The cold school god can't move

"Aren't you crazy, are you three here?... What's wrong? You've lost your mind? Dai Guochao's brain has always been bad. How come Chi Cheng's brain is also broken?"

"Oh my sister, you drive your car! He lost a bet and shaved his head. He planned it long ago and was smart. What's wrong? If you hurt me, you will hurt me, and you will also bring Chi Cheng. Really."

"The two of you are only short of wearing a pair of trousers. Don't you have to wear them together? What kind of bet are you betting that the whole army will be wiped out?"

Neither Chi Cheng nor Chi Yuan spoke.

"The two of them..."

Just as Dai Guochao was about to explain, he suddenly felt that something was wrong when the words came to his lips. The explanation of this matter was a bit confusing.

The previously noisy car suddenly fell silent. The inexplicable collective silence, mixed with a certain subtle atmosphere, spread at the moment the car turned into the gate of the building.

Fortunately, the destination has been reached.Lian Qiao changed the subject, lamenting that it was hard to park a car in this small dilapidated courtyard, and then parked the car in a gap with difficulty and safely, breaking the short-term deadlock.

Before getting out of the car, Dai Guochao held two hats, one black and one white, and asked the two people behind: "Hey, which color do you think I'm wearing?"

“White and cool!”

"Black, looks cool!"

The two behind spoke at the same time, but their opinions were just the opposite.Chi Cheng and Chi Yuan looked at each other, and said to Dai Guochao at the same time:

"Black, looks cool!"

“White and cool!”

After the words fell, the two looked at each other, a little embarrassed.

"Hey! Can you two have a tacit understanding? Doesn't that mean you didn't say anything? Forget it, I still have free transformation on both tops, so I can be cool and cool at any time!"

After speaking, he put the white hat in his right hand on his head.The little monk on this hat is holding back his energy and preparing to rush forward.

Because of the arrival of Forsythia this lunch, Dai Guochao's bald head was not so obtrusive.After a few words of blah, blah, blah, granny Dai poured all her enthusiasm into her precious granddaughter.Compared with Dai Guochao's few locks of hair worth only five yuan, she is more concerned about Forsythia's lifelong events.

Dai Guochao lost his focus and surrounded his grandmother and cousin like a monkey, wanting to say a few more words.

"Hey sister, you come here for dinner today, how does the brother-in-law eat?"

"Don't mention him to me, it's annoying. Can we have a nice meal together?"

Although Lian Qiao would often say that, but this time, her expression was obviously not as coquettish as usual.Dai Guochao vaguely felt that there must be something unpleasant about them, but with so many people at the dinner table, he didn't dare to ask nonsense.

Lianqiao rubbed Dai Guochao's fresh bald head as she spoke, and said "tsk tsk" after rubbing her lips:

"Oh, this hair doesn't feel good even after shaving! It's still soft and natural, and it's comfortable to the touch."

"Ah, can a man's head be touched casually? Really!"

Dai Guochao's futile resistance to Lianqiao's head-touching and killing was shaking his head, wagging his tail, and dancing.Forsythia was instantly happy, and the faint haze on her face dissipated.

"Hey, we are all men in the National Super League? My sister has been touching for more than ten years and I still won't let you go. Mao Jiang is always touching and I haven't seen you get angry. How dare Mao Jiang be closer than my sister!"

Dai Guochao was at a loss for words, and after rolling his eyes for several times, he could hold back a sentence: "A man's head is not allowed to be touched by a woman! From now on, no one is allowed to touch my head! Also, don't mention Mao Jiang to me, I want to break up with him !"

As Dai Guochao said, he stroked his head self-consciously, as if he wanted to erase the handprint that Forsythia had left on his head.

"Hey, what's the matter? This is the point of breaking up? Could it be the same girl? Little man?"

Dai Guochao blew his beard and stared silently, knowing that the request was a bit difficult, but Dai Guochao was still a little inexplicably sad when Mao Jiang rejected him.

"The little man asked Mao Jiang to accompany him to shave his head, but he was ruthlessly rejected!"

Chi Cheng raised his thin eyelids, and expressionlessly pulled out the little thoughts that the "little man" didn't want to mention.

"Hey, I just said that I am a man, so there is still a child living in my heart! Are you naive? You blindly follow the trend and you need someone to accompany you. Fortunately, Mao Jiang's brain is still there!"

Lianqiao teased heartlessly, and there was a burst of laughter at the dinner table.

Just as he put down his chopsticks, Chi Cheng's phone rang, and it was Fang Pu.He answered the phone and asked, "Brother Pu!"

It turned out that they planned to organize some volunteers to go to the orphanage on the weekend and asked Chi Cheng if he wanted to go with him.

"Can I bring a few more people?"

"They're all your classmates?"

"Ah."

"Of course, I will arrange a car to pick you up on Sunday morning!"

"it is good."

As soon as Dai Guochao heard that it was Brother Pu's call, he put his ears close to him, and Chi Cheng simply turned on the speakerphone, allowing Dai Guochao to listen to the entire conversation.

"How is it? Should you be happy this time?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

After lunch, the young people went back to their nests to take a nap.

When you have something on your mind, it becomes difficult to fall asleep.Dai Guochao writhed on the bed like a fish out of water for a long time, but still didn't feel sleepy.

He picked up his phone and wanted to send Mao Jiang a message.Although at the dinner table he had announced to everyone that he was going to break up with Mao Jiang, now that he calmed down, Dai Guochao's rationality gradually gained the upper hand, and he realized that there was indeed something wrong with his kidnapping of Mao Jiang.He wanted to apologize for his childish behavior, but after much deliberation, he couldn't organize a few words that could express his apology tactfully and save himself some face.

Looking at the time again, it turned out to be 01:30 after several twists and turns.Classmate Mao Jiang always sleeps heavily in the afternoon, does not rest well at noon, and feels unclear throughout the afternoon and evening.At this time, he must have already fallen asleep, so it's better not to disturb Maomao's lunch break.

Thinking of this, Dai Guochao threw his phone far away, covered his head in the quilt and forced himself to fall asleep.Not long after, he actually fell asleep in a daze.

Mao Jiang had lunch in the cafeteria, returned to the dormitory, and lay on the bed staring at Zhou Yiyuan's bald head in a daze.

When I had a flat head, I only thought that Zhou Yi's face was a typical round shape, but I didn't think his head was too big.Now that he has shaved his head, the more he looks at it, the more he feels that Zhou Yi's head seems to have gotten rid of the shackles of his hair and started to swell wildly, which instead makes his entire face look round and beautiful.

Looking at it, the phrase "I just want to see your shaved head" that Dai Guochao whispered to himself in the morning was repeated in his mind like a repeater.The number of times is too many, just like a cheerful sewing machine being trampled and turned, "Gada Gada" keeps poking a fine stitch in Mao Jiang's heart with the tip of the needle, making him sleepless.

Suddenly, a carp in Mao Jiang sat up straight, and the bed board creaked under his sudden and violent movements, as if it was about to fall apart.

"What's wrong with you?" Zhou Yi leaned half of his body and asked.

Mao Jiang looked at Zhou Yi's head and face squarely, and said with a smile: "It's okay, let's go out for a while!"

After speaking, he quickly put on his clothes and walked out of the dormitory gently.

At this time, Mao Jiang's uncle happened to be on duty at the door.Seeing that his nephew was going out of school at this time, he asked a little strangely:

"Jiang Jiang, why don't you go back to sleep in the middle of the day, what are you going out for?"

"It's hot, get a haircut. The basketball game is about to start in the afternoon, and my hair is too long!"

"Oh!" Uncle Mao suddenly realized, and quickly moved out of the way for Mao Jiang, not forgetting to tell him, "Go and come back quickly, and you can rest again."

Mao Jiang waved at his uncle as he ran out of the school gate, and soon disappeared.There is a barber shop close to the school on the only way Dai Guochao goes home. Mao Jiang trotted all the way, but within a few minutes he sat in the chair in front of the mirror of Mr. Tony.

Same barber shop, same Tony.Drowsy, he never expected that there really was another guy with a shaved head.Five yuan is five yuan. From the perspective of time efficiency, the benefits of shaving your head are actually not too bad.

Tony got another bald head done in minutes. Mao Jiang got up, didn't pick and choose, just looked in the mirror for less than three seconds, paid the money without saying a word, put on his old sun hat and left the barber shop, Under the stunned gaze of the uncle, he hurried into the school gate.

Afraid of disturbing his roommate's rest, he didn't go back to the dormitory, but went straight to the classroom.He found a new clean apron from Dai Guochao's table hole, covered his head, and then the cat began to take a nap on the table.

The sun was warm, just drying Mao Jiang's back.As soon as the sun was shining, Mao Jiang became drowsy, and soon fell asleep in a daze.

Some students returned to the classroom one after another, and the classroom was full of whispers, like buzzing in the afternoon flowers, everywhere but illusory and ethereal.This didn't affect Mao Jiang's continued cat daydreaming on the table.

Until the number of people in the classroom gradually increased, Dai Guochao entered the classroom carrying a fruit box, and saw the person who had been clamoring to break up at lunch was huddling motionless on the table with his apron on his head.The apron tightly covered Mao Jiang's head, Dai Guochao couldn't see his face, and didn't know how deeply he slept.

Dai Guochao stretched out his hand and pushed Mao Jiang's elbow, a little surprised and called Mao Jiang up.

"Why don't you sleep in the dormitory? Lie down on the table..."

Mao Jiang sat up sleepily, and the apron on his head slid down to the back of the chair as he stood up. His freshly shaved head was white and clean, and it looked particularly shining in the afternoon sun.

Dai Guochao felt his eyes flicker, and suddenly lost his mind. The fruit box in his hand fell to the ground with a "snap", and the second half of the sentence in his mouth was finally unable to utter.

Mao Jiang, who had shaved his head, stared and opened his eyes wide. The double eyelids that were already beautiful were piled up again because of his early awakening.Without the hair pressing down on his head, his eyebrows and eyes are particularly prominent and beautiful.

Dai Guochao rubbed his eyes vigorously to make sure he wasn't here to sleepwalk. Then he held his chin that felt like it was about to fall, and after a long time of chatting, he finally asked:

"What are you doing? Didn't you say you don't want to shave?"

Mao Jiang picked up the fruit box that Dai Guochao had dropped on the ground, patted the bottom of the bag that had touched the ground, raised his head and looked up at Dai Guochao who was standing less than a foot away from him, and asked in a low voice innocently and aggrievedly road:

"Didn't you say you wanted to see my bald head?"

The author says:

I wish you all a happy holiday!