sheepskin for melon

Chi Li watched Tan Yushu crawl in from the window, his movements were swift and crisp, and his head exploded: "It's so late, what are you doing here!"

Tan Yushu looked the same as usual except for a little blush on his face. He blinked a pair of bright eyes, and moved people like water waves under the candlelight: "Let me see Brother Chi."

Chi Li was caught off guard by his sudden attack and froze for a moment before realizing that he was angry.

He snorted coldly and turned his back: "Look at what I'm looking at, what's interesting about me, go and see your Lady Liu."

"Brother Chi, don't say that, you are pretty, but you don't have a good opinion with Miss Liu, don't underestimate yourself."

Chili:?

Tan Yushu is really better than him, right?

Taking a deep breath, he turned around and was about to sneer when he saw Tan Yushu take off his cloak slowly.

Pond: ...

"what are you doing!"

Beauty trap?Who is Chili, would he eat this set?

Tan Yushu put away his cloak, was yelled at by him, and looked at him suspiciously: "Sleep? Brother Chi, it's getting late, aren't you going to sleep?"

"Whoever asked you this, I asked why you slept here!"

Tan Yushu blinked his eyes: "Brother Chi, I've been sleeping here, you didn't arrange a Zen room for me, did you forget?"

Pond: ...

How could Tan Yushu run over to sleep with him like a normal person? The matter between the two of them hasn't been resolved yet, okay?

When Chi Li turned cold and prepared to part with him carefully, Tan Yushu had already parted his hair.

The long hair like a cloud of mist poured down, under the dim candlelight, with a kind of specious confusion, raised his head, revealing a jade-like cheek, a corner of Chi Li's heart was suddenly hit .

Then the bed was snatched in half.

Tan Yushu hugged the quilt inside and looked at him with bright eyes, and patted the empty bed: "Brother Chi, come up!"

Pond: ...

This is his room and his bed!Can Tan Yushu stop treating this as his own home!

He jumped up angrily, and slapped the hateful big carrot onto the bed.

When Tan Yushu lay down, he still pulled the quilt and smiled: "Don't bother Brother Chi, look, I won't lie down by myself?"

Pond: ...

Nothing to say to drunks.

The two lay quietly together, and from Tan Yushu's body, a faint smell of alcohol and an unknown fragrance slowly drifted over.

Chi Li turned his head irritably, just in time to meet Tan Yushu's gaze, Tan Yushu stretched out his hand and poked him in the chest: "Brother Chi, are you angry today? You are so angry, I don't even know why you angry."

Chi Li stretched out his hand to pinch his face, and sneered: "I really don't know, or should I pretend not to know?"

Tan Yushu had a smile in his eyes: "It can be real, or it can be fake~"

"Hmph, you're pretty smart."

Tan Yushu smiled, moved closer to Chi Li, and looked at him without blinking: "Brother Chi, sometimes I am very clear, and sometimes I am confused. Is it possible that Brother Chi is angry with me because of Lady Liu? It's so strange." , If it is said that I neglected Brother Chi because of Brother Zhuang or the eldest son, it is understandable for Brother Chi to be angry, but why would Brother Chi be angry when I am on good terms with Miss Liu?"

Pond: ...

Good guy, in your place, there are two tracks for men and women, right? Find a husband at the same time?Looking for a wife?

When Chi Li was confused, Tan Yushu grabbed his hand, lay down, rubbed his face, and began to tell him about the past with Liu Niangzi.

"At that time, the Bei Rong army was coming so fiercely that it seemed as if they were going to attack the capital directly. The whole court was very uneasy, so they sent a highly respected, talented, and well-educated scholar from Wu University to lead the army to fight against the Rong people."

Seeing him change the subject, Chi Li also snorted coldly and lay down: "Master Wu?"

Tan Yushu smiled and said: "Yes, in our place, the generals who can really go to war are all below the third rank, and the other high-ranking generals are all descendants of the founding generals, so you know, brother Chi, that I, a pure general, can do it." To the third rank, it is really amazing!"

"Well, it's amazing." Chi Li echoed without sincerity.

Tan Yushu suddenly became very happy because of this sentence, and continued: "Before Dayong established the country, the feudal towns were disasters, the warlords divided the country, and the world suffered from the chaos of the military. During the war, a civil servant was temporarily promoted from the court as a commander to command the three armies."

In just a few words, Chi Li already understood how deceitful this system is. War is a very mobile thing. It is already exaggerated to ask a completely unfamiliar general to run into soldiers. He is actually an inter-professional The civil servants act as the chief generals and command the generals under him to fight.

If this civil servant happens to be a unique military genius, it will be everyone's luck; if he doesn't understand it very well, but he can trust his generals, it's not impossible to fight; if he meets someone who doesn't understand but is confident , that's really going to kill you.

Sure enough, Tan Yushu continued: "Master Wu has read a lot of poetry and books, and he has also read a lot of military books. He has learned a particularly powerful formation from military books, so he is going to die and come back. Open the city gate, Raise morale, and spread this line on the plain to resist the enemy, so he said at the time-"

"I have [-] elite soldiers from Dayong, why should I be afraid of [-] soldiers from Beirong? The last time I lost the city, it must be because the defenders did not fight well, so I should behead them to boost morale."

When it came to the end, Tan Yushu couldn't help laughing, and turned to look at Chi Li: "Brother Chi, is this joke funny? I only told it to you~"

Chi Li snorted coldly, pinched his face hard, and said expressionlessly: "If you don't want to laugh, don't laugh, it's ugly."

Hearing this, the happy-looking smile on Tan Yushu's face slowly disappeared, and when he turned his head away, he smiled habitually.

"The 3 imperial troops temporarily dispatched from the capital have never experienced war, and they don't know how to fight at all. The old garrison troops with war experience and the frontier generals with command experience are despised and harsh by Mr. Wu. There are indeed only [-] soldiers in Beirong. But there were [-] cavalry among them. The phalanx was indeed used to fight against cavalry, but our defenders had just been defeated, and their momentum was low. The new army had not been trained, and the general who came with him looked down on the old army, and there were many conflicts in the army. , the chief general is leading troops for the first time, so brother Chi, can you imagine that kind of scene?"

"The huge phalanx has not been unfolded, and it was directly smashed by the Beibei's iron cavalry. The whole plain is the best place for the cavalry to play. After a while, it is like entering a land of no one. There is no need for the Beibei army to kill , our side will trample on countless people."

"However, Mr. Wu can be considered a bit courageous. During the war, he personally went to the front of the battle to supervise the battle and boost morale, but he didn't want to be rushed off his horse by the rebellious army, trampled to death, and won the award of 'Fearless and Fearless'."

"He, Mr. Wu, can still gain the reputation behind him, and his name will go down in history, but Baishui City directly opened the door, and the Rong people drove straight in. Hundreds of thousands of people, as well as the entire rear, were directly exposed to the butcher knife of Beirong."

"To Beirong, Dayong seems to be rich and powerful, so we should not look up to it, but in fact, at the beginning of the founding of the People's Republic of China, Dayong was at a disadvantage against the northern tribes, so that we often benefited with large profits, and it was hard to recover the lost land. The whole north, in fact, There is only one great pass in Qingzhou to rely on."

"On the way to help the northern border, I saw the troops stationed along the way, the officials and officials, from top to bottom, were all enjoying themselves. If Qingzhou falls, there is no natural danger to back it up, can these people really fight against the Beirong cavalry? ?”

Tan Yushu smiled suddenly: "To be disrespectful, if the Rong people are led by me, I can go straight to the capital in a month."

But when he finished speaking, he realized that this was really too disrespectful, so he immediately covered his mouth and looked at Chi Li.

Chi Li rolled his eyes: "What are you pretending to be with me?"

That's right, Tan Yushu took a deep breath, no matter what the words were, it would be fine to talk to Brother Chi.

Probably because he drank some wine, Tan Yushu felt a little wronged, so wronged that he even wanted to cry.

He didn't understand that almost 200 years have passed since the era of military disasters. Why is the law established in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China not only unchanged, but also intensified?

Who would have thought that such a powerful country could be so weak in force, who in the future can expect the mercy of the enemy?

Tears welled up in the corners of Tan Yushu's eyes, and he looked at Chi Li with aggrieved eyes.

Pond: ...

What are you doing?You don't want him to comfort you, he won't!

A slap on Tan Yushu's face.

Tan Yushu: ...

Brother Chi's way of comforting people is really special...

However, he was indeed awakened by the slap, wiped away his tears, and continued to explain to Chi Li: "At that time, the battle situation was beyond hope, and we could only think of some extraordinary methods, such as assassinating the chief general of Beirong."

"As the saying goes, a proud soldier must be defeated. Zalmuduoji has marched so smoothly all the way, and the battle of Baishui City was a fantastic victory. Master Wu's wonderful performance will definitely make his spirit at the most slack. Then It’s the easiest time to get it.”

"However, it's not so easy to get in front of Zalmuduoji, so I thought of a not so fair idea~"

"Women's clothing, I already know."

When Tan Yushu heard this, he covered his mouth and snickered, then leaned into Chi Li's ear and whispered: "Brother Chi, do you know? I looked pretty good when I was young! In addition, I grew taller later than others, so I wear women's clothes At the time, there was no abnormality at all, and Zarmudorji was fascinated on the spot, hahaha."

> Pond gravel: ...

You're so humble, you don't have any sense of disobedience in women's clothing now.

After Tan Yushu was drunk, his thinking was clear and his thinking was quick. The only difference was that his personality was more than a little bit more lively than usual, and he couldn't stop laughing.

After finally laughing, I continued to recall the scene at that time: "At that time, I was just a small follower, and I had no right to lead troops. But the adults who came with me at that time, all died. As for the rest People who have lost like this, needless to say, go back and ask the crime together, there is no other way, they can only listen to me. I let them hide not far away, and always pay attention to the movement in the city. If the city is on fire, the assassination is successful. Immediately attack the city. And Old General Tang led a group of soldiers, some pretended to surrender, and some pretended to be ordinary people, lurking in the city, waiting for the opportunity to cooperate internally and externally."

"By the way, I forgot to mention that Old General Tang is also my good friend at the border. Brother Chi, you won't be angry, will you?"

Brother Chi: ...

Is he a cylinder?Get angry every day!He actually dared to connote his stinginess, and immediately slapped Tan Yushu on the face again.

Tan Yushu whose face was patted into the pillow: ...

Hey, I'm angry again.

He continued to explain inarticulately: "Everything is ready, only a guide is missing, and then we turned our attention to Liu Niangzi. Rong people like pipa, and Liu Niangzi's pipa skills are amazing, and she is so beautiful. There is a chance to get close to Zalmuduoji."

"Liu Niangzi is just a weak woman. She shouldn't have done this matter. However, after Liu Niangzi knew the plan, she cooperated with me without hesitation. If it wasn't for her intelligence, courage and adaptability along the way, I would definitely have completed it." I can’t do this assassination mission.”

"Brother Chi, is it strange that I want to invite such a strong, courageous and resourceful woman as a friend?"

Chi Li snorted coldly, and turned his back with a "Teng".

He, Tan Simi, is so reasonable, why can someone pick out the reason, what reason does he have for rejecting others and his confidante, chatting about piano and tea.

Tan Yushu climbed onto Chi Li's back and called, "Brother Chi, Brother Chi, why are you still angry?"

Chi Li sneered: "Who told you I was angry?"

"If you're not angry, why don't you look at me?"

"You look good, can I see you?"

"It's beautiful, take a look!"

After drinking, Tan Yushu was very stubborn and kept shaking him. Chi Li couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and slapped him on the face: "What the hell are you going to do!"

Seeing him turn around, Tan Yushu finally smiled with satisfaction, took his hand off and blinked his eyes: "Brother Chi, are you still angry?"

Pond: ...

Anger rose from his heart, and evil turned to his guts. He pressed him on the bed and looked down condescendingly: "Brother Zhuang is your friend, that rotten persimmon is your friend, and Lady Liu is also your friend, then I what is it then?"

Tan Yushu froze...

Chi Li's gaze was like a deep sea, which made Tan Yushu, who was already a little confused, even more unable to find himself.

Raising his hand to caress those bottomless eyes, Tan Yushu was a little confused: "Brother Chi, why do you ask me such a question? We have been together, always together, if there is a definite answer, then I look at you, and you look at me, will the answer be different?"

There was a sudden needle drop in the house.

After a long time, Tan Yushu asked again: "Brother Chi, will the answer be different?"

Chi Li's hand tightened little by little, Tan Yushu was the one who was obviously drunk, but Chi Li felt that he was the one above him.

How cunning, if he said that, he wanted to know the answer, but also asked himself?

What was his own answer?

Tan Yushu looked at Chi Li, and the slightly drunk feeling completely disappeared.

He didn't know what he was waiting for, and he didn't know what he should answer. Looking at the silent Chi Li, his eyes darkened, and he helped his forehead: "I'm sorry, Brother Chi, I may be drunk..."

Before he could finish speaking, his eyes darkened, his lips tingled, and Chi Li bit his prey almost fiercely.

Tan Yushu grabbed his shoulder almost instantly, as long as he wanted to, he could crush this bone with a little force.

But he didn't.

The faint smell of alcohol spread in the flickering candlelight, Tan Yushu's chest rose and fell, his hands rested on Chi Li's shoulders, his eyes trembled: "Brother Chi, you are drunk..."

Chi Li's dark eyes completely lost the last bit of reason, and he cupped his face, deepening the kiss.

Both of them seem to have missed the last retreat, so now, how should it end?

What a messy night...

Chi Li has caressed his lips for countless times, and now he can't understand one thing——

He was the one who made the first move that day!

Oh no, strictly speaking, it's a moving mouth.

No matter, anyway, why is this happening!

Obviously Tan Yushu liked him first, but now it seems that he took the initiative, what a shame!

Recalling the situation that day, Chi Li suddenly jumped up: Humph!The scheming Tan Simei!Followed his way!

The little old man was nestled in his arms, and was thrown to the ground by his movements. Fortunately, the cat was sensitive, so he stood firmly on the ground, and meowed at him in bewilderment.

Pond: ...

Fished out the little old man again, pointed at its head: "Your master is a bad guy, you know that?"

Little old man: Meow?

Holding the cat in his arms, he took a deep breath. According to international practice, Tan Yushu hadn't seen him for a long time.

Are you waiting for him to come to the door again?

snort!He is not going!Let's see who can survive who!

But today there is no other way, today is the day to return to modern times, he must go to see Tan Yushu.

Hmph, it's really him, Tan Simi, who survived for ten days!

Packed up his things, and reluctantly went to Tan Yushu's house, it wasn't that he wanted to go, there was no way!

However, after going to Tan's house and staying for a long time, he never saw Tan Yushu.

Pond: ...

That guy doesn't really intend to wait until modern times to face him, does he?

Hmph, isn't it just a kiss? As for it!

Chi Li covered his lips, his expression becoming more and more uncomfortable.

But when the passage was about to open, it was too strange to see no one.

Finally, Chi Li couldn't bear to ask Tan Yushu's mother: "Auntie, where is Tan Yushu?"

Hu Chunniang was a little listless. Hearing this, she was a little surprised: "Yulang led troops to suppress the rebellion seven days ago, didn't you know?"

Counterinsurgency?

The passage was opened, and after coming to the modern age, Hu Chunniang was still not in the mood: "Tell me, you are not angry! After finally returning to Beijing and settling down, he is going to put down some rebellion!"

Mother Chi comforted her: "Don't worry, Xiao Tan is very skilled in martial arts, so nothing will happen."

Father Chi also echoed, but as he was walking, he suddenly noticed something, and when he turned around——

Where is his son? ? ?

At the banquet, silk and bamboo were endlessly heard, and Tan Yushu pressed his forehead and declined: "Master Zhifu, forgive me, Tan is really too drunk, so I will leave first."

The local magistrate naturally obeyed him as a Beijing official, and with winks, several beauties surrounded him, and Tan Yushu declined them one by one with a smile.

He wandered back to his residence, and when he closed the door, the drunkenness disappeared immediately.

The feeling of being slightly drunk in his mind made him recall that night involuntarily, and he couldn't help rubbing his forehead.Obviously there are tens of thousands of solutions, but he chose the worst one. Brother Chi must be going to death after returning to modern times, right?

Tan Yushu felt a little guilty.

But one month is enough to calm down the hot-headed confusion and fascination completely. He thinks that they may all need some time to think more clearly.

Moreover, he didn't evade on purpose, he came to suppress the rebellion, and the reason was very legitimate, Brother Chi can't find anything wrong with it, right?

It will take a long time to finish suppressing the rebellion. At that time, Brother Chi should calm down no matter what he does.

Tan Yushu quickly made a decision: procrastinate!

But the day after he made this decision, the local prefect was going to give him a surprise.

Tan Yushu followed him with a smile, and when he was guessing what this guy was going to do, a familiar figure was sitting in the hall.

Chi Li was wearing a fiery red cassock, stroking the white cat in his arms indifferently, and seeing him appear, one person and one cat immediately looked at him viciously together.

Tan Yushu: ...

Trying to squeeze out a smile: "Hi, brother Chi, long time no see."

Chili slowly raised his chin and took a deep breath.

But there really was Tan Simi, in order to chase this guy, Chi Li disappeared in modern times for a month!