Your Majesty's Group Pet Manual [Ancient and Modern]

Wei Pingye didn't know how to cook, and he was surprised, which affected others' performance and was driven away.

He sat on a small bench next to him, watching several other parents chopping vegetables and meat.

They still know a little bit, at least better than Wei Hirano.

At this time, Rong Rong changed her clothes and came out of the room.

"Grandpa." Just as Rong Rong was about to trot forward, he was pulled back by Jiji.

Jiji pulled his clothes: "Shaggy, your shoulders are exposed."

"Oh."

[Auntie loves to see fleshy shoulders! 】

[My sister loves to watch it too! 】

Jiji took a clothes clip, grabbed Rongrong's clothes, and clamped his clothes.

"Ting Ting, you caught my flesh, woo woo woo..."

"Oh, all right."

"Thank you Sting."

【Little Savage Rongrong】

Rong Rong was wearing a trap, calling "Grandpa", trotting forward, Wei Pingye stretched out his arms to hug him, with a sad face: "Grandpa's little Majesty."

Rong Rong raised her head and asked curiously, "Grandpa, were you bitten by a dog just now?"

"..."

【Hahahahaha】

[The sound of being splashed with oil = the sound of being bitten by a dog]

[One word chokes your grandfather to death]

The barrage was laughing wildly, and the corners of Wei Hirano's mouth were twitching.

In this group of people, Tac's father is the best at cooking, and Tac's father is in charge of cooking, and the others are helping.

Thorn's father: "ribs."

"tomato."

"chopped green onion."

Confident, calm, calm.

[I thought the one who knows how to cook the most can't cook, I thought the one who can't cook the best can cook]

【Old Wei, what other surprises do you have that I don't know about? 】

【Alternative Surprise】

Wei Hirano played with the children.

"The eagle is coming to catch the chick, oh!"

Seven o'clock in the evening.

It was already dark, the big lights were on in the square, and the big boiler was burning.

The children gathered around Tac's father and kept asking, "Uncle, can we have dinner? What are we going to have for dinner?"

Jiji's father glanced at his watch: "Wait another 5 minutes."

"it is good."

The children gathered around, took a deep breath, and secretly smelled it.

Five minutes later, Crick's father opened the lid of the pot, scooped out the braised pork and put it on a plate: "It's time to eat."

"Great."

The children washed their hands, sat down in front of the table, hugged their bowls and chopsticks, and took a deep breath.

"It's so delicious."

"Sting Dad, you are really amazing."

Braised pork in brown sauce, sweet and sour pork ribs, braised pork with preserved vegetables, seaweed pork rib soup, and so on.

The staff knew how to let the camera scan over these dishes, taking pictures one by one.

【Hungry to death】

[If Papa Cici goes bankrupt, come to my house to cook, and I will give you [-] a month]

【I, I give [-] a month】

[I am six hundred]

[Don't roll! 】

All the dishes were served, and everyone raised their drink glasses: "Cheers!"

"Papa Trick has worked hard."

The headlights shone on the table, and the dishes on the table were steaming hot.

Rong Rong gnawed on the sweet and sour pork ribs and ate them like a little cat.

Cinnamon sandwiched the meat in the steamed bun and took a big bite.

This morning, the guests gathered in the square as usual.

The barrage is also assembled on the screen as usual.

[Your Majesty's imperial guards, assemble! 】

[President Assassin's bodyguard team, assemble! 】

[Pudding Knights, assemble! 】

Wei Pingye shook his hands: "Tell me, are you doing farm work today or catching pigs?"

The host smiled: "The program team is not that bad. Today I will give you a day off. You have come to Taoyuan Mountain and have not visited the scenic spots on the mountain. So today, the program team will take a cultural tour with you. , and visit museums, ancestral halls and murals with everyone.”

"Great!"

"First of all, in order to let everyone have a more sense of substitution, please choose clothes."

While the host was talking, the staff pushed up the prepared costumes.

"Everyone is free to choose."

Parent-child clothing is all ancient costumes.

The guests stepped forward.

The first thing they saw was a set of large armor and small armor: "Old Wei, this one is tailor-made for you."

Wei Pingye waved his hand: "I have to change my taste occasionally, I can't always rely on my laurels, and the program crew must be sure to wear armor for me, but I just don't wear it. You guys wear it. Your Majesty and I will wear other things today."

Rong Rong nodded: "Well, wearing armor, it's hot."

Wei Pingye hurriedly covered his mouth, why did His Majesty say that?

[I just said why Lao Wei is so conscious and knows that he needs to transform]

[It turned out that it was too hot and refused to wear it]

Jiji said, "I want to wear armor, it's cool."

Jiji's father had a complicated expression on his face.

Really?Can you say that again.

"Dad, I want to wear it." Citing raised his head, "Cool, not afraid of heat."

"Ok."

Papa Trick and Trick choose the armor.

The following costumes are those of scholars, merchants, ministers, and... dancing girls.

Dumpling chose the businessman, and the two girls, rice cake and pudding, didn't want to walk away in front of the skirt.

"Dad, let's wear skirts."

"not us."

Rong Rong looked up at Wei Pingye: "Grandpa..."

【No way?Rongrong also likes to wear skirts? 】

[Children see clothes in their eyes, there is no difference]

[Wear it with ease!Wear it easily! 】

Rong Rong tilted her head: "The little beads on it are very beautiful."

"But we don't wear it, I leave it to my sister." Wei Pingye hurriedly pulled him away, "We wear this little scholar's."

"Hmm..." Rong Rong shook his head, "This one has no pattern."

"..." Wei Pingye squatted down and whispered to him, "Grandpa Yang used to wear this kind of clothes, we are the same as Grandpa Yang."

Now Rong Rong nodded: "Okay."

In the end, the dumplings chose the clothes of the businessman, the rice cakes chose the ministers, and the puddings chose the skirts.

Everyone went into the room to change clothes.

Pudding's father and daughter walked out of the room wearing the same style of skirt, just in time to run into Rong Rong who was wearing a little scholar's costume and Thorn who was wearing a small armor.

Rong Rong and Ji Ting:? ! ! !

Papa Pudding supported the door, and blinked at him: "Hello, Rongrong, Hello, Trick."

Rong Rong was stunned, Ting took his hand, turned and ran away: "Father!"

【Hahahahahaha】

[A certain idol scares children in women's clothing! 】

[Rong Rong stabs the shadow of childhood]

The group first visited the newly built Taoyuan Museum.

Small pieces of cultural relics, as well as various ancient books, are exhibited here.

The children walked slowly and on tiptoe, and the introducer took them and explained to them.

Standing on tiptoe, Rong Rong and Citing stood in front of the glass exhibition counter, visiting cultural relics.

Cici put her hands together, and whispered to Rongrong: "Fluffy, this looks like the bowl we used to eat."

Rong Rong observed carefully: "It's not the same as ours."

After leaving the museum, they visited the ancestral hall and the murals on the back mountain.

You can't get too close, you can only visit from a distance.

Had a cultured day.

In the evening, everyone eats in the square.

After getting acquainted, everyone sat casually, Wei Pingye sat with Dumpling's father, Jici, Rongrong, and Pudding's father sat together, Pudding's father served them food, and explained about wearing skirts by the way.

I hope it doesn't leave a psychological shadow on the children.

They were eating, and suddenly, the host asked them, "Are you happy all day today?"

"happy!"

No need to shovel goose shit, no need to kill pigs, of course I am happy!

"Then I am here to announce a news. Tomorrow is our ten-day big day when we come to Taoyuan Mountain. In order to thank the residents of Tianshan for taking care of us, we will hold a small warm party in the square. Every parent has to make a show for the children and the residents on the mountain.”

Children: "Okay!"

The food in the mouths of the parents suddenly tasted bad, and they raised their heads with complicated expressions.

Wei Hirano asked: "Then why didn't the kids perform for us?"

The parents immediately echoed: "Yes, they prefer to watch children's performances."

"Are you willing?"

"..."

Rong Rong ran to Wei Pingye's side: "Grandpa, Rong Rong act like kissing grandpa."

Wei Hirano immediately turned his back and replied loudly: "I don't want to!"

"Huh? Old Wei, you can change your face quickly enough?"

Wei Pingye hugged Rong Rong: "Perform, you must perform."

[Rong Rong performing cute light waves]

[Auntie flies over to perform, and the reward will be a kiss from Rongrong]

The host continued: "Everyone is an old-timer in the show business circle, and the housekeeping skills must be at your fingertips, so you don't need to prepare too long in advance."

"Guests, please go back tonight and think about what program you want to perform, and report it to the program team tomorrow."

"Give full play to your strengths, come on."

After dinner, on the way home.

Parents are discussing what to perform.

"Well, Dad Pudding, aren't you from an idol? Come sing and dance, and help each of us with another one. Let's work together."

"Don't talk about it, kids don't like to watch this, every time I dance, Pudding says I'm crazy."

"Then old Wei, old Wei Wusheng, let's play a knife."

"Not suitable for children."

Nian Gao's father, who is the director, said: "Be serious. Since it is going to be shown to children and residents, it should be warmer. It's not good to fight and kill."

"Yes, you continue."

Nian Gao's father continued: "The program for the children should take the warm route. Sing a nursery rhyme or a lyric song. It won't be too difficult to arouse the emotions."

"Makes sense."

Wei Pingye nodded thoughtfully, "Understood, a song for His Majesty."

Early the next morning, when the guests gathered in the square, they saw that a stage had already been set up in the square.

"Parents report the programs they want and rehearse in the room. The children are responsible for designing posters and invitations and sending them to the residents on the mountain. Let's start now."

"Okay, bye, grandpa."

"Come on, Dad."

The children sat in front of the long table, holding watercolor pens, and began to draw.

Jiji took a look at what Rongrong drew: "Rongrong, the piggy you drew is too thin."

Rong Rong's crying emoji: "Trick, I drew Grandpa!"

It took them half an hour to draw invitations and posters, and in the end, rice cakes that were already literate wrote on the posters——

"Happy Growth" party.

A few large characters.

The program team helped them print multiple copies of the drawn invitations, and then the children carried the baskets and sent out the invitations.

Send invitations to the homes of their grandparents, grandparents who gave them vegetables, and uncles and aunts who helped them.

Rong Rong tried to gesture: "Grandpa, you want to come to the party and performance."

Grandpa accepted the invitation: "Okay."

After sending out the invitation letter, there was still a little time, so Ting Ting raised his arms and said, "We also want to perform."

Friends raised their hands and feet in favor: "Good!"

"What's the song that everyone can sing?"

After discussing it with his friends, Cicada went to the program group and decided to perform a simple song "Little Star" as the ending.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the stage lights came on, tables and chairs were placed under the stage, and drinks and fruits were placed on the tables.

The children stood at the door to welcome the guests and bowed to lead the way.

"Grandma, please come in."

"Grandpa, please come with me, please sit down, please drink."

The chairs under the stage filled up quickly.

Most of the people who live in the mountains are old people. They are bored at night. When the program team comes to shoot variety shows, they are also very concerned. They discuss these cute children every day.

The cute kids are going to perform, of course they want to come and watch.

The barrage is also ready to watch the live performance.

【The melon seeds are ready】

[I'm a little excited when I think of a group of big men with red eyes singing songs for the little baby on stage]

[Old Wei sings a nursery rhyme, looking forward to it]

At this time, a person came over, stabbed at the automated process, bowed, and led the way: "Grandpa, welcome."

Stabbing Dad: "I am your dad."

One small episode, no big deal.

Papa Cricket and Papa Pudding were sitting in the audience with the children and grandparents.

Citing asked suspiciously: "Why don't you go to the backstage?"

Trick's father replied: "The two of us have drawn the last two, so we don't have to go so early, we can watch the performance."

"Oh."

Papa Pudding was a little nervous, he was still seriously preparing his own program with the handwritten lyrics.

Seven o'clock sharp.

The host wiped his festive little red cheeks and walked to the stage: "Grandpas and grandmas, uncles and aunts, folks, folks, audience friends in the live broadcast room, and children, good evening, good morning, everyone!"

[The host's business ability is quite strong, and the variety show and party quickly switch hahahahaha]

[This little face is the favorite of grandma and grandpa]

"Taoyuanshan's "Miaozi Milk·Happy Growth" performance party officially begins!"

"The first program is brought to you by everyone's favorite general, Wei Hirano. We welcome everyone with applause!"

Rong Rong sat with the grandfather, his eyes lit up: "Wow, grandpa is the first!"

The old man was also looking forward to it: "Okay."

【I'm coming!The first one is Wei Hirano! 】

【Wei Hirano sings a warm song】

The host exited, and Wei Hirano came up from the simple backstage holding the microphone.

He cleared his throat: "This song is for my favorite little majesty. Grandpa Wei was very confused before and didn't know how to live. direction of effort."

Grandpa's eyes were red, looking at Rong Rong, Rong Rong's face was red and shy.

"Thank you Rong Rong."

"Grandpa, you're welcome."

【I love my grandpa too】

【It's so touching】

[Crying before singing, what's the matter? 】

In the next second, a deafening accompaniment sounded from the stereo.

Wei Hirano: "Smoke from the flames—! Looking north—!"

Wei Hirano held the microphone, closed his eyes, and sang with all his heart.

Rong Rong:? ? ?

Barrage:? ? ?

Tricky Papa and Pudding Papa in the audience urgently flipped through their lyrics book: "Didn't you say to take the route of warmth?"

【You just give this to Your Majesty? 】

【Come to KTV for middle-aged people】

【My eyes are full of tears, you sing this for me? 】

Interlude——

Wei Hirano: "This song is for Your Majesty, Grandpa Wei will always be loyal to His Majesty! Protect Your Majesty forever!"

The logic of other fathers: Songs for children, warm and sweet.

Guardian Logic: A song for His Majesty, be loyal!