sheepskin for melon

It is not a formal meal at the moment, and there are not many customers in the Big Bones Restaurant, so it is very quiet.

As soon as Chi Li and Tan Yushu came in, they stood out, and everyone's eyes fell on them involuntarily.

You two big men, you played pretty well...

Looking at the indescribable eyes of everyone, Chi Li was fearless: What are you looking at, I am playing with my wife, are you jealous?

Tan Yushu: ...

Sure enough, it was quite difficult to embarrass Brother Chi.

Reluctantly, she let her hair loose, combed it again, and complained in a low voice: "Long hair is really inconvenient. If I don't go back one day, I will cut my hair short."

Chi Li was holding the menu to read, when he heard this sentence, he suddenly paused, his eye feathers trembled, and he quickly pretended nothing happened and asked, "What do you mean you can't go back?"

Tan Yushu tied up his hair skillfully, otherwise it would be very troublesome when he gnawed on the big bones. Hearing Chi Li's question, he said as it should be: "I will come to Brother Chi after the country is prosperous and the people are safe and the world is peaceful. This is living in seclusion for the elderly.”

Chi Li was stunned, what is Tan Yushu doing, is he entrusting him for life?

Somewhat awkwardly said: "Didn't you say at the beginning that 'other lands are so good, how can we leave our homeland'?"

Tan Yushu smiled. Brother Chi remembers what he said so clearly?

He raised his head and looked at him pitifully: "Brother Chi's words mean that I'm not welcome?"

"I didn't say that!" Chi Li retorted immediately.

"puff--"

Tan Yushu couldn't help laughing, no wonder everyone likes cats so much, it turns out that teasing cats is so fun~

But it's enough to be funny, Tan Yushu restrained his expression, and said solemnly: "Brother Chi, have you heard that sentence, this place of peace of mind is my hometown."

When Tan Yushu said this, there was tenderness in Tan Yushu's eyes, which made people intoxicated with just one glance. When the eyes of the two people met, it seemed that there was no need to say anything, and the years were peaceful.

However, Chi Li quickly realized and slapped him on the head: "Don't pretend to me!"

It was obviously Lu Meiren's child who gave him Tan Yushu's confidence, allowing him to do whatever he wanted to do, first to make a world-shaking upheaval in their place, and finally to pat his ass to come to modern times, and to play with one hand and retire, feeling happy.

As a result, as soon as he talked about it, he suddenly became so affectionate. If he didn't know Tan Yushu well, he would have believed it.

Oh, Tan Yushu is such a deceitful, deceitful ghost.

Tan Yushu: ...

Is Brother Chi allergic to sweet words?

But he also had to admit that there were indeed some other reasons.

The path he was going to take was already full of dangers. How many people who have monopolized power in ancient and modern times will have a good death?

And now he has a perfect retreat.

But even so, it's not a lie that he wants to stay with Brother Chi for the rest of his life. Why can't there be a way to have the best of both worlds in this world?

Tan Yushu looked at Chi Li frankly, without feeling guilty at all.

Chi Li glanced at him, snorted, ignored him, and called the waiter to serve.

After waiting for a while, the delicious sauce-flavored big bones were finally served, along with a pot of hot casserole meatballs and pickled fish.

Tan Yushu ate vegetarian food for a few days, but it was considered enough. When he saw the big stewed bones, he immediately put on plastic gloves and gnawed.

Sure enough, the bone is the best thing to grasp and chew!

Seeing Tan Yushu eating with gusto, Chi Li was a little absent-minded, with his hands in his pockets, not knowing what he was thinking.

Tan Yushu ate very seriously at first, seeing that Chi Li had not moved, he slowly put down his hand, and asked hesitantly, "Brother Chi, what's wrong?"

Chi Li raised his head, looked at him motionless, and did not speak.

Tan Yushu: ...

Weakly put down the bones, brother Chi, what does this mean?It always feels like something big is about to happen...

Chi Li maintained a motion with a blank face, suddenly clasped his hands on the table, and then slowly raised his hands amidst Tan Yushu's surprised expression.

On the table, there were two silver rings, like thorns, as long as they were turned slightly, they could be seamlessly integrated into a whole.

Chi Li raised his chin: "Since you are ready to live with me for the rest of your life, then I have no choice but to be responsible to you. So, do you want to marry me?"

Tan Yushu blinked his eyes and was stunned for a while.

After reacting, he immediately took off his oily gloves, wiped his mouth and hands with a wet towel, and wiped it again with a dry paper towel.

Brother Chi is asking him to marry him?But on this occasion, isn't it a bit wrong...

He watches TV dramas, so he has to hide the ring in the cake, right? Now, brother Chi, when he just gnawed a big bone and licked his mouth, is it really appropriate to take out the proposal ring?

Seeing Tan Yushu's pensive look, Chi Li suddenly became angry: "What do you mean! Why don't you speak!"

Hearing Chi Li's roar, Tan Yushu immediately snatched the ring from the table and said repeatedly: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

Seeing Tan Yushu being so active, Chi Li pursed his lips in satisfaction, counting him Tan Yushu as acquainted.

He happily took the other ring on the table into his hand, and was about to put it on, when he saw the lettering on the inner circle, and immediately nodded on the table: "You took it by mistake, it's mine."

"Oh."

Tan Yushu paused as he put the ring on his hand, but he was curious, what was engraved on the ring Brother Chi gave him?

Take a closer look, "Damn Fox".

Tan Yushu: ...

He calmly took the other from Chi Li, and glanced at it quietly, and it was "husband Chi Li".

Tan Yushu smiled awkwardly but politely: "Brother Chi, why didn't you tell me earlier that the wedding ring should be bought by both parties. I also want to customize a ring for you."

The words "Stupid Cat" are engraved on the back, Tan Yushu thought viciously.

"Heh." Chi Li sneered: "Are you kidding me, you don't have the money to buy a ring."

Tan Yushu: ...

Yes, all his money is kept by Brother Chi...

Chi Li ignored Tan Yushu's pitiful expression, stretched out his five fingers domineeringly, interlocked with his five fingers, and the lingering patterns of the two rings intertwined instantly.

Looking at the entangled and inseparable lines, Chi Li couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth.

And at this moment, the flash light was turned on, and the two looked at the source together.

A diner who was also in the store held up his mobile phone in embarrassment and forgot to turn off the flash!

The two parties were relatively silent, and the diners felt like they were going to die!

Both Chi Li and Tan Yushu are celebrities now, and many people recognized the two of them as soon as they entered the door.

Even if they don't know each other, with their good looks, it's impossible not to attract attention.

Almost everyone in the restaurant was watching them quietly, and then they saw that the two people who were already very strange were getting more and more strange.

When the exchange of rings started, almost everyone in the restaurant wanted to scream. Immediately, someone raised their mobile phone, but they were discovered unexpectedly. What should we do!

Chi Li and Tan Yushu looked at the person who took the sneak shot without moving, and the person who took the sneak shot was trembling with fright.

Who doesn't know that Boss Chi likes to sue plain people for making money the most, so he won't be sanctioned!

Just when the man wanted to cry and beg for forgiveness, the two turned around as if nothing had happened, let go of their hands, then entangled each other again, and kissed each other on the back of each other's hands.

snap!It is tiring to maintain this movement!

Passerby: ...

Hey?

After being stunned for a while, there was a burst of wolf howling, and they picked up their mobile phones to take pictures frantically!

God!What kind of shocking gossip did they pass by!How much is this worth selling to paparazzi!

In the exclamation of everyone, the hands of the two were tightly held together.

Chili tried hard to restrain the smile on his face.

This is too bad. Their love affair was discovered by accident. What should we do? Does everyone now know that Tan Yushu is his wife?

Tan Yushu looked at Chi Li's stinky expression, suppressed a smile, and reminded him: "Brother Chi, your sleeves are stained with oil."

Chi Li looked down, and it was true!

I belatedly glanced at the oily big bones, and finally realized that this place does not seem to be a suitable place for a marriage proposal. It seems that it is not romantic at all...

After realizing this, Chi Li immediately looked at Tan Yushu viciously: Why did he suddenly confess his love to him without picking a place!

Tan Yushu: ...

Blame him again?

But forget it, looking at the ring he casually took out of his pocket, God knows how long Brother Chi has been quietly preparing it, if he doesn't let him give it away, he will be overwhelmed, haha.

Ever since Chi Li and Tan Yushu made a high-profile couple cosplay at the S City Comic Expo, this magical pair of "Chi Tan" CPs have exploded.

After all, what is a cp picture, isn't it just a picture of a face!

Moreover, this pair of CPs also comes with "Orthopedics", "The Overlord and the Little Wife", "The Gold Master and the Little Beauty" and other aspects. Can this work?

CP fans, as usual, brushed all kinds of materials that can be used for sugar, and the more they ate, the higher they got, and suddenly they came across a topic: Huo Fenghuang Chi announced his love affair.

cp fan: ...

Fuck!The house collapsed as soon as it was drunk!

Clicking in with a painful mask on his face, he saw Mr. Chi, who had always been very cold, suddenly posted a picture of a wedding ring, with the caption: "I will get married in three days."

At the end @谭玉书, Tan Yushu replied with a smiley face: "The groom is me."

cp fan: ...

What the hell!

The two games of Huofenghuang have recently become popular all over the world. The young and promising Mr. Chi, who also has the topic of "Master True and False", has naturally become a big celebrity on the Internet. As soon as this news broke out, it immediately detonated the entire Internet .

"Wait, Mr. Chi@ is a man, right?"

"Hey guy, is this a public outing?"

"If I had known that Boss Chi liked this, then I wouldn't be able to do it. Boss Chi will look at me!"

As soon as this sentence came out, it immediately caused a roar of laughter: "Although Mr. Chi likes men, it doesn't mean he's not picky, okay?"

"Looking at the photo of Director Chi Xuan's lover, I instantly understood him. It doesn't matter whether he is a man or a woman when he looks like this!"

"Sure enough, when a rich man finds a wife, he doesn't necessarily look at gender, but he must look at his face haha."

Of course, there are many voices of opposition, but who cares, neither Chi Li nor Tan Yushu lives by the opinions of others.

Only CP fans have the most complicated moods. When they used to crave CP, they wanted to prove that they were real, but when they knew they were real, their enthusiasm suddenly faded.

If you want to ask why, they just want to experience the joy of picking candy, don't they want to be stuffed with dog food, okay?

Looking at the affectation of those two people, I can't wait to put dog food on someone's face, isn't it too much!

CP fans brushed the piles of "industrial saccharin" provided by this loving couple, and shed bitter tears, please be more reserved!We can drink on our own, so let's reap the supernatural powers!

Sadly brushing "Industrial Saccharin", suddenly found a question, is there a big plate of bones next to the divine picture of love at first kiss...

As more and more photos and videos are uploaded, people find that this "romantic" scene seems to have really happened in an unpretentious big bone museum.

Melon Eater: ...

"Hahaha! Is the ring hidden in the big bone and brought up?"

"Mr. Chi: Xiaoyu, isn't it romantic to see that the wedding proposal table prepared by my brother is romantic? This big bone represents my heart. When you eat big bones in the future, you must think of me."

"Hahaha! What if there is a voice in my head!"

"Shut up! Return my domineering Boss Chi! I'm Boss Chi's Su fan!"

"Hahaha! Country love, suddenly I can drink again, hahaha!"

……

Looking at the comments from netizens, Tan Yushu struggled to hold back his laughter.

Brother Chi should have a long memory now, no matter what you do, you have to think twice hahaha!

Amidst the laughter, Chi Li was very calm.

Oh, don't force yourself to smile, because he is jealous that he has a wife, he knows it all.

Jealousy is useless, no one will give his wife!