[Comprehensive] The days when I pretended to be a meow in the Forbidden City

The story of the little prince

The young Zhao Fang was born with a golden spoon in his mouth. Others are the second generation of officials and the second generation of rich people. He is the second generation of the emperor.

But Zhao Fang was not happy at all.

The little boy stuffed himself in the rockery in the courtyard, and was so wronged that he was about to cry.

There are a lot of court ladies going around looking for him, it's pitiful, the little prince is soft-hearted, but this time he was really pissed off, usually he would go out if he heard such a call, but now he covered his mouth He closed his small ears and stuffed himself deep into the rockery.

"Your Highness, Your Highness, where are you? Come out quickly, Your Highness~ Don't scare this concubine."

Xia Anran saw this scene when she entered the palace. A number of palace maids were running around the edge of the rockery, shouting loudly, thundering and raining lightly, each of them glanced into the rockery, and one could tell that they were actually I already knew where the target I was looking for was.

Seeing him coming, the ladies in the palace stopped running, and they all stood still and said, "Meet King Pingnan."

Xia Anran slightly raised his hand and called out, he looked at a few people, "What's wrong with you?"

"Back to Nanwang, it's Your Highness..."

In this entire country, there is only one person who can be called His Highness, "His Royal Highness?" Xia Anran was a little surprised. Frankly speaking, he had seen many children in modern times and in the Three Kingdoms, but Zhao Fang was the only one who was so obedient.

Just now when he saw this group of people looking for the little prince, he thought they were playing hide-and-seek until he knew he was coming, but the little prince didn't come out, so he realized something was wrong.

This... Could it be that there is something awkward?

It is said that Zhao Fang’s child is the same as his father when he was a child. He is very considerate. Even if he lives in the most stressful place in this country, he can still maintain gentleness and kindness. He has been a heart-warming baby since he was a child. .

Every time Xia Anran sees his brother's cubs, she wants to steal them home and raise them.

Of course he hasn't succeeded so far.

The attendants around the little prince have always been the most popular place, compared to the princess and prince next to him, this is not entirely because the jobs around the prince are more promising, but because the working atmosphere is good.

How could such a little prince lose his temper?

Xia Anran immediately became a bear parent, "Who made the prince angry?"

The expressions of the attendants were all distorted, and under the hint of their vague gaze, Xia An understood clearly.Okay, father and son are having conflict!

He coughed dryly and said, "Look for it quickly. This king will go to see His Majesty first, and I will look for it with you when I come back. His Highness the Crown Prince is talented and intelligent. It's normal if you can't find it for a while. If you can't find it in another hour, report it immediately." Your Majesty, do not delay."

He followed the directions hinted by the attendants and looked a few more times, and sure enough, he saw the little prince's robe shaking inside twice, Xia Anran could imagine the psychological entanglements of a little Douding inside!

He quickly went to find Zhao Zhen, the emperor Tianwei who has passed away is getting stronger, he is in charge of one of the largest empires in this land of East Asia, under his rule, the country has expanded its territory, the country is prosperous and the people are safe, and it has been two consecutive years It can be said that this is an unprecedented move in a large agricultural country. At this time, he is just at the age of complacency, but there is a hint of distress on his face at this time.

After Zhao Fang was born, two more princesses and a prince were added to Zhao Zhen's harem. In a blink of an eye, Zhao Zhen was already the father of five children. Such an emperor still smiled as usual when he saw his younger brother Extremely kind, "Brother is here."

Although he smiled as if nothing had happened, Xia Anran could see the embarrassment on his brother's face, which made him a little curious. With his younger brother's concern, Zhao Zhen also talked about his troubles.

——Zhao Fang wants to learn martial arts.

This is not a problem, but the purpose of his learning martial arts is to facilitate travel in the world, this is a big problem.

This kid doesn't know where he heard it from. When he was young, his father once indulged two peerless masters to compete in the Ouchi. The martial arts people who fly high and walk low are very handsome.

It is not surprising that the young Mu Qiang has such a result.

But let's not talk about whether he has this talent, whether he can go to the rivers and lakes, Da Song would not dare to have a prince who wants to become a martial arts master.

Xia Anran was somewhat disapproving of the emperor's worried appearance, after all, who didn't have so many impossible dreams when they were young?

When he was a child, he still wanted to lead the Chinese men's football team out of Asia and into the world!This dream was abandoned after Pi Xiaozi became an otaku in the past.

Isn't there that sentence: If childhood dreams have not been coldly photographed by the sea of ​​reality, how can they know how hard it takes to go far... Hey, there seems to be something wrong, forget it and don't worry about it.

Zhao Zhen is not as optimistic as he is. He entered the palace at the age of six and was crowned prince at the age of eight. It was not without other dreams when he was young. If he hadn't become more busy due to chance, he would have more expectations and wants to do it. What happened...he didn't know what would happen to him then.

He himself is soft-tempered and soft-eared, and he has the idea of ​​drifting along with the flow, but the little prince is different.

The little prince inherited part of his mother's temper, and was naturally stubborn.

The mother of the Song Dynasty was chosen by Liu E, the granddaughter of Guo Chong, the military governor of Pinglu, and the royal family of the Song Dynasty has always had the custom of marrying generals, so Empress Guo was also born in the family of generals. Although she is familiar with poetry and books , but there is always a tough side in his temper.

Therefore, there were still some differences between the little prince and Zhao Zhen when they were young. In addition, after Zhao Zhen entered the palace, he thought that he was adopted, and his parents were not his own.

And this is what Zhao Zhen is afraid of. The little prince has been going smoothly since he was a child, and he was under his control when he was a child. If he wants to walk the rivers and lakes wholeheartedly, if he has an accident in the future, no one can stop him.

If he acts recklessly for the sake of the emperor, he is afraid that the foundation of the ancestors will be defeated by him. Wouldn't it be harmful to others and himself?

But on the other hand, Zhao Zhen was delighted with the boldness of his youngest son and the bravery of embarking on the road of martial arts. Frankly speaking, Zhao Zhen secretly tried to practice for a while when he was young, but later he gave up because it was too hard. It has been hot for half a year!

All in all, new dads are both proud and worried.

In such a mood, he got down early today, and when he went to check his son's homework, he couldn't control it. He criticized the little prince who pestered the servant to read the storybook, and punished the servant who was holding the storybook .

The little prince originally wanted to take a break after finishing his homework, but it was just an adjustment, but as soon as his father came up, he punished his close servant, and he was naturally angry and wronged for a while.

He didn't want to quarrel with Zhao Zhen, so he simply hid himself and licked his wound silently for an afternoon. However, the kid's actions like this couldn't bring good results except adding fuel to the fire.

When Zhao Zhen saw that his son dared to disobey him, he was naturally even more angry. He knew that he was at fault for this, but Zhao Zhen felt wronged when his son dared to contradict him for a servant!

Xia Anran maintained a polite smile, and barely listened to the silly father's murmurs of complaints. In the end, his face didn't move, but his heart was full of complaints and asked, "Then...the emperor urgently recruited me into the palace, so why do you want me to enter the palace?" Why?"

His imperial brother coughed dryly and didn't speak, but his attitude said everything.

Isn't this an older brother who can't show face to his son and wants his younger brother to do his best.

Zhao Zhen is also plausible about this, because the author who destroys their father-son relationship is Xia Anran, and the author who causes trouble is the one that has been serialized for nearly 10 years. "The Legend of Canghailingyun" written by thousands of chapters.

"The person who tied the bell has to be untied." Brother Zhao said seriously, "I'm going to trouble Brother Xia with this matter."

Troubled?Why bother?Want him to explain the difficulties of being a martial arts master to a six-year-old young lady?

Xia Anran's expression was a little stiff, Zhao Zhen is not good at educating children, so is he good at it?If he was good at it, how could he teach a little villain like Xia Duoduo?

Xia Duoduo is very exclusive. The little leopard in the family managed to marry a daughter-in-law on a blind date. Although he was driven away after giving birth to cubs, Xia Anran had a few more cats to masturbate, but Xia Duoduo Woolen cloth?Whenever he went to the zoo, he would follow him, and it would sit on a branch beside him and watch Xia Anran covetously, so hard that he couldn't stretch out his hand to lick the little milk leopard.

Not to mention bringing back one or something.

In short, the attitude of surveillance could not be more obvious.

The little leopard is fine, and so is the little bear.

With great difficulty, he managed to bring back a female panda that did not meet the aesthetic taste of Dasong, and kept it in his brother's zoo. Pang Da also established a good relationship with the female panda with his rich material support, but Xia Somehow, Duoduo could see that he wanted to masturbate the panda, which abruptly messed up this blind date.

Pang Da didn't care about this marriage after the season, all the food that was supposed to be given to the female panda went into her stomach, and the only one who was embarrassed was Xia Anran.

Artificial, do you know how difficult it is to artificially breed giant pandas!

There are only two precious days in a year!

Moreover, they are cold by nature. In modern times, they have to show pornographic videos to them to make them go into heat. Do you know how happy Xia Anran is that Pang Da can be interested in a girl in his first year of maturity?

No, you don't know.

Xia Anran looked indifferently at Xia Duoduo who was facing him with his butt, and thought to himself, you only know how to be jealous!Jealous!Jealous!

Why are you more jealous than your father!

But when Xia Duoduo turned around, Xia Anran still had to put on a smiley face and hugged his baby and coaxed him for a while. This shows how rare he is for a little angel like Zhao Fang. .

The little prince Zhao Fang will still take care of his younger siblings!The little prince didn't have any objection to his father's adoption of small animals presented by various countries. He could also participate in parent-child activities with his father, and bring his sister and younger siblings to watch the small animals together.

Hey, Xia Duoduo is still a few years older than the little prince. Sure enough, other people's children are more obedient.

When thinking this way, Xia Anran was walking on the way to the rockery, and then he was surprised to find that the little prince had come out, and he was frowning and directing the palace staff to clean up the scene.

Xia Anran was taken aback by the little prince's serious expression, and quickly stepped forward.

It turned out that a maid was tripped and fell when she was "looking for" the little prince, and blood was seen on the spot, so the guilty little prince immediately ignored his anger, and he hurried out and arranged for the palace maid to help the maid down To heal the wound, clean up all the small stones on the ground at the scene, so as to prevent others from tripping over.

After hearing the cause and effect, Xia Anran's heart softened, he said rudely to the little prince, and then scooped him up in the habit of returning the courtesy because the little prince was completely ignorant.

The little prince who was hugged full of arms was stunned, he stretched out his little hand to support the shoulder of the emperor's uncle, his little face blushed little by little, "Emperor, emperor uncle," the little prince murmured, "I have grown up!" I can't hug anymore."

"It's okay," Xia Anran smiled and carried him to the palace where the little prince lived. "Let's hug him secretly, so that your father doesn't see it."

But, daddy was just watching there.

The little prince hurriedly lowered his head, turned his eyes away from Zhao Zhen and landed on the ground, he coughed, Fang, Fang stopped him, but the uncle is the boss, Fang could only follow him, he gently circled it with his small hands Xia Anran's neck, and buried his face in his uncle's neck. Anyway, it's just as if Fang didn't see his father, so there's no need to tell the uncle~

Xia Anran didn't know what the child was thinking, he carried the little prince all the way to his bedroom, put him down, and quickly asked someone to wipe his hands and face clean, and then changed into a set of clothes.

The six-year-old hid there all afternoon, and one can imagine how embarrassed he was.The little prince wrinkled his face and asked people to clean up. After a while, he respectfully bowed to Xia Anran and said, "Fang knows the purpose of the emperor's uncle's visit."

Xia Anran who was sipping tea and waiting at the side raised her brows, and said with great interest, "The prince already knows?"

"Uncle Huang must have come here to read the story book." The child frowned slightly. "Fang knows his mistake, and he will not read it in the future."

Unexpectedly, Xia Anran shook her head lightly and said, "It's okay, the prince can just watch it if he wants to. The emperor's uncle will tell His Majesty that if His Highness has finished his homework, it's only natural for him to want to take a rest."

After Xia Anran said that, after seeing the little prince's shining eyes, he couldn't hold back, stretched out his hand and pinched the little prince's fleshy face, "The prince can still be a child for a while." The man smiled and said to the child Say "you don't have to be so sensible."

The child immediately lowered his head and pondered for a moment, then he replied firmly, "Just be a child for a while, and grow up as soon as possible to help daddy."

While speaking, he also raised his little hand, and made a small distance between his thumb and forefinger, indicating that he would just do it. Xia Anran touched his little head,

"Don't worry, Your Highness." He said like all bear parents in the world, "Your Majesty will agree to read the script after finishing your homework."

"You're still young!"

Having said that, but in order for the little prince to read the novel in a fair manner, Xia Anran went back and immediately started writing a novel.

Later, he would often bring in some of the latest popular comic books for the little prince. From then on, the little prince felt that the emperor's uncle was the best and best person in the world, second only to his father and mother.

How did he know how many private goods this kind uncle had brought into his picture book!

For example, when the little prince didn't want to eat spinach, a story book called "Popeye" appeared. This sailor is very powerful. As long as he eats spinach, he will become infinitely stronger and can help many people.

The little prince was hesitant to stuff the spinach into his mouth for the first time on the night after reading the little storybook, and then he found that it was not particularly bad if he swallowed it without chewing. Moreover, the next day he could pull the spinach that he couldn’t pull yesterday. Move the little bow and arrow!happy!

When the little prince sometimes felt cold in winter and didn't want to take a bath, the story of "The Sloppy King" appeared again.

When the sloppy song was still spreading in the streets and alleys, the little prince silently crawled into the bathhouse.

In this way, the little prince ate vegetables obediently while taking a bath diligently, and at the same time felt that he was a good baby and grew up.

It was not until a long, long time later that he finally took off his emperor's uncle's vest one day and found the emperor's uncle's plan in his father's official document backup box. At that time, he was already the youngest emperor of the Song Dynasty. How dangerous the environment is.

But he couldn't say anything, because he didn't dare to let others know that he was the bad kid who didn't like to take a bath and didn't like to eat spinach, and his uncle made up so many stories in order to coax him to change his living habits.

Moreover, when he had a child, the little emperor could only watch his queen continue telling these two stories to the cubs, and then silently destroy the relevant evidence.

What he didn't know was that it was precisely because of the appearance of his negative teaching material that Xia Anran later put most of his attention on children's literature.

However, the most distinguished children of the Great Song Dynasty became experimental products at this time.

Xia Anran made the storybook in the form of comic strips, with extremely simple words on it.Children's associative ability is innate. In many cases, they don't need too many words. They only need continuous pictures to complete the story.

In fact, these words are more for adults to read.

As the first batch of test subjects, the royal children have a very good adaptability to the short stories of comic strips.

Whether it's Popeye or The Adventures of the Sloppy King, they can read it quickly and tell each other stories.

Seeing this, Xia Anran had an idea and felt that Huaben could do more. He thought of a huge problem that the government and the opposition are facing now - that is, the road of popularizing the law is extremely difficult.

Especially in the later areas that were included in the territory of the Song Dynasty, the main reason was that the local people did not trust the government of the Song Dynasty enough. The mutual protection between officials and officials, and the mutual protection between officials and rich people had been deeply ingrained in their thinking. They said that local officials would act according to the law. I don't believe it at all.

Especially in these areas, the folk customs are tough. I don’t know how corrupt the original local officials are. For a long time, the local residents have not had the habit of suing the officials when encountering difficult problems, but mainly choose to solve them by themselves. .

In this way, once the situation becomes serious, according to the regulations of the Song Dynasty, there is nothing wrong with it because it is wrong to attack others first. Except for the understanding, they are treated as two cases, and the punishment should be punished.

For the locals, this makes them feel that the government is biased.

Even though the government often beats gongs and drums, goes to the mountains and the countryside to popularize justice, and encourages the audience to calm down in case of trouble and sue the officials if they need help, but the effect is extremely low.

Until now, people often fight privately, which is quite unfavorable for the government's security and the establishment of the government's credibility.

Inspired by the little prince, Xia Anran suddenly thought: Since adults can't explain it, can we start with children?

It doesn't matter how old children are, or teenagers, they will soon become the backbone of society, as long as they realize that they should resolve personal grievances through judicial means, then wait until the past ten or twenty years , Now the private situation will be reduced a lot.

This principle is the same as the principle of popularizing traffic lights and walking zebra crossings in modern times, which mainly focuses on teaching young people and children.

Many rural people have never had the awareness to wait for traffic lights.This is mainly because they did not experience such constraints when they were growing up, and for the juniors, jaywalking is something that makes them feel guilty, and waiting for traffic lights and walking zebra crossings is a matter of course .

Relying on the younger generation to drive the older generation is the means used to popularize traffic laws in modern times.

If the focus is on educating children... it is still necessary to create an upright official in the traditional sense, through his trial of cases, pass on the justice of the Song Dynasty, and teach children what is right and what is wrong.There is no need to have court entanglements, just a straight line of cool writing is enough.

He pondered for a while, but still wrote the memorial.

Half a month later, the first book "Youth Bao Qingtian" was released.

Although the story is completely juvenile, Xia Anran still used this name to commemorate his childhood.

Although this storybook was meant to be flattering, and many people have repeatedly impeached Bao Zheng, a shameless person, for beautifying himself, but due to unknown reasons, this sidebook has been serialized for many years, and finally one day, A student walked up to Bao Zheng before the end of the imperial examination, bowed and said: I grew up watching your stories.

But Xia Anran, the real instigator, has deep merits and fame.

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A piece of white deer paper, two fates.

Strictly speaking, the acquaintance of Yan Shu and Liu Yong was really an accident. Yan Shu rescued the emperor from an embarrassing situation with a shocking blow back then, but at the same time, he also brought himself a lot of trouble.

He confronted himself with the civil official group of the Song Dynasty, but he didn't regret it at all. Uncle Yan Tong felt that a real literati should fight to the end at a critical moment.

But even if he didn't regret it, he was still a little disappointed when he was demoted.

Of course he knew very well that Zhao Zhen couldn't protect him from the complaints of all the officials. His demotion this time was already very good, and it was obviously the result of the officials' hard work.

But it still made him a little bitter that no one came to see him off before leaving the city.

Until Xia Anran appeared.

King Pingnan is a wonderful man.

Uncle Yan Tong had already discovered this point. He observed the prince for a long time, but he was still a little unclear about his thinking mode, but generally speaking, he felt that they were walking on the same road in different ways.

Even so, he didn't want to accept the prince's kindness until he opened the gift he got.

——White deer paper.

There are hidden patterns on it, which are the posture of a white deer playing in the forest. The paper is crisp. As a qualified literati, you may not love money, antiques, or paper fans, but it is absolutely impossible not to love paper.

So Yan Shu succumbed in shame. He accepted this stack of papers, and he recognized Xia Anran's relationship.

Xia Anran entrusted him to promote the paper, and after that, Yan used this paper when he wrote poems and presented it to others, and he also attracted many people who love literature to inquire about it.

As time passed, Yan Shu suddenly discovered that he had actually drawn up a whole social circle through the White Deer Paper, but later he was a little confused whether Xia Anran really wanted him to promote the paper, or he deliberately used it as a reason. The means used to pave the way for him to establish an opportunity for a literati to establish contact with him?

Can't see through, really can't see through.In any case, he benefited from it.

And knowing Liu Sanbian is all because they both made the same choice.

When the news from Beiding came, the two resigned at the same time.

That's right, just say what you say, that's how willful you are.

Not only did they resign, but the two also packed up their belongings and hurried northward, so the two met next to the former boundary monument of the Great Song Dynasty that had been surrounded.

They were both literati and poets, and they did not know each other when they met, so at the beginning everyone was polite, until when they were laying out the scrolls and ink and were about to write, Liu Sanbian suddenly came over, and he licked his face. Ask for the White Deer Paper.

Yan Shu was so polite that he gave a piece of paper, and after a while, Liu Sanbian wrote a poem for him, and on it he wrote To Uncle Yan Tong, his friend.

Yan Shu was stunned, the two of them only spoke a few words, how did they become friends?

But after all he is used to gentleness, and after thinking about it, he feels that there is no need to entangle with it, so it is regarded as acquiescing. There is an unwritten rule among literati. If someone else writes a gift for you, if you don't go back, it will be a bit ruthless. up.

In addition, the quality of the essay sent by Liu Sanbian was really good, so Uncle Yan Tong had to write a gift to Liu Sanbian on his own essay, and handed it over.

Who would have thought that just as he was handing it over, Liu Sanbian stuffed another one in. Yan Shu's face was covered with black lines and he had to unfold it. He felt that the rhetoric on it was extremely beautiful, so he accepted it again with trembling hands.

Since ancient times, literati have always been used to despising each other, so Yan Shu was also aroused. He was younger than Liu Yong, and naturally he was more unwilling to admit defeat. This writing lasted until night.

And when it was time to set up camp at sunset... Good guy, Liu Yong brought a simple prefabricated tent. Yan Shu had so much fun fighting with Wen that he forgot to rush into the city and settle down for the night, but he didn't panic, because here is the same place. There are quite a lot of people in the situation, and over time, some people set up tents here for rent.

Seeing the embarrassment of the friend he just met, Liu Yong immediately extended a hand of friendship. Seeing Yan Shu's hesitation, he immediately took out some good things, such as a marquee lantern with extremely high light transmission, such as a soft duvet, For example, hot soup Pozi.

Yan Shu hesitated for a few seconds before getting into the small cabin.

——Then they soon discovered that both of them had a common acquaintance: King Pingnan.

Afterwards, after the two returned to the court, there was a bond of friendship between them. Later, after Yan Shu returned to the court, he would help Liu Yong to buy paper from the capital, but the white deer paper It's too rare. This thing itself was a test product when I was making Jiaozi. In the end, the quantity was always limited, and even Yan Shu felt that he didn't have enough.

So his friendship with Liu Yong has been hovering on the verge of overturning.

Until one day he received a letter from Liu Yong, complaining passionately why he sent Fan Zhongyan [-] white deer papers this month, but he only had [-].

Only then did Yan Shu know that Liu Sanbian and Fan Zhongyan were also related.

...He stroked the white deer paper he had hidden so cherishingly, and decided that when the two of them asked him to purchase it next month, it would be fair to reduce it to only ten papers.

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The Bai family has three sons, and this matter was not known to everyone until a long time later.

When seeing Big Brother Bai and Second Brother Bai appear at the same time, everyone's jaws dropped in shock.

At that time, His Majesty the Emperor, who was taking the little prince who had just turned one year old, almost threw the little prince to the ground. Thanks to the curiosity, the leopard who came over to see the baby gave him a bump.

As Xia Anran expected, after the big brother Bai who came to deliver the goods that day left, Zhao Zhen revealed the breath of "I have something to ask, but I don't know whether I should ask it or not".

Xia Anran, who had already guessed what he wanted to ask, really wanted to say: If that's the case, don't ask!

But no, because Zhao Zhen finally asked, "Brother, brother, I heard that you met Bai Da first?"

Xia Anran took a deep breath, and finally couldn't hold back the desire to complain, and said to his brother, "Brother Huang, in my heart, the difference between Ze Yu and Big Brother Bai can be seen at a glance."

Zhao Zhen thought for a moment, then coughed dryly and asked, "Then... Can you tell me, brother, what's the difference?"

Xia Anran: ……………

The difference is huge! !

He is a man with wide shoulders, long legs, long mermaid lines, big abs, smells good, sounds good, and... cough, but he doesn't want to tell his brother about this at all!

So for the first time in Zhao Zhen's life, he enjoyed the treatment of being served tea as a treat.