Daozun and I turned the enemy into gay[Jian San]

"Hey, how did the way of heaven pass through the streamer?"

At the corner of the teaching building, there happened to be two students leaning against the railing with nothing to do.

One of them was the first to speak out, surprise overshadowing the original casualness: "It's morning and daylight now, is the meteor so bright now? Would it be particularly effective to make a wish on it?"

His companion snorted lightly, obviously disapproving.

The companion took out the mobile phone with one hand, and slightly adjusted the frame of the mirror with the other hand: "Wait for me to go to the planetary observation website to check. What kind of meteor is just a stone hitting the ground. Feudal superstition is not necessary."

Shu Yao hurried past the corner just in time to hear their feudal superstitious conversation.

He couldn't help but stop, and kindly suggested: "The two students, please forgive me, but I suggest you close your eyes first."

"???"

Eyes, of course, will not close.

Even the two students secretly clenched their mobile phones vigilantly, trying to call 110 blindly while pretending that they could not look directly at the screen of the mobile phone.

After all, Shu Yao was wearing a hat and mask, and his request was so weird.

Who knows if he is the insane reserve who sneaked into the college to murder and kill people?

In the heart of the student, he secretly cast aside the security check of the university.

Not only the students who turned right 800 meters away were allowed in to see the scenery, but even the suspects who were armed with knives and the insane reservists were allowed in together——

Can this security check still work?

Students make up their minds!

When this time the accident is over, they will jointly file a complaint against the security department!

Shu Yao: "Although I know this request is strange, but for the sake of your materialism, I think it's better to close your eyes."

He jumped down, Rao Wu's beautiful red dress fluttered into Luoyang peony in the early spring wind, his hat and mask completely covered his face, even when he was facing the wind, he still couldn't look directly at it. The fairy posture is heart-wrenching.

Only one sentence remains:

"If it's possible, I would also like to find a quiet corner without monitoring, but I can't delay looking for my Taoist companion. I'm afraid he will be labeled a tragedy."

The student's firm materialism and three outlooks also jumped down with Shu Yao, and shattered in the cold wind.

I reached out and touched it, it was cold and cold.

They go through the following stages:

"Jumped... jumped off a building? What are you doing in a daze? Call an ambulance!!!"

The other student calmed down a bit, and bumped him hard with his elbow: "You can see clearly if you didn't jump off the building! It turned... into a meteor and flew away???"

His voice also trembled slightly inconceivably.

They hooked their shoulders, and under the palms of each other was the trembling body of the other.

It comes from the fear of being shattered and rebuilt in just a few seconds.

"Before calling the police, do we have to go to the hospital to make a mental certificate to prove that our mental state is normal?"

Students are very thoughtful.

"Wait a minute."

His companion pulled two chairs: "Let's copy the camera first, remove the chip, and see if there is really such a thing, and then consider going to the hospital for mental proof."

But the camera is installed too high.

When the professor arrived with the students, what he saw was the spectacular scene of two people stepping on chairs, stacking Arhats, and dismantling the camera.

The professor didn't really want to come.

After all, there are problem students every year, and his class time is very precious.

But the classroom they are in is an empty corridor, and the view from the window has no blind spots.

After all, the professor's legs and feet were not as agile as the young man's. He was stunned by Shu Yao's outrageous behavior. When he had no time to react, he watched Shu Yao jump off the guardrail.

Although that movement is also very chic, that figure is also very beautiful...

It can't change the fact that his smooth behavior is for jumping off the building.

This is the big deal.

Of course the professor wanted to come and take a look.

however…

"What about people?"

The professor looked around.

Looking at the promenade at the end, the empty green belt below.

Why did such a big person suddenly disappear?

"Fly... fly away."

The voice of the student who was acting as a human-shaped escalator below was trembling.

professor:"???"

Didn't he say that the students who can be admitted to this school, logically speaking, the IQ is not bad, right?

If there is no problem with the brain, it should be a problem with emotional intelligence.

At such a critical juncture where human life is at stake, are you still joking?

It is really the lack of humanity caused by the high-pressure education in the past.

He has even thought about how to write his next thesis criticizing Huaguo Education.

The student who tried to dismantle the camera should calm down and express himself more comprehensively: "He... jumped down, turned into a shooting star, and flew away."

"Destroying school public property is a serious violation of discipline."

The professor couldn't bear it anymore, and smiled coldly: "You two, don't think that you can skip the punishment because you are pretending to be crazy and stupid here, and pretending to have mental problems."

The two were stunned by Professor Qing's strange brain circuit.

The stacked arhats are not stable.

"Just in case, give them a 120."

The professor told the students around him: "By the way, remember to call 110 for the mysterious disappearance of the student who pretended to be Shu Yao in class."

Bathed in the baptism of materialistic values, the professor is righteous: "I don't know if this is another Hongkeer incident, but I know that there are no demons and ghosts in our socialist country! Don't mess with me!"

Two students: "..."

What a coincidence.

3 minutes ago, we thought so too.

******

"Heng."

Shu Yao changed back to his original face.

In modern society, there are not so many peaks and towering pines and cypresses.

They were in a secluded suburb, with tall buildings standing behind them. The sunlight refracted on the glass surfaces of tens of hundreds of buildings, reflecting the light like neon lights.

Another sense of magnificence.

Shu Yao is out of tune with this city.

To put it simply, his appearance has its own special effects, as if it was focused by the audience's flashlights and hit countless layers of diamond soft light, and the skin was pulled to the highest face, which is incompatible with the gray sky and cloudy city.

To put it bluntly, in such a modern city, Shu Yao is as beautiful as a dream.

In everyone's mind, it is the most youthful, the most sincere, and the most unimaginable throbbing that can come true.

However, when they embraced each other, the dream fell to the ground, and the throbbing became a spring of flowers and branches, full of spring water.

It's a pity that the noisy noise interrupted the warmth of this long-lost reunion.

Searchlights, flashing lights, long sirens, and the sound of helicopter propellers mixed together, intending to cause double damage to eyes and ears at the same time.

"..."

Shu Yao broke away from Wei Heng's embrace, with a numb face: "Oh, I've been away from this world for a long time, and I forgot about the satellite system."

There are no secrets between him and Wei Heng, and they talk about everything.

Sometimes Shu Yao also mentioned his origins and his hometown to Wei Heng one after another.

There is a faint smile on the lips, like a wisp of wind when you fold a willow to send off a wanderer. It is light and cool, but you can always recall a little bit of nostalgia for Xiaochu.

Wei Heng would also listen carefully, and after listening, he took his hand and said that when the cultivation base arrives, let's go back and see the world you like together.

Maybe it's the sage's words.

Not long after Shu Yao mentioned it for the last time, the two of them actually traveled back and forth to the present world.

Shu Yao infinitely regretted that he should not have forgotten to popularize the spirit of traffic law and urban safety law to Wei Heng.

He pressed Wei Heng's hand that was about to draw his sword: "It's okay, Ah Heng, it's not a magic weapon, it's a modern means of transportation, similar to flying sword spirit beasts."

"They didn't attack us deliberately, but—"

Shu Yao twitched the corner of his mouth slightly: "We did violate the law."

******

After some cordial and friendly exchanges, the two were invited to sit down in the office. There were two steaming cups of tea on the table, and opposite was the person in charge of the operation who was constantly wiping away his sweat.

The person in charge sighed for a long time, with complicated meanings: "Oh, I have to apologize to the two of you here. In this matter, we were indeed reckless."

It was indeed unexpected.

Who would have imagined that it wasn't aliens who suddenly invaded, or unknown detectors with ulterior motives, that flew over the sky of the imperial capital openly, but...

What about a sweeping monk-type practitioner who just came out of the deep mountains and old forests and doesn't understand the modern society ruled by law?

The person in charge is well-informed, and he is responsible for a large part of the matters related to metaphysics and supernatural powers that should not be publicized.

However, this time, he was still shocked by Wei Heng's supernatural powers and his little understanding of current affairs.

"nothing."

To Wei Heng, the large formation that was enough to be broadcast on the news broadcast just now is obviously like a passing breeze, and it doesn't bother him:

"I offended myself first, no wonder you guys."

Wei Heng is a Taoist priest, and no one dares to say that he is wrong.

But he still explained to the person in charge at the scene where the lights were flickering and the voice was raucous, and he never sneered at the person in charge's apology in the game, and even frankly admitted that he was wrong.

Not only because of the love for Shu Yao.

He respects the well-established, civilized world order.

Since he came here, he is also willing to abide by the order of this world.

The person in charge no longer wipes his sweat so frequently.

There is no way, after all, although he represents the wishes of the superiors, people like Wei Heng are rare species.

There are some things that are more convenient for practitioners to solve immediately.

This matter finally ended with a happy ending.

The person in charge moved his eyes and began persuading him earnestly.

It is probably because there was a supernatural incident that involved a lot and had a great impact recently. I don’t know how many masters of metaphysics have been worried. I hope the two of you can help.

Of course, it is absolutely okay to begrudge a helping hand.

Welcome to find him to solve the problem of black households at any time.

To the person in charge's surprise, he didn't need to work hard, or even explain the specific supernatural event in detail. The one next to him was so beautiful that he rubbed his eyes three times when he first saw it, and subconsciously wanted to scold the helicopter pilot. The young man who was flickering the lights agreed without hesitation.

The reason why Shu Yao agreed is also very simple.

As soon as the person in charge mentioned the place where the accident happened, Shu Yao realized that it was the place where Tian Ce, the hidden sword, went to travel.

His temperament is not likable and gregarious, and he doesn't have too many friends in modern times.

Naturally, there is no room for Hidden Sword Tiance to suffer any damage.

Shu Yao: "It's just that brother, I have a heartfelt request, and I hope to agree."

The person in charge said without hesitation, "Don't worry, as long as the country can do what it can, it's a duty!"

Shu Yao coughed lightly: "That's right, I'm a third-year student at x University, I wonder if it's possible... send me a graduation certificate in advance?"

He doesn't want to stay up all night working on liver papers anymore.

I also don't want to be shrouded in the fear of being called out and being late for class.

Let his glory of never failing a course stay in the past, and let his graduation certificate put an end to all this.

pretty good.

The person in charge was shocked for the second time: "Are you actually an x ​​college student?"

Is it possible that cultivating immortals now not only depends on the root bones, but also the academic qualifications?

Is it that difficult? ? ?

No wonder when I was a child, there was never an expert from outside the world who smiled at me with my unfathomable beard:

"Little friend, I see that your bones are strange and your talent is extraordinary. You are a good talent and jade in the field of cultivation. Why don't you go up the mountain with the old man to practice?"

They must have seen through that not only did they have no talent, but they were also not good material for reading.

The person in charge is infinitely sad

Feeling sad, he blurted out: "No, master, you are a high-achieving student, why didn't you teach your partner how to fly a sword at high altitude?"

Shu Yao: "..."

Because after 300 years, he himself was used to domineering with a thunder on the left and a sword on the right, so he threw this matter out of the blue.

But obviously, in a society ruled by law and under materialism, it is absolutely impossible to say this.

Shu Yao had a plan in mind, and said with a slight smile: "To tell the truth, my Taoist companion has been practicing in the mountains before, and he is the baby kiss that our teacher arranged for us. I have never met him before."

Wei Heng: "..."

"what?"

The person in charge was shocked for the third time in a short period of time: "It's a society of equal rights now, master, you are a high-achieving student at x university, don't you know that blind marriage is bad?"