sheepskin for melon

The magistrate bowed to Tan Yushu with a smile on his face: "Master Tan, I didn't expect that, did you? I have heard for a long time that when Master Tan was in Beijing, he was a close friend with the eminent monk of Efa Temple, so as soon as the next official heard that the eminent monk had arrived in Qingxi Mansion, he immediately sent the eminent monk away. Please come to the house."

Tan Yushu: ...

I really thank you.

Looking at the magistrate of Qingxi Mansion who was asking for credit, Tan Yushu smiled and said: "My lord, I'm sorry. When Enxiang was in Beijing, he often praised Lord Wang of Qingxi Mansion as a considerate and considerate person. Looking at it now, it is indeed so."

Wang Zhifu's face was filled with excitement immediately: "When Prime Minister En was in Beijing, did you still remember Xiaguan?"

Tan Yushu smiled: "That's natural. Mr. Wang's intention of punching and fisting, how could En Xiang not be moved. When he came, he also asked Tan to walk around with Mr. Wang more often."

Wang Zhifu suddenly burst into tears, raised his sleeves, and said with snot and tears: "The heart of treating me kindly, I will never forget it, woo woo woo..."

Tan Yushu helped him up and comforted him gently, and Wang Zhifu felt a little better now, and grabbed Tan Yushu's hand: "The lower official is far away from Beijing, and he can't serve the old man, Enxiang. Every time I think of it, I feel ashamed secretly, and I still look forward to Mr. Tan When you go back, you can say hello to me one or two."

"That's natural. Your Majesty Wang has helped me a lot during this trip. When Tan returns to Beijing, he will definitely report the truth to His Majesty and Enxiang."

"This is the job of the lower officials. Mr. Tan has worked hard to hunt down thieves under the order of heaven. Naturally, the lower officials can't stand by and watch."

The two went back and forth to compliment each other, and the magistrate Wang put on a smile again: "Today, the eminent monk is in a humble place, so it's better to have a banquet to cleanse the eminent monk at night. Not good at playing the piano, the little girl is vulgar, she has always admired Master Tan, I wonder if Master Tan can personally give some pointers during the banquet?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Mr. Wang sent the singer to no avail, and now he is even giving away his own daughter.The question is, can he wink at all!

Slowly looking back at Chi Li, Chi Li's expression did not change at all, only his eyes became deeper and deeper.

Tan Yushu even panicked and ran away, but the prefect Wang was still here, so he couldn't show a trace of strangeness, so he smiled lightly and said: "The traitors are not yet cleared, it's really not a good time. It won't be too late to get together. Master Miaofa is coming from afar, so I will take him to my residence to rest for a while."

Wang Zhifu immediately responded, "It's because I didn't think carefully about it. I will arrange a residence for Master Miaofa."

"No need, I haven't seen Master Miaofa for a long time, and I have a lot to say, Master Miaofa just stays with me."

"In this way, I will forgive the crime of poor hospitality."

"Where where..."

After dismissing Wang Zhifu, Tan Yushu silently took Chi Li to his residence. Along the way, the sound of regular breathing resounded behind him. The further Tan Yushu walked, the more chills he felt down his spine.

After entering the room, Chi Li locked the door from the inside without making a sound, then looked at Tan Yushu without blinking, and slowly stepped forward.

Tan Yushu stepped back step by step, smiled awkwardly but politely: "Brother Chi, why are you here?"

Hehe, Chili slowly revealed a smile.

Tan Yushu had the nerve to ask, why did he come here...

He hasn't asked Tan Yushu what he was thinking about with that evil pen!

Before the layer of window paper was pierced, he sent flowers and climbed the wall. He was full of eyes on you. If you ignored him, he would not do it. If you asked him, he would still refuse.

Alright, then Chi Li admits it, and he is the one who took the initiative again!

As a result, Tan Yushu's evil pen disappeared!

Fk!

As soon as Chi Li threw the cat out, he ran to Tan Yushu in a few steps, and with a loud "bang", Tan Yushu was pressed down on the bed.

Turning over and rushing forward, clamping his jaw, his eyes were filled with the fierce look on the verge of a volcanic eruption, and his cold voice entwined like a poisonous snake: "Why are you running?"

Tan Yushu: ...

"Chi...Brother Chi, I...I didn't run away, uh...it's normal...by...by order..."

By your grandma's order!

Chi Li blocked his mouth again without hesitation. Chi Li under the rage, like a mad lion, sucked all the air in Tan Yushu's chest with his rough movements.

Tan Yushu was taken aback by him, raised his hand to hold Chi Li's shoulder, wanted to use force but didn't dare, instead let Chi Li's hand pass through the line of defense.

Chi Li got up, his eyes were bloodshot, Tan Yushu was so daring, and ran away without a word behind his back. He desperately needed something to relieve his anger, so he stretched out his hand and hugged him tighter and tighter.

Tan Yushu just got a chance to breathe, and he always felt that the atmosphere was not right. He froze, and reminded in a low voice: "Brother Chi! It's daytime now!"

fuck it!Whether he is day or night, he is going to teach this person a lesson now!

Chi Li was so mad that he tore off his clothes for a long time, but he didn't take them off...

Looking down, Tan Yushu was wearing a full set of armor today. This "copper skin and iron bone" body cannot be cut through by a sword, let alone torn apart by human hands.

Pond: ...

With a "kuang", it thumped on Tan Yushu's breastplate: "How do you take it off!"

Tan Yushu: ...

Will he take it off by himself?

Taking advantage of this gap, Tan Yushu hurriedly pushed Chili over and jumped off the bed.

Take a deep breath, and try to put on a smile that nothing happened: "Brother Chi, when did you come? Don't send me a letter before you come, so I can go to meet you."

Chi Li was overturned on the bed by him, his whole head exploded, sat up and wiped his mouth fiercely, and said with a cold smile: "Guess?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Can he not guess?

It has been half a month since Tan Yushu arrived at Qingxi Mansion, and he has been on the road for more than 20 days.

But he was leading the troops to counter the rebellion, and the road was unimpeded, and the official road was fast, which must be much faster than ordinary people, and he also set off seven days in advance. Calculating the time, I am afraid that Brother Chi will come back from modern times immediately. Came all the way here.

Could it be that Brother Chi has stayed in modern times for a month, and he still hasn't calmed down...

Tan Yushu suddenly felt that a catastrophe was imminent, and changed the subject weakly: "Brother Chi, how is the company doing? How is the development of "Second World" going? Although I'm not here, I'm looking forward to it, hahaha..."

Pond: ...

Taking a deep breath, Tan Yushu dared to mention this!

Knowing that Tan Yushu didn't intend to go back with him at all, Chi Li ran out of the passageway as soon as his brain got hot.

With Tan's mother as the coordinates, after a while, Chi's father and Chi's mother returned to ancient times from modern times, but Chi Li was actually "missing" for a month!

Chi's father and Chi's mother came over immediately the next time the channel opened, and asked him what's wrong with a shocked face.

Pond: ...

How did he know what was wrong!

Walking all the way through mountains and rivers, the more I think about it, the angrier I get!

He got up angrily, but accidentally touched the wound, and an expression of resentment appeared on his face involuntarily.

Tan Yushu kept his eyes on him, and immediately noticed the abnormality, stepped forward nervously and said, "Brother Chi, what's wrong?"

Pond: ...

snort!

She crossed her arms, gave him a blank look, and turned to the bed, not looking at him.

Tan Yushu couldn't help recalling that when they first met, there seemed to be something wrong with Brother Chi's walking posture and the severity of his footsteps.But he was so nervous at the time that he ignored it.

Immediately took another step forward: "Brother Chi, is your leg injured?"

Pond: ...

I don't know if it was an illusion, but after asking this sentence, Chi Li's face became even darker.

Looking at Chi Li's indescribable expression, Tan Yushu suddenly realized.

Brother Chi and the others have more convenient and comfortable means of transportation, so most of the people there don't know how to ride horses.

From Kyoto to Qingxifu, the mountains are high and the road is long, and the boats and vehicles are exhausting. If you have been riding a boat, it will be better. If you encounter a section of land riding a horse, after a few days, people who ride horses for the first time will inevitably be injured. Still more difficult to explain.

Tan Yushu's face turned red immediately, and he turned around to take out the usual wound medicine and bandages from the box, and coughed: "Brother Chi, why don't you take off your clothes, and I'll show you the wound..."

Pond: ...

snort!

The wound was too private, and Chi Li was unwilling to show it to others, but he couldn't bear Tan Yushu's gentle coaxing, and finally lifted the hem of the clothes with a dark face, and took off the shin clothes.

Tan Yushu was ashamed at first, blushing and lowering his head, but after seeing the situation inside, he immediately forgot to think about anything else.

Dots of blood ooze from the bandage wrapped around the thigh, and the snow-white cloth is stained with bright red blood, which looks shocking.

After more than a month of long-distance travel, Chili's "delicate" body raised in modern times couldn't stand it at all, and his entire inner thigh was worn out.

Tan Yushu's face suddenly showed a look of unbearable, untied the cloth strips wrapped around his hands to prevent his hands from being hurt when drawing the bow, exposed his fingers, washed them clean, and helped him take off the bandages that were soaked in blood.

The process of taking the bandage was tantamount to tearing off a piece of flesh from the leg. Chi Li gritted his teeth to prevent himself from humming, embarrassing himself in front of Tan Yushu.

Tan Yushu slowly took off the gauze and burned it. Looking at the more miserable scene inside, he couldn't help but sigh: "Brother Chi, why bother to come all the way here? I'll go back in a few months, even if it's really important If you want to tell me, it would be good to send a letter."

Chi Li sneered: "Heh, who came to see you, I want to open a branch temple of Erfa Temple in Qingxi Mansion, do you have any opinions?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Brother Chi has said that, what else can he say?It's a dead duck with a hard mouth...

But besides being angry, I felt a little uncomfortable.

When something like that happened that night, he should have made it clear. How could he leave without telling Brother Chi, leaving him alone in modern times, enduring the torment of unclear emotions? ?

For such trauma, changing the medicine is the most difficult time, but there is no way, the medicine must be changed, otherwise the inflammation will be even worse.

Tan Yushu carefully cleaned the wound for him: "Brother Chi, bear with it, if it hurts, you can just bite me."

Chi Li rolled his eyes at him, he is so big, is he still afraid of pain?

But when the medicine was applied, the sour taste was no different from salt being sprinkled on the wound, and he couldn't help clenching his teeth because of the pain.

Looking at Tan Yushu's snow-white face, I can't wait to go up and take a bite!

New hatred and old hatred came to my heart together, and I couldn't hold back, so I slapped Tan Yushu on the shoulder hard.

"Bang!"

Accompanied by a tooth-piercing sound of metal impact, Chi Li silently covered his hands.

Tan Yushu: ...

"How about...I take off the armor and let Brother Chi vent his anger?"

snort!He is not angry!

……

After carefully changing the medicine, the pain was finally gone, but another silent atmosphere slowly came up.

Tan Yushu's fingers were white and long, and each protruding joint carried a cool and soft taste.

But the location of the injury is really not good. Just now the pain was nothing, but now that the pain is too severe, another feeling arises.

Chi Li's face turned red immediately, he took a deep breath, and tried to restrain himself, but because of his concentration, Tan Yushu's white fingers, white face, and every breath became so difficult to ignore.

damn it!What's so good about him, Tan Yushu, he doesn't care about it!

After Tan Yushu changed the medicine, he rewrapped the bandage for him. When it was wrapped around it, he felt Chi Li's fiery gaze and began to feel uncomfortable.

Suddenly, Chi Li put his hands on the corners of his eyes, as if to see his expression clearly.Tan Yushu looked into his eyes and immediately felt what was buried deep in his eyes.

The bandaged hand began to tremble, and he coughed: "Brother Chi, you are injured now, er... not suitable... not suitable..."

Chi Li's ears were red with embarrassment, but when he saw Tan Yushu's nervous expression, his face suddenly thickened.

Grabbing the hand that was fastened with the belt, he quickly evacuated, and looked over with deep eyes: "It's fine if you're injured, but it's fine if you're not injured?"

Tan Yushu: ...

He wanted to pretend to be stupid almost immediately, and asked Brother Chi, if it was possible, why did he ask him?

However, when Tan Yushu's eyes touched those deep and fiery eyes, Tan Yushu's words froze again.

How hard does it take to pretend to turn a blind eye to this feeling of not turning back and rushing like moths to a flame?

After being silent for a long time, he whispered: "Uh... the injury is healed, it depends on the time and occasion..."

Pond: ...

Tan...Tan Yushu, what does he mean by this!

Chili seemed to have been boiled by steam all of a sudden, and his whole body was a mess.

Tan Yushu was not much better, he wanted to pull out his hand, but Chi Li grabbed him even tighter.

Chi Li's deep eyes moved closer little by little, his voice was hoarse, and he asked forcefully, "What time? What occasion?"

Tan Yushu: ...

Brother Chi, do you know what it means to stay on the front line, so we can meet again in the future!

Chi Li got closer and closer, seeing that the atmosphere was getting more and more out of hand, he was forced to blushed and whispered: "At least...not during the daytime..."

Pond: ...

Who said it can't be done during the day, did he, Tan Yushu, say it couldn't work?

Pushing him against the bed curtain, she wished she could eat him in one bite.

"Brother Chi... injured!"

Damn it!

But finally stopped, Chi Li patted Tan Yushu's heavy armor: "Look at the shit you're wearing!"

Tan Yushu: ...

Fortunately, I didn't take it off just now!

Pushing Chi Li away again, he said helplessly, "Brother Chi, I'm here to fight, not to play."

As soon as he said this, Chi Li became angry again: "The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty are all dead, so you have to fight? And you didn't tell me about such a big thing as suppressing the rebellion!"

Tan Yushu: ...

It was indeed his fault for not notifying him in advance, but he came here for business!

Emperor Jiaming liked to enjoy himself, beauties, gourmet food, rare treasures, palace gardens, everything.

Qinghe Mansion next to Qingxi Mansion is rich in a kind of golden pheasant with particularly beautiful tail feathers. The feathers can be used to make bright painting screens, and the meat is also extremely delicious.After Emperor Jiaming tasted it, he ordered the Qinghe Mansion to offer the chicken as a tribute.

When the order was first handed down from the imperial court, it was indeed only to enshrine a certain number of golden pheasants, but after layers of exploitation by officials of all sizes and various ingenious names, it has become a kind of heavy labor after being issued to the people of Qinghe Mansion.

The magistrate of Qinghe Prefecture was extremely greedy and cruel. He issued an order that every household must offer a large number of golden pheasants.

The amount of redemption money is very large, and the common people can only use the farming time to catch golden pheasants, and they may not be able to catch enough.Not enough to catch the prefect of Qinghe, he began to send his subordinates to extort from house to house, collecting countless money, and countless ordinary people, but their families were ruined because of this little golden pheasant.

At this moment, a farmer in Luwei County, Qinghe Prefecture rose up.

With his hair all over his face, he claimed that he was descended by the golden pheasant, the emperor was innocent, and corrupt officials were tyrannical, so he ordered him to go down to earth to punish corrupt officials and villains.

The people have been unbearable for a long time, and they gathered to respond. In a few months, they gathered [-] people, killed all the local officials, and occupied a whole city to stand on their own.

The imperial court sent troops to suppress them several times, but they were all defeated, and now they have fought outside the gate of Qingxi Mansion.The prefect of Qingxi Prefecture has been worrying about his head every day recently, so he treats Tan Yushu meticulously.

Listening to Tan Yushu's introduction, Chi Li didn't know what expression to make.

In every dynasty in history, ordinary people are the most insignificant.The fetters of the inseparable homeland and the obscurity policy of the ruling class allow them to be beaten, scolded and endure hardships to support the luxury of the top nobles.But when the roar of anger came from the lower floors, it was the beginning of the downfall of a dynasty.

Chi Li looked at Tan Yushu. There were ambitious neighbors on the outside and peasant uprisings on the inside. The country he stayed in really had all the elements.

Can't help but say: "When your history develops infinitely in the future, your suppression of the peasant uprising today is probably a piece of black material that you have written heavily, because you are standing on the opposite side of the people."

Tan Yushu: ...

What can he do?

The believers of the Golden Pheasant Tianzun spread like a wildfire, and if it is not stopped now, the fire will surely burn all over the south.

The land of fish and rice in the south was the big granary of the whole country in the Yong Dynasty. If this area was in chaos, the whole country would be in chaos with it.

Zhiqiu and Beirong, who have been on the sidelines for a long time, will never let go of this opportunity. Internal and external troubles arose at the same time, and the country of the Yong Dynasty was in jeopardy.

It is true that there are many bad things in this country, but with it, most people can still live a peaceful and stable life, but once they fall under the iron horse of the enemy, people in troubled times will be trampled on like grass .

And that Golden Pheasant Tianzun is not a kind person. The reason why he can gather so many people in such a short period of time is because his opponents are "extremely good" and indulge the gathered rebels, "robbing money, grabbing food, grabbing woman".

A group of people flocked into the city to slaughter officials and wealthy households, but the officials and wealthy households killed had no standards at all. As long as they had money, many businessmen who were dutiful would not escape bad luck.

The gates all over the street are broken in casually, and you can grab whatever you want, and you can spoil the girl whoever you like.

Relying on this kind of "welfare", the team has grown extremely fast, and its combat effectiveness is also amazing.However, Qinghe Mansion, where all kinds of industries were flourishing, is now all abandoned cities. Merchants dare not do business, and farmers dare not farm land, because accidentally offending the "Envoy of the Heavenly Lord" is more serious than offending corrupt officials before. The official is even more terrible.

Tan Yushu will never allow such a "locust plague" to spread any further.

It's just that the enemy this time is not a foreign enemy like Bei Rong after all.

Fighting among the same kind, hurting oneself, no matter who wins or loses, it is a knife stabbed in Dayong's body.

He needs to cut through the mess with a sharp knife, deal with the rebels as soon as possible, and minimize the pain: capture the thief first and capture the king!

Chi Li beside him slowly lay on his body: "But here, you seem to have done nothing, just follow that magistrate to have fun every day."

Tan Yushu: ...

He can explain it!

……

Naturally, "Tianzun" also knew about the news that the court sent people to conquer.

"Which general is leading the army this time, is it enough for us to cook in one pot? Hahaha!"

The reinforcements sent by the imperial court several times were beaten up by them, and the rebels suddenly became arrogant, completely ignoring this conquest.

Tianzun disheveled his face and threw the wine bowl: "After taking care of the lackeys from the imperial court, let's attack Qingxi Mansion. All the rich women in Qingxi Mansion belong to us!"

The subordinates immediately cheered.

"Report!"

Just at this moment, a servant of the order suddenly rushed in, with a very strange expression on his face.

The drunk Zuo Hufa next to Tianzun raised his foot and kicked him: "Didn't you watch the drink? Your father is dead, or your mother is dead, report it now!"

When the reporter saw Guardian Zuo, his expression became even weirder, and he hurriedly kowtowed: "It's not that you are deliberately disturbing the drinking of the grandpas, it's really weird!"

Tianzun nodded and said: "Say."

The messenger nodded again: "There is news from Qingxi Mansion that the 'General Tianwei' from the imperial court beheaded our Grandpa Zuo Hufa yesterday..."

Left Protector: ...

"Who was beheaded?"

The reporter immediately kowtowed: "The little one is also strange, Grandpa Zuo Hufa is obviously very good! I don't know what the hell those officers and soldiers are doing!"

Everyone in the house was stunned, especially Zuo Hufa, who touched his head, was he beheaded?

Soon, another "report" came, but this time the report was very festive.

"Grandpa Tianzun! There is a big joke!"

The left protector said carelessly: "The right protector was also beheaded?"

The messenger couldn't help laughing and said, "Not yet, but soon."

"What did you say!" Right Protector was about to draw his sword immediately.

The reporter hurriedly begged for mercy: "Grandfathers, this is the joke I want to tell! The general sent by the court to seek rebellion found someone to pretend to be the grandfather of Zuo Hufa, and then led the troops to capture the fake grandfather. When he returned, he declared that he had been beheaded. Grandpa Left Guardian, today is Grandpa Zuo Guardian, tomorrow it will be Grandpa Right Guardian hahaha!"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then the loud laughter almost broke the roof.

"Damn, this group of officers, soldiers and lackeys from the imperial court really have their own tricks hahaha!"

Tianzun was more cautious and asked: "What is the general's name and what does he look like?"

The subordinate immediately came to report: "I don't know what it is, I only know that the surname is Tan. He is a student of the traitor. The prefect of Qingxi entertains him with delicious food and drink every day, and sends a large group of beautiful girls to serve him."

"What does it look like? It's white and beardless, and it's skinny in armor. It looks like a woman, and it's whiter and tenderer than a little girl. It is said that she can play the piano and sing, and it fascinates all the little girls in Qingxi Mansion. .”

"Hahaha!"

A group of people suddenly laughed again, and even Tianzun couldn't help laughing.

This is some wretch in the court who came here to make military achievements. Could it be that he went back to receive the reward after performing so many plays?It's really like the style of the imperial court's gang of wine bags and rice bags.

Pass down the order and let the people under him continue to observe.

As a result, the left commander was arrested for a while, and the right commander was arrested for a while, and soon there was only Tianzun left.

In the end, "General Tianwei" let out the word that tomorrow he will fight to the death with Tianzun at Duanhunyuan.After killing Tianzun, ask Qingxi Mansion to pay 10 taels of silver for protection.

Good guy, this bullshit general really has a way of acting, and he got 10 taels of silver for nothing!

"Then we went out again later, how did he explain?"

"Let's say we are all dead, it's someone else."

"Hey, this kid is quite capable!"

Tianzun raised the hair on his face and sneered: "Will he not fight me to the death in Duanhunyuan tomorrow? Then let us "dead souls under the knife" go to the appointment together!"

"Order!"

A group of leaders who had been "beheaded" burst into laughter.

On the second day, on Duanhunyuan, Tan Yushu took three hundred riders and was acting with three hundred actors. When the performance was exciting, the dark rebels suddenly appeared.

Among a group of people with disheveled hair and face, a sedan chair carried by eight people flashed out. Tianzun was sitting on it with disheveled hair, and looked at Tan Yushu with a big laugh: "I heard that the 'General Tianwei' from the imperial court is going to be here today." Duan Hunyuan, kill this deity?"

Tan Yushu slowly drew out the long knife and smiled slightly——

That's right, I'm here today just to kill you, the Heavenly Venerable.