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Husband and wife a hundred questions

Host Speech: Hi folks, folks, long time no see!A question-and-answer session for couples in a book will start tonight. The host is our classmate Xiaolang. She will lead her Lang family army (only two people) to come aggressively. Let us welcome them with the warmest applause !

Papapa (enduring);

Xiaolang: Hello everyone! (Left bow) Hello everyone! (Bow right) Long time no see!I don't know how our Jiang Zhi and Cheng Li are doing recently. Today I invite you two to the scene to answer some questions that you are more concerned about. I have compiled some here. Are you ready? (Please answer me out loud--)

Jiang Zhi: (frowned) Is it necessary to be so excited?

Cheng Li: Ready.

1 Xiaolang: The first question, what are your names?

Ginger: ginger.

Cheng Li: Jiang Zhi's boyfriend. (Smile)

2 Xiaolang: May I ask your gender.

Ginger: Pure A.

Cheng Li: Brother Jiang, what is Pure A?

Jiang Zhi: I don’t understand, it’s a newly learned word.

(Eh? Why did you cross the stage??)

3 Xiaolang: How old are you two?

Ginger: 22.

Cheng Li: 20.

4 Xiaolang: How did you know each other?

Jiang Zhi: He skipped a grade and jumped to our class when he was a sophomore in high school, so we knew each other.

Cheng Li: I jumped into their class in the second year of high school and became the same table, that's how we got to know each other.

5 Xiaolang: What are your personalities?

Jiang Zhi: I'm more serious, like Brother Ku, what do you think of Cheng Li? (turns to look)

Cheng Li: (Chicken pecks rice and nods) I didn’t dare to talk to you when I first came here, it’s so cool.

Lu Xiaolang: What about the character of the other party?

Jiang Zhi: I thought he was quite obedient at first, but later on he became more and more indifferent. I guess I doted on him.

Cheng Li: He has a very good personality. He looks carefree on the surface, but he is actually very careful and caring. He usually takes good care of me and listens to me in everything. He has a very good personality.

Jiang Zhi:?

(Cheng Li, if you are kidnapped, just blink...)

7 Xiaolang: What was your impression of each other when you first met?

Jiang Zhi: He was very cold, at the time I thought he was forcing the king, but later I found out that he really didn't like to talk to people, not pretending.

Cheng Li: I have a good impression. It doesn’t look like someone who likes to drink and go clubbing. He won’t come home with a hangover, and he won’t get too drunk and refuse to answer my phone. His brother sends him home at 03:30 in the morning. Keep a good distance, and won't yell at me, scold me, let alone hit me.

Jiang Zhi: Hey, what are you talking about? Didn’t I just go out with my friends to relax last night and didn’t pay attention to the time. You said that I haven’t gone out to play for a few days.

Cheng Li: Brother Jiang, don’t be angry, the interview——

8 Xiaolang: What are the strengths of the opponent?

Jiang Zhi: The advantage is that I never hold back my anger. If I don’t send it today, I have to send it the next day.

Cheng Li: Brother Jiang's advantage is that he has no shortage.

9 Xiaolang: What about the opponent's shortcomings?

Jiang Zhi: Humph, hypocrisy.

Cheng Li: The shortcoming is that she loves me too much.

Jiang Zhi: You have to show some face!

Cheng Li: Brother Jiang, don't be angry——

10 Xiaolang: Is the other party perfect in your eyes?

Jiang Zhi: That’s right.

Cheng Li: Of course.

11 Xiaolang: What do you call each other?

Jiang Zhi: It's called Cheng Li.

Cheng Li: Brother Jiang.

12 Xiaolang: What do you want the other party to call?

Jiang Zhi: Right now it's fine.

Cheng Li: Baby, baby, dear...husband.

Jiang Zhi: Don’t think I can’t hear you because the voice behind you is small =_=

Cheng Li: That one?

Jiang Zhi: Go back and deal with you.

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13 Xiaolang: What attracts you the most about the other party?

Jiang Zhi: Of course it's his face.

Cheng Li: (questioning) Are you only interested in my face?

Jiang Zhi: I also like your temperament.

Cheng Li: Well, then I also like your face the most.

Jiang Zhi: Is there any more?

Cheng Li: Everything about you is very attractive to me.

14 Xiaolang: What do you hate?

Jiang Zhi: Nothing to hate.

Cheng Li: No.

Jiang Zhi: Hey, you're not learning how to speak from me, are you?

Cheng Li: Of course not, you are so nice, what is there to hate about you?

Jiang Zhi: Yes.

Cheng Li: (Pampering jpg)

15 Xiaolang: If you compare it with animals, what do you think the other party is?

Jiang Zhi: Little cat, cute and well-behaved, but also has a temper.

Cheng Li: Fugu, it’s cute when it’s angry.

Jiang Zhi: (raising eyebrows) When I'm angry, you look like you're going to be mad at me, but you think I'm cute?

Cheng Li: I didn't die of anger...

16 Xiaolang: When did you start to have feelings for each other?

Jiang Zhi: After knowing his sexual orientation, who made him always be ambiguous to me, I couldn't stand his temptation.

Cheng Li: Before his heart beats.

17 Xiaolang: Were you secretly in love with each other?

Jiang Zhi: I didn't intend to have a crush on him, I planned to confess after I settled my mind.

Cheng Li: I'm secretly in love.

18 Xiaolang: How can I be sure that I like the other party?

Jiang Zhi: If I like this kind of thing, I can confirm it with just one look.

Cheng Li: That's right.

19 Xiaolang: Is there an ambiguous period?

Jiang Zhi: I remember that the ambiguous period was quite long, right?

Cheng Li: Very long.

20 Xiaolang: Do you regret not telling the other party earlier?

Jiang Zhi: This kind of thing can't be rushed. When the heat comes, we will be together naturally, and I think the ambiguous period is also very good. During that time, I would laugh out loud in my dreams.

Cheng Li: I feel a little regretful, I want to kiss him earlier.

21 Xiaolang: Unannounced inspection, the other party's birthday and zodiac sign.

Jiang Zhi: November 11, Scorpio.

Cheng Li: October 10, Libra.

22 Xiaolang: What about the other party's height and weight?

Jiang Zhi: 188?He grew taller a while ago, and his weight seems to be 78 kg.

Cheng Li: height 184, weight 68.

Jiang Zhi: I have gained muscle during this period, and I was 69 two days ago, did you forget? (angry)

23 Xiaolang: What kind of sports and food does the other party like?

Jiang Zhi: He likes to run. He doesn't seem to like food in particular, but he doesn't like sweets.

Cheng Li: Surfing, swimming, like eating strawberry ice cream.

24 Xiaolang: (I can’t ask you if you don’t believe me) How many spins on the opponent’s head, how many teeth on the hands, how many teeth in the mouth, what is the body fat percentage?

Jiang Zhi: Look at what you are asking.

Cheng Li: Brother Jiang has two spins on his head, crescents on all ten fingers, and 31 teeth, one of which is a wrongly extracted wisdom tooth and plans to get it replaced next month. The body fat percentage is...

Jiang Zhi: (Pounces over and covers his mouth) Don't talk!Wait for me to practice again.

Cheng Li: Good.

Jiang Zhi: How do you remember so clearly, you even know the spins on my head, but I don't? !

Cheng Li: I like you, even the details.

25 Xiaolang: Okay...continue, who of you confessed first?

Jiang Zhi: First, I wrote a love letter to him.

Cheng Li: I'm too timid.

26 Xiaolang: How did you feel when you received the other party's confession?

Jiang Zhi: (looking at Cheng Li) What about you?

Cheng Li: It was a self-study class at that time, I thought I was dreaming, and when I realized it, I took his hand.

27 Xiaolang: What gift do you most want to receive from the other party?

Jiang Zhi: Being together is the best gift.

Cheng Li: Brother Jiang, the posture that I sent you on WeChat in the morning, can I... tonight...

Jiang Zhi: You have lost your mind.

28 Xiaolang: What is your hobby?

Jiang Zhi: What aspect do you mean?

Cheng Li: "Stare"

Xiaolang: Cough cough, on the bed side.

Jiang Zhi: No comment.

Cheng Li: (laughs) He's shy, so he won't say anything.

29 Xiaolang: OK——when was the first date between the two?

Jiang Zhi: I don’t seem to have any impression, maybe it’s the school water room?bathroom?

Cheng Li: I don’t have any memories either, I met too many times at school.

30 Xiaolang: Where do you often date?

Jiang Zhi: In high school, it was the empty dormitory on the west end of our dormitory corridor. He often dragged me there at night.

Cheng Li: Exactly.

31 Xiaolang: Go there...for what?

Jiang Zhi: No comment.

Cheng Li: He's shy again.

32 Xiaolang: What is the other party's hobby?

Jiang Zhi: study, scientific research, peel the shrimp for me.

Cheng Li: He has many hobbies, such as eating, drinking and having fun, surfing and mountain climbing, travel photography, and recently he is also very interested in recording same-sex radio dramas, right?

Jiang Zhi: 33 Xiaolang: What gift will you choose for the other party during the festival?

Jiang Zhi: The car, he just passed the test a few days ago, and he is showing him the car, but the brand is kept secret.

Cheng Li: You want to buy me a car!

Jiang Zhi: Well, it will be useful for work in the future, and it is necessary to expand the circle of action.

Cheng Li: Brother Jiang...

Jiang Zhi: Well, you haven't said what you want to give me yet.

Cheng Li: His recording equipment is a bit old, and I plan to replace him with a new sound card.

Jiang Zhi: Cheng Li!I love you!

34 Xiaolang: What do you hate the other party for?

Jiang Zhi: Spending money for me.

Cheng Li: Brother Jiang is free and can do anything.

Jiang Zhi: The little mouth is smeared with honey...

35 Xiaolang: When was the last time you kissed?

Jiang Zhi: Before you come.

Cheng Li: When I got off the car outside the door.

36 Xiaolang: What was your atmosphere at that time?

Jiang Zhi: It's quite normal, give me a kiss before going out.

Cheng Li: Yes, it happens every day.

37 Xiaolang: When was the last doi?

Jiang Zhi: No comment.

Cheng Li: (whispered) Last night.

38 Xiaolang: How many poses did you use?

Jiang Zhi: Cheng Li: He was a little tired last night and didn't want to use other postures, just the most traditional ones.

39 Xiaolang: How many times have you been here?

Jiang Zhi: "The blue veins burst out"

Cheng Li: Once, he was tired.

40 Xiaolang: Are you wearing TT?

Jiang Zhi: Is it over?

Cheng Li: I wear it.

41 Xiaolang: Hey, where do you often go on dates after college?

Jiang Zhi: The most frequent place is at home, our home;

Cheng Li:

42 Xiaolang: On a scale of 1-10, how much do you think your love for each other is.

Ginger: 10 points.

Cheng Li: 10.1 points, a little more than him.

43 Xiaolang: How much do you like each other?

Jiang Zhi: You can give up everything for him.

Cheng Li: This is him in this life.

44 Xiaolang: Which part of the opponent's body do you like the most?

Ginger: waist.

Cheng Li: Ankle, very sexy.

45 Xiaolang: What's your favorite pose?

Jiang Zhi: The traditional kind.

Cheng Li: After entering, you can go very far.

46 Xiaolang: What is the current frequency of a week? Are you satisfied with this frequency?

Jiang Zhi: I've been very busy recently, maybe three times this week.

Cheng Li: Usually five or six times, as long as you have nothing to do, you can do it. This week, I only did it for three days, and I am not very satisfied.

47 Xiaolang: Have you ever quarreled?

Jiang Zhi: That's a lot.

Cheng Li: Yes.

48 Xiaolang: In the end, who usually apologizes first?

Jiang Zhi: He apologized.

Cheng Li: Me.

49 Xiaolang: What do you think of the other party's temper?

Jiang Zhi: He's a little bit angry, but usually he's quite lenient to me, and when he gets into a corner, he's like a donkey.

Cheng Li: He has a bad temper, but I don't care.

50 Xiaolang: Will you have a cold war?

Jiang Zhi: Not really, usually it will be fine in the evening.

Cheng Li: Well, yes.

(understood)

51 Xiaolang: After confirming the relationship, has the other party ever had the experience of being confessed?

Jiang Zhi: Is there him, probably, he looks so handsome, but he never told me.

Cheng Li: I don't have one, but he does, quite a few.

52 Xiaolang: Who do you think is your rival in love?

Jiang Zhi: Rival in love?His mentor?The crew in his lab?

Cheng Li: There is no rival in love, I have the confidence to be his only one.

53 Xiaolang: When was the last time you were jealous because of someone else?

Jiang Zhi: Let me think about it, oh, last time he said that he would go home for dinner last night, and was called away by his instructor, but he was not jealous, mainly because the potato brisket I stewed that day was really delicious.

Cheng Li: I found out about his recording yesterday.

54 Xiaolang: How do you love each other?

Jiang Zhi: Treat him well.

Cheng Li: Treat him well, want to see him, and arrange everything for him.

55 Xiaolang: When did you feel that you were loved?

Jiang Zhi: Anytime.

Cheng Li: Every moment.

56 Xiaolang: Were you happy when you were together in high school?

Jiang Zhi: Overall, I am quite happy, but regrets are inevitable.

Cheng Li: After meeting him, I often feel happy and angry, and become anxious about gain and loss, but this is an additional experience of love, a gift.

57 Xiaolang: Have you ever lied to each other?

Jiang Zhi: No... No.

Cheng Li: He was still lying to me last night.

Jiang Zhi: Hey, it has been said that I dedicate myself to art.

Cheng Li: Okay, listen to you.

58 Xiaolang: When you are in the same room, what makes each other's hearts beat faster?

Jiang Zhi: Arguing?

Cheng Li: Kiss him, press him on the sofa, touch him until he conceives a child...

Jiang Zhi: Fuck you.

59 Xiaolang: When did you feel happy?

Jiang Zhi: When not arguing.

Cheng Li: I feel very happy every moment we are together.

60 Xiaolang: What is your attitude towards suitors other than lovers?

Jiang Zhi: Stranger, don't beat me up.

Cheng Li: Seriously refuse.

61 Xiaolang: What is your attitude towards the other party's suitor?

Jiang Zhi: He didn't tell me, and I don't seem to have found out. (Turning to look at Cheng Li) Then do you have it?

Cheng Li: (shaking his head) I didn't, but you did. I pretended not to see those few times.

Jiang Zhi: (touching his face) I had nothing to do with those people.

62 Xiaolang: What are your plans for the future?

Jiang Zhi: In the future... (looks at Cheng Li) Finish your studies first, and then stay here to live a good life.

Cheng Li: study and work, and love him.

63 Xiaolang: Do you plan to take the postgraduate entrance examination or public examination after graduation?

Jiang Zhi: My professional practice is relatively strong. The studio urges me to go to work all day long. There are still many job invitations in the mailbox. After studying for so many years, I have enough. I will work directly after graduation.

Cheng Li: I will keep reading.

Jiang Zhi: You study hard, I will take care of you.

Cheng Li: My laboratory bonus is also a lot of money for a year.

64 Xiaolang: Do you plan to stay here after graduation?

Jiang Zhi: Well, this is the current plan. After all, he still has to go to school, and the life, study and work here are basically stable.

Cheng Li: Yes.

65 Xiaolang: Do you like this city?

Jiang Zhi: He has liked it since he was a child, and I am okay, but I have gotten used to it after staying here for a few years, and I like the feeling here.

Cheng Li: I like it, I like being here with him even more.

66 Xiaolang: Is the other party in this life?

Jiang Zhi: To see his performance?Hahaha, of course it is him.

Cheng Li: There will be no one else but him.

[Okay, let’s get here first today!The two guests are a little tired and need to rest. See you tomorrow at the same time! 】

The author says:

Some of the questions are inspired by various hundred questions and fifty questions on the Internet, which are marked here.