parasitic son

Su Nonglin is tall and handsome. He has black hair and a straight nose like a sculpture. He walks with a dignified appearance, as if he is some great personage.

Of course, this is just the effect of optical camouflage. Under Xiaozhen's eyes that filter out the optical filter, he is a tree.

A tree in the physical sense.

A tree that moves and walks.

He had seen him in that Fort Roland bar once.

"Aren't you the one who was taken to the bar by Miss Bai Yinshuang last time? We support Yan Zhu's brother." Su Nonglin smiled.

"So you are a courier." Xiaozhen said.

Because she was almost caught in the interstellar fraud routine, Xiaozhen decided to find someone to vent her grief of becoming rich overnight.He first complained about the Scented Fruit Farm on the planet Murphyson that sold the soil.However, the farm staff showed the recorded images before shipment, showing that they carefully screened and filtered the soil until it was sealed.

The farm staff said that the box was strictly tested and completely sealed before being handed over to Interstellar Express.The image of Xiaozhen before opening the box shows that the box has been secretly opened before signing for it.

"It's the courier company's fault," the farm worker said through the metal pronunciation pipe, echoing in standard Galactic Common.They are giant red ants that wear special metal vocal tubes when communicating with Homo sapiens.

Xiaozhen, who failed to complain, shifted her target to the courier company.And this interstellar express company also pushed layer by layer, and finally pushed directly to the express subcontracting site in the region.

Now the person who came out to receive him was Su Nonglin, the head of the city's subcontracting site and the only courier.

Not much nonsense, Xiaozhen seriously explained what happened to him, and strongly asked the local courier company to give him an explanation.

"Ah, this..." Su Nonglin rubbed his arms against two branches.

He turned around and went to his desk to search for a while, then clicked on the screen to enter a series of numbers, and showed Xiao Zhen their receipt records. "Look!"

"...you sit on the express box and eat bento?"

"It's not for you to look at me, it's my bottom." Su Nonglin pointed to the bottom of the screen, "Look, this box has already been opened when our site received it."

"You sit on my express box and eat bento!"

"Not this! Your case was opened when it arrived at our site."

"You sit on my express box and eat bento, I want to complain!"

"..."

After some friendly communication, Su Nonglin waved a tree branch and said that it was not the site's responsibility that the box was opened and stuffed with fraudulent items. "There must be a mistake in some part of the shipment."

"I went to your head office, and was kicked here by a level-by-level kick."

"But you see, it's really not our site's responsibility."

"It's the result of your improper storage during transportation." Xiaozhen said, "This is your fault. Also, you ate bento on my express box!!"

"..." Su Nonglin's two tree branches hung down helplessly, and then he began to complain to Xiaozhen, his tone full of resentment from the low-level employees, "The subcontracted merchant ships under the head office were in a mess, and there was an accident. The head office just kicked the ball, and in the end it was our bottom-level sub-site that was the most unlucky. Do you know? You are not bad, at least the products are intact. The guests who came to make trouble the previous week are miserable."

"what happened?"

"The merchant ship carrying other goods encountered pirates during the voyage, and half of the ship's belongings were robbed." Su Nonglin spread his hands, "He is not insured, at most he can only pay for the freight. Last time he came, he almost lost everything." It smashed me here. What do you think I can do?"

"Is that so..., is the express delivery on this route very risky now?"

"Our subcontracted merchant ship management is very chaotic. So Boss Han's business is good." Su Nonglin said, "Ordering from Boss Han is expensive, but at least the things can be delivered to you in good condition. The risk is far less than that of direct sales express. .”

"Why is Boss Han's side less risky?"

"Because Boss Han has his own merchant ship."

"He has a boat? This profiteer is really rich."

"Well, so if you want to order safely, I suggest you go directly to Boss Han."

After learning about some local transportation conditions, Su Nonglin finally expressed that giving Xiaozhen a gift should be regarded as an apology.

He took out a box and handed it to Xiao Zhen.

"what is this?"

"A pet game that is very popular in the Milky Way Star Region now." Su Nonglin said, "If it is given to you, it will be regarded as an apology."

"okay, thank you."

Before leaving, Xiaozhen said to Su Nonglin, "I have one last request."

"what?"

Zhen said, "Please say again, 'I am Groot'."

"I'm Groot?"

"Yeah." Xiaozhen rubbed his chin, "It smells like that."

Captain Madara said, "What is this?"

"The courier gave me an apology." Xiaozhen unpacked the box, and a holographic advertisement popped out.

"The most watched pet raising game in the entire galaxy!! Baby Dandan is here~~~~~

No matter what race you are, egg cultivation will bring you great fun.

Whether you are a juvenile body, an adult body or an old man, Dandanbaby is your best choice! "

An egg lay in the box.Xiaozhen picked it up and looked at it, it looked like an egg.

"I've heard of this game." Captain Madara said, "By buying eggs from this toy company, you can randomly raise different little pets. It is indeed very popular in the galaxy now."

"I think we have enough pets in our house."

"There's only one stupid cat in the house now!" said the chicken. "Don't you wonder what will come out of this egg?"

"I guess, it must be another blind box promotion with random mysterious hidden items in the egg."

"That's right!! But if you can hatch a mysterious hidden pet, you can sell it for a lot of money!!"

"Oh? Is the price very high now?"

Captain Madara clicked on the screen and showed Xiao Zhen the second-hand foreign trading market in the local area, "Look, this is the market for Dandanbao among the aliens in this city. The prices of many rare models have been skyrocketed. Look This, even the price of a regular five-star lizard is very high. Xiaozhen, let's raise it!"

"Why do you think that even the hard-working courier doesn't want something, and if you give it to us, a miracle will come out?"

"What if?"

"Aha, do you think we've had any luck?"

"But, if you think about it, we can be friends with a walking supervisory eye. It is still our roommate. We are still alive and well. Isn't it a miracle?"

"..."

Xiaozhen was silent for a long time, and finally he threw the egg to Captain Madara. "I'm not in the mood to raise it now, so you can raise it."

Captain Madara took the pet egg with his wings and happily carried it into his chicken coop villa.

Xiaozhen's attention is still on his Xiangxiuo Farm.He diligently and quickly replaced the soil, and then prepared to apply the special fertilizer for Xiangxiu fruit.

The moment he opened the box, the smell of fertilizer made Xiaozhen almost faint on the spot.This smell seems to be the stench of indescribable rot accumulated for 1 years. He believes that this smell can definitely kill all flies and cockroaches on this planet.

"Why is it so smelly!!" Xiaozhen complained to Mr. Cat.

Mr. Cat said: "Haven't you seen the history of the cultivation of the scented fruit in Murphyson? Those ants pile up food residues in the ground to rot, and that land will grow the best scented fruit in the coming year. These fertilizers It’s the nutrients that the ants retting with rotting matter, of course it stinks.”

If this continues, Xiaozhen believes that before he is smoked to death, he will be beaten to death on the spot by An Yuan, who came here after looking for it.

So Xiaozhen bought a lot of high-efficiency alien deodorant and sprayed it in the garden, and ordered the clay figures to dig ditches under the soil. In the middle of the night, they secretly transported the fertilizer into the ditches, and then quickly filled them with soil. Spread a thick layer of charcoal on the soil.

In addition to physical deodorization, Xiao Zhen asked the clay figurines to plant a large circle of evening primroses around the scented fruit.After several rounds of deodorization work, after testing by Xiaozhen, the odor factor of the fertilizer has been reduced to the lowest level, and the local Homo sapiens can hardly smell it.

With the unremitting efforts of him and the clay figurines 007 working day and night, the leaves began to turn green, the stems stood up again, the shriveled fruits became more and more plump, and the farm was full of vitality again.

Xiao Zhen thought, maybe he can really usher in a bumper harvest.

Yan Zhu passed Captain Madara's chicken coop villa, and she vaguely saw an egg on the cushion in the small house.Yan Zhu squatted down and took a closer look, she turned her head and shouted: "Captain Madara, he laid an egg!!!"