sheepskin for melon

Tan Yushu slowly opened his eyes wide, and suddenly wanted to get up, but Chi Li slapped him down: "Open your mouth."

Tan Yushu refused to accept it, is it time to take medicine now?Get up and do business!

He snatched the medicine bowl, drank it all in one gulp, jumped off the bed, and his waist and legs no longer hurt.

Beauty Lu is finally pregnant!

The results of the pregnancy test strips are much earlier than the imperial doctor's diagnosis and treatment, so they will start a new round of arrangement immediately!

Looking at Tan Yushu's cheering appearance from behind, Chi Li slowly evoked a smile.

Hearing that Lu Meiren had a child, Tan Yushu was happier than the old emperor.

But he still crossed his arms and poured cold water on him: "Don't think about it, everyone knows that you are recuperating now, and you can't do anything."

Tan Yushu: ...

Looking pitifully at Brother Chi, he is so worried about the country and the people, it's too much not to let him work...

Chi Li raised the corner of his mouth and showed a very nasty smile: "But if you beg me, I can help you."

How difficult it is!

Tan Yushu immediately leaned over with shining eyes, looking at him innocently like a puppy: "Brother Chi, please."

Chi Li frowned seeing his obedient appearance, begging for truth, why didn't he feel any sense of accomplishment at all?

Hold up his face: "Call my husband to listen first."

Tan Yushu raised his eyebrows, wow, is Brother Chi acting so perverted?

However, she still hugged his neck and softly whispered in his ear: "Husband~ Please~"

Immediately, Chi Li's ears turned red, as if...it's okay...

"Call again..."

Hu Chunniang was going to see Tan Yushu, but when she arrived, she found that the door was locked, and she was speechless for a while.

In broad daylight, what perverted things are the two of them playing?

……

Time flies, and although the sun is still scorching outside, autumn has already ushered in.

On the day of the Hungry Ghost Festival, the emperor bestowed gifts on all his ministers as usual. Efa Temple has always been loved by Emperor Jiaming because of the miraculous deeds of the eminent monks who crossed Er. .

But this time, Efa Temple gave back a gift: a glazed statue of Avalokitesvara.

Because of what the son of Prince Tianfu said a few days ago, Emperor Jiaming was quite brooding about the matter of being an heir, but now seeing this Guanyin who gave him his son, his heart moved.

Who doesn't know that he has no children, and no one would ever give him such a thing as a bad luck. Naturally, the eminent monks of Efa Temple would not be so ignorant. Could there be some unspeakable reasons for this?

At this time, Lu An also came in with a tray, and told Emperor Jiaming: "Your Majesty, Immortal Master Bingchenzi sent something to the boy under his seat today."

Emperor Jia Ming smiled, what day is it today, and everyone gave him something, and immediately waved: "What is it, show it to me."

Lu An stepped forward: "It's a mahogany card that says 'a hundred sons are blessed', and a yellow talisman that says 'avoid evil spirits'. They are said to be given to Lu Meiren."

Emperor Jiaming held the mahogany tablet of "Hundred Sons Harmony" in his hand, his heart was shaken, Buddhism and Taoism have different origins, why did the eminent monks of Efa Temple and Immortal Master Bingchenzi give him the same thing at the same time?

"Place it in Lu Meiren's palace!"

At this moment, Emperor Jiaming felt hot because of a guess, and he couldn't wait to rush to Lu Meiren's Palace.

As soon as she entered Beauty Lu's palace, she saw Beauty Lu wearing no makeup or pearl hairpins, leaning on the table in plain clothes, propping her forehead with a tired expression.

Seeing Emperor Jiaming coming in, as if awakened by a start, he quickly got up and pleaded guilty, covering his face with his sleeves: "Your Majesty, forgive me, I didn't know that His Majesty would come, I didn't wash up, my hair is unkempt, I really dare not see the sky."

Emperor Jiaming was not angry, he quickly helped her up: "My concubine, don't be too polite!"

Flicking off her sleeves, unlike the past with exquisite makeup, the plain face of Lu Meiren has an indescribable mature charm, which is more lovely than heavy makeup.

Emperor Jiaming held Meiren Lu in his arms in a good mood, and asked with concern: "Why does the beauty look so sad, but the palace servants don't serve her wholeheartedly?"

Lu Meiren smiled softly and said: "Your Majesty is worrying too much. The concubine is loved by His Majesty, and there is nothing wrong with it. It's just that I had a strange dream last night and woke up in the middle of the night. I haven't slept until now, so I am a little tired. "

"Oh? What dream?"

Lu Meiren looked in a trance, as if recalling: "Last night in a dream, my family was picking lotus seeds in a boat. Halfway through the picking, I looked up at the sky, and saw the sky full of stars. The concubine looked at it, and somehow fell into it." Suddenly, the stars fell into the concubine's arms, and the concubine woke up suddenly, the more I thought about it, the more miraculous it became."

When Emperor Jiaming heard this dream, he was even more moved, and quickly asked the imperial physicians from the entire imperial hospital to diagnose Lu Meiren's pulse.

The imperial physicians were called over urgently, thinking that something had happened, but after the pulse diagnosis, something really happened!

They looked at each other and knelt down on the ground: "Congratulations, Your Majesty! Congratulations, Your Majesty! Beauty Lu's pulse glides like pearls, it seems to be... a happy pulse!"

Hearing this news, Emperor Jiaming's mind went blank: he has a prince!

However, Tan Yushu felt that this idea was a bit too optimistic.

After all, he has learned a lot in modern times, and he knows that the probability of having a boy or a girl is mixed, so it is also possible that it is not a prince, but a princess, and a princess has no inheritance rights.

So Tan Yushu, who finally believed in materialism, began to burn incense and worship Buddha again. No matter what kind of god, as long as Emperor Jiaming can add a prince, he is willing to worship him for life!

If you can't...don't blame others for winning the battle!

Recently, "The Young Master" in the "Efa Temple Weekly" is so well written that it deserves a national promotion.

Speaking of which, how likely is it that the civet cat will be replaced by the crown prince?It's worth thinking about.

If this is the case, how can His Majesty cooperate with him?

Hey, I have a headache, as expected, it's all done in one step, giving birth to a prince is the most worry-free...

Chi Li watched from the side, this was the first time he had seen someone like Tan Yushu.

Others worship gods with pious eyes, and he worships gods with eyes full of ambition. His posture always makes people suspect that if the gods don't agree with him, he is going to shovel other people's temples.

But this has nothing to do with him. He brought a big bowl up: "My mother made you your favorite stewed pork ribs in an iron pot. Do you want to eat it?"

As soon as the lid was opened, the aroma of the pork ribs immediately hit his nostrils, and Tan Yushu couldn't help swallowing.

But no!

Take a step back and put your palms together: "Amitabha, from today onwards, I must sincerely worship the gods, eat fast and recite the Buddha's name. Brother Chi, you must never use this kind of thing to test me in the future."

Chi Li looked at him with disgust, this man might be going crazy...

But it doesn't matter, Chi Li put down the bowl and picked up the chopsticks: "That's fine, I'll eat it myself, you watch."

Thanks to Dr. Tolu, Chi Li has a very good appetite and can eat anything.

Only after his stomach healed did he realize that it was such a great feeling to enjoy delicious food to the fullest, and he could understand why Tan Yushu was so good at eating.

But after he was able to eat it, Tan Yushu couldn't eat it, hey, what a pity~

Tan Yushu: ...

Brother Chi is too much!In theory, he is still a monk!Pigs are so cute, why eat pigs!

However, Chi Li didn't care about him, pigs are so cute, of course they should be eaten while they are hot!

The overcooked short ribs are wrapped in oily soup, and a clean bone can be stretched out with a light bite.

Ah, the color and fragrance are delicious, so delicious~

Tan Yushu: ...

Close your eyes and see that you are pure, twist the rosary in your hand, no one can disturb him to devote himself to the Buddha!

While playing the Buddha beads, he also chanted some words, he wanted to recite the mantra for the poor pig, blah blah.

Chi Li slammed his ribs, this guy is really serious...

But there is no God in this world, and asking God is just asking for psychological comfort. If you want him to speak, you might as well ask this one.

After the passage between the two worlds was opened again, Chi Li looked at the strange moon in the sky.

You are already a mature moon, I hope you can understand something.

……

As soon as he arrived in modern times, the first thing Tan Yushu did was to go to the hospital to consult the precautions for pregnant women, and prescribed various anti-fetal drugs.

The doctor was no stranger to him, and joked with a smile: "Why, your friend's illness is finally cured?"

The smile on Tan Yushu's face could not be stopped, and he nodded happily: "Yes, doctor! I have troubled you these days."

A few doctors met at a glance. As we all know, I have a friend who is equal to myself, so his friend is not himself, right?

If so, then congratulations to him on being a father~

Looking at the tacit eyes of the doctors, Tan Yushu immediately understood what they were thinking.

But that person is really not him, looking back at Chi Li, his lover can't give birth.

It's just that although the child is not his, it is equivalent to giving birth to him, so mother and child must be safe!

After coming out of the hospital, the two drove their car to look for food.

Ever since they moved out, there was no mother of Chi to urge them to eat, and the two of them, who were quite casual, started to eat casually, eating wherever they went.

Tan Yushu looked at the Big Bone Restaurant on the side of the road, and recalled the scene of Chi Li eating alone in front of him that day, and couldn't help feeling sad.

Chi Li rolled his eyes: "Whatever you want to see, eat it if you want."

Tan Yushu hesitated and said, "But in that case, won't it seem less pious..."

Chi Li snorted coldly: "Let your god find out, whose territory is he in now, and he dares to enforce the law across time and space? If our god finds out, he will knock off his head!"

Tan Yushu's eyes lit up, yes!

So the devout believers were immediately persuaded, put the beads in their pockets, and happily prepared to gnaw big bones~

Now that the old year has passed and the new year is ushered in, City A is so cold that it is outrageously cold.

And because of the geographical location, every winter, strong winds and cold currents always come together. When the two of them got out of the car, they were immediately guzzled by the icy northwest wind, which almost killed them.

Tan Yushu immediately looked at Chi Li worriedly, and shouted at him hoarsely in the strong wind: "Brother Chi! Hold on to your wig! Don't get blown away!"

Pond: ...

Are you worried about the wig at this time!If Tan Yushu doesn't love him anymore, he doesn't worry about him being blown away!

But feeling the precarious wig on his head, it seems that he should really hold it down first.

The two of them dragged each other and strode into the Big Bones Pavilion, and finally let out a long sigh of relief after shutting down the strong wind.

The heating in the room gradually came up, and Tan Yushu couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw Chi Li's embarrassed look.

Pond: ...

"What are you laughing at! Do you think you are fine!"

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his evil hand without hesitation, and with a few strokes, Tan Yushu's long hair, which he had carefully tied up, turned into a chicken coop.

Tan Yushu: ...

Is Brother Chi really an adult this year?