Your Majesty's Group Pet Manual [Ancient and Modern]

"No marriage! No marriage!"

"Getting married! Getting married!"

The stab is one against ten, resisting all the students in the class.

Rong Rong sat on the seat and touched her little head in puzzlement.

Are you talking about a stage play?Why are they arguing?

The progress was too fast, Rongrong's little head couldn't keep up.

Teacher Zhang was standing in front, also a little strange, why did they start arguing?

Jiji looked at Rongrong angrily, and pulled him over: "Shaggy, you have to stand with me."

The friends also pulled Rong Rong: "No, Rong Rong must stand with us."

Rong Rong turned her head and looked at them suspiciously: "Huh?"

The little majesty who was contested.

Teacher Zhang didn't appear in time, and separated them: "Okay, okay, the children are all sitting back in their seats, why are you talking about getting married?"

"Let's make sure first, which characters are in the stage play, shall we?"

"Ok."

Jiji folded her hands: "There are princes and little mermaids inside."

"anything else?"

"There are also the witnesses of the wedding, the prince's parents, the little mermaid's grandfather, and the guests who came to the wedding..."

The students were shocked: ? ? ?

Teacher Zhang hurriedly said, "Trick, we haven't assigned a role yet, where did grandpa come from?"

Sting nodded: "Alright then."

The children said in one go: "The little mermaid, the prince, the king, the witch..."

Teacher Zhang wrote the characters they talked about on the blackboard one by one, and then guided them to tell the story.

Teacher Zhang wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Today is also a day with children, exhausting.

"The little mermaid refused the witch's request, flew ashore, found the prince, and the prince recognized him, and the two...one man and one fish got married."

Eggplant asked: "Then how will they live together? The little mermaid will die of thirst."

Teacher Zhang reminded them: "Everyone can use their brains."

Jiji raised his hand: "They can sleep on the water bed."

"What about daytime?"

"The prince can build a big swimming pool for the Little Mermaid, the prince is very rich!"

"That's right." Cricket's idea was approved by most of the students.

However, Teacher Zhang continued to ask: "The little mermaid will live in the swimming pool in the future? He used to live in the sea."

"Hmm..." the children thought.

Suddenly, Rong Rong raised her little hand: "Teacher, you can build a slide by the sea."

Teacher Zhang was puzzled: "Huh?"

"The slide is built by the sea, the 'slide' is in the sea, and the 'ladder' is on the shore. When the prince and the little mermaid play on the slide, they can be on the shore for a while and in the sea for a while, and both of them will be happy."

"Can the prince and the little mermaid ride the slide forever?"

Rong Rong nodded: "Yes."

"Huh? Don't they need to eat?"

"That's right." Rong Rong said seriously, "Every time I go on the slide, I don't want to eat."

"..." Well, Teacher Zhang will not always use adult logic to question children.

The children raised their heads together, imagining the "slippery" in the sea and the "ladder" on the shore.

It's so cool to be on the slide all the time, isn't it?

Eggplant raised his hand first: "Agree!"

The children all raised their hands high: "Agree!"

Jiji also raised his hand: "Yes, this slide must be called 'Elephant Slide'."

Friends turned to look at him.

Brother Thorn, you're "carrying private goods" again!

Teacher Zhang smiled: "Okay, now the children and the teacher will tell the story from beginning to end."

"it is good."

After telling the story seriously, Teacher Zhang took out some small slips of paper: "Now let's draw a character. The one who gets the blue slip is the Little Mermaid, and the one who gets the yellow slip is the prince..."

Teacher Zhang put the note into a small box and asked the children to draw lots.

"I am red and I am king."

"I'm green, I'm a witch, who is the prince?"

"It must be me." Jiji opened his little hand, and a small ball of paper appeared in his hand.

At this time, Rong Rong also opened his little hand.

Children: "Wow!"

Four p.m.

Teacher Zhang led the children to line up to the entrance of the kindergarten.

The parents also lined up at the door to receive the cubs, one or two per person.

Rongrong and Jiji held hands and stood together.

It was cold, and both of them were wearing thick coats, like two little penguins.

In the line, Jiji's father and Yang Bizhang stood together and waved to them: "Here."

Rongrong also waved at him, but Jiji didn't move. He squeezed Rongrong's hand, looking unhappy.

Rong Rong turned her head and said to him: "Tin Tin, don't be sad."

Jiji said seriously: "I'm not sad!"

"Oh." Rong Rong turned around.

It didn't take long for Jiji's father and Yang Bizhang to line up at the front of the line.

"I'll take the thorn."

"I'm here to pick up Rongrong."

"Okay." Teacher Zhang turned his head, "Jici, Rongrong, Dad and Grandpa are here to pick you up."

Jici reluctantly let go of Rongrong's hand, grabbed the strap of his schoolbag, walked up to his father with a stern face: "Dad."

Rong Rong trotted forward, and rushed into Yang Bizhang's arms like a small cannonball: "Grandpa!"

"Hey." Yang Bianzhang picked him up.

The two parents led the children away.

Jiji's father put Jiji on the back seat of the bicycle, thinking that he was a bit strange: "Jiji, what's the matter? Did you quarrel with your classmates in the kindergarten?"

Tingting shook his head and didn't speak.

Rong Rong was also carried to the seat by Yang Bizhang, and he pressed his hat: "Uncle, because we are going to perform."

"Perform? Perform what?"

"Perform the Little Mermaid." Rong Rong looked at Jiji worriedly, "The teacher asked us to draw a character, but Jiji got it..."

Sting frantically shook his head: "Shaggy, don't say it!"

Thorn is shy!

Okay, Rong Rong shut up.

Yang Bizhang and Cici's father took the two children home.

On the way home, Stinger was very angry.

He grabbed the seat angrily, with a stern face.

Rong Rong looked at him worriedly, turned his head around, met Rong Rong's gaze, and became even more angry.

Furry, don't look at me with those crying eyes!

Thorn is strong!Thorn is not pitiful at all!

Rongrong: QAQ

Thorn is pretending to be strong.

The weather was cold, and it was a bit cold to ride a bicycle. Instead of stopping in front of the convenience store to buy snacks for them, the parents went straight home.

Rong Rong raised his gloved hand and waved to Ting Ting: "Bye Ting Ting."

Jiji also waved his hand: "Goodbye."

Yang Bianzhang carried Rong Rong into the gate of the community.

Tin's father carried Tin and walked to the other side.

Suddenly, Jiji's father asked: "Jiji, are you playing the Little Mermaid?"

!!!

Jiji's eyes widened in an instant: "How do you know?"

In the prickly coat pocket, there was the little blue note.

Jiji's father smiled: "I'm your father." He asked again: "Then what will Rong Rong do?"

Citing was angry, and said in a low voice, "Shaggy plays the prince."

At this time, they arrived at the downstairs of the house, and Trick's father carried him down.

"Do you want to play the prince? Let Rong Rong play the Little Mermaid, right?"

"That's right." Jiji said seriously, "That's how it should be."

Trick's father locked the car and asked suspiciously, "What is 'should'?"

"I'm a prince and Furry is a little mermaid, it's just 'should be.'"

"It's not 'should be'." Cricket's father led him upstairs, "Did the teacher tell you the rules before drawing the note?"

"Have."

"So you all agree to the rule?"

"Ah."

"So, you have to act whatever you draw. This is 'should', not whatever you think."

They took the elevator upstairs and went home.

Jiji thought about it all the way, and finally said: "But I still don't want to play the Little Mermaid."

"Does Rong Rong want to play the Little Mermaid?"

Sting shook his head: "I don't know."

Jiji put down her schoolbag, ran back to her room, took out her children's watch, and called Rongrong.

"I'm asking Furry, if I can change it."

"is it okay?"

"Of course..." Tingting hesitated a little.

Just at this time, the phone was connected.

"Hey, Trick? I just got home."

"Hmm..." Citing couldn't open his mouth.

He suddenly remembered that Furry was quite happy when he got to play the prince.

Ci's father said to him: "Jia, a man should dare to act bravely, and the rules he agrees with cannot be broken by himself."

Thinking about...

He didn't speak, Rong Rong continued to "hello" to the watch.

"Tingting, where are you? One...two...three..."

When they watched TV, they saw children's safety education programs, so they agreed that if they called the other party and did not answer after counting to "ten", then they were in danger.

Rongrong began to count, and as he counted, he became more and more anxious: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo where are you?"

Cici whispered, "Shaggy, I'm rehearsing."

Rong Rong wiped her eyes: "Rehearsal?"

"Yes, isn't the little mermaid a little mute?"

Rong Rong laughed through tears.

He reacted: "No, Trick, the little mermaid did not exchange with the witch, he is not a little mute."

The little star class rehearsed carefully to prepare for the final performance.

Teacher Zhang took them and prepared props together.

Friends gathered around Rong Rong, with Rong Rong's arms akimbo, turned around in front of them: "How is it?"

He's wearing a baby green dinosaur cape and a little cardboard crown on his head that flies up when he spins around.

"Hmm..." My friends had different opinions.

"I feel good!"

"I don't think the little dinosaur cape is appropriate."

Jiji said seriously: "It's very suitable, the little dinosaur cape is needed to show that Fluffy is a prince."

"why?"

Cicada was straightforward: "Emperors in ancient times all wore dragon robes, and the chairs they sat on were also called dragon chairs, as well as dragon bowls and dragon beds."

"Then Rongrong should also wear a dragon robe."

Rong Rong shook her head vigorously: "No! I don't want it!"

He doesn't want to wear the emperor's clothes!He is most afraid of the emperor!

Jici put his arms around his shoulders: "Shaggy is a prince, not an emperor, so he has to wear a little dinosaur cape, and the little dinosaur is also a dragon."

So logical.

Teacher Zhang was convinced by him.

"Yes." The children nodded, "Brother Thorn, hurry up and put on the clothes of the Little Mermaid."

"...Understood, don't rush." ​​Jiting hugged her small schoolbag and walked into the locker room step by step.

After a while, my friends were all waiting anxiously.

"Brother Thorn, are you alright?"

"Brother Stinger?"

"Don't rush!" Jiji brushed open the curtain of the dressing room and moved out, "I'm not the Little Mermaid, I'm a big shark! Kakaka!"

Friends dare not laugh, only Rong Ronggan.

Rong Rong still dared to poke his belly: "Jab, your fleshy meat."

The rehearsal went smoothly, and the kindergarten also sent invitation letters to the parents, inviting them to come to the children's final performance on the last day of this semester.

Holding the invitation letter, Wei Pingye asked Rong Rong, "Why are there only two seats? Where is Grandpa Wei sitting?"

Kindergartens usually prepare two seats for the parents of the children, and the seats marked on the invitation letter also have two seats, but Rong Rong has three grandpas!

Rong Rong answered honestly: "I don't know."

"Eh, I don't know." Wei Pingye pinched his little face, "Then Grandpa Wei sat on the ground."

"Yes." Rong Rong nodded, "I can lend my cushion to Grandpa."

Wei Pingye didn't know whether to call Rong Rong generous, or to call Rong Rong a villain.

So he finally said: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your kindness."

Rong Rong waved his hand generously: "You're welcome."

On the day of the performance, in the small auditorium of the kindergarten.

The grandpas are very busy at work, but they still find time to attend Rongrong's first performance on stage.

The children were getting ready backstage, and the parents entered the arena one after another in front of the stage.

Wei Pingye came early and took his own seat first, then Yang Bianzhang and Cheng Zhi approached, leaving only one seat left.

Yang Bizhang said to Cheng Zhijin, "Go and sit."

"it is good."

Now there was no room left, Wei Pingye sat down on the seat, looked at Yang Bizhang sternly, and patted his thigh: "Come on, you're welcome."

Yang Bianzhang frowned: "Wei Pingye, did you suddenly suffer from a serious illness?"

Wei Pingye choked for a moment and stood up: "All right, all right, let me sit down."

Yang Bizhang sat down on the seat next to him: "I called the teacher, and I reserved an extra seat."

Cheng Zhiyuan concentrated on adjusting the camera, pretending not to hear their quarrel.

His video machine has been upgraded, from a mobile phone to a camera, but he is not very proficient in using it, and it is also very good for taking pictures of His Majesty.

Cheng Zhijin raised the camera with both hands and pointed it at the stage.

Not long after, the curtain opened on the stage, and two big class kids with red cheeks stood on the stage.

"Parents and guests—"

"Dear children, dear teachers—"

"good morning guys!"

Wei Hirano was shocked.

This way of hosting is still too advanced for the ancients.

"Next, the little moon class will bring you the chorus "Little Leaping Frog"."

"Next, the dance will be brought by the small meteorite class."

……

Wei Hirano folded his arms, motionless as a mountain.

No matter how many children there are, they can't fascinate me. Your Majesty will always be the cutest!

He turned his head and asked Yang Bianzhang in a low voice: "How many more?"

Yang Bianzhang glanced at the program list: "The next one will be here."

"Okay." Wei Pingye nodded, took out a few fluorescent sticks from somewhere, and distributed them, "Take it."

Yang Bizhang and Cheng Zhijin looked puzzled.

"Oh." Wei Pingye came to his senses, "Old Cheng, you just pat, Yang Bianzhang and I waved light sticks, Your Majesty has to be respected when he comes out."

Yang Bianzhang held up the light stick and said lightly: "Thank you, it's hard for you to be so thoughtful."

Wei Pingye raised his eyebrows confidently: "Of course."

Soon, two little red-faced hosts came up again.

"The performance of the small meteorite class is really wonderful, let us give them applause and encouragement."

"Next, there will be the stage play "The Little Mermaid New Edition" brought by the little star class."

Wei Hirano applauded extremely enthusiastically close to crazy.

The lights on the stage came on, and a small boat was sailing. The little prince Rongrong, wearing a small dinosaur cloak, was standing on the bow of the boat with a telescope.

"Wow, the sea is so beautiful."

Wei Hirano smiled at his aunt: Wow!Your Majesty is so cute!

At this time, the sailor eggplant rushed up: "It's not good, prince, we have encountered a storm!"

"Storm?" The little prince Rongrong fell into the "water" before he finished speaking, "Help!"

Wei Pingye looked worried: Oops, your Majesty is going to drown!Grandpa to the rescue!

In the next second, a little mermaid emerged from the sea and rescued the prince.

The great white shark Jiji tried his best to pull the little prince Rongrong to the beach.

The little prince Rong Rong fell into a coma. After waking up, he was rescued by the Tangyuan King and Princess Taro of this country—this may be a kingdom of sweets.

The little prince Rongrong thought it was Princess Taro who saved him, and was very grateful to Princess Taro.

Before the little prince had time to say "thank you", the great white shark flew from the sea to the shore with a sting.

He hugged the prince and said loudly, "I saved you, I just went home to get medicine, you little fool, I want to marry you!"

Rong Rong froze for a moment, huh?Isn't the last line a stinging line?

Trick improvised again.

When Rong Rong was still in a daze, Ting Ting smacked Rong Rong's fair and tender face.

Loud!simply!

This is improvisation too!

Wei Hirano was in the audience, so shocked that the light sticks in his hands dropped.