parasitic son

Today's autumn is crisp and sunny, the shadows of the trees are floating on the ground with golden spots, the branches are swaying with the wind, and the autumn cicadas are singing loudly among the branches and leaves.Butterflies and bees danced in the garden.This is a very beautiful autumn scenery.Autumn is the season of harvest, which means abundant fruits.Thinking of this, Xiaozhen felt very bad.

Xiaozhen is sitting in the garden, less than 30 meters away from him is his Xiangxiuo Farm.A few weeks ago, the Xiangxiuo Farm was thriving and growing, but since a damn infatuated female cat came to pee on his door (who knows how long), his Xiangxiuo Farm has been in a slump.

Although he stopped the uncivilized behavior of the female cat Tiandou, and the clay figure continued to work hard every day after that, the situation of Xiangxiuo was still very bad.

The stalks of the current Xiangxi fruit are drooping, the leaves are withered and yellow, and the small fruits that have just produced are shriveled and dark.All this shows the failure of his great farming business, and Xiangxiuuo is about to face the plight of withering and extinction.

Xiao Zhen couldn't help but want to sigh at his farm. Although Mr. Cat and Captain Barbara said that they were looking forward to a good harvest of Xiangxiuuo, but now that Xiangxiuuo was in such a disaster, his two companions not only did not agree with him. He felt the same way, and he was in high spirits, with the attitude of a goddamn guy watching a show.

After thinking about it, he felt that the main person responsible was Mr. Cat. It was Mr. Cat's fault that caused the female cat Tiandou to come to the door, so Mr. Cat must take full responsibility.

And at this time, Mr. Cat is ignoring the meaningless stupid provocation of pensions.

As far as the native cat is concerned, Pension has a clever mind. It has always believed that if you treat your cook better, you can eat better.In its eyes, Fang Ziwei is a good cook for it, and the food it gives is very good.Since entering Yan's house, it has been keenly aware that its mother, An Yuan, is at the top of the food chain in this family, and taking down mother An and turning her into its cook is crucial to its diet and life.

Therefore, the pension did not hesitate to launch the stunt of "how to get a good cook in a short time" on An Yuan. In detail, there are three tricks in total, one is to rub, the other is to roll over, and the third is to meow Call.

In the past, relying on these three tricks for pensions has always been invincible.And An Yuan was easily captured by the pension within a few minutes and became its loyal cook.

Pensions are pleased with their results.It would have been better if An Yuan didn't dress it in those strange clothes.

After the Yan family's status was consolidated, Pension of course noticed its number one enemy - Mr. Cat.

Pension admitted that at first sight Mr. Cat was a little scared of him.This is its subconscious feeling.Pension had a brief wandering experience when he was a child, and experienced many block wars and litter box battles among stray cats.It knows exactly which cats are not to be messed with, and which cats are just showy.

Mr. Cat, obviously belonged to the category that should never be messed with.

Pensions are smart enough not to be overwhelmed with provocations.In a family, as long as the cook is firmly in hand, it wins.

But the current development is not according to its idea.An Yuan is indeed very loyal to it, and her diet is considerate and her massage is in place.But as soon as Mr. Cat appears before An Yuan's eyes, An Yuan's loyalty will be thrown thousands of miles away. She will suddenly pull out her mobile phone, take a big picture of Mr. Cat, or throw away her pension, sneaking Sui approached Mr. Cat, trying to hug him.

That hurt pensions.Loyalty is not absolute is absolutely not loyal.An Yuan's behavior is undoubtedly betrayal.No, it's not about betrayal either, anyway, An Yuan is its cook, its current source of food, and its reliance.

So Pension decided to show its status in this family in front of Mr. Mao.

For example, when eating, it should be the first one.

For example, only it has the privilege of sitting on An Yuan's lap.

Let's say it's the absolute center as long as it's in the room.

For example, as long as it meows a few times, it can make An Yuan and Yan Zhu shout "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

After showing off in front of Mr. Cat a few times, Mr. Cat always walks past it with an expression of "you are so annoying".

This makes pensions increasingly dissatisfied.

"That cat is provoking you again." Captain Spotted said to Mr. Cat.

It's a waste of time for Mr. Cat to ignore it. I don't even want to look at it, and he doesn't even pay attention to Captain Madara.

The farmer Xiaozhen is looking for it now.

"You have to be responsible for my scented fruit." Xiaozhen threw the responsibility to it as soon as he opened his mouth.

It immediately retorted: "Your fruit is inherently unacceptable."

Xiaozhen showed a series of photos of the flourishing fragrant fruit in the last month, and pointed out that if it was not for the sweet beans, his farm would not have faced total extinction. "You have to take responsibility for me." He was persistent, and it was obvious that he wanted to entangle to the end.

After thinking about it, Mr. Cat decided to spare some of his precious time to save Xiaozhen's farm.

After digging a little soil under Xiangxiuuo and analyzing a bunch of data in the experiment, Mr. Mao went to read some theoretical books on Xiangxiuuo.After half a day of research, Mr. Mao, a temporary agronomist, made a judgment: To save this batch of fragrant fruits, it is necessary to fundamentally change their soil environment and apply some special fertilizers.

"so?"

"I ordered about 30 kilograms of soil from the best local farm of Xiangxiuo. There are also ten boxes of special fertilizer for Xiangxiuo, which is enough for you."

"When will it arrive?"

"I added the fastest expedited fee. It will definitely arrive in two days."

Xiaozhen rekindles her expectations for the farm.For him, this is the best news since this smoky camp battle.

For the next two days, Xiaozhen would happily sit in the garden and stare at his scented fruits every day, looking forward to their resurrection.

"Why did your brother run into the garden again?" An Yuan asked Yan Zhu, "What is he looking at?"

Yan Zhu lowered her voice and said, "I think this is a way for him to relax."

"Ah?" An Yuan immediately became nervous, "Is your brother on your mind right now?"

"I don't know." Yan Zhu said, "but every time he goes to the garden, his eyes are straight." Yan Zhu imitated Yan Zhen's expression, "I think it's my brother who is relaxing in some way."

"Oh." An Yuan was a little worried.Yan Zhu immediately comforted her mother, saying that her brother is actually quite normal, and observing the ecology of gardening plants is a good hobby, which is better than playing games.

An Yuan nodded. Yan Zhu had been frowning for the past few days, but now she has regained her spirits.If Xiaozhen just stares at the garden in a daze, it doesn't seem to be a big deal.Children always have their own ideas, and it is not good for parents to interfere too much.

Mr. Cat really ordered an expedited express delivery.Xiaozhen received a big box.

Listed on the list is just like what Mr. Cat said, the soil of the Xiangxiuo Native Planet Farm, and ten boxes of fertilizers.

Xiao Zhen came to the garden with a box containing soil, and shoveled the soil into the Xiangxiuuo Farm with a shovel.Shoveling and shoveling, he dug out something.

"what is this?"

In his hand was a strip shaped like a branch, with text-like textures on it, and the texture was a bit soft, like a shriveled leather strip.

Seems like garbage mixed in the soil.Xiaozhen took a photo casually, and was going to ask Mr. Cat to settle the score with the seller.He then put the strip of dry leather aside and continued shoveling dirt into his farm.

After he finished working on the farm, Xiao Zhen returned to the room and sent the photo to Mr. Cat. "This is rubbish mixed in the ordered soil. Would you like to give feedback to the seller and ask for a refund?"

Captain Madara jumped over, "Huh? What is this?"

"Garbage mixed in the soil."

"I think it looks familiar. Wait a minute." Captain Madara checked his information database, and after a few minutes, it suddenly screamed: "We're going to get rich!!!"

"What??"

"This dry pimp is a fragment of the code of the 27th Tuf, an ancient dynasty on the planet Murphyson!" Captain Madara shouted: "Look at this picture!!!"

"It is indeed quite similar."

"The code fragments of this dynasty are very sought after by collectors, let me check the current auction price." After a moment of silence, the chicken shouted: "The latest transaction price is 120 million credits!! We are rich! We got rich!! That's right, the origin of Xiangxiu is the planet Murphyson. It is estimated that this farm was mixed in when shoveling soil on the ancient tomb of an emperor of a certain dynasty. We got rich!! We got rich Already!!"

After being knocked unconscious by the sudden good news, Xiaozhen stood there in a daze for tens of seconds, and then rushed towards the garden.

However, the dry pimp that he should have put aside was gone.Xiaozhen searched around in situ, but it disappeared without a trace.

After checking the consciousness of An Yuan, Yan Zhu and Aunt Clean who passed by the garden, none of them had seen this dry pimp.

"Where did it go?" Captain Madara shouted, "This is 120 million!!"

Xiaozhen thought for a while, and said, "Look at the surveillance."

Turn on the monitor facing the garden, and there are Xiaozhen shoveling the soil with a shovel on the screen, and there are clay figurines standing on the soil to help compact it.It was quite a busy scene.Xiaozhen in the picture found this dry leather strip, he picked it up to look at it, and then put it aside.

Xiaozhen presses the fast-forward button, Xiaozhen and the clay figurines in the screen are working quickly, and the dry leather strip is lying on the spot without moving.Then Xiao Zhen straightened her body, finished her work, and left the garden.

The clay figures went on working, when suddenly the pension appeared.

Before the pension approached, the clay figurines ran away in terror and hid in the scented fruit bushes.

The pension came to the dry pimp, leaned over and sniffed it again and again.

The chicken said: "It won't eat it."

Xiao Zhen stared wide-eyed, watching his dry pimp worth 120 million being picked up by the pension.Then it happily ran to the left corner of the garden, dug a hole on the ground, threw the dry strips into it, squatted on it and urinated, then covered the hole with soil with its hind feet, and walked away leisurely.

"What's wrong with these cats!!" Xiao Zhen shouted.

"Obviously, it thinks your 120 million is a piece of shit." Mr. Cat said from the side.

Anyway, 120 million is 120 million after all, even if it has been ruined by cats, it is still 120 million.Makoto and Captain Madara take the shovel to save their 120 million.

After digging out the dry leather strip enduring the cat's smell, when Xiaozhen was about to take it back, Mr. Cat walked over.

It said: "I just looked it up, gentlemen, and now I want to tell you something."

"what?"

"This pimp, or dynastic code fragment, is a piece of shit."

"What do you mean?"

"I checked the records, this is a common scam, often mixed in the galaxy mail package."

"what?"

"Fake a hot relic, mix it in the package, and make the victim think it's a lucky find. Then they will be the closest galactic antiquities appraiser that happens to be available to you. If you go to them at that time, They will charge you a considerable amount of appraisal money."

"..."

"Then, there is no then."

"..."

"Recently, the Eye of Surveillance has received no less than a hundred reports in this area."

Xiaozhen throws the dried leather strips back into the pit. "Did you deliberately wait for me to dig it out before running to say it?"

"No, I just remembered." Mr. Cat wagged his tail.

at the dinner table that night.

Yan Zhu had fully recovered, and happily begged Aunt Li to make her a cake roll.

"Did Zhuzhu have any happy event recently?" An Yuan asked her.

"No, I just figured it out." Yan Zhu assumed the attitude of a little adult, "There are some things that cannot be forced. It would be boring to care too much."

An Yuan couldn't help being amused by her little daughter.

At the other end of the dining table, her son Yan Zhen was obviously not in a good mood, he hadn't said a word since he sat down, just buried himself in his meal.

It seems that the moods of the two children are still taking turns, An Yuan thought.