[Comprehensive] The days when I pretended to be a meow in the Forbidden City

Pingnan King Zhao Weineng is a mysterious existence in Bianjing City.

Unlike all the princes in Bianjing, he has a very high sense of presence. For example, this prince is very down-to-earth. He often only brings one or two guards secretly guarding the streets to eat snacks, or make some rough disguises to mix in Listening to operas in the theater building, but all the common people in Bianjing City have sparkling eyes, and they can't recognize anyone!

Seeing that he has been recognized a lot, the prince actually practiced the kung fu of being fat and thin at times, which is really amazing.

The merchants in Bianjing City were afraid of hurting the prince's self-esteem again, and later developed the habit of not telling the truth.They all pretended not to know that this person was King Pingnan.

As the few remaining princes of the Great Song Dynasty, he was cared for in a certain sense.

For example, Yu Shitai sometimes pretends not to see something out of the ordinary when he sees the prince, and is too lazy to impeach him. For example, he can open a small shop openly and aboveboard, and then personally speak for it. For example, he can take advantage of the convenience of his clan status When entertaining foreign envoys, sell your own products by the way, and even the emperor sometimes drives business for him!

And he also used the news to be more informed than others to make a profit... That donation during the war with the Liao Kingdom before made a lot of favors!Bah, collusion between officials and businessmen! ——My peers think so.

Although I have some complaints about this unfair competition method, what can I do? Who makes you not a prince?

Shop owners who couldn't grab business comforted themselves in this way.

But Xia Anran, who is the owner of the shop, is very innocent. He feels that he has not even opened a chain store, so he is already very restrained!

Xia, doing business only to raise cattle, An Ran swallowed the tea in her mouth alone in the sunset, feeling that she was no worse than Little Lotus.

It's a pity that the reputation of this little prince who has always been very good is now in shambles.

The reason is that he was careless for a while, and he was too excited to go out to drink with his friends, and he also joined in the fun with those friends and left a message on the wall.

The walls of the Great Song Dynasty restaurant were just like BBS, and it was forwarded with follow-up posts. He happened to see a very interesting doggerel, and wrote a few sentences below it.

Naturally, there were people who were not so familiar at the banquet. Seeing the prince started to write, he blew a few rainbow farts. Xia Anran couldn't hold back the literati's serial rainbow farts even if he was as calm as water, and felt that this doggerel could not show his level, so he wrote I wrote down a poem on the manuscript that I was still writing these days.

That's exactly:

How long does it take to fight for fame and fortune? It is not free to wake up early and sleep late.

Riding a donkey and mule thinking of a steed, the official residence and the prime minister met the prince.

In fact, this poem is placed in the short story book. It was written by the protagonist when he was tired of officialdom and calculations, so he unloaded his burden and re-entered the rivers and lakes. It is extremely inappropriate.

Because as an official, everyone still encourages the people to have a fighting spirit, and don't be content with today's ordinary life. Only hard work can win.

In addition, he, a prince, wrote such words and sentences, wouldn't he have a feeling of "Long Wang Shu", especially the words mentioned the prime minister..., and such words, it is hard not to make people feel that the prime minister of the dynasty and this What is the entanglement between King Pingnan?

The prime minister at this time is no longer Bao Zheng.

In the Song Dynasty, there was a custom of "prime ministers taking turns". The current prime minister is Lu Yijian, and the former Bao Zheng was relegated to another place because of a small mistake.Under such a big background, and the public likes Bao Zheng more, after all, "Youth Bao Qingtian" is the foundation, and Bao Zheng was relegated precisely because of this picture book, so many people felt wronged.

As soon as Xia Anran's poem came out, the people immediately became overwhelmed, thinking that King Pingnan doesn't seem to like Lu Xiang!That is our friend!

Let's boycott Lu Xiang and invite Mr. Bao back!

Xia Anran returned home to sleep after drinking, how did he know that two days later he was impeached by the imperial censor because of this poem in the court hall, he froze immediately, not because of being impeached, but...

This poem is in his new serial!

Since it is serialized, it is natural to publish it.

It’s not a big problem if he writes it down after the tabloid publishes it, at most people think he’s just a fan, but it’s a little bit...

No, it's okay.

He tilted his head and thought about it, and felt that there was no big problem, so he said that he had some relationship with the newspaper, so he saw the manuscript in advance, anyway, everyone thought he had privileges!

Xia Anran, who consciously resolved the crisis first, was a little elated, but what he never expected was that even though he had thought of the reason, he still lost his horse.

The reason is his font.

When Xia Anran first arrived in Bianjing, Xia Anran, as a new novelist, left a signature for the Bai family's shop without any psychological burden. Because the matter was too long ago, if it hadn't been exposed this time, he would have completely Can't remember it!

As a prince, he didn't have many handwritings left outside, not to mention that when he was slightly drunk, his handwriting lost its importance and leaked traces, so when someone saw it and thought, "This is the prince's handwriting, it's not bad. "After describing and disseminating it, and after some good people compared his handwriting, Xia Anran, whose pseudonym is Shen Qi, was so chic that it aroused discussion.

Once there is suspicion, more and more people will catch clues. No matter how careful Xia Anran is in his daily life, he can't stop someone from looking at him with a magnifying glass.What's more, he didn't deliberately conceal his identity, so!

He was honorably off the horse.

If you lose your horse, you will lose your horse, no matter what the matter, Xia Anran feels that there is nothing wrong with it, but who would have thought that he would be blocked by someone on the road one day.

Blocking!horse!road!

In the Song Dynasty, there was a regulation that horses were not allowed in the downtown area. In addition, when the next dynasty was the most crowded, the people of the Song Dynasty did not respect the courtiers and officials as much as the later dynasties, so naturally they would not make people go to the side. To make way for people, everyone usually leads the horse and walks slowly when they go down to the court, and because of this, conditions are created for people to block the way.

The escorting guards were also very embarrassed. They looked at the front of them without speaking or acting aggressively. They just followed them with a sign. In the end, the number of people piled up and finally blocked the road. thing.

When Xia Anran didn't understand why he had to lift the curtain, he saw a spontaneous protest team from the people, and all the pieces of paper they held up were all of the same color——

Why did Mu Niang die!

The death of Mu Niang, Liu Jun, Rou Niang, and Li Jun, does your heart hurt?

Lantern Festival Reunion Day, Mid-Autumn Festival Reunion Day, New Year's Day Reunion Day, don't be a dead love!

Xia Anran was silent for a while, silently retracted her head into the carriage, and put down the thin curtains to shiver inside, only feeling that in this cruel world after losing a horse, only the carriage can give him a little warmth.

The people of the Great Song Dynasty are really terrible!How could people gather to protest just because someone wrote a BE!

Are there any qualities that a reader should have? !

Unexpectedly, even when he went to court on the second day, he could not get peace. While waiting for a rest in the leaky courtyard, Xia Anran was annoyed for the first time by being slapped on his face by all the civil and military officials. The various dramas that Xia Anran released have been tricked two or three times.

They also have to say a few words to their colleagues who have a good or bad relationship in peacetime, as if they have lost all political positions at this time.

Because we are all victims at this time—BY: All the ministers.

That's right, after the first experience, Xia Anran couldn't help but make trouble for the newspaper office every reunion day when his family was not around and no one could stop him. Since then, Bianjing City has appeared A legend - don't go to see plays that you haven't seen on weekdays on a festive day, and never trust the audience you meet after leaving the theater, and don't easily trust the recommendations of people you don't know well.

because--

When they are cheated, they always want to cheat others.

Although these situations have improved a little after Shen Qi now switched to children's picture books, but in the previous years, there was almost no one in the entire Bianjing city that was not harmed by him.

What's even more frightening is that the atmosphere of writing tragedies has spread, that is, at the end of the comedy ending, there will be torture. Every time I go to the theater to watch a new play, I feel like I am gambling. I can't change it. Thrilling.

All this, Xia Anran was strong enough to bear it until his mother and father stood in front of him.

"I think I need to change my pseudonym." That night, Xia Anran, who felt her body was being hollowed out, said deeply to her lover.

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The signing of the armistice agreement between Song and Liao was accompanied by the news that Liao agreed to cede the four prefectures of Yun, Ying, Huan, and Shuo. After 18 years, the Song Dynasty raised troops again. In fact, it was the young Song emperor and the old Liao. The confrontation between the kings of the kingdom.

Obviously, this time it was the young and energetic new emperor of the Song Dynasty who won.

Escorting the documents for the peace talks is Bai Yutang, the white general who has become a new generation of God of War.

Nowadays, the titles of Chinchilla that Bai Yutang used to have are rarely known by people. The more widely known ones are Tianqingwu Champion, General Bai, General Jade Face, Rakshasa Jade Face, and Evil Ghost (from the enemies) Wait for identity.

The story of Bai Sanshao once wandering the rivers and lakes to fight for righteousness has spread, and it has become a short story that supports countless restaurants and teahouses.

General Bai, who entered the city on a tall horse, endured the screams of women on both sides of the street along the way, as well as the embroideries, petals and other things that fell down everywhere. As the team marched slowly, the wrinkles between his brows deepened. Totally on the brink of eruption.

At this very moment, suddenly a red object with extremely fast speed came towards him, Bai Yutang reacted so quickly that he dodged sideways. After several forced marriage scenes where he was hit by a red hydrangea, he was already extremely sensitive to all red objects. It is expected that the thrower is a master this time, he is on the horse, and in addition to being the commander, the movement range should not be too large, that person took a fancy to him, after Bai Yutang avoided the first red object, another object was thrown .

Bai Yutang's moves were dead, and this thing attacked extremely fast, he had no choice but to draw his sword to break it.

These actions are all between lightning and flint.

Just before he raised his sword and hadn't drawn it out of its sheath, he saw clearly what he was throwing. There was a sudden pause, and the green knot was just put on his saber.

Bai Yutang looked in the direction from which he threw the thing, and sure enough, he saw a young man dressed in scarlet, holding another grass circle in his hand, squinting and smiling at him.

Seeing this, Bai Yutang looked down at the things in his hand, sniffed it, and raised his eyebrows.

From a distance, Zhan Zhao made a mouth gesture towards here, "Aren't you surprised?"

It was quite a surprise.

Bai Yutang returned the sword to his waist, snorted, and mouthed at it, but the irritability just now subsided a little.

What Zhan Zhao sent him was calamus.

The leaves of calamus are like long swords, with poison all over their body, but they can drive away evil spirits. They are easy to plant. They seem to follow the waves, but they are actually strong. Therefore, they have been known as gentleman grasses and sword grasses since ancient times.

He kneaded the small ring with his fingertips, and the army quickly passed by the restaurant where Zhan Zhao was. The refreshing fragrance that came out kept him in a good mood until he finally left the palace.

After leaving the palace, he ordered the deputy general to take the team to the barracks, while he himself went to Zhan Zhao's home in a hurry, and brought two catties of stewed beef with him along the way.

This kind of cattle is outside the Great Wall, not a kind of farming cattle, so it can be sold publicly in special shops, and the price is very high, which is not affordable for ordinary people, but no matter when, Bai Sanshao never What a waste of thought on money.

Now he has earned a house in Bianjing City, but because he has been stationed outside for a long time, there are not many opportunities to live in it, so this house is handed over to Zhan Zhao to take care of it. The whereabouts of friends from the rivers and lakes, but the probability of the latter coming to visit gradually decreases as they marry wives and have children.

Now every time he comes back here, he can only see Zhan Zhao with the same eyebrows waiting for him.

When he saw what he was holding, Zhan Zhao was taken aback for a moment, then smiled, "Why... did you buy this?"

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows, "I vaguely remember that you like to eat."

After the words were out of his mouth, he noticed the small plate on the side of the table in the hall. It was a dish of steamed shad that he likes to eat. Zhan Zhao directly took the beef and put it aside, "You haven't come back from the west for a long time, I think it's very strange." Missing this taste is also called coincidence, you stepped on a little tail of shad season."

"It's just that the stewed meat has a strong taste, so it doesn't go well with shad. Why don't you eat it tomorrow..."

Bai Yutang's picky eating habits are not only influenced by his family, but also by his teacher.Xia Anran is very good at restocking food, when staying in Xia Anran's house, Bai Yutang seldom had anything he was not used to.

But this pickiness was gradually erased during his military career. Now Bai Yutang can eat everything, and everyone is used to Bai Yutang can eat everything, so few people pay attention to what he likes to eat.

It is indeed the shad season now, but shad is hard to buy, especially here in Bianjing, which is far away from the Yangtze River. Zhan Zhaoneng must have spent a lot of effort to buy this fish just in time.

However, if Zhan Zhao didn't say anything about this feeling, he wouldn't mention it too much.

There is always this tacit understanding between the two of them.

Zhan Zhao poured him a cup of Pear Blossom White. Pear Blossom White is baijiu, with a touch of pear blossom aroma. This is last year's wine. It has a light taste and can dissolve the greasy feeling of shad fish, but it will not take away the deliciousness of the fish.

Zhan Zhao didn't understand this truth before, but after being with Bai Yutang, he gradually understood it.

Two men live together, naturally, they are not as meticulous as a woman to take care of them.

Although Zhan Zhao often lives in the capital, he himself has no interest in gardening. All he can do is to clean up the yard. As for the pruning and pruning, it's all up to Bai Yutang.

Bai Sanshao is still very particular about some aspects.

Now the two are sitting on the promenade of the yard and watching the moon together. As long as they look down, they will see the neat and spiritual courtyard.

Ten years ago, Bai Yutang once asked Zhan Zhao why he didn't enter the military camp. At that time, the relationship between the two had not changed. With the increase of military activities in the Song Dynasty, there was a large shortage of middle and upper-level talents, so the court welcomed martial arts people to join the military camp.

Zhan Zhao joined the imperial court as the No. 1 martial artist, and had the opportunity to transfer to the military at that time.

Joining the army, with his abilities, he could at least take charge of a battalion, but in the end Zhan Zhao still refused.

Because Bao Zheng had just been demoted at that time and was about to leave for his post.Zhan Zhao couldn't let go of Bao Zheng's daily actions and made countless enemies, so he refused.

In addition, he was actually a bodyguard with a knife, and was seconded to Kaifeng Mansion, so he couldn't actually follow Bao Zheng. In order to protect Bao Zheng, he resolutely resigned.It was only later that I learned that Bao Zheng was impeached and dismissed this time because there was actually something wrong with him. The officials wanted Bao Zheng to investigate a matter for him.

Bao Zheng knew very well that the trip was full of dangers, but he didn't want to delay Zhan Zhao. In the end, he saw that Zhan Zhao resigned without knowing it, so he told the truth. Treating each other with such deep affection and friendship, Zhan Zhao naturally would not leave.

He entered the officialdom because he was moved by Bao Zheng and wanted to protect this piece of blue sky.

And when Zhan Zhao gave up this important opportunity, Bai Yutang also rushed to the door to question him. At that time, Zhan Zhao, who was dressed in scarlet robes, also stood in the moonlight and said to him:

"The fifth younger brother is Yingwu, who protects the people of the Song Dynasty, but Zhanmou is not. I just want to protect people's hearts."

Protecting and protecting, he also fell into that person's heart.

The two porcelain bowls "collided" into each other, the wine entered their throats, and the two looked at each other and smiled.

The moonlight was cool, and the lingering night wind bypassed the two swords placed on the small table in the courtyard, carrying the fragrance of two calamus circles.

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In a mountain depression in the south of the Lingnan Mountains, the rocks here are steep, and it is located between the valleys in the two mountains, so it is extremely inconvenient to travel.

Although the traffic is blocked, the peaks that block the cold current also nourish the land, and the rivers bring silt and abundant irrigation water.

All these make this small basin with fertile soil allow local people to live a self-sufficient life.

However, with the further improvement of the infrastructure of the Song Dynasty in the past few years, a chain bridge was built between the two peaks.The exchanges between this village and the outside world gradually became more frequent.

And receiving more and more temptations from outside information, the young people in the valley here gradually began to walk outside.But there are two young people who never thought of leaving.

This pair of brothers are both outsiders. They were washed here by the soaring river. The two brothers seem to have experienced some disasters, and neither of them is completely bearded.

When my brother was seriously injured, he was only breathless.

The younger brother was better than him, but he was slapped in the face.

The old patriarch is good at herbal medicine, but only barely.

The two brothers seem to have conflicts, and the younger brother seems to be completely indifferent to the elder brother's life or death.

Having said that, after his broken bone healed, he still thought of a way to force the medicine into that brother's mouth... Although his attitude was a bit rough, the little boys who saw him were so scared to take the medicine Be positive all the time.

Probably God blesses, the elder brother was seriously injured and looked like that, but still survived, the two brothers settled here, the elder brother is stronger and responsible for farming.The younger brother seems to be a scholar, and he opened a private school here, acting as the enlightenment teacher here.

Both of them managed to settle down here. Neither of the brothers had ever married a wife, and the relationship was obviously bad, but they did not live separately.

This pair of eccentric brothers has contracted the gossip topic in this village for nearly a year, but after a long time, everyone doesn't think there is anything new about it.

Every year, the younger brother would disappear for a period of time, and he would do nothing else, just throw a boat made of leaves into the water in the upper reaches of the river.The boat floated on the water, fluttering, and when a wave hit it, it sank. He didn't care, and slowly folded another one. Such strange behaviors often lasted for about half a decade, and no one knew what he was doing.

Even if his students asked in the past, he never answered, but it was obvious that he was in an extremely bad mood.

This year has become an accident. With the construction of the iron lock bridge, the communication between Dashan and the outside world has become more convenient, and news will naturally come in, including tabloids.

In a gossip tabloid, the ambiguity between Bai Jinxi, the privy envoy of the Pingnan Dynasty, was expressed in an extremely cautious tone.Naturally, now that the tabloids need to register the person in charge, he naturally dare not speak out, and can only play side-by-side, talking about the two people going in and out at the same time, houses next to each other, and a similar layout. How and the like.

Although the author clearly stated that the relationship between the two is very close, Yu Tianbao can still see the hidden and glamorous meaning in it.

When he saw this message, his breath suddenly became unstable, and he directly pinched the newspaper into a fold. The paper was horizontal on the entire newspaper, which was not obvious, but in Yu Tianbao's eyes, this imprint was extremely glaring.

He took a deep breath and smoothed the paper.

The above words and sentences were once a part of the past that he still couldn't let go of.

King Pingnan.

He didn't have that name when they met.

After Yu Tianbao realized Yu Luocha's intentions back then, he used the contacts and resources he had accumulated for five years to escape from that prison.

When he was still a teenager, he mixed into a caravan and ventured into the completely unfamiliar territory of Song Dynasty. During his escape, he changed many identities, and finally got mixed up in the territory of King Pingnan, where he met the young prince at that time.

At first, he just wanted to have a foothold.

And then he wanted more and more.

He is like a sponge that has been thirsty for a long time, frantically and recklessly absorbing the nutrients of this world.

Xiao Shizi is very smart and sensitive, but the relatively closed living environment keeps him innocent, and he has never been wary of him at all.

At that time, Yu Tianbao was also sincere to the little prince who gave him shelter, but after relying on the resources of the Pingnan Palace, he came into contact with a wider world.

Originally, maybe the two of them would become best friends, or maybe they would develop differently, but all of this ended in Shi Zi's illness.

At that time, Xiao Shizi had a high fever, so as her friend, Yu Tianbao naturally went to visit him, and it was in Xiao Shizi's ramblings that he grasped the important point.

Xiaoshizi has the same face as today's son, but Prince Pingnan is not his real father.

The mystery of his life experience and King Pingnan's intentions completely destroyed Xiao Shizi's psychological defenses. He was so ill that he was in a daze, and Yu Tianbao accidentally got a lot of information out of him.

Evil thoughts abound.

After that, he lost his little son, who he personally did.

He used the poison brought by the Rakshasa Sect and fed it bit by bit into the mouth of Xiao Shizi who was defenseless against him. Then he and Xiao Shizi switched identities, and Xiao Shizi followed the route he arranged to go north.

He remembered that day, under the bright moonlight, Xiao Shizi stood at the ferry and said to him, "I'm leaving!"

He patted the man on the shoulder and pushed him into the cabin. What was he thinking?Yes, he actually didn't think about anything.

Unexpectedly, the two met again. When they met again, Yu Tianbao had mixed emotions in his heart, but he knew very well that the moment he saw Xiao Shizi, he had no chance of winning.

After coercing him back to the Raksha Sect, Yu Luocha once laughed at him, if he had simply killed him, wouldn't it be as troublesome as later, but what kind of poison did he use.

By the way, why use poison?

He also asked himself later, the boat was arranged by him, and so was the boatman. The vast river, the little prince's complete trust in him, yes, he could have the boatman kill people on the river, but why didn't he do that? Someone prepared money for him to travel north?

——Maybe he wanted that friend who had been trapped in the small courtyard of Prince Pingnan’s mansion since he was a teenager, to finally see the world he could only see in books in the past.

Take a look at the scenery of various places where he once asked him with expectant and curious eyes.

What an utterly useless compassion.

Jade Raksha who hung him up once laughed at him.

Yu Luocha said that when he escaped, he felt a little appreciation. He said that he had already caught his whereabouts, but he just wanted to see what he was going to do.

"If you can simply kill Xiao Shizi quickly, I will look up to you." The silver-haired man slowly raised the dagger soaked in venom, "Do you know why I gave up on you in the end?"

Yu Tianbao stared at his "father" with the pain of cutting his skin with the blade

The man evoked a cruel smile, "Because of you, you always do ruthless things when you are passionate."

"If you give him the Rakshasa card, you are revealing your identity."

"The Raksha card is a life-seeking talisman, but it is also ancient jade itself, and it is also a token of my Raksha sect. If he has the chance, he can get the antidote." Yu Raksha cut his face bit by bit, He cut the knife very shallowly, but the medicine juice attached to the knife made the wound very, very painful, but his "son" looked at him with a very calm expression, as if he couldn't feel the pain.

Such an expression made Yu Luosha couldn't help but say more, "He was really lucky. He met a good doctor, and that person pointed him in the right direction."

"Do you think that's why he survived?"

"No!"

"Because the doctor was killed by me."

Yu Luocha approached his son with shrunken pupils and said with a smile, "The first drop of blood on my child's hands, how can a father be willing to let all your schemes fail?"

"Then do you want to guess when your little prince noticed that you poisoned him?"

no need……

He already knew.

He is not cruel enough, but also too greedy.

He wants power, but he also doesn't want to lose his little prince.

He was afraid that Xiao Shizi's existence would cause bad things, but he didn't want Xiao Shizi to know that he was using him.

He wanted everything, but dared not give up anything.

Xiao Shizi is smart, as long as he knows that the jade pendant he gave him is a Rakshasa card, and the poison in it is the poison of the Rakshasa sect, he will naturally string it together.

He later went to see Xiao Shizi, and he had already found out from various sources that Xiao Shizi had actually lost his memory. However, Xiao Shizi, who had lost his memory, saw through his disguise at first sight, his eyes were still so clear, and then he told him Say "we are different."

There will no longer be any waves in his eyes because of him.

He has another important person, and he can no longer leave a ripple in his heart.

He is just his trading partner, or a trading partner he is afraid to avoid.

Yu Tianbao felt a little lost, inexplicably lost.

He didn't know what the emotions were until much, much later.

But he would rather he never understood.

Because the other party had already walked out, but he stayed where he was.

When a person says goodbye to you seriously, it is likely that they actually want you to keep him.

However, time cannot flow back, just like the boat he folded with leaves cannot reach the other shore.

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There is a next article in this article!Look at the words!

The author has something to say: I forgot to mention, the verses in this article are quoting from the original text of Journey to the West!

I missed it when I was writing the words before, but I suddenly remembered today that Emma did not quote the source! !

In the end, I still held back the heart of sending out small blades.

You have to praise me.

(The main reason is that the ending time just passed the most sensitive few days, cough cough cough)

Yu Tianbao's setting was actually not that complicated. I really didn't expect that some of you would want to read his extra-text. From his point of view... Really, he is clearly a lover, but he does ruthless things.

But that doesn't mean he's innocent, he's pitiful.

Wrong is wrong, no matter what the reason is, it is wrong.

Guessing that Xiao Daoist belongs to Xiao Shizi... You are really talented! ! !Too sharp!You guessed it!Is it obvious what I wrote?It turned out to be a hidden thread that was left there, but it didn't work in the end.

Frankly speaking, one of my favorite settings in this chapter of Song Dynasty is the little son who didn't appear in front at all. When I was writing Xia Miao's perspective, I kept thinking about what this kid was thinking?

So cruel!

Said that there is no manuscript saved, so another pit was opened!You are talking nonsense!I don't have it! !I am not such an author! !

Extra article...it should not be there, I will add it when I think about it.

The story of Taiyi God is not over yet, so I won’t write it for now

There is no congratulatory message for the Lantern Festival! !

The author watched the live broadcast with a sour heart, and even wrote a congratulatory message!He Wen was eaten! ! !I didn't go, and if I went, I could write a congratulatory letter or something.

acid!slip!slip!

Can!Jealousy!jealous!