The cold school god can't move

"It must be reviewed, it's too shameful!"

Director Gao looked distressed, and threw his hands behind his back.Chi Yuan felt that Director Gao should be wearing a long gown with wide sleeves at this moment, which would be more suitable for the occasion. It would be an old gentleman who was bald because of the anger of the students.

He let out an "oh" and nodded repeatedly at Teacher Gao.Now, he looks like a good and cowardly baby.The two saluted the teachers together and walked out of the office with a sigh of relief.

But within a day or two, almost the whole school knew about the deeds of the double tyrants in the second year of high school liberal arts who both shaved their heads, but few people knew that shaving their heads would actually require a review.

Many boys are discussing the benefits of shaving their heads. It saves time and effort and saves shampoo. It is cool and convenient, and it reduces the absorption of nutrients from the hair to the brain. There are so many benefits that many people are eager to try it, but they are afraid that their appearance will not be enough. Such a hairstyle.

However, there are always people who like to test the water, and there are always people who like to follow suit.

After the flag-raising on Monday, Gao Baobao did not break his promise, and ordered Chicheng Chiyuan and Dou Tianjie to come to the stage to conduct a review as promised.

Dou Tianjie really wrote a self-criticism, stood on the stage and read all the content above from the bottom of his heart.

When it was Chi Yuan's turn, he pretended to be holding a few pages of blank manuscript paper, citing scriptures and allusions and talking nonsense. Various ancient people and celebrities said that he always connected things that didn't have much connection with this fight and his bare head. When he got up, he justified himself perfectly.

Standing in front of the stage, Director Gao was very satisfied with Chi Yuan's comprehensive and well-written review. As he listened, Director Gao became anxious. Chi Yuan couldn't stop his long speech, and the time passed by every minute. , If we continue talking, there will be no time for the school leaders to speak.

Chi Cheng secretly admired Chi Yuan's mouth, not to mention right and wrong, he might reverse the cycle of life and death several times.

Director Gao was in a hurry, and frantically hinted that it was time for Chi Yuan to finish, but Chi Yuan acted as if he hadn't seen it, and was still talking.The crowd of students in the audience burst into laughter from time to time.

In the end, Director Gao had no choice but to go on stage and forcibly snatched the microphone from Chi Yuan's hand and handed it to Chi Cheng.

"Hey, Teacher Gao, I haven't finished yet!"

"Are you still reviewing your addiction?"

Director Gao reprimanded in a low voice with a dark face, and then Chi Yuan smiled and stopped.

On the rostrum, as soon as Chi Cheng opened his mouth, his painting style changed.

"Teacher, students! Good morning! I am Chi Cheng from Class [-], Grade [-]. Although I have searched through the school's various regulations, I have not found any reason why students are not allowed to shave their heads, but since the teacher said that this behavior is outrageous, then I will review it, um, the bald head is indeed too abrupt and unsightly, I will never shave my head again in the future. Please cherish your hair and don't blindly follow the trend."

...Follow the trend.

The echo of the stereo echoed across the playground.After Chi Cheng finished speaking, he walked off the rostrum, leaving only a large group of students in the audience to sigh.

The top four of the liberal arts in the second year of high school went up to three, and this review is enough to be well-respected.Some people whispered in the audience, it turns out that students with good grades will sometimes fight.

However, this belated review was of no use. Some people in the school had imitated them and shaved their heads. The dots of bald foreheads scattered among the dark crowd were particularly eye-catching in the golden morning light.

Without Chi Cheng and Chi Yuan Duanwei, Zhou Yi became the tail of the team.He stood silently in the morning light, looking at the two dazzling bald heads on the stage with a look of despair.

At the end of the week, the fat Zhou Yi also went to shave his head, but as soon as he returned to school, he saw that the two first-time bosses in the class went to the rostrum to review this matter.Such a scene was simply unexpected.

Back in the classroom, he complained to Chi Yuan with a sad face:

"If I knew that shaving my head would require a review, I wouldn't shave it even if I was dying of heat. I'll do it. Is it my turn next week?"

"Ah, you're thinking too much. Gao Guangbang asked me to go up with Brother Cheng for a review. It's probably because I didn't hold back my laughter when his hairstyle was embarrassing. Didn't I listen to Brother Cheng in the morning? Which school rule Students can’t shave their heads if they don’t write?”

"Ah? You mean Gao Bulb's personal revenge!"

"Hush—" Chi Yuan put his right hand on his lips and pushed Zhou Yi.As soon as Zhou Yi turned his head, Teacher Gao appeared at the door of the classroom at some point, leaning against the door frame and waiting for the class bell to ring.Looking at another shiny head in the classroom, his face was full of grief.

From this week, the basketball game will start.Mao Jiang combed through the list for a long time, but he only found nine people after searching.In the freshman year of high school, their class was forced to gather a basketball team, and ended up losing uglyly.He glanced at the overwhelming number of girls in the class, shook his head helplessly, turned around, and pinned his last hope on Chi Cheng, who was feigning sleep while covering his hat.

"Master Cheng, save the world, there is only one person missing, and I will report your name! When the time comes, you will not be able to play if you don't want to."

Seeing that Mao Jiang was almost at the end of his rope, Chi Cheng sighed and agreed.The number of people was finally enough, and Mao Jiang's heart was put into his stomach.Lao Xu has already borrowed basketball uniforms for them, and is just waiting for them to play valiantly.

Dai Guochao looked at the people on the list. Among the ten people, there were three bald heads, and one Lu Weiqi, who was born with a lack of melanin, so he always cut his natural blond hair super short, lest the teacher always suspect that he dyed his hair .Suddenly, he had an idea, staring at Mao Jiang's short haircut and said:

"Maomao, otherwise, let's go and shave our heads. It happens that there are still two hats that I painted last time, and they are hanging in my sister's shop!"

"Ah? Why?"

"Let's all shave our heads, how neat it is! My young master Chi has already called on the rostrum, why don't we respond?"

"You're not responding, are you committing a crime against the wind? People call you not to follow the trend blindly!"

"Am I blindly following the trend? Ah? I'm being blatant, okay? Besides, what Mr. Chi said made it clear to the people in the audience that he was here. Let's shave it. Anyway, I have a lot of hair. Didn't you see that Zhou Yi is already the first time?" Has one answered the call?"

Dai Guochao began to sing as he spoke.Chi Cheng raised his eyelids and glanced at him, this kid really wanted to get out, he and Chi Yuan shaved their heads because of a bet, what kind of fun did he make?

Mao Jiang looked at Dai Guochao speechlessly, the anticipation and enthusiasm on his face really made Mao Jiang a little bit unbearable.However, there must be an irresistible reason to convince yourself to do this, right?After all, with a bald head hairstyle, I really dare not try it lightly if I have no courage.

"Hey, you said whether to shave or not? Anyway, I have to follow my brother's pace. It's already several days late."

Mao Jiang was struggling in his heart.

"Brother Cheng accompanied Chi Yuan to shave his head. If I don't stay with Brother Cheng, I will have no place in Brother Cheng's heart. Mao Jiang, do you want to go together?"

Mao Jiang's heart was dying.

Although Dai Guochao was on the spur of the moment, Mao Jiang knew he was not joking seeing his serious expression.Dai Guochao has always been like this, he just does what he wants to do, regardless of the consequences.

Although Mao Jiang is still very resistant to the matter of shaving his head, but Dai Guochao, you want to accompany Chi Cheng to shave his head and pull me in, what does this mean?Thinking of this, Mao Jiang was still a little upset.

Dai Guochao was already a little impatient, looking at Mao Jiang who was still silent, he was finally lost.Mao Jiang was almost responsive to him. He thought that Mao Jiang would always stand by him, but he didn't expect that they would disagree on such a trivial matter.

Dai Guochao sat back in his seat silently, muttering to himself:

"I just want to see how you shaved your head. It's fine if you don't show it. I don't want to see it yet!"

Mao Jiang watched Dai Guochao's eyes darken. Although the muttering was very low, Mao Jiang heard it verbatim.Mao Jiang opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say.

After school at noon, it was still the same barber shop and the same teacher Tony, but this time the person sitting in front of the mirror was changed to Dai Guochao.This Tony felt that the three teenagers in front of him had completely subverted his aesthetics.Could it be that bald heads are becoming popular among teenagers these days?

The young Tony's subordinates worked methodically, and finally couldn't help asking the heartbeat question when he was about to finish shaving.

The kid Dai Guochao in Tony’s mouth opened his mouth and started to blow nonsense:

"Ah yes, how nice it is to have a bald head. With this hairstyle, no matter how you do it, it won't be messed up. Mom won't worry about me looking in the mirror all day long. There may be a lot of people coming to shave their heads in the future."

God, with a bald head and five dollars, Tony's heart is broken. He feels that his craftsmanship can't be displayed on the heads of these children, let alone generate surplus value.

Another bald head was born.Dai Guochao stood up from his chair refreshed and looked at his strange self in the mirror. His round, childish face seemed even more childish and cute.

Dai Guochao was a little nervous and didn't dare to go out, as if he had changed his look and appearance in a short while, and his own grandma probably wouldn't recognize him.

Before Chi Yuan and Chi Cheng went in with their bright and blind bald heads, Grandma was terrified every time she saw it, as if it was the first time she saw them every time.Now her grandson dangles in front of her with a big bald head every day, and she is so startled and deceitful that she won't have a heart attack.

At this time, there was the sound of a car horn outside the store.Dai Guochao poked his head halfway and went out to take a look. His cousin's familiar red city cross-country was parked on the non-motorized driveway outside the door with its windows open and double flashing lights on.

When Dai Guochao just left the school, he called his cousin Lianqiao and asked her to help deliver the hat he painted.Forsythia came at just the right time.Dai Guochao sneaked into the passenger driver like a street mouse, and then waved to the two calm bald heads wearing hats behind him.

Chi Yuan followed Chi Cheng into the car.First of all, I asked very politely: "Hello, sister!"

Lian Qiao's gaze swept over the two people sitting in the back seat, and finally settled on Dai Guochao's head.

If these three people are not crazy, Lianqiao has every reason to suspect that her eyes may be broken.

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