Your Majesty's Group Pet Manual [Ancient and Modern]

On the stage, the big shark stabbed and bit the little prince Rongrong's little face.

Under the stage, Yang Bizhang sat up a little bit, and Cheng Zhijin's hand holding the camera trembled slightly.

Wei Hirano is in a bad mood!

let go!Don't kiss your majesty!No!

The little prince Rongrong came to his senses and tried to struggle: "Jab!"

Jiji let go of Rongrong, waiting for Rongrong to say her lines, but Rongrong was so kissed by him that she forgot her lines and couldn't continue acting.

The performance fell into silence, and the children became nervous.

At this time, Jiji continued to read the lines: "I'm going to find the witch, let her give me a pair of legs, and then come to marry me..."

Hmm... something doesn't seem right.

Citing changed his words: "Then come and get married."

The Tangyuan King and Princess Taro pulled Rong Rong down.

Friends gathered around: "Rong Rong, that's great."

"Brother Thorn's on-the-spot performance is really great, did you guys rehearse it in advance?"

Rong Rong wiped her cheeks: "It's not good at all, Ting Ting didn't tell me."

"He didn't even tell you!"

"That's right." Rong Rong nodded, "I even forgot my lines."

"What!" The children immediately became nervous, took out the script, and wanted to review it for him.

None of them could read yet, and the script was written in characters that Rong Rong could understand.

Rong Rong was concentrating on reviewing, while his friends condemned Citing beside him: "Brother Ci is really going too far."

"I've known for a long time that he wanted to marry Rong Rong, but I didn't expect him to go too far."

Thorn, condemned by them, was on stage at this moment, asking for a pair of legs from the Watermelon Witch.

"I want a pair of legs because I'm going to grab a marriage."

"That will be exchanged with your voice."

The great white shark pinched his throat: "My voice is broken, cough cough cough..."

"..." The Watermelon Witch was speechless, "You are too dishonest."

Trick left the witch's house.

Then the little prince Rongrong came on the stage, and the big shark flew to the shore with a sting.

"Prince, I have no legs."

"It's okay, the fish tail is also very cute."

The prince hugged the little mermaid and decided to build a slide by the sea so that he and the little mermaid could be together forever.

The slide made of cardboard was ready, and Rongrong and Jiji slid on it for a circle and then slid into the water.

"In this way, I will become an amphibious little mermaid." Jiji said.

At the end of the performance, all the Little Star Class came to the stage, holding hands, and bowed to the audience.

They said childishly, "Thank you everyone."

The curtain fell slowly, and the children returned to the backstage under the guidance of the teacher.

Wei Hirano in the auditorium couldn't sit still, and stood up abruptly.

The children were in the background, and the teacher brought them thick clothes.

It is winter now, although there is heating in the auditorium, the teacher is still afraid that they will catch a cold.

Thorn is The Little Mermaid, with minimal wear.

Sting akimbo: "It's not cold at all."

"Brother Thorn, you are so brave..." Before the friends finished speaking, they suddenly remembered something and said loudly, "Brother Thorn, you are too much."

"Ah?" Sting was puzzled, "What's wrong with me?"

"How can you kiss Rong Rong without Rong Rong's consent?"

Trick had already thought up an explanation: "I was acting impromptu. The little mermaid's wife was about to be snatched away by someone else. He was very anxious, so he kissed the prince, which is appropriate."

It seems reasonable.

Friends seem to be persuaded by him.

Rong Rong said loudly: "Then you should tell me in advance."

"I remembered it suddenly, and it's too late to tell you."

"This is inappropriate!"

"Suitable!"

Suddenly, a voice came from outside the backstage: "Inappropriate!"

The children turned their heads to look: "Rongrong, your grandpa is here."

Wei Pingye was leaning on the window with a "distorted" expression, it was inappropriate!

"Huh?" Rong Rong trotted forward and raised his head, "Grandpa, how is my performance?"

"Okay, Rongrong performed well."

Endorsement from professional actors.

"That's great." Rong Rong twisted.

"Cover your little face, don't give me a kiss."

"Okay." Rong Rong raised her little hand and covered her little face.

Wei Hirano was amused by Rong Rong's cute appearance. He cleared his throat and pretended to be serious: "Go back and ask the teacher if you can come out and take pictures with grandpa without removing your makeup. Grandpa will help you remove your makeup later."

"Ah."

Rong Rong covered her little face and ran back: "Teacher!"

Ting looked at him sadly, why did he cover his face!

The performance ended soon, and the parents wanted to take pictures with the children, so the teacher didn't remove their make-up.

Rong Rong is wearing a small dinosaur cloak and a small crown on her head.

Three grandpas stood behind him.

Because it was His Majesty's first performance, they were all dressed more formally, black suits and black windbreakers—it was Wei Hirano's request, and they had to let the kindergarten children know how extraordinary Rong Rong's grandpa is.

The three grandpas stood behind him, like three cool bosses.

Rong Rong stretched out her short gloved hand, showing a sweet smile: "Yeah."

Jiji's father took the camera and took pictures for them: "Very good, very good, a few more."

The three big brothers and their little babies are really tense.

"Okay." Cricket's father returned the camera to them, and then gave them his own camera.

The grandpas took turns taking pictures of the family again.

Jiji's mother squatted down and helped Jiji straighten the fish's tail: "Ji'er, aren't you cold?"

The thorn pierces the blue fish tail, and two small shells hang on the chest.

Sting shook his head: "It's not cold."

"Isn't it cold to be naked?" Cicada's mother paused, then squeezed his little hand.

It turned out that Jici was wearing a fleece autumn coat on his upper body, which was very similar in color to his skin. Jici's mother thought he was naked in a mermaid outfit.

Citing said: "My father gave me an idea, so I won't be cold."

"really not bad."

The big shark jab and his mom and dad.

After taking the photo, he pierced the mermaid's tail and moved forward in small steps: "Shaggy, let's take another photo."

When Rong Rong saw him coming, she immediately covered her little face with her little hands.

"..." Cici whispered, "I'm sorry, Fluffy, I will control myself next time."

Rong Rong doubted: "Really?"

"Really." Jiji covered her mouth with both hands, "Control it! Don't kiss Furry anymore!"

Rong Rong laughed out loud: "Alright then, let's take a picture."

"it is good."

Rong Rong and Ji Ting got back together, holding hands and taking pictures together.

Ji Ting hugged Rong Rong, and the great white shark snatched the little prince into marriage.

The end-of-term performances are over, and Rongrong and Jiji will be on winter vacation.

They carried small schoolbags, said "goodbye" to their classmates, and followed their parents home.

Rong Rong had a very happy winter vacation.

He either stayed at home with Grandpa Yang to play, or followed Grandpa Wei to the place where he made movies, or followed Grandpa Cheng to the place where he made dim sum to try out dim sum and choose the best dim sum.

During the Chinese New Year, all the snacks at home were brought back by Cheng Zhiyuan.

Wearing new clothes and carrying a little cloth tiger, Rong Rong spent the first new year in modern times with her grandparents.

The next summer.

Wei Hirano's own movie "Wei Hirano" was announced.

On the second day after the announcement, a TV series of the same type, "The General Who Protects the Nation", also confirmed its broadcast time, which happened to be five days earlier than the movie.

Both the screenwriter and the leading actor of the TV series had a feud with Wei Hirano, and it was hard to believe that it was a coincidence to set this time.

Sure enough, a bunch of drafts followed.

They all bundle movies and TV dramas together, and bring up the old story again, saying that Wei Hirano rejected the script of the TV drama.

For a while, these two works were hyped up.

Even in kindergarten, friends asked Rongrong: "Rongrong, which one is your grandpa playing?"

Rong Rong said seriously: "My grandpa's acting is on the big screen, not on the small screen."

The friends nodded: "We know."

"You must go and see it."

Jiji folded her hands and said, "We also want to watch the small screen."

"why?"

"Because you know yourself and the enemy, you will win every battle." Cici said, "That's what it said on TV."

"Okay, then we'll have to look at the small screen when we go back."

"Ah."

This day after school, Rong Rong and Cici went to Cici's house together, and asked Cici's father to turn on the TV for them, and they wanted to watch the TV series "The Great General Who Protects the Nation".

As a result, they only watched for 10 minutes, and they lost their energy.

Rongrong and Jiji ate crushed ice, shaking their feet boredly.

"Ting Ting, the TV is so ugly, I want to play with Little Train."

"I want, too."

The two looked at each other, turned off the TV, and went to play with toys.

It was broadcast for the first time, and "The Great General Protecting the Nation" broadcasted five episodes in a row.

As soon as these five episodes came out, they poured cold water on the enthusiastically looking forward to the audience.

【No, no?General Protector, you let him fall in love with a Hun woman at first sight?Writer, what do you think? 】

[I finally know why Wei Hirano is angry, and I am also angry]

[The screenwriter still has the nerve to sell it badly?Just this thing, you take it as a treasure? 】

Many spectators who were poisoned ran to Wei Pingye to check in.

【Understood】

Of course, the screenwriter would not be scolded obediently. He debated with several audience members, trying to prove that his arrangement was completely reasonable, but they were all silenced in the end.

Sui Bian, the lead actor of the TV series, also helped the screenwriter in the interview: "We will improve the problems raised by the audience in the future, but this is definitely not the reason for Wei Pingye to yell at the screenwriter."

"And I heard that the screenwriter of the film version is not even named in the industry at all. This may be a big challenge for Wei Hirano, right? I hope everyone will also be strict with the film."

Wei Pingye jumped up from the sofa and rushed into Yang Bianzhang's room.

He arranged Yang Bizhang's works and papers one by one, revealing his name, and arranged them together with the screenwriter's signature on the script, then grabbed Yang Bizhang's hand, pressed it on it, and took a photo as a response.

Wei Pingye: [Small mouth, he doesn't have a name, do you have a name? 】

The comment section was also laughing like crazy.

[A play in the ancient Liang era, but I don’t even know Yang Bianzhang, the master of ancient Liang cultural research, and said that he has no name in the industry]

【Sui Bian, you are really uneducated】

[Wait a minute, this photo seems to be taken now, Wei Hirano, why did you get the photo so quickly? 】

Wei Hirano replied confidently: 【Live in the same house】

? ! ! !

The onlookers were stunned for a moment.

Yang Bianzhang, the last literati in the ancient Liang Dynasty

Wei Pingye, the last general in ancient Liang who defeated the Huns

It's normal to live together!

The comment section went crazy again.

[It's a coincidence that one person's name collides, but it's definitely not a coincidence that two people's names collide. Ancient times wear today's stone hammer]

【Wei Hirano, quickly admit it to me, you are the Great General Protecting the Nation himself!The Great General Protecting the Nation is alive and well, he is not dead! 】

Wei Pingye admitted it jokingly, but of course no one would take it seriously.

Three days before its release, the film released its last promotional video.

Gloomy picture, crumbling palace walls.

Beacon blazes, soldiers approaching the city.

generals.

Wei Hirano uncovered the old red cloth, underneath was the armor that had been covered in dust for many years.

Hatred.

The mighty Emperor Liang who was about to move south to flee for his life.

emperor.

Holding a weapon, Wei Pingye broke into the emperor's bedroom all the way.

On the screen, the figure of the three-year-old His Majesty was reflected.

Wei Pingye stood in front of him with a weapon in his hands, twisted his neck, and the candles in the palace lit up.

The promo ends.

[It's too bad, can you just knock me unconscious until three days later? 】

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The little His Majesty in the movie was played by Rong Rong in friendship.

Because Wei Hirano was facing other children, he couldn't get into the scene, and he couldn't act that way.

Moreover, Rongrong's salary is also very cheap, she only needs a box of Miaozi milk, and she can act for a whole day.

Very good deal.

Rong Rong and his grandpas had already watched the movie in advance, but on the day the movie was released, they still went to the cinema to watch it.

The film begins with Emperor Liang fleeing for his life. When Wei Pingye was slaughtering pigs in the countryside, he received an order from the emperor.

Within twelve hours, he sneered at first, then wanted to pack his luggage and leave, but changed his mind and wanted to go back to see how dilapidated the Liang Palace is now.

On the way to the palace, he thought a lot, from childhood to now.

When he came to the emperor's bedroom, he heard His Majesty and the only palace servant who served him talking in the bedroom.

The shadow of His Majesty was cast on the window paper.

The palace man said: "Your Majesty, don't be afraid, the General Protector will come to protect us."

The little majesty said in a childish voice, "Well, come quickly, the great general who protects the country."

Wei Pingye decided to let His Majesty go, turned his head and left, got on his horse, caught up with Emperor Liang's team, chopped off his head with a knife, but returned to the palace unknowingly.

Wei Pingye, who was so red-eyed, was called back to his senses by the three-year-old His Majesty, "Grandpa with a big beard".

The little His Majesty lay on the edge of the screen, poked his head out, and looked at him obediently.

Partitioned by a screen, His Majesty's side was brightly lit with candles, while Wei Pingye's side was in darkness.

He turned his head and gently placed the blood-stained weapon on the ground.

The movie ends here.

There are also some good supporting characters.

The palace servants who accompanied His Majesty from beginning to end were based on the Eunuch Cheng recorded in the history books, but his name was given in the movie, as well as the civil servant Yang Bianzhang.

The two of them don't have many roles, mainly because Wei Hirano has preconceived impressions. When writing the script, he didn't put too much ink on it, and only talked about it as a dark thread.

This movie is definitely a masterpiece of this summer vacation. From the beginning of the screening, the film scheduling rate and attendance rate are the first, and the follow-up will continue to be added. Many film critics are not hesitant to praise the film.

[Liang Guo was destroyed, Wei Pingye's twelve hours, he was angry, furious, and even had a moment of secret joy, very real]

[The most touching thing is that this movie is not stingy in allocating the shots to the unnamed supporting roles. When Cheng Zhiyuan thought that Wei Hirano was here to hurt His Majesty, he opened his arms and stood in front of him. It was completely beyond the glory of the times 】

Rong Rong only played less than 10 minutes, and the film critics liked him very much.

[At the end of the day, Your Majesty's performance was very exciting. He didn't appear in a heavy historical movie, but instead brought the light of redemption]

Rong Rong couldn't understand, Rong Rong only knew that many uncles and aunts praised him for being cute on the Internet.

[It’s so cute, the movie theater can’t take pictures, please upload the stills quickly]

[Wooooow, Auntie loves you, Your Majesty, look at Auntie, Auntie will give you some snacks]

[Killing God Wei Hirano quickly put down the butcher knife, turned into a spoiled madman, and lifted His Majesty to the sky]

[Grandpa must have brought His Majesty back into hiding, and lived his life in peace, it must be like this]

Grandpa read the comments to him, Rong Rong was very happy, it feels really great to be a little star.

Jiji folded her arms and said to her actress mother: "Mom, Fluffy is my good friend, can you tell them not to rob me?"

Ji Ting hugged Rong Rong, Wei Pingye stretched out his hand to cover Rong Rong's little face.

Don't kiss your majesty!

It is enough for the old horse to stumble once, and the old Wei will never make a second mistake.