Your Majesty's Group Pet Manual [Ancient and Modern]

[Don't want to be a scumbag? 】

【Your Majesty is a genius hahahahaha】

[I laughed until my colleagues thought I had a sudden illness]

[Little Majesty!Who taught you the word scumbag! 】

Pudding couldn't understand, and asked suspiciously: "What is a scumbag?"

Rong Rong said seriously: "A scumbag is a bad man."

"How do you know, Rongrong?"

"Grandpa Wei taught me." Rong Rong said, "Grandpa Wei watched the video at night, I heard, Grandpa Wei said that a scumbag is a bad man, and everyone should not be a scumbag."

"Wow, your grandpa knows so much."

"Of course." Rong Rong took Ting's hand, "Ting is not 'Zha Nan', so he is not called 'Mao Zaza', but 'Glitch'."

Spur confidently: "That's right!"

The two were still talking in whispers.

"Shaggy, this is the smartest you've ever been."

"Of course."

【Old Wei, what have you taught Your Majesty? 】

[Why are they so confident? 】

【Tanci also boasted that Rong Rong is smart, I don't know who is smart, anyway, neither of you are smart】

Five children walked along the path of Taoyuan Mountain.

The program group stipulates that they are not allowed to ask for vegetables from their temporary homes, but are only allowed to ask for vegetables from other families in the village.

At this time, they walked in front of a family.

Jiji said, "Let's go in and ask."

"it is good."

"Then who will go in first?"

The children were a little nervous and did not dare to go in.

They are not very good at dealing with strangers yet.

"Jiaozi, you go in first."

"Nian Gao, you should go first."

When he hesitated, Jiji stepped forward.

He pulled Rongrong, strode forward, and pushed open the wooden door: "Is anyone there? Hello, I'm Thorn, and he's Shaggy."

An old man came out of it, speaking with a slight accent: "Who is it?"

Jiji said: "Grandpa, hello, can we have some vegetables?"

The old man was very kind: "Yes, come in."

The eyes of all the friends lit up, and they followed Thorn in.

They all chattered to thank: "Grandpa, thank you."

The old man took them into the kitchen and took out the basket of vegetables on the ground: "What do you want?"

"Hmm..." Spurs turned around, and the friends brought up the stickers, "We want potatoes, carrots..."

The old man didn't understand: "What?"

Thorn increased the volume: "Potatoes! Carrots!"

The old man took out a bunch of shallots from the basket.

"Grandpa, tomato." Rong Rong stepped forward, imitating the old man's accent, trying to gesture, "Red, round, sweet and sour."

Now the old man understood, stood up, and took out the tomato from the cabinet: "This?"

"Yes, thank you Grandpa."

Cinci is in charge of leading the team, Rong Rong is in charge of translation, and the other children are in charge of loading things and thanking them.

Rong Rong waved her little hand: "Grandpa, potatoes, round, yellow...carrots, long, red..."

The old man took each one correctly and stuffed them into Rong Rong's basket.

"Thank you grandpa."

The kid's basket was almost full, Nian Gao pulled Rong Rong, and whispered to him: "That's enough, let's not take too much, grandpa also wants to eat vegetables."

"Okay." Rong Rong lowered her head, touched the vegetables in her basket, thought for a while, and took out the tomatoes from the basket, "Grandpa, return them to you."

Nian Gao asked, "Don't you love tomatoes the most? Please return the potatoes."

Rong Rong shook his head: "Tomatoes are the tastiest, so I left the best ones for grandpa."

[Why is Rongrong's miraculous brain circuit so easy to cry? 】

[Good baby is so caring, give your favorite to grandpa]

The grandfather took the tomato, turned around, scooped up a ladle of water from the water tank, washed it, and returned it to Rongrong.

Rong Rong waved her little hand: "Grandpa, I'll eat for you."

The old man said, "I'll eat it for you."

Finally, the children and the grandfather sat in rows under the eaves, each holding a piece of tomato.

Rong Rong ate the tomato, raised her head, and chatted with her grandpa: "Grandpa, how old are you this year? I'm four years old, you are older than me."

Grandpa: "My surname is Zhang."

"What kind of TV do you like to watch?"

"I'll go out for a walk at seven o'clock."

"What's your favorite vegetable?"

"I have a little granddaughter."

[Cross-server chat]

[The stab next to him:? ? ? 】

【Old people like children who talk a lot like Rongrong the most】

After eating the tomatoes, the children continued to set off, and the program team paid for the vegetables they brought.

The children waved to grandpa: "Goodbye, grandpa, goodbye, grandpa."

The children walked around the mountain and got a lot of vegetables.

They carried heavy baskets and walked back to the square.

"It's too heavy, I can't carry it."

"It's coming soon, hold on!"

They encouraged each other, carried the basket, and ran forward with "Yeah!"

"I am Hercules!"

When we arrived at the square, suddenly, there was a sound of "boom, boom, boom" in the distance.

The children stopped and looked up to see Wei Pingye driving a tricycle, carrying a pig, coming here with a "boom and boom".

The other three parents were chasing after him, shouting, "Lao Wei, drive slowly, the pig was knocked down by you."

The children were all stunned.

"Wow, Rongrong, your grandpa can drive a tractor."

"Wow, it's really a pig."

In the morning, the four parents followed the program group to the foot of the mountain. A truck drove over, put the pig down and left.

They were left to face each other with the pig.

Wei Pingye first organized everyone to catch the pig and tie it up, then found a wooden stick and carried it up the mountain.

But the pig was really too heavy, and I couldn't carry it halfway.

The four parents sat on the ground, discussing what to do.

Dumpling's father said to untie the pig and let the pig run up the mountain by itself.

Nian Gao's father said no, what if he ran away?Embarrassing in front of children.

Trick's father said, first stun the pig, and then drag it up the mountain.

In the end, Wei Pingye took out a butcher's knife out of nowhere: "Slaughter first, and then divide the meat. The four of us will carry it up the mountain."

The other three dads were shocked: ! ! !

Lao Wei is so cruel!

"It's just that I didn't plan to take pig's blood in a pot. The pig's blood will be wasted."

Wei Pingye looked around with his knife in his hand: "The three of you, together with the photographers carrying the machine, help hold the pig. I will cut it, and it will be very fast."

The program team originally wanted to punish them again, but they didn't expect things to get out of control, so they hurriedly stepped forward to stop them, and then provided them with tools——

a cart.

After pushing for a while, I changed to a tricycle.

In the end, Wei Hirano drove the car, followed by the other three parents, before returning.

Pudding's father was very glad that he didn't follow, and fanned them: "Thank you, thank you."

Wei Pingye parked the car, and the children ran up to look at it curiously.

Wei Pingye threatened them: "Hey, don't get too close, wait until the pig kicks and kicks you all away."

The children backed away in fear, Wei Pingye opened his arms and said, "Come, hide behind Grandpa, Grandpa will protect you."

"it is good."

At this time, the host announced: "Okay, everyone has worked hard this morning. The following process is not suitable for children to watch. We specially invited a pig butcher on the mountain to kill pigs for us. Parents take the children in to have a rest." Come on, it's time for lunch."

"it is good."

Only Wei Pingye looked regretful: "Ah? Didn't we kill ourselves?"

The parents laughed and patted him: "You still want to kill yourself, you really will?"

Wei Pingye said confidently, "I will, I want to kill pigs."

The host repeated again: "Go back and rest, everyone."

【Wei Hirano's reluctant eyes】

[Go in quickly, the kid will have feelings for the pig later, it won’t be easy to kill]

【The kid is already talking to Piggy】

Parents took their children and took a rest in the houses next to the square.

The children put the vegetables coming this morning on the table and showed them seriously.

Rong Rong held the basket in both hands, shouted, and lifted the basket to the table.

"Grandpa, these are given to me by my grandpa and my uncles and aunts. Tomatoes, carrots..."

"Your Majesty is so powerful, did you say 'thank you' to them?"

"Have."

Wei Hirano supported his head and looked outside.

【Does he really want to kill a pig? 】

[You are here with your Majesty, but your heart has already flown to the pig's place]

【Big guts!Could it be that your majesty is not as good as pigs? ! 】

After a while, the host said: "Everyone has worked hard in the morning, so we won't engage in those fancy lunch games. Please come up and get two lunch boxes for each child."

"Okay." The children slid off the bench.

The lunch prepared by the program team was very rich, full of rice, and four dishes.

They are already hungry, and the children who were supposed to be fed by their parents can now eat with a spoon by themselves.

The parents were also hungry, especially those who went down the mountain to carry the pigs.

It didn't take long for them to finish their meal.

Wei Pingye covered the empty lunch box and looked at Rongrong, who was eating happily.

He raised his head, looked outside the door again, and said to Rong Rong: "Rong Rong, eat slowly, grandpa goes out for a walk."

Rong Rong raised his head from the lunch box: "Is grandpa going out for a walk after dinner?"

"Correct."

"Then let's go together later."

"Grandpa is going to explore the road first."

"Ok."

Rong Rong continued to eat.

[Little idiot Rongrong, your grandpa wants to go out and watch the slaughter of pigs]

Wei Pingye stood up, ready to go out, followed by several other parents also stood up.

"Jiaozi, Dad and Grandpa Wei go out for a walk together."

"Nian Gao, Dad is going too."

"Pudin, too, Dad."

Trick's father stood up: "Then I'll go too."

It is human nature to watch the excitement!

Five children were eating inside, and five parents were squatting outside, watching the process of slaughtering pigs carefully.

"It's amazing."

"Wow, Niu Niu Niu."

At one o'clock in the afternoon, everyone gathered in the square again.

"This afternoon, everyone's task is that the parents are responsible for dividing the pork, and the children are responsible for cleaning the vegetables that will arrive in the morning."

"no problem."

The pig butcher invited by the program group just wiped the neck of the pig, and the parents had to do the actual division of the meat.

The professional pig butcher asked them: "Do you want to help?"

The other four parents: "If you want, I'll trouble you."

Wei Pingye took out his butcher's knife again and put on an apron: "I'll come! I will!"

It's finally time for Wei Hirano to show off his skills!

The pig butcher looked at him suspiciously: "Would you know it?"

"Of course." Wei Pingye slashed confidently, easily removing the flesh.

The two pig butchers helped together: "Have you practiced?"

Wei Pingye puffed out his chest: "You are familiar with it."

【Amazing Grandpa】

[Old Wei knows everything! 】

【I'm starting to look forward to Lao Wei cooking】

On the other side, the children are washing vegetables.

The weather was very hot, and they stood in a row in front of the sink, with a small basin in front of them, and put the vegetables in it to wash.

The children turned their heads from time to time to look at the adults behind them.

"Rongrong, your grandfather is really amazing."

"Of course."

They were chatting happily, and Cicada pursed her lips and let out a "hum".

Rong Rong turned around, picked up a tomato from the basin and rubbed it.

Suddenly, Sting came over: "Shaggy, I'm a vampire! I'm going to suck blood!"

As soon as the words fell, Jiji brushed the ground close to the tomato in Rongrong's hand, trying to pierce the skin of the tomato with his upper deciduous teeth.

Stab the little vampire, strike!

Rong Rong was shocked by him: "Huh?"

[I am crazy to take screenshots]

[Rong Rong's expression is like that frightened little hamster]

【Prickly Jealous】

Jiji crazily sucked on the tomato, and the tomato in Rongrong's hand was visibly deflated.

"Trick!" Rongrong finally came to his senses, crying and pushing him, "Don't eat it! This is mine..."

Jiji raised his head and picked up a tomato from his own pot: "This one is bigger than yours, I'll give it back to you."

【Obviously the same size】

[Rong Rong looks smaller after being sucked by the thorn! 】

[Rong Rong don't be fooled! 】

Sure enough, Rong Rong put her hips on her hips and said to Ting Ting: "Ting Ting, I won't be fooled."

[Rong Rong is smart, sees through the thorns]

Ting tilted his head: "Huh?"

Rong Rong was confident and said loudly: "You stole my tomato and you haven't said 'I'm sorry' to me! I won't forgive you!"

[Is this what you care about? 】

【Rong Rong, a child who is both smart and not smart】

[People can't be bothered, but they can be tolerant]

【I'm already worried that Rong Rong will be cheated when I grow up】

[His Majesty Rongrong is easily deceived]

【Tick is really good at leadership, what you say is what you say】

"Oh, I'm sorry, Fluffy, I'll pay you this tomato." Trick said seriously, "Because I'm a vampire, I can't control myself."

Rong Rong took the tomato: "Okay, then you have to tell me first next time."

"No problem." Jiji gave the other side of the unbitten tomato to Rongrong, "Here for you to eat."

"Okay." Rong Rong learned how to prick, and pierced the tomato skin with her small deciduous teeth.

"That's right, that's it, suck the juice inside hard." Jiji said, "Okay, you've been infected by me, and you've become a little vampire too."

At this time, they were discovered by the program group.

"Rong Rong, Ting Ting, don't steal vegetables."

Rong Rong and Ji Ting's faces were still red with tomato juice, and they were laughing together.

Jici pushed away the vegetable basin in front of Rongrong: "Quick, wash your face, so you won't find out."

Program group: ? ? ?

"It's useless to wash your face! It's useless to wash your face! It's all been photographed! It's all been photographed!"

Rong Rong and Ji Ting put their faces under the faucet and rubbed their faces: "Quick."

"Stop doing unnecessary resistance!"

The kid who washed the vegetables and gave himself a bath——

Rongrong and thorn.

Tricky touched his own Tricky head: "It's cool."

Trick's father said ruthlessly, "I have a cold."

Rongrong and Cici were taken back by Cici's father to change their clothes. It was getting late, and the parents began to prepare for cooking.

[Cooking, cooking! 】

[Old Wei knows how to butcher pigs, so he must also cook, right? 】

【expect】

In the next second, Wei Pingye's screams could be heard for three miles.

"I got splashed with oil!"

Rongrong, who was halfway through changing clothes, poked her head out of the room: "Grandpa, what's wrong with you?"

【What did I see? 】

[Rong Rong with giant slippery shoulders]

[Flesh hands!Flesh shoulders! 】

In the next second, Rong Rong was pulled back by the stab.