is still unknown. Ninjas know the cruelty of ninjas best, not to mention that Que Yu is famous for holding grudges.Although there is always a smile on his face, the sunshine is good-looking when he smiles, and the eyes are often focused and gentle. He may overturn the century-old system and control the aristocracy of various countries.

It's just that those who dare to speak are unwilling to speak, and those who are willing to speak are not dared to speak.

Hashirama didn't ask, and he wouldn't be stupid enough to pity a villain who repeatedly targeted Senshou. He hated that there might be a story, but he didn't want to hear it.

"I don't know where it will appear this time."

Queyou happily tossed the rune stone with stored abilities: "On the street? On the mountain? Or in the air? Hey, I haven't tried this one yet, I kind of want to try it."

Thinking of the last time the princess hugged and jumped on the Ferris wheel, Hashirama thought about it, raised his hand and put it on his forehead, moaned weakly, and fell limply on Queyou's body, pretending to be weak: "Oh, my God, if it is In mid-air, without you holding me, I will definitely fall to my death."

"Let's go, let's go, what are you doing so close?"

Queyou angrily pushed away Zhujian's face, and Zhujian stopped and smiled funnyly and leaned over again. He has asked his seniors, you have to be shameless when you are in love and chasing someone, and if you want face, don't want a partner: "No , you promise me first."

"Are you still talking to me about the conditions?"

Que You looked away in disgust: "Such a tall person still wants me to hug you? Get up, at best hold you."

"You have changed. You were not like this when I was a child."

Hashirama blamed me aggrievedly: "When I was young, I pinched my face and called me cute, but now I despise me like this, you fickle man."

Who told you that your kid is taller than me.

You caught up with me before you were eighteen, why don't you go to heaven?

In the future, 1.8 meters three and now 1.7 meters more Uchiha Sparrow secretly gritted his teeth, showing a malicious smile: "Well, let's add something more fun."

"?"

Qianshou Zhujian blinked and watched Queyou take out a thin-necked crystal bottle from the treasure of the king. The transparent container contained a light-colored liquid, and there was a faint blue glow on the white palm.

"Come on, drink it."

Queyou poured the elixir into the golden wine glass that he took out, and tempted Qianshou Snow White Zhujian like a queen in a fairy tale: "This is a treasure that is hard to find."

"It's an incredible thing to shoot casually..."

Hashirama whispered to himself, pursuing such a person is really stressful, but only with pressure can there be motivation.

He thought very optimistically.

"Don't ask me what this is first?"

"Aren't you tired of asking me this question after so many years?"

Zhujian said, Queyou shrugged, and raised his glass to him with a wicked smile. Zhujian also raised his glass with a smile, knowing in his heart that the medicine must be tricky, and he didn't know what kind of prank it was.

A qualified lover has to pamper the other half's petty willfulness and temper sometimes, it's fine, it doesn't hurt.

But... so cute.

Obviously nothing has changed, the appearance is still the same, but it has become cute from all angles, with a smirk, a wicked look, and the look of pushing him away with disgust is also very cute.

I really want to cuddle in my arms and kiss him, maybe Queyou will blush because of the negative distance closeness, and may also tease him in turn. Of course, this kind of easy-going look is not bad, it belongs to the charm of the elderly .

The dreamy Qianshou Zhujian secretly wiped the corners of his mouth, looked at Queyou and sighed: Why didn't he realize that Queyou was so delicate and cute before, how many billions of wealth he has missed until now.

Feijian actually said that he was blind, how could he be blind?This is obviously the magic of love!

Hashirama drank the elixir in the cup in one breath.

after?After drinking the elixir of rejuvenation, what else can there be, that's it.

Xiao Xiguatou was sitting on the sofa, watching Brother Queyi frantically pressing the remote to switch channels with a cold sweat: "Don't take it out on the TV when you're angry, after all, this is someone else's home."

If it breaks down, you have to lose money. It’s good to use this little money to buy some food or make a bet.

The little gambler was in pain.

"I don't have any."

Queyou retorted dissatisfiedly: "How can we get more information without changing the channel more, how do we know where we are? This is a necessary operation for me! Well... why can't these channels reveal the location? The city center, but bring it name!"

...Understood, two lost brats who got in by mistake.

Aizawa Shouta raised his head slightly, his eyes revealing a sense of mourning: It turns out that a safe and sound day is waiting here.

"ah!"

"……ah."

What happened again.

Standing in front of his house and listening to the corner of his house, Aizawa Yuta, who operated mysteriously, stared at the dead fish with a bad feeling.

"...It broke while I wasn't paying attention, not me."

Holding the wreckage of the remote control, Queyou looked innocently at Hashirama.Hashirama's face was heavy, as if he was watching his betting money put on small wings to fly, and a second later he made a solemn decision: "Let's run before it breaks down."

"You are so clever."

He really knows how to pick up the stalk, and he is indeed my future good brother.

Queyou was very satisfied, the two jumped off the sofa, looked at the traffic flow at the window, and decided to open the door and walk through the main entrance.

The result...emmmmm...

"Do you want to leave after making a mess of someone else's house?"

Aizawa Xiao looked down at the two dumbfounded children, and quickly pressed the door that had been slammed by Hashirama, and said in a low voice, "If you do something wrong, you will be punished. Don't you guys not know this truth?"

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Aizawa Shoutai squatted on the ground, pinched a part of the wreckage of the remote control with two fingers, and silently sent the last ride for the remote control whose lifespan had been tragically terminated for many years.

The two little bastards were not polite at all sitting on the sofa, digging through the things he just bought in his shopping bag.

"It's all junk food."

"Single old man, you know."

Aizawa Shouta: ...It's very hot.

"This is delicious, try this."

Hashirama stuffed a few pieces of Mushroom Mountain chocolate into Queyu's mouth, and Queyu chewed it, and then stuffed the three brothers with French fries into Hashirama.

It's really unscrupulous in other people's homes.

Aizawa Shouta threw the remote control into the trash can, put his hands in his pockets and looked at Happy Snacks, the big troublemakers who dismantled all the things he bought.

Showed up at his house without saying hello and made a mess of his house, but looking at the things on the table when they left, knowing that they had the idea of ​​compensation, let them go for the time being.

but--

"Let's talk about money."

Aizawa Yuta saw the two little troublemakers calmly continuing to unpack snacks under his gaze, and was about to eat up his stock for the next few days. He suspected that the personality of these two boys was the stomach leading to the black hole.

"Didn't I give you money?"

Queyou shook the bag of potato chips, and opened another bag of seafood chips with a "bang", with doubts in his big eyes, he moved his nose while eating the senbei, and leaned over to sniff .

"This is great, can I buy some before I go back?"

He asked seriously, he must like to eat it when he brought it back to Feijian.

"It's what you call money."

Aizawa Shouta picked up the pure gold jewelry on the table: "How did this thing come about?"

This gold jewelry obviously has a long age. The value of such a thing has nothing to do with its purity. This is not something a child can easily get.

"Of course it's mine."

Jill's is mine, so mine!No problem with this equation!

Be envious, tremble, be jealous and unwilling to your heart's content, only I have this level of close friends!

huh huh huh huh……

Aizawa Shouta was very skeptical, frowning with some impatience in his voice: "I guess it was stolen from home, such precious things are usually well preserved."

"Huh? You can slander people's innocence out of thin air with just opening and closing your mouth? Is this kind of thing that can be found everywhere worth stealing? It's ridiculous."

Queyou snorted extremely disgusted, not to mention Jill's king's treasure, his treasury is also covered with precious stones and gold ornaments, this kind of poor gold bracelet is useless except for changing money, and he doesn't even wear it in front of him Take a look.

Sorry, being rich is so arrogant, and having a king's treasure house is just doing whatever you want.

"Ah, but it's no wonder. After all, they are poor people whose imagination is limited by poverty. I understand."

Aizawa Shouta: ...It's really super hot.

Hashirama, who was patted on the head and eating with peace of mind, gnawed on the senbei speechlessly: Is anyone poorer than you?I'm so envious, this kind of rich people's life doesn't have to worry about gambling all their money.

When I grow up, I really have courage, to be honest.

"Little ghost, do you know its value or not, just let it go here."

"I just threw it to you because I knew it."

Queyou glared at him impatiently: "You are so troublesome, just accept it if I give it to you."

"..."

Aizawa Yuta looked at the things in his hand that could be sent to the auction speechlessly, his remote control was so valuable, and he threw such a valuable remote control into the trash can.

Does this child understand that this is not an ordinary gold jewelry, but a cultural relic-level gold jewelry!Maybe you can buy half of a hero.

It doesn't make sense... Children are really troublesome and stubborn, forget it, it's just a remote control.

"A remote control is not worth so much money."

He said, squatting down and looking at the boy sitting on the sofa: "You don't need to pay, take it back."

"..." So stubborn, my lord.

Chosuke tilted his head and looked at Aizawa Yuta, Aizawa Yuta drooped his eyes, hey, I have dry eye syndrome.

Que You stretched out his hand as if to take the bracelet, Xiao Tai felt relieved, but he snatched the bracelet and put it on his wrist with lightning speed.Aizawa Shouta didn't expect such a development, he was caught off guard easily, and half of the hero was hung on his wrist.

"It's not just compensation for the remote control."

Queyou fell back on the sofa, found a comfortable position and ate seafood slices with a cat face: "I'm too lazy to go out to find a place, we'll be staying with you these days, the accommodation fee will be deducted, and the rest will be given to you gone."

Said and waved: "This is the reward you deserve!"

"Forget it, give up, he is super stubborn, no matter how much you say about the decision, it will not change."

Hashirama leaned over and said with a smile, a smile is always a sharp weapon for communicating with people: "If you feel sorry, you can buy more delicious food, and I don't mind if there is whale meat—oh!"

"--I mind."

Queyou withdrew his feet, lying on the ground between the pillars, rubbed his waist and grinned, "It hurts!"

"Hmph, you have to be mentally prepared to speak ill of me."

"Hiss...Obviously I'm telling the truth...Hey duo duo."

Hashirama dodged and hid behind Xiaota, clutching his waist for the rest of his life and heaved a sigh of relief, Aizawa Xiaota lowered his head and sighed deeply, scratched his hair with a dejected expression: "Trouble... I refuse."

"You can refuse, I'm not a devil."

Queyou showed a bright smile, innocent, cute, and harmless: "However, I might accidentally hug your leg and call you Dad in front of others, and depending on the situation, I might not be able to help but cry and say a few words why not Why would I leave me and my brother or something?"

Aizawa Shouta: ...shameless.

Hashirama's eyes widened: Wow, shameless.but I like it!

"I have only one spare room here."

Zhu Jian grabbed Que You's body and rubbed his face with a smile: "It's okay, I have a good relationship with him, we will sleep together!"

Bonus, future me.

Although Queyou looked disgusted, he didn't push him away, nor did he refute.

"……All right."

Aizawa Xiaota was even more depressed: "School will start in a few days, and I won't be home all day..."

"You are actually a teacher?"

The little troublemakers looked him up and down, showing indescribably complicated eyes, Aizawa Xiaota stared at them: "Any comments?"

"Have."

Queyou nodded: "I can tell from the conversation just now that you are quite afraid of trouble, so you are actually a teacher?"

"When your students have to have a strong heart, don't you really expel all students for trouble?"

Hashirama asked suspiciously. As a teacher Yuei, he was questioned for the first time, but Aizawa Shota, who did let all the students in a class drop out last year, looked at them with eyes: "...No."

The three stared wide-eyed.

"...I said, you were hesitant just now."

"Trouble...hey, tell me your personalities now."

Aizawa Xiao was too lazy to explain, and even really wanted to rewind it. If he could go back in time, he would definitely pretend to be the neighbor who just came back from the next door when the two little troublemakers were about to open the door, instead of blocking the door and blocking two for himself. Trouble fine.

If it was Yagi Toshinori, a good old man, he would have decided to take care of him without saying anything when he encountered such a thing, but he was the one who encountered this kind of thing.

It's him.

personality?

The so-called personality I saw on TV seems to be somewhat similar to that of Xueji Jiejie. Hashirama was thinking about whether his wooden escape counted, and then he heard his accomplice answer firmly: "Personality that is super fashionable and cool? No .”

... Don't you have Sharingan?If you don't have Sharingan, isn't it easy to play with ice and snow?I still remember your big snow python and the snow next to Nanhechuan!

Could it be that, in order to reduce unnecessary vigilance and possible threats, conceal identity and ability, pretend to be an ordinary child who was accidentally involved in an accident?

OK, got it.

Hashirama consciously understood Queyou's true meaning, and began to accept the play with full confidence.

Who is Senshou Zhujian, a three-year-old who can throw the stolen pot to two-year-old Feijian, who shows his loyalty to the patriarch's father with an innocent face, and does not change his face when he lies.

"...Exactly what he said."

He choked for a long time, like a balloon that he was holding on to deflated, and he lowered his head unwillingly and said, very much like a poor little person who didn't want to admit that he had no personality but had to accept the reality is so cruel.

He was lost for a few seconds, and quickly straightened up his chest and gave Aizawa Xiaota a hard look, although in Aizawa Xiaota's eyes, it was the milk dog baring his teeth at him, and said fiercely: "What if you have no personality?" In this way, I will definitely be better than you in the future!"

Aizawa Kota stared at them.

Zhujian quickly "coaxed" down, stepped back several steps to widen the distance, and said sharply: "Anyway, it must be better than you as a teacher!"

Shouta Aizawa, a professional hero and homeroom teacher of Mr. Yuei: "Oh."

"Come with me to the hospital tomorrow."

Aizawa Yuta stood up on his knees, took off the bracelet on his wrist and shook it: "Medical expenses will be deducted from here."

Queyou: ...? ? ?Why, what are you going to the hospital for?

"Whether it's true personalitylessness or a late awakening of personality, we'll know tomorrow."

Queyou: ...Knock you.