sheepskin for melon

The deep and shallow rose petals are floating with the water waves, and the steaming mist is filled with the slight drunkenness of red wine. Chili's slender fingers pick up a delicate rose that has been removed from the thorns, and insert it in Tan Yushu's wet ear temples, smiling softly Said: "Are you hungry?"

Tan Yushu tensed his back almost instantly: Huh?

Chi Li pursed his lips comfortably, put a big hand on Tan Yushu's flat and firm belly due to years of exercise, leaned over to smell the rose fragrance in his hair with the smell of wine, and his lazy voice was like a layer of sandpaper: " I seem to have heard your stomach growling just now, are you hungry?"

Tan Yushu: ...

That's what I meant...

Submerging his body in the water, he nodded vigorously.

He ate that plane meal all day, it wasn't enough to digest at all, he was really hungry...

Chi Li got up to get dressed, the thin bathrobe couldn't cover the ups and downs of his chest, when he walked to the door, he suddenly turned around and smiled mysteriously, startling Tan Yushu who was stuffy in the water.

Seeing that the corner of Chi Li's mouth curled up uncontrollably: "Suddenly remembered, can you not eat spicy food today?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Chi Li sighed, pretending to be regretful, and said, "You used to like spicy food so much, and you finally came to S City, but you couldn't eat the authentic local signature spicy dishes, what a pity~"

Tan Yushu: ...

Brother Chi, this... isn't it a bit too much...

Seeing Tan Yushu's aggrieved eyes wide open, Chi Li finally felt at ease.

Hmph, isn't this our little spicy prince, I haven't seen you for a few days, so sorry~

Enter the room in a good mood and take out your mobile phone, ask the waiter to prepare supper, special note, it should be lighter.

This hotel deserves to be booked at a high price on purpose. The services are very thoughtful. The waiters are on call 24 hours a day, and the kitchen will be ready soon after receiving the call.

Of course, the experience of various facilities in the room is also very good. Chi Li is very satisfied and will come again next time.

Tan Yushu dawdled in the bathroom for a long time before he came out slowly. His steamy feet stepped directly on the dark red carpet of the hotel. The delicate and round toes were like white and transparent shell beads, slightly pink, Half-sinked in the thick fluff, with a kind of erosive luxury.

He pinned his wet long hair behind his ear, revealing a white ear. The rose that was originally pinned on the ear temple was now pinched by his white fingers and placed back on the head of the bed.

Picking up my mobile phone, there is no doubt that it is out of battery, but it doesn't matter, I have learned all the knowledge, I am so happy...

After plugging in the power and turning on the phone, the interface finally became clean after restarting, and Tan Yushu breathed a sigh of relief.

But Chi Li walked over, snatched his mobile phone, and snorted coldly: "I didn't expect you to watch these unhealthy things behind my back every day, and you banned them."

Tan Yushu: ...

How to explain this misunderstanding...

Chi Li quickly unloaded and killed the donkey, Tan Yushu's taste is too bad, how can these trash models compare to him, he is not stingy and refuses to show, hum.

Seeing Tan Yushu's pitiful eyes from the corner of his eyes, he immediately raised his chin: "What, do you have an opinion?"

Tan Yushu: ...

He didn't know if he had any objections. He stood by and lowered his eyes, looking at his toes sullenly, and let Chi Li operate on his mobile phone. When Chi Li finished, he raised his head and asked pitifully, "What about that?" Brother Chi, can we go see pandas together tomorrow?"

When Chi Li is in a good mood, he is easy to talk, and he casually said happily: "Can you still go tomorrow?"

"Yes, why not."

The air suddenly fell into silence.

Looking at Chi Li's eyes gradually gathering over, Tan Yushu...

Although I can see pandas tomorrow!But tonight, it's best to order it as soon as possible... Take care of yourself, Brother Chi!

However, it is a pity that I still didn't go to see the pandas the next day, and I didn't even eat the supper...

Young people nowadays, hey.

……

The video of Tan Yushu’s appearance at the airport was posted by the station sisters, and it immediately went viral. More and more fans rushed over to identify whether this out-of-circle look was his own. However, after a long time, there were no fans. Dare to claim...

It took a long time to find anyone, so it spread more widely, until a fan outside the circle brushed it up and said uncertainly: "Why does it look so much like Gua Yuyu?"

"Pfft——Gua Yuyu, what the hell kind of name is that? Wouldn't your conscience ache for a beauty with such a name?"

"Uh, Xiaoyu, the host who sells melons, is called Gua Yuyu for short."

Because Tan Yushu didn't show up for a long time, the popularity dropped quickly, but after all, he was once a huge Internet celebrity with many diehard fans, so he rushed over immediately after hearing the words, and took a closer look, it was really Guagua!

Onlookers:  …

Is it a melon now?

The fans of the anchor Xiaoyu said that it was Baby Xiaoyu who showed his face on the live broadcast, and the one who didn't show his face at home was the idiot Guagua.

Stupid Guguagua, it's too much!My own anchor has to go to the star station sister to watch it!

After knowing the identity of the person at the airport, other fans of her star were also shocked.

The melon-selling host Xiaoyu's divine image was widely circulated at the beginning, and they had seen it before, but as we all know, Internet celebrities who don't have a beauty filter, most of them will die at the sight of light when they come out.

Fan stars, they secretly lick their faces through the screen, and they don’t bother to remove fans seriously, because they firmly believe that this is the effect of high P, and I definitely don’t look as good as their cooking!

However, this series of high-definition videos at the airport have been circulated, which directly shattered their beliefs in the past. The real state is actually so good, 360 degrees without dead ends!

"With this condition, it would be a pity not to enter the entertainment industry."

"I haven't come out for so long, and suddenly I am so high-profile, maybe I want to change careers and become a star?"

"But it's too anxious to talk to CP before it's popular."

"It doesn't matter! As long as I have face, I can eat anything! The man in the hat who holds hands together is so handsome! Come out and do business, ho ho ho!"

"Although, don't you think that the man wearing the hat is very similar to Mr. Chi?"

"Which Boss Chi? You're not talking about the Boss Chi of Huofenghuang, are you? The money he earns every day is used to buy cars, and he still uses it to sell rot with a small internet celebrity?"

As soon as the words came out, there was a moment of silence.

"Well, Mr. Chi seems to be really in City S. Chuangke specially invited Mr. Chi as a technical consultant, and they even held a press conference together."

"I went to have a look. What the hell, the clothes and hat that Mr. Chi wore at the press conference are exactly the same as the guy at the airport!"

"Huh? Don't you know? The anchor Xiaoyu is actually Mr. Chi's cousin. When he sold melons, he sold melons from Chi's parents. When Huofenghuang was first established, he also helped advertise."

"It's not just my cousin, he accounts for 35% of Fire Phoenix's shareholding!"

People who eat melons:  …

I thought I was watching the entertainment channel, but I didn't expect it to be the financial channel, so Mr. Chi took his cousin on a business trip, why add so many dramas to him when he has nothing to do!

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh?"

"Who said that! Isn't it better now? The domineering president and his little wife!"

"Please! They are cousins, okay?"

"Hiss~ There's even a setting for orthopedics?"

"I'm often out of tune with you because I'm not perverted enough, but after thinking about it, Xiaoyu softly called my cousin, hiss~"

……

In Hu Chunniang's store in City A, two female students were also holding their mobile phones and wiggling wildly. No one knew, but those two had better sex in private!

Thinking about the time when they wore panda dolls, Mr. Chi was obviously protecting the food. He even refused to let the panda doll touch Xiaoyu. This is not true love!

Hu Chunniang just came to the store and laughed when she saw their strange expressions: "What are you looking at? Are you so happy?"

Seeing that it was her, the two girls immediately stood up and waved their hands repeatedly: "Aunt Hu! Nothing!"

After all, we can't say that we are eating your son's cp...

Hu Chunniang narrowed her eyes: "Really? I don't believe it? You two little girls are not trying to tease me, show me!"

The two girls had no choice but to show her the gossip news at the airport: "We saw Mr. Chi and Xiaoyu on the phone, it was quite fun~"

Anyway, Aunt Hu probably doesn't know anything about CP, it's quite normal for them to go on a business trip together.

Hu Chunniang took the phone, the smile in her eyes gradually disappeared, and she said with a bland smile: "I see that the bullet screens are talking about good matches and so on. The current netizens are so funny. What do you say to these two big men? Is it a good match?"

The two girls didn't expect that Aunt Hu's ability to focus on the key points was so strong, and they smiled awkwardly: "People are just boring nowadays. When they see two handsome guys, they wish they could make a couple."

Hu Chunniang smiled: "In other words, it's quite common for two men to be together?"

The two girls glanced at each other. Aunt Hu must have taken it seriously, so she quickly explained to her with a smile: "Aunt Hu, don't be so serious, you're just kidding around, don't take it seriously, Lin Daiyu and Voldemort are both Somebody is eating hahaha."

The two girls laughed easily, but Hu Chunniang couldn't.

After discussing in detail with the two girls what "male-male cp" is, Hu Chunniang returned home with heavy steps.

Because of some things, Chi's father and Chi's mother temporarily stayed in the countryside. Now there is only Hu Chunniang living in city A, and a part-time worker who comes to cook and clean regularly.

The part-time worker is a middle-aged woman, surnamed Sun, who talks a lot.

Seeing Hu Chunniang came back, she immediately chatted with her enthusiastically while working. Hu Chunniang is also a person who likes to be lively, so the two chatted away.

Chatting and chatting, and slowly talking about the child, Hu Chunniang couldn't help sighing: "Why is the child so worry-free?"

Sister-in-law Sun's family knew each other, and when she heard this, she immediately felt that she was joking: "Sister, you have such a son, what else is there to be dissatisfied with? Your little Tan, who looks handsome, has a house and a car, You don’t even have to worry about getting a wife in the future! It’s not like that brat in our family, who is almost 30 and has never had a girlfriend! It’s driving me to death!”

Hu Chunniang: ...

It's not just that you don't have to worry about marrying a daughter-in-law, maybe you can perform supernormally and get her a male daughter-in-law...

But the family ugliness cannot be publicized, and Hu Chunniang can't tell her sister-in-law, she can only keep it in her heart.

While comforting Mrs. Sun, she also comforted herself. Maybe she was overthinking. Their confidants and friends, when they really knew each other, even shared concubines.

So it's normal that her son and Mr. Chi Xiaolang are always sticky together?

Anyway, I heard from the two girls that even here, love between men and women is not so common.

Hu Chunniang gritted her teeth to comfort herself, and greeted Mrs. Sun with a smile: "I just brought back some fresh fruits, Mrs. Sun, don't be too busy, let's sit down and eat something together."

"No, no, I finished washing these clothes and went home."

Hu Chunniang wanted to persuade her, but she saw something.

The suits Chili wears at work are expensive and difficult to take care of, so they need to be taken out and washed in a special way.

Before doing it, Mrs. Sun took out all the pockets to prevent important things from being damaged during washing.

Generally speaking, it was just in case, but this time I actually found something in the inner pocket.

Sister-in-law Sun held a lotus-patterned purse, and looked at it curiously: "Mr. Chi is actually wearing such a thing next to his body, it's really strange!"

Hu Chunniang: ...

It's not unusual, she embroidered it.

Oh~ I lost it here.

……

In City S, Chi Li still accompanied Tan Yushu to see the giant pandas.

As soon as he entered the zoo, Tan Yushu became excited and frantically took photos and videos of the giant pandas, preparing to take them home to show off to the parents.

"Brother Chi, take a photo with the giant panda!"

Chi Li reluctantly took the camera, heh, childish!

Tan Yushu happily compared the scissors, and Chi Li looked at Tan Yushu along the camera. In order to facilitate travel, he wore a long ponytail today and a pair of panda ears on his head, which looked very cute.

Chi Li pursed his lips, the corners of his mouth curled up, and clicked the shutter.

He held up the camera and shouted at him: "Change another action!"

Tan Yushu blinked, and then changed his hand to scissors.

"I told you to change your moves but not your hands!"

Tan Yushu: ...

Brother Chi asks so much...

But it must be nice to shoot!

After the filming was over, Tan Yushu excitedly ran over to watch it, but then fell silent: "Brother Chi, where are the pandas?"

"Didn't you see the big panda?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Is that a panda?That's a panda butt!

To be reasonable, taking pictures with pandas is mainly for taking pictures of pandas!Brother Chi, what's the use of taking so many pictures!

Slowly raising his head to look at Chi Li, Chi Li immediately stared: What, do you have a problem with him?

Tan Yushu: ...

Then I can't, I turned around and grabbed an ordinary passerby, and said with a smile: "Brother Chi, why don't we take a photo together."

Chi Li raised his eyebrows, for the sake of Tan Yushu's strong request, that's fine.

But how do you show the panda behind you when you take a group photo?

So passers-by saw two serious people, stretching out their arms to form a complete heart, and there was a curious panda in the middle.

puff--

can't laugh.

After taking the photo, Tan Yushu took the camera from a passerby and looked at the exquisite composition with satisfaction.

But Chi Li looked at that person suspiciously, was that guy holding back his laughter?

Hmph, jealous that he has a wife.

Passerby: ...

Can we go now?He couldn't help it hahaha!

After seeing the giant pandas contentedly, Chi Li took Tan Yushu around the world again.

The customs and customs of City S and City A are completely different. Tan Yushu was amazed again and again. When he was playing in a science and technology museum, he suddenly discovered that there was actually a comic exhibition here.

Chi Li glanced at Tan Yushu: "This is what you do."

Tan Yushu saw that he was about to suffocate, and said without changing his face: "Well, I really miss the days when I had new clothes to wear every day."

Chi Li raised his chin: "If you miss it, can you wear black silk again?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Brother Chi, do you remember the matter of Heisi? He obviously had a lot of serious cosplays!

In line with the principle of pity for each other, the two bought tickets and went in.

At the comic exhibition, all kinds of anime characters are overwhelming. As a big hit mobile game, "Yongjing Fengyun" is naturally a cosplay hit, and the most popular Mengchungui has the most, gold card, purple card, The skin, scurrying around, dazzles the eye.

Walking all the way, Tan Yushu couldn't help sighing: "Brother Chi, there are so many dreams of spring return."

Chi Li raised his chin, so many "dream spring return", but he is really by his side.

However, before I had been proud for a long time, I saw a coser who produced Zika Mengchungui, and a coser who produced Bingchenzi Immortal Master next to him, and they suddenly became ambiguous, screaming, and someone stepped on them.

"Xianchang and Mengmeng are the best match, Mengmeng's bgm is played by Xianchang!"

"The officials don't know what to think, they keep pushing the big monk, bald!"

"I can't push it even if I push it. It's a shame to force it. Looking at the exhibition area, there is no 'official match' at all hahaha."

Pond: ...

The next day, those who participated in the comic exhibition actually saw the backs of "Miaofa Monk" and Zika "Mengchungui" in the crowd.

Someone is really craving the official role, see you soon!

Chasing up with the idea of ​​walking into science, I was stunned when I saw the face clearly, what the hell!

The ruthless monk with cassock like fire, and the gentle and elegant purple-clothed scribe suddenly couldn't stop eating!

Tan Yushu, who cosplays "myself", raised his forehead: Brother Chi, this terrible desire to win.

The two of them lived happily in City S for half a month, and finally returned to City A.

After getting off the plane, Chi's father and Chi's mother drove to pick him up: "How is it? Is the business trip going well?"

It went well, that was too smooth, Tan Yushu happily loaded the special products brought to the elders on the car.

A group of people went home talking and laughing, only Hu Chunniang seemed exceptionally silent.

When they got home, Tan Yushu asked curiously, "Mom, why don't you talk? I brought you a lot of things!"

Hu Chunniang looked at him slowly, and smiled slightly: "I have something for you too."

"what?"

Hu Chunniang slowly took out her purse: "I found what you lost, guess where you found it?"