sheepskin for melon

The seventh master of the Hu family has a carefree temper and dares to say anything. When eating together, the whole table is filled with crackling sounds like firecrackers.

If it's just nonsense, that's all. When Hu Laoqi talked about getting up, he started to talk about Tan Yushu's childhood. Tan Yushu's hand holding the chopsticks began to tremble slightly.

Sure enough, after a while, Tan Yushu's seventh uncle became acquainted with Chi Li, and he laughed while pulling him: "Master, you and my eldest nephew are getting along pretty well? Let me tell you, don't look at him like this now." , I was finished when I was a child, and I was beaten by a fourth girl in my family and cried."

"People pretend to be brides at playhouses, and they always have little boys as grooms and little girls as brides, but guess what, my big nephew is just the opposite, every time he is held down by a group of little girls to be the bride hahaha !"

Pond: ...

puff--

Hold back!Can't laugh!

Tan Yushu tremblingly grasped the chopsticks, scratching the ground with his toes in shame.

Jinzhou is relatively close to Qingzhou, so when Tan Yushu's father was there, he lived with his mother in Jinzhou's ancestral home, so he contributed a lot of unbearable past events there.

The key is that he is so old, his uncles still remember it!

It's not like he can't beat his cousin!It's just that his father taught him the way of a gentleman, so why don't you fight with the little girl!

Of course, it's also possible that you won't be able to beat...

Tan Yushu developed slowly when he was young. Among the children of their age, he was the only little boy. The older children didn’t want to take him to play. He could only go to play with girls. He was completely outnumbered. Rub on the ground.

In line with the principle that those who understand current affairs are heroes, he became a dogleg for his sisters and sisters, a man who can bend and stretch, not ashamed!

Chi Li narrowed his eyes and said calmly, "Really? It's really interesting."

Tan Yushu and his seventh uncle saw that Chi Li was interested, and immediately pulled him to talk more.

Tan Yushu: ...

If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have brought Brother Chi here...

At night, in the dead of night, when everyone turned off the lights, Chi Li quietly opened the window, and along the window, a "big black mouse" slipped in.

Chi Li unscrewed the small flashlight he brought from Hyundai, took a picture of him, and raised his eyebrows: "Are you still wearing a night clothes?"

"I'm afraid that someone will see it, brother Chi, turn off the light quickly, it's bad to be seen by others!"

Humph.

After turning off the lights, the room returned to pitch blackness. The two of them were lying on the bed, neither of them could see the other, and they didn't know what was going on, but it seemed that as long as there was another person breathing by their side, they felt inexplicably at ease.

Chi Li turned around abruptly, facing Tan Yushu, even though he couldn't see him in the dark, he pinched Tan Yushu's face precisely: "It turns out that when you were young, you played so well with your sisters and sisters, childhood sweethearts , childhood sweetheart, envy others."

Tan Yushu: ...

"Brother Chi, you say that because you don't have childhood sweethearts at all. If you had, you would know how scary childhood sweethearts are!"

"I remember one time very clearly. My big sisters dragged me to climb the wall to steal someone's apricot. I let the wind out underneath, but was discovered by others. They jumped off the tree and ran away without even looking at me. I was left with short legs, couldn't run, and was caught..."

"That day, my mother held me down and beat me up, and then my cousin was watching, and when I cried, she laughed, and took the opportunity to treat my sweet jujube cake in front of me. If Brother Chi were you, would you still feel enviable to have such a group of childhood sweethearts?"

puff--

Chi Li didn't want to, but when he thought of the wonderful scene of "short-legged" Tan Yushu being kneaded like a little bun, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

Suddenly, I really want to travel back to the past and knead the "milk buns".

Tan Yushu: ...

Brother Chi laughed out loud at this time, isn't it too much?

But it would be great if it could be exposed.

It's a pity that Chi Li didn't let him go so easily: "Then what kind of girl do you prefer?"

Tan Yushu immediately said without hesitation: "I don't like any of them, I only like you, Brother Chi!"

Hmph, that sounds nice.

Chi Li squeezed Tan Yushu's face dissatisfied: "Answered so quickly, it must be a lie, answer seriously!"

Tan Yushu fell into silence: "But Brother Chi, I'm afraid to answer seriously, you will be angry..."

"You mean, I'm stingy? Tell the truth!"

"No! No!" With a hundred courage, he didn't dare to think like that!

Since Brother Chi wanted to hear the truth, Tan Yushu thought about it seriously: "I might like to be gentle and petite, who can just lean in my arms. It would be even better if I could understand a little poetry, elegance and music. I have a cheerful personality and love to talk about love." laugh……"

As Tan Yushu talked, he gradually became interested, and described to Chi Li what his ideal type was in detail.

Until a certain moment, the air suddenly and quietly could be heard falling needles, Tan Yushu finally realized something was wrong, stopped talking, and asked cautiously: "Brother Chi...why are you silent..."

"Oh, what did I say? I'm not gentle! I'm not petite! I don't know poetry! I'm not cheerful!"

He's mad at him!The ideal type of co-author Tan Yushu is the complete opposite of him!

Tan Yushu: ...

Just now I swore I would not be angry, but now I just said a few words, and my hair exploded.

Brother Chi felt that he was perfunctory when he said good things, and angry when he told the truth, it was really hard to coax...

So Tan Yushu decided not to coax, and leaned over to kiss the corner of Chi Li's mouth, and Chi Li stopped immediately.

In the dark, the two of them tossed and lingered for a while, and Chi Li finally felt a little better, but it was still not so easy to reveal this article, and sneered: "I am not at all like your ideal type, but I really wronged you." Oh, Ang?"

Not only is it not like, Brother Chi is not even a girl...

Tan Yushu secretly slandered.

But as smart as he is, he immediately knew that once he said this, there would be no peace, so he just hugged Chi Li's neck and rubbed it.

"But Brother Chi, there are so many girls in the world who have the same ideal type as me, but I only like Brother Chi, you, who are not like you at all, Ah Lang. Isn't this the destiny?"

"You don't want to like it, you dare!"

Tan Yushu: ...

So what's the point?Brother Chi is just looking for something!

All of this was discovered, yes, he was just looking for trouble!

With the cover of the night, the two of them were a little more presumptuous than usual, but at this time and here, it was obviously not an excellent time.

Chi Li panted heavily, and said bitterly: "Before I came, the old director of Chuangke invited me to be a guest in S City, and the accompanying person will be you, Secretary Tan."

That's really his honor, Mr. Chi?

……

City S is a big city, and there are people coming and going at the airport. Everyone is rushing to their destination, and no one pays attention to anyone.

And at this moment, a series of low breathing sounds came one after another, and the people who were rushing on the road couldn't help being curious at this moment, and when they turned their heads, they immediately took a breath.

A slender young man was striding forward while pulling a small silver suitcase. His slender fingers with well-articulated bones rested on the pull rod, shining white, making people unable to look away.

She has amazing long black hair hanging down her waist like a waterfall. She is wearing a gray knee-length windbreaker and a pair of dark blue jeans. On her chest is a simple white shirt with a cute panda pattern printed on it. T.

The astonishing waist-to-leg ratio elongates the vision infinitely. It is obviously a noisy airport, but it feels like he has walked out of the supermodel bombing street.

A pair of big sunglasses were buttoned on his face, covering most of his face tightly, only a white chin was exposed, so he couldn't see his face clearly.

However, it’s okay without this pair of glasses. No matter how good-looking ordinary amateurs are, others dare not stare at them. Now around this pair of sunglasses, passers-by are immediately shocked: it must be some celebrity!

City S is a metropolis, you can often see celebrities at the airport, and there are usually a lot of station girls and pick-up fans standing around. Seeing this, I immediately feel impolite. Don't care which celebrity it is, let's shoot first and then talk!Just don't post it, it's fine to keep it for yourself!

Seeing the gradually agitated crowd, Chi Li fell silent, without even thinking about it, he took Tan Yushu's hand and strode out.

Today's Chili wore a fisherman's hat to cover his bald head, which was much more low-key than usual. With Tan Yushu, a natural luminous body, he was not so eye-catching.

But now that he was running, everyone's eyes immediately followed, and he was actually a tall and handsome man!

Two handsome guys ran hand in hand, the nympho voice in the crowd suddenly changed -

"Ah~"

No matter, let's drink first!

Which artist is this? It's a trap!

Chi Li and the two quickly ran out of the airport, and with their long legs, they quickly shook off the station sister and the fans who were watching.

Sitting in the car, Chi Li said speechlessly, "When can you keep a low profile?"

Tan Yushu: ...

He is very low-key. Every piece of clothing he wears is bought at a discount in the clothing store in the town. The most expensive coat is only 200 yuan. Isn't this low-key?

Chi Li folded his arms and put on a mask next time!He couldn't believe it, wearing a mask to cover his entire face, he could still attract bees and butterflies like this!

……

In ancient times, everything was carried out step by step, very smoothly, but the "underground joint activities" between the two of them became more and more difficult.

So as soon as he arrived in modern times, Chi Li immediately agreed to the invitation of the old director of Chuangke.

Originally, the old director of Chuangke said that he can come to City A, but Chi Li said very politely, no, no, how can I let the elders come in person, of course he passed.

So the happy business trip started like this~

City S and City A are one south and one north. When the weather in City A plummeted, City S could hold on. At noon, it was still a little hot.

Feeling the obvious temperature difference, Tan Yushu was amazed. The distance between the south and the north in this day only takes one morning by plane. Modern technology is really amazing.

After the shock was over, Tan Yushu became happy again, and showed off the panda pattern on his body to Chi Li: "Brother Chi, can I see the panda now?"

Look at pandas, look at pandas, you know how to look at pandas every day!He wouldn't take him there!

Unless Tan Yushu begged him.

Tan Yushu's eyes are shining, it doesn't matter, he is good at begging for people, especially brother Chi.

After sending Tan Yushu to the door of the hotel, Chi Li left first to talk about something with Chuangke.

Because Tan Yushu came to a strange city for the first time, Chi Li was a little worried, so he asked him to stay in the hotel honestly, ask the waiter to bring food when he was hungry, and never open the door when he saw someone he didn't know.

Tan Yushu laughed, is he a delicate little rabbit?

Pond: ...

That's right, unless the gangster has a gun, it's bad luck for the gangster to meet Tan Yushu.

But when Chi Li left, Tan Yushu stayed in the room obediently.

Yesterday I heard that I was going to fly, I was so excited that I didn't fall asleep at night, I got up early in the day, and now I am a little sleepy.

On the plane, Tan Yushu ate Chili's meal together, and he was not hungry now, so he planned to sleep directly to refresh his spirit.

He took off his coat, and when he walked in, he was immediately stunned.

A giant round bed, covered with a branch of roses, is simply a scene from a TV series, so romantic.

But if romance is romantic, I still have to move out. There is only one bed in the room, which affects his sleep. The flowers are still real flowers. What if there is a thorn and it gets stuck?

But it's still pretty, so let's keep it.

Put these flowers in every corner little by little. Tan Yushu has studied classical painting. His aesthetics and composition are much better than those of the hotel staff. On the bed, it looks much more comfortable.

After completing this big project, Tan Yushu fell down comfortably on the big bed. As soon as his body touched the bed, he was stunned by the strange touch.

The bed under him was like some kind of flowing liquid, every part of his body seemed to be caught in a surging undercurrent, and every slight movement seemed to be massaging his body with countless little hands.

Tan Yushu tried to completely relax his body and immerse himself in the floating bed. Wow, it's so comfortable!

The "waves" swayed gently, and Tan Yushu's consciousness began to become lazy, enjoying the peaceful time comfortably.

However, at this moment, an electric arc suddenly flashed in my mind: Wait, is this the legendary love hotel?

If it's a love hotel, doesn't that mean...

In an instant, a hot current rushed to his forehead, almost steaming Tan Yushu.

These days Tan Yushu and Chi Li are in a period of passionate love, and it is very common for them to get tired of being together every day, kissing and hugging.

But because they have been under the eyes of the two parents, no one dared to break through the last step.

Now Shan Gao is far away from the emperor, lonely and widowed, uh...it seems that everything that happens is quite reasonable...

Tan Yushu's fingertips were almost burning, and he covered his face with all his strength, comforting himself: This is normal, there is nothing to be ashamed of!

Having said that, my nervous fingertips are still trembling!

Taking a deep breath, Tan Yushu firmly thought: all fears come from lack of knowledge, and we must overcome it bravely!

"Xiaohu, give me some XX materials." He decided to study in advance, knowing himself and the enemy, and winning every battle.

Little Fox: ...

Don't let it do such a shameful thing just because it is not human!

But it is really not a human being, so it offered the things the master asked for alive and kicking.

Tan Yushu was ready to look at death as if he were home, and clicked on the video, and just took a look, and gasped, what's the matter with the hot eyes?

I supported my forehead, held on to finish reading, looked up at the sky, and felt that I was about to grow a needle's eye. Is modern art so straightforward?

"Is there a more tactful..."

Xiaohu is very smart, and immediately pushed a lot of new information according to the owner's wishes. This time, it has a little plot, which seems to be more elegant, but how to put it, it looks a bit sleepy...

Tan Yushu was lying on the bed, propping his chin while studying the materials. After a long time, his head gradually became heavy.

In the dimness, it seemed that someone was touching his face. Tan Yushu turned his head in a daze, saw that it was Chi Li, and was too lazy to move: "Brother Chi...you are back..."

However, with the return of consciousness, the sense of hearing gradually became clear. There seemed to be some strange sounds in the quiet room. Tan Yushu slowly looked at the source of the sound——

What the hell!

Tan Yushu jumped up from the bed in fright, and looked at Chi Li stiffly, but there was no wave on Chi Li's face.

Looking at the well-decorated roses in the room and something playing on the phone, Chi Li's eyes gradually deepened.

Is it that impatient?

Tsk, I have no choice but to satisfy him.

Tan Yushu: ...

If he said he just wanted to learn, would Brother Chi believe it?

At a certain moment, Tan Yushu suddenly lost his nostalgia for this world...