I just want to drop out of school after being attacked by a crying bag

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Recording + [-] questions + live broadcast (trailer)

As soon as I turned on the computer, Chengli saw a row of icons at the bottom, all of which were software that had not been closed before shutting down the computer.

Cheng Li smiled helplessly. Jiang Zhi has said this habit several times but he will not change it. Before, because a recording file was not saved, he shut down the computer, and the file was lost. Jiang Zhi recorded it for a week. This time Still do not change.

Cheng Li clicked into his recording software to see if his files were saved.

Then he saw the big words in the title of the page: I and my innocent old wet.

The light in Cheng Li's eyes froze for a moment, he frowned and pressed the play button.

Immediately afterwards, he heard some unpleasant voices coming from Jiang Zhi's high-end stereo.

Cheng Li: "What is this?!"

Soon his expression changed from shock and disbelief to seriousness and then to anger.

This is Jiang Zhi's voice.

Jiang Zhi drank some beer tonight, his stomach was a little bloated, so he soaked in the bathroom for a while, and planned to go for a morning run with Cheng Li tomorrow morning.

At last he was so comfortable that he fell asleep, wiped himself off, put on his soft pajamas before closing his eyes, and came out.

Jiang Zhi went to the living room and saw that the air conditioner and TV were on, but Cheng Li was gone, and the door of the study was open, but Cheng Li was nowhere to be seen.

"Where are you going to school again?" Jiang Zhi frowned and looked for his mobile phone, then turned off the air conditioner and TV.

He couldn't find the phone in the living room, so he thought it might have left it in the bedroom, so he opened the bedroom door and went in.

As soon as the door opened, he saw Cheng Li sitting in front of his computer, his back was stern and stiff, his right hand holding the mouse trembled slightly.

Jiang Zhijue felt an inexplicable atmosphere, walking inside, hesitantly said: "Cheng Li, what are you doing here?"

In the next moment, like being struck by lightning, a secret thought flashed through Jiang Zhi's mind, and he looked at the computer like lightning——

On the computer, there is a page that he forgot to close after recording the sound, and the four characters "pure love, old wet" are shining brightly on it.

Jiang Zhi's eyes turned black instantly, and the whole world began to spin in front of him. He heard something in his heart was broken, and he couldn't put it together again.

Cheng Li turned around slowly, and asked word by word: "Jiang Zhi, what did you record?"

After a while, Jiang Zhicai heard his own voice reply: "I... I, it's hard to explain, listen to me..."

"Listen, tell me, explain why you recorded this stuff?"

"The thing is like this, some time ago we planned to come to the door, saying that a friend lacked a protagonist in a new drama, and asked me to help out.

But she didn't give me the script in advance, otherwise I would definitely not agree, and it was difficult for me to make a decision after seeing the script, but... but art, after I figured it out, I just..."

"Just agree to record this kind of thing?" Cheng Li asked in a voiceless voice.

Jiang Zhi didn't know how to answer, so he brushed his hair, "Cheng Li, didn't you say you supported my work?"

Cheng Li murmured: "I didn't know your work included these."

"It's nothing." Jiang Zhi lacked confidence, "Many people in the industry have recorded it, and I think I should try it too."

Cheng Li didn't speak any more, as if he couldn't slow down.

Jiang Zhi walked over and sat beside him, and laughed dryly, "Look at you, as for what, it makes me feel very embarrassed, what do you think you are doing with my computer?"

Cheng Li was speechless.

Jiang Zhi looked at him, then looked at the embarrassing page, reached out to close it, but was held down by Cheng Li.

"I'll close it." Jiang Zhi wanted to pull his hand out.

Cheng Li pressed his hand back, and suddenly said, "Brother Jiang, have you listened to this audio after recording it?"

"Listen, I've heard." Jiang Zhi lowered his head and said.

Cheng Li said: "I think you didn't record very well, can you pass this way?"

"Ah?" Jiang Zhi looked up at him.

Cheng Li turned to look at the computer, tapped his index finger lightly, and the suspended voice re-emerged in the bedroom.

Jiang Zhi's face turned red instantly, and he stretched out his hand to grab the mouse, "What are you doing?"

Cheng Li took the mouse away, "Why, others can hear me but not me? Or do you just let them hear it and not me?"

"Can it be the same?" Jiang Zhi bit the bullet, "Can you stop?"

Cheng Li looked at him without blinking, "Are you shy?"

"No, no, I'm just..." Jiang Zhi looked at Cheng Li's calm gaze, and felt that it was like two searchlights illuminating his dirty soul for a day.

Cheng Li's mentality seems to have changed, he accepted Jiang Zhi's identity as an "artist", and he may still be exposed to such things in the future.

So from the very beginning, Jiang Zhi must be given a good guide. Even if Jiang Zhilu cannot be stopped, Jiang Zhi must know that such things cannot be hidden from him.

Cheng Li said, "Let's listen to it again."

Jiang Zhi: "?"

Jiang Zhi collapsed and asked: "What's so good about this, please show me some face."

Cheng Li sat next to him and hugged him, and said in a low voice: "Who told you not to tell me, I found out, and you are not allowed to hide such things from me in the future, you understand?"

Jiang Zhinu said: "There won't be any in the short term."

Cheng Li said: "Brother Jiang, listen, I see the difference between what you yell here and what you yell in my bed."

Jiang Zhi: "Cheng Li, do you want to die?"

Cheng Li smiled, and gently kissed his side cheek, "Brother Jiang, listen to me, okay?"

Jiang Zhi's Adam's apple rolled up and down, he seemed to know what Cheng Li meant, it was really exciting.

Seeing that Jiang Zhi no longer objected, Cheng Li reached out to press the play button while kissing him.

Jiang Zhi's hoarse voice sounded again, and Cheng Li pushed him down.

"Brother Jiang, that's not what you usually call, it's too fake."

Jiang Zhi turned his face away, "I see that other people record like this, and I have no experience."

Cheng Li chuckled and said, "Why are you inexperienced? Is it because I haven't worked hard enough?"

"Fuck you," Jiang Zhi scolded with a smile, "I said I don't have the experience of recording this, so don't be picky, try to do it next time, and record something that satisfies you next time."

Cheng Li bit him punitively, "There's no need to do it next time, I'll teach you right now."

Gradually, Jiang Zhi didn't experience the sound coming from the computer.

Two voices sounded in the bedroom at the same time, giving people a sense of upside-down confusion. For a while, Jiang Yi couldn't tell which one was from him.

Outside the window, the birds flitted across the branches, the shadow of the moon swayed on the treetops, and the summer night wind swept the gardenia fragrance and broke into the window.

Cheng Li said next to Jiang Zhi's ear: "Nan Feng should record your current voice, this is the most authentic."

"Don't, don't make trouble."

There was another burst of surprise, and Jiang Zhi heard a click of a mouse in the chaos.

He opened his eyes and saw that Cheng Li had straightened his upper body and turned on Jiang Zhi's recording equipment.

"What are you doing?"

Soon, Cheng Li bent down and hugged him again, his voice was deep and sweet, "I'll record it for you to reduce the workload."

Jiang Zhi's pupils dilated slightly, "Cheng Li, when did you learn so badly?"

"Why is it broken?" Cheng Li said, "It's not as bad as Jiang Ge, secretly recording this kind of thing behind my back at home."

"It's all about art."

"Then we are art now too."

Cheng Li posted it, "Is this the way to record?"

Jiang Zhi tried to think about it. Cheng Li was right. If he could record his real voice, it would save him a lot of effort. He would only need to fill in a few lines.

"It's okay, it will be cut later."

"Then you can hear my voice?"

"I..." Jiang Zhi struggled upward, "I cut it myself."

Cheng Li kissed his earbone, "Brother Jiang, I really don't want them to hear your voice at this moment."

Jiang Zhi was unable to answer.

……

A week later.

- Teacher Zhili, is this really your first time going into the sea? 【Cat cat shocked jpg】

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-It's okay, it's okay, you recorded it so well, you basically don't need to rework it, the breath is absolutely amazing, it sounds just like the real thing! !

- I just thought you were praising me.

- I'm just praising you, I'm just praising you!

Jiang Zhi lowered his eyes and looked at the chat interface with a smile, and typed the word "thank you" for a while.

-Mr. Zhili, your basic skills are too good, you are born to eat this bowl of rice, don't worry, when our drama is broadcast, you will definitely receive a lot of job offers.

Jiang Zhi couldn't imagine what kind of invitations those were.

The phone suddenly rang again. It was a message from Cheng Li, so he clicked on it.

-Brother Jiang, the experiment has finally come to an end, the instructor sent us a bonus, what do you want to eat at noon, I will take you to eat [cute];

Jiang Zhi smiled, his boyfriend has always been so capable.

He replied:

-The kebab restaurant with crayfish was good last time, let's go eat that.

-Okay, pack up, I'll call you when I'm almost there-

The sun is shining outside the window, and today is another sunny day.

Spoiler: recording (end);

--split line--

Next, let's continue to the scene of the couple's hundred questions, and continue the unfinished business of yesterday! !

Where did you ask yesterday?

67 Xiaolang: By the way, I heard that there is a group in Jiang Zhi's family, and I have always wanted to pull Chengli into it. Have you gone in now?

Jiang Zhi: Hey, he got in. He went to my house for dinner last semester, and he was formally pulled in.When Jiang Meng found out, she was in a panic, and she insisted on bringing her little boyfriend into the group. Why do you think those two children need to join the group to avoid having to kick them out after two days.

Cheng Li: Brother Jiang, we were also children when we started.

Jiang Zhi: I'm not, I was already 18 at that time, I don't know how much older than her.

Cheng Li:.

68 Xiaolang: What is the attitude of the two family members towards each other?

Jiang Zhi: My mother likes him very much, and my family status has declined.

Cheng Li: Dad and grandparents also like Jiang Ge very much. Last time, grandma said that Jiang Ge is the daughter-in-law of the Cheng family.

Ginger:

69 Xiaolang: Are you satisfied with your current life?

Jiang Zhi: I have a boyfriend, have money, and have a normal life rhythm. I am quite satisfied.

Cheng Li: I am very satisfied.

70 Xiaolang: Do you two have something to hide from each other?

Jiang Zhi: Conceal... the one from yesterday?

Cheng Li: I am very honest with him.

71 Xiaolang: How do you express your love for each other?

Jiang Zhi: Just treat him well.

Cheng Li: Cook for him and take care of him.

72 Xiaolang: Have you experienced any ups and downs in your emotional experience?

Jiang Zhi: Twists and turns...

Cheng Li: Yes.

73 Xiaolang: What kind of twists and turns?

Jiang Zhi: We almost broke up.

Cheng Li: Yes.

74 Xiaolang: What were your thoughts when you heard the other party broke up?

Jiang Zhi: Ahem...how about we pass this question.

Cheng Li: It's over.

75 Xiaolang: Did you get angry with the other party later?

Jiang Zhi: None.

Cheng Li: I'm so mad.

76 Xiaolang: Have you ever thought about finding a partner to get back together?

Jiang Zhi: There was...

Cheng Li: Yes, many times.

77 Xiaolang: How did you spend the time when you broke up?

Jiang Zhi: I was in a downturn for a while, hangover clubbing, or sleeping at home.Later, I was going to repeat my studies, forcing myself to adjust my status, but I didn't really adjust until I was sure that I could go to him.

Cheng Li: During that period...my brother helped me a lot.

Jiang Zhi: "Look at him"

78 Xiaolang: Who mentioned the reunion first?

Jiang Zhi: I, I went to his school to find him.

Cheng Li: He mentioned it.

79 Xiaolang: What did you think when you heard the other party proposed to get back together?

Jiang Zhi: "Hold your chin"

Cheng Li: I'm surprised.

Jiang Zhi: Gone?

Cheng Li: I always thought you had to wait until I found you.

Jiang Zhi:? ?

80 Xiaolang: How was the experience of traveling around the world after the college entrance examination?

Jiang Zhi: That’s right, I used to think that traveling alone with a camera on my back was the most enjoyable, until I met him.

Cheng Li: (laughs) Yes, because I will help you arrange everything and remind you to bring your ID, otherwise we would not be able to get out of the airport at all in San Francisco.

81 Xiaolang: Did anything meaningful happen during the trip?

Jiang Zhi: That time in Tibet, we followed Tibetans in twos and threes to worship on the route from Yanghu to Lhasa, and kowtowed for a day and a night, which was very impressive.

Cheng Li: That time you almost had a fever when you went back at night. It is not a trivial matter to get sick on a plateau. Fortunately, your temperature dropped the next day, otherwise I would have been scared to death.

Jiang Zhi: Aren't you here with me? I burned it for ten minutes, so don't be afraid.

82 Xiaolang: How does it feel to live together?

Jiang Zhi: It's not bad, I have experienced pre-marriage in advance.

Cheng Li: Very good, we can meet every day.

83 Xiaolang: Who usually does the most housework?

Jiang Zhi: He has done a lot.

Cheng Li: Half and half, Jiang Ge will also clean up the house when I am tired.

Jiang Zhi: Be good.

Cheng Li: Mmmm.

84 Xiaolang: Have you ever given a ring to someone?

Jiang Zhi: Yes, grandma's, which he wears around his neck all the time.

Cheng Li: I bought one for him at the jewelry store downstairs in the hospital, and gave it away a year later.

85 Xiaolang: How did you feel when you received the other party's ring?

Jiang Zhi: It was the first day when we rented a house, and he suddenly took it out. I don’t know when he prepared it. It was quite unexpected, especially with our newly renovated home, it has a sense of ceremony .

Cheng Li: I remember Jiang Ge was arguing when he threw the ring to me, and suddenly I felt like crying when I received the ring.

86 Xiaolang: Have you ever thought about marrying the other party?

Jiang Zhi: Yes.

Cheng Li: I hope the law will allow it as soon as possible.

87 Xiaolang: Do you want to spend your whole life with each other?

Jiang Zhi: Of course, it is very romantic to spend a lifetime together.

Cheng Li: I want to participate in every stage of his life and grow old with him.

88 Xiaolang: Can you accompany each other forever?

Jiang Zhi: I don't know how far forever is, but as long as we are both alive, I will definitely like him forever.

Cheng Li: I said I would love him forever.

[It's a successful conclusion, here's an announcement that the two newcomers will be married here today for a hundred years and give birth to a son for three years! !Love you love everyone! ! 】

(The joyful host exits happily——)

Small theater: After Jiang Zhipei's "Innocent Old Wet" was broadcast, the response was extremely enthusiastic. It is said that this is a very popular ip. When the official announced the lead cv, Jiang Zhiwei's fans became overnight. It skyrocketed by [-], and then continued to rise by [-] to [-].

After the show was officially broadcast, it stirred up a thousand waves with one stone, and there were many fan productions on various platforms, including video clips, pictures and texts, and even the two main protagonists CV: They are divorced We almost got to know each other!

This is true. Before the show aired, Jiang Zhi hadn't even met another cv teacher, but he had known his name for a long time, and his voice was very deep. It was the kind of subwoofer that little girls like.

After the show aired, the crew had a celebration banquet. It was the first time Jiang Zhi saw the cv who recorded H scenes with him. He was a chubby man in his 30s, and he looked very kind. , I’ll stab you, bad or not.”

The meal was very enjoyable, and when Jiang Zhi returned home that night, he played the drama that he had never dared to listen to without any psychological barriers.

In the middle of the night, Jiang Zhi and Cheng Li were leaning against the head of the bed, with an earphone on the left and an earphone on the right. Jiang Zhi looked at the dark room, and the faint light from the phone screen was almost negligible. He said, "My voice is pretty good. Nice to hear, right?"

Cheng Li said indifferently: "You only know?"

Jiang Zhi thought he was praising him, and pinched Cheng Li's face in a good mood, "What's the matter, you said you recorded our voice, and now you regret it?"

Cheng Li rubbed against his hand, "I don't regret it, I just think your voice shouldn't be heard by so many people, look at what they said on Weibo, unexpectedly... there is someone called your wife, I really want to..."

Jiang Zhi was overjoyed, "What do you really want?"

Cheng Li grabbed his hand, "I want to hide you, only I can hear your scream."

Jiang Zhi laughed out loud.

At first, he saw the evaluations of him on the Internet, and read them one by one, thinking it was very fresh.

But then the direction became a little uncontrollable. A group of girls in their twenties had everything to say, many of which made him blush even when he saw them.

But now he sees it, it is a good thing to be liked by others, not to mention that after gaining some fame, his career line has indeed improved to a higher level, it is not what he thought before, the invitations he got are all kind drama, but scripts of various themes have come.

Cheng Li said, "What are you laughing at, so happy?"

Jiang Zhi said: "Isn't it worth being happy to be able to earn money to support you? When Brother Jiang gets his salary next month, I will take you out to play during the holiday."

Cheng Li pulled off the earphones, turned over and hugged Jiang Zhi, "I also have money, a lot of bonuses, I will support you."

Jiang Zhi understood his inexplicable masculinity and said: "Your money supports our family. You pay for the water, electricity, heating, and WiFi in the house. I spend my food, drink, and entertainment."

"Okay," Cheng Li hugged him, "Go to sleep, don't listen."

Jiang Zhi said: "I haven't finished listening, you go to bed first."

"Brother Jiang, what's so interesting, how about you going to meet your colleague today?"

"Colleague, you mean the teacher who played against me?"

"Ah."

Jiang Zhi smiled, "My children are already in kindergarten, what do you think?"

Cheng Li said: "The child goes to kindergarten and comes out to match this..."

"What do you know? This is the real artist. People see this purely as a job. How can you be so narrow-minded."

Cheng Li snorted, "I'm narrow-minded, so I asked you to record it. If I go out to record something like this one day, will you be happy?"

Jiang Zhi blinked, if Cheng Li also recorded this...

He turned over and sat up, "Cheng Li, do you know?"

Cheng Li's arms suddenly became empty, looking at Jiang Zhi who was sitting up, "Know what?"

"I have [-] followers on Weibo in a few days, and I promised them to start a live broadcast. I haven't started a live broadcast, so I asked my colleagues in advance, and they said they might let me play pia."

"What drama?"

"Just ask me to do a dubbing on the spot, and it is very likely that I will be asked to dub the bridge in the drama that just ended."

Cheng Li was silent, "So your live broadcast room won't be blocked?"

"I don't know, maybe not..."

"Brother Jiang, is this really alright?" Cheng Li felt like a beast who couldn't stand a female, and looked at Jiang Zhi with downcast eyes.

Jiang Zhi leaned over and hugged him, "It's okay, I've already thought about it, if I need a rival actor at that time, or if I'm embarrassed, you can come and record with me, okay?"

"Won't I be embarrassed?" Cheng Li asked helplessly.

"Don't worry baby, if you don't show your face, just make a noise and show your strength."

Cheng Li pressed him back on the bed again, "Brother Jiang, I advise you to be kind."

"Hahaha," Jiang Zhi avoided him with a smile, "If you don't record it, don't record it, don't scratch me, ahaha."

"You are not allowed to record, just chat normally." Cheng Li pressed him and warned.

Jiang Zhi escaped from Cheng Li's hands with a carp, rolled over, turned to pin him down, and said, "You know what?"

"Ok?"

"Because many people on the Internet ask me whether I am curvy or straight, I don't want to lie to them, so I want to introduce you to them."

Cheng Li didn't expect Jiang Zhi to say this, he was a little stunned for a while, and said, "It's not that you don't like others knowing about you..."

"That was in the past, how long have we been open now, who else around me doesn't know, the whole school knows." Jiang Zhi recalled the absurd and heart-warming "Qingbei Controversy" before he entered the freshman year. I think it is a wonderful life experience.

Jiang Zhi said with a smile: "And they don't mean anything malicious, I said it as soon as I thought about it, so as not to cause unnecessary incidents in the future."

Cheng Li kissed the tip of his nose, "Okay, listen to you."

The next day, Jiang Zhi went to school for class.

At lunch time, I met Chen Wei and a few students from his class in the cafeteria, and they ate together.

"Boss Jiang, why don't you come home to cook with Boss Cheng when you have time today?"

"No time, Lao Jiang, I have a full class in the afternoon, let Lao Cheng stay alone in the vacant room."

"Hey Brother Jiang, I heard that there is a new drama coming up recently?" A friend of Chen Wei asked.

Chen Wei's friends all know that Jiang Zhi's college students have a tradition of side jobs, especially Jiang Zhi's career is going well.

Jiang Zhi waved his chopsticks and said modestly: "It's just for fun, I'm not the protagonist, I'm just a troll."

"Brother Jiang is too modest. A few days ago, I heard a school girl say that you recorded something...Huangmei Opera or something yellow? It's the hot one."

Jiang Yi almost spit out a mouthful of rice. His business division is very detailed. Generally, if he is dubbing a character in a movie or TV series, his real name is used.

If it was a radio drama, it would be named as "Zhili", but only a few people who are familiar with their college know this circle name. He kept his vest tightly covered. How did this person know?

"What's the matter?" Chen Wei patted him on the shoulder, "Eat slowly."

Chen Wei sighed: "I envy you who can earn money during college."

After Jiang Zhixuan got down, he glanced at him, "You can do it too."

Chen Wei said while eating: "Let's wait until graduation. I've already thought about it. After graduation, I'll be a duck first. When I save enough money, I'll start a business..."

"What?" Jiang Zhi thought he had heard wrong.

Chen Wei's friends shook their shoulders with laughter.

"Be a duck, I've inquired about it, and the money is coming soon."

Jiang Zhi saw that he was joking, and said, "Does your family, Zhou Chen, know about this?"

"I know, she also said that she would pay for my first night." Chen Wei said.

"What first night?" Cheng Li's voice suddenly sounded behind him.

Jiang Zhi turned his head to look, and saw that he had come to his side.

Several people greeted each other, and Jiang Zhi said in surprise, "Why are you here?"

Cheng Li said softly, "I made egg yolk shortbread at home. I'm afraid you'll be hungry in class this afternoon, so I'll bring you some."

Chen Wei clicked his tongue again and again.

Jiang Zhi opened the bag, and a scent wafted into his nostrils. Sure enough, he saw two boxes of egg yolk cakes packed in acrylic boxes stacked on top of each other.

Jiang Zhi said, "Have you eaten yet?"

"I've eaten. After you finish eating, go to your classroom for a while."

"Okay." Jiang Zhi said with a smile.

After eating, the two walked out of the cafeteria. Outside was the sunny campus, full of students riding bicycles to and fro.

Cheng Li walked beside Jiang Zhi, and suddenly asked, "Brother Jiang, when is your live broadcast?"

The author says:

The first 2500 words are the second part of the recording, followed by one hundred questions, and finally the beginning of the second part!

Later, there will be some episodes for everyone to watch for free in Zuohua - it is not yet sure what it is;

One hundred questions are partly inspired by various one hundred questions and fifty questions on the Internet, which are marked here.