parasitic son

True and Captain Madara come out of the "Midnight Flight" grocery store.

Mr. Cat walked a little slowly.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Zhen asked it.

Mr. Cat replied: "My host said that Miss Black Cat is very cute."

"what?"

"If I hadn't forcibly moved the body, I'm afraid it would be courting Mr. Bao Qingtian."

The chicken yelled: "Did you forget that infatuated cream-colored sweet bean lady! You failed sweet bean!! Heartbreaker!! Scumbag!!!"

"..." Mr. Cat said, "Don't put my host's romantic debt on me."

"Oh, that Miss Black Cat is really cute. But don't you think that the difference between your native cat and the Elts is like that between Peking Man and modern human?"

"It's not that big!" Mr. Cat stopped, and it whispered something.

"what happened?"

"Because the black cat lady was wearing clothes, my host felt ashamed and asked to wear clothes later."

"According to the local religious classics, this is the birth of shame, the first step of civilization." Xiaozhen sighed, "Mr. Cat, you are driving the awakening of the first cat on this planet!"

"First step of civilization!" the chicken followed suit.

Mr. Cat glanced at them, "I think you should focus on more important things."

It's exactly right.It's just that in this situation, Xiao Zhen really wants to close her eyes and pretend to be dead.

Xiaozhen said: "Then let's get back to the topic. Judging from the current situation, neither side is willing to give up. The election of class cadres in Yan Zhu's class has become a shit-like alien camp."

Captain Madara said: "This is obvious. After seeing the ugly faces of the parliament, they cannot be allowed to do whatever they want."

Xiaozhen said: "Please wait a moment, you..."

The chicken patted its wings and said seriously: "That's right, as a loyal member of the legion camp, of course I am on Yan Zhu's side. In this class cadre election, Yan Zhu must win!!"

"I think you have missed some important point."

Mr. Cat said from the side: "Captain Madara's understanding is correct. Xiao Zhen, this is no longer a simple election for the class cadres of elementary school students."

"what?"

"You know that this remote planet is protected by the Code of Civilization Independence. All alien visitors from the Milky Way sector, no matter what kind of life they lived before, as long as they come here, they must put aside their grievances and live in a city as if nothing happened. .”

"Indeed."

"This is on the surface. I don't want to discuss what they did in private. At least on the surface, everyone has to hide among the locals peacefully."

"What do you want to say?"

"But it's only on the surface, Xiaozhen." Mr. Cat said, "Everyone is bound by the law and has to make a gesture of peace, but under the calm water is a hot submarine volcano. Dear Xiaozhen, It's ready to go, it's just missing a breakthrough."

"..."

"And now, this elementary school class election has suddenly become a battlefield between the two camps due to some accident. You can't stop all this from continuing to develop. Because everyone has been waiting for this for a long time."

"Everyone?"

"All aliens. Yes, this will not only involve local members of the two different faction chambers of commerce, but will attract more attention, and they will only be excited about it. You can't stop it."

"Is this your judgment as the supervisor's eye?"

"That's right. As the eye of supervision, I think that this ostensible elementary school student class election is actually a battle between the parliament and the legion, which will consume our extraterrestrial visitors. Excess energy and hostility. They It will be more conducive to the stability of this planet to focus on this kind of secret contest. Therefore, we have reached a tacit consensus with the Security Council, that is: let this election war go. "

"..." Xiao Zhen remained silent.

Captain Madara said: "You mean, for this matter, all the supervision and law enforcement agencies on this planet will eat melons and watch the show?"

"Yes."

"Letting it go means order in the future. Letting it go means a better and peaceful future." Mr. Cat said calmly, "Xiaozhen, I think you can understand it completely."

Xiao Zhen said, "I have a question."

"what?"

"Captain Madara is on the legion, which is Yan Zhu's side. What about you?"

Mr. Mao replied: "As the eye of supervision, I tend to lean towards the parliament. And my host, it is now full of that Lord Bao Qingtian. So in general, I am the Zhu Haoting faction."

"You traitor! I misread you!!"

****************

Xiao Zhen sits at home and does her homework.The communicator suddenly buzzed continuously. He connected the communicator, and Boss Han's overly handsome face popped out.

"Dear Yan Zhen, hello~~~~"

Xiao Zhen reached out to press the communicator.

"Wait a minute! I have great news to tell you." Boss Han said enthusiastically.

"Every time you speak in this tone, I can't help but check to see if the money in my wallet has decreased."

"I really have great news for you."

"what?"

Boss Han on the holographic screen stretched out his hand, and two photos popped up.Xiao Zhen almost smashed his tea cup into Boss Han's face.

Because those two photos are of Yan Zhu and Zhu Haoting respectively, behind Yan Zhu is the logo of the Legion, and behind Zhu Haoting is the logo of the Parliament.Their odds are written under the photos.

An exaggerated colorful golden bold title is located in the center: "Fierce battle!! The winner of the experimental primary school!"

"This is the most exciting gamble in this city recently!!" Boss Han said in an impassioned tone, "Legion VS Council, an alternative competition between the two camps! Don't you want to buy some chips?"

"...You still started a gamble."

"This is a rare joy in this city. Don't you want to make some money easily? Come and bet!! This is a competition of honor, and it is also a wonderful way to make money..."

Snapped!

Xiaozhen turned off the communicator.

The chicken jumped on his head from behind and said, "Actually I just placed a bet."

"..."

"Mr. Cat also bet."

Zhen didn't want to talk to his companion at all right now.

**********

Xu Kewei opened the buckle, took photos of some of her new purchases and sent them to Chun Sefeng.

"That's great! It's so beautiful!!" Chun Sefeng sent a few happy expressions as usual, and then she sent a hesitant expression, "Mrs. Jian Zhiyi, can I ask you one thing?"

"what?"

Pure Color Maple posted a little girl's expression on her fingers, and said cutely: "Well, I want you to do me a favor, it's just a small favor."

"What are you busy with?"

"Does your cousin go to Experimental Primary School? There is a classmate named Zhu Haoting in the class."

"It seems so. What's the matter?"

"Can you ask your cousin to vote for Zhu Haoting, Qiuqiu~"

Xu Kewei blinked, and she said, "Well, I'll talk to her."

"Thank you so much!!" Pure Color Maple sent a series of emoticons with hearts.Seeing her so happy, Xu Kewei became happy, "This matter is so important to you."

"Very important!!" The word "important" in Pure Color Maple also used a large bold boldface, "This is about the honor in my heart."

Although she doesn't know what honor is in Chunsefeng's heart, Xu Kewei is satisfied as long as she makes her good friend happy.After that, Pure Color Maple said that in order to thank her, she will vigorously produce food, and promised to produce a 60P full-color manga of Losar Xingmei CP, and write another article about the sand sculpture joy of Losar Center with no less than [-] words. food text.

Xu Kewei was immediately elated, and she secretly made up her mind that she must get her cousin's vote no matter what.

*****************

Qiao Yue had a very strange dream that night.

In the dream, Yan Zhu, who didn't talk to him very much in class, suddenly came to talk to him affectionately, and even dragged him to play games together.In his past impressions, Yan Zhu was not a qualified game player, but in his dream, no matter how many two-player games he played, Yan Zhu would beat him to the ground.

He was eager to win for a while, but no matter how he beat him, Yan Zhu would beat him up.He didn't feel discouraged.

"Want to beat me?" Yan Zhu said, "Then choose me!!"

"What?"

"Vote for me." Yan Zhu stared at him and said seriously.

"...Does this have anything to do with playing games?"

Yan Zhu lowered her voice: "If you vote for me, I will teach you my unique secrets and experience the joy of crushing chicken."

"..." In Qiao Yue's speechless, his dream ended.

Qiao Yue stared at the dark ceiling, feeling that this dream was too unimaginable.He closed his eyes and fell asleep again.

……

……

He had another dream.

In this dream, Zhu Haoting was waiting for him in front of a tall castle wearing a tulle princess dress.He finds himself riding a white horse and still wearing the Prince's costume from Danone's Prince Cookie.

Zhu Haoting clasped her hands together and whispered softly, "Prince, are you the one who came to rescue me?" Some transparent bubbles blew from nowhere rose up.

Joe looked at his attire, it was so fucking stupid, he thought.

"Zhu Haoting, what are you doing?"

"Prince, you are here to rescue me..."

"Okay." Qiao Yue interrupted Zhu Haoting's Shakespearean lines, "What do you want me to do?"

Zhu Haoting spread her arms, and the gate of the castle behind her opened. What Qiao Yue saw was his dream home console and various popular games, PS4, Nintendo Switch, and even the upcoming PS5.

"If you can save me, if you want, these can be given to you."

"Oh oh oh oh oh~~" Qiao Yue, who was dizzy, couldn't help but pounced on the PS5.Then he asked Zhu Haoting, "You said to save me, what do you want me to do?"

"Choose me!" Zhu Haoting said.

"What?"

"Vote for me as the squad leader." Zhu Haoting stared at him.

jingle jingle jingle ~~~~

As the alarm clock rang, Joe woke up more.

In the morning he ate his breakfast listlessly.Seeing that he was absent-minded, Father Qiao asked him what was wrong.

Qiao Yue said: "Dad, there are two girls who asked me to choose her. I am very troubled now."

Click, Father Qiao's chopsticks fell to the ground.

Then he said angrily: "I wanted to open a harem at such a young age, what are you thinking about!!"