parasitic son

Bang bang bang!

Teacher Li opened the door, and there was a security guard standing at the door. He was familiar with him every time he went to and from get off work.

The security guard seemed a little embarrassed, and said, "Ms. Li, some residents have reported that there are always strange noises in your house."

"Oh."

"Can you pay attention to it a little bit..." The security guard's eyes drifted to Teacher Li's room.The living room behind Mr. Li was in a mess, the cabinet was overturned, the trash can was overturned on the ground, and the fragments of teacups were everywhere.

"Ah..." the security guard whispered in surprise.

A puppy was circling in the living room with a napkin roll in its mouth, and ran towards Mr. Li at the door. The napkin roll trailed a long white strip behind it.The puppy ran to Teacher Li's lap, wagging its tail happily.

The security guard sighed: "No wonder, it's the dog who demolished the house."

puppy:"……"

Teacher Li glanced at the puppy and said nothing.

The security guard said, "It's very troublesome to raise this dog. Mr. Li, you just have to beat it hard. Dogs don't know how to beat them. Only by beating hard can we avoid house demolition."

puppy:"……"

After chatting with the security for a few more words, Teacher Li closed the door.

The puppy grunted aggrievedly, and then began to pull the napkin roll on the floor.Teacher Li picked up the napkin roll and tapped Simba's forehead lightly.

The door on the left began to shake again.Teacher Li opened the refrigerator, took out a bagged frozen chicken, climbed up the ladder, and threw it into the ventilation window.

There was another stabbing sound, and the "it" inside pawed at the door for a while.

The shaking of the door gradually stopped.

There was a sound of gnawing from inside the door, click, click, it started to eat the frozen chicken.

It seems that I have gradually gotten used to eating frozen chicken, Teacher Li thought.Next time he plans to throw deli.

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Xiao Zhen pushed open the door of the stationery store.The female shopkeeper with wavy hair stood by the counter and looked up: "Welcome ~~~~ The new store is opening, and you will get a free gift if you buy two pieces~~~"

She has a cheerful voice, a sweet voice, fine freckles scattered on her cheeks, and she is a pleasant woman in appearance.

Xiaozhen took a quick glance, and the store looked like an ordinary stationery store.The female shopkeeper in front of him didn't have any optical camouflage, she was a physiologically normal Homo sapiens.

"Hello, the pen is on the third floor, and the second floor is the notebook. There are sticky notes over there."

Mr. Cat rushed in after him, jumped onto the counter, and said bluntly before the hostess spoke, "Protoss is here, stranger."

The shopkeeper's eyes widened in surprise: "Are you... an Elter?" She whispered, "What a coincidence."

"Yes, this is a traveler from Elt. This is my local assistant." Mr. Cat raised his cat's paw and pointed to Xiao Zhen, ignoring Captain Madara who was strolling in. "I have something to ask you .”

The female shopkeeper glanced at the chicken that was walking on the ground, and held back the question "Why is there a chicken here?" She said, "What can I do for you?"

Through the conversation, Xiaozhen and the others learned that the female shopkeeper is a Khazar from the wide-area star area, and is the most common species of Homo sapiens in the Milky Way star area.Like that Li Qi'ai, from the appearance point of view, there is almost no difference between her and the local humans.

"That bottle of perfume is indeed mine." She readily admitted.

Xiaozhen accused: "You have violated the rules and regulations of regional civilization and independence."

The female shopkeeper said in surprise: "What are you talking about? Of course not."

"You sold the perfume to ordinary local humans, and the target was an underage elementary school student."

"But." The female shopkeeper said, "That bottle of perfume is just a gift I gave to the first student who entered the store and her good friend, and the perfume is also legal. You are blaming me wrong."

"It's your fault? You did give her a suspicious alien perfume."

The female shopkeeper raised her finger, with a sly look in her eyes, "First, this bottle of perfume is not harmful to the human body. Second, this bottle of perfume is almost colorless and odorless, and will not be noticed by any local people. Third, the bottle of perfume is not harmful to the human body. It’s impossible to analyze what the raw materials are, let alone what impact it will have on local civilization. From these three points alone, I think there is no problem in giving a bottle of harmless perfume to children.”

Mr. Cat said to Xiaozhen with brain waves: (Indeed, judging from the influence of this bottle of perfume, it is impossible to determine that she violated the code of civilization.)

(She was quibbling, she dragged Yan Zhu into the faction dispute.)

(That's exactly what I'm going to ask her.)

The attitude of the female shopkeeper was unexpectedly straightforward. She smiled and said, "I think, rather than questioning me, you should go to the 'Midnight Flight' shop. They started the war first."

"Midnight flight?"

"The 'Midnight Flight' grocery store on the right hand side of the printing shop next to Experimental Elementary School." She nodded, "You can tell it's not a serious store." She looked at Mr. Cat, "Did you know?"

"What happened to that store?"

"That store owner is a despicable parliament..." The female store owner stopped her words and coughed, "It was the store owner who first provided a student with suspicious and dirty perfume. The object was still an underage girl, despicable , have no moral heart, shameful!"

"You seem to have done exactly the same thing."

"This sentence is a shame to us! How can the quality of Golden Key's 'New Life' perfume be compared to that kind of garbage. When we found out that the shameful Giant Spirit Merchant Guild actually preyed on elementary school students, we thought it was necessary to take measures. "

"You mean, send another questionable bottle of perfume to that student's competitor?"

"No, please call it an act of justice." The female shopkeeper said, "This is the other party's provocation first, and we just dealt with it calmly."

"You just want to use elementary school students to fight faction warfare!!!"

After some conversation, the female shopkeeper's attitude was very firm. She said: "Gentlemen, unless the shopkeeper of 'Midnight Flight' is willing to admit defeat now, we will never take a step back."

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After leaving the stationery store, Xiaozhen came to the "Midnight Flight" grocery store next to the Experimental Primary School according to what the female shopkeeper said just now.

Open the store door, this is a small grocery store that is enough to make students linger, there are all kinds of goods on the shelves, all kinds of small ornaments, exquisitely decorated small succulent potted plants, and various popular Model toys attract the attention of students.

A lazy black cat is lying on the cash register.Standing behind the counter was a middle-aged fat man, wearing a neat suit, with an amiable smile, looking at Xiaozhen and smiling.

Only this is not a real person.

(Bionic Butler Mike V2.6, the face is customized.) Xiaozhen said in his head.

Captain Madara said: (Well, I remember that the initial face of this type of bionic butler is especially in line with the preferences of Homo sapiens women, it is the kind of exaggerated handsomeness that will make Homo sapiens women scream. This custom definition is really a bit strange , and directly changed him to a fat middle-aged uncle.)

(Because personal quirks are different.)

Xiaozhen said: "Hello, I know you are the bionic butler, can you let me meet your owner? Or, the owner of this shop."

The black cat that was lying on the cash register stood up, and it asked, "What do you want?"

Xiao Zhen looked at the black cat, and he asked, "The Elts?"

The black cat replied: "Yes, I am the owner of this shop. What do you want? Also, why is there a chicken here?"

This black cat is a beautiful female cat, her fur is black and soft, she is slender, and she wears cute little clothes.Different from Mr. Cat, a knock-off copycat, she is an out-and-out authentic Altite, or in other words, an Elt cat.

Mr. Cat squatted below and said: "...Hi, Protoss is here, I really didn't expect to meet the same race."

After the counterfeit Aierte people and the authentic Aierte people exchanged pleasantries when they met the same race in a foreign country, their topic immediately shifted to the business perfume.

"I smell that stench." The black cat sneered, and she looked at Mr. Cat with some disdain, "You came out of that junk stationery store just now. Have you ever spent money in that store? If it's Alien Customers, as long as they have spent in that store, I will not accept them."

"You still pick customers when you do business."

"Except for the uninformed local humans, my store only accepts loyal parliamentarians."

"In such a remote corner, don't engage in camp struggle!!!!"

"This is very important to me." Black Cat said, "Because the local fox merchant Boss Han is a neutral faction, you will always encounter stinky legionaries when you go to him. I just want to live a comfortable and peaceful life. I don’t want to make things difficult for myself. People in other chambers of commerce think the same way. So we firmly opened a pure shop that only accepts members of the council. This is my original intention and my belief.”

Fine. "We're just here to understand the situation." Xiao Zhen said, "About the perfume."

At this moment, two students came in, and the black cat jumped off the counter, motioning for Xiaozhen and others to follow her into the room.The bionic housekeeper chatted enthusiastically with the two students.

The black cat said in a low voice: "There are a lot of students coming to my store. To avoid trouble, let's talk inside."

"Okay, what should I call you? Miss Black Cat?" Xiao Zhen asked.

The black cat gracefully jumped onto a soft seat, and she licked her paws, "I consulted the local Tonghan boss, and he gave me a name that is said to be well-known in the local area, and I like it very much. "

"Excuse me?"

"My local name is Bao Qingtian," she said.

"??What?"

"Bao Qingtian." The black cat nodded elegantly, "Boss Han said that the locals would think of my fur color when they hear this name, and black symbolizes the night. The blue sky is the blue sky. I like the night, and I like this planet too." The Ten Thousand Miles Clear Sky, this name is not bad.”

"..." No, I sincerely suggest you to beat up Boss Han a hundred times.

"About the perfume, in fact, my housekeeper made a system error and took the perfume I used as a gift and gave it to a female student who was shopping in the store."

Xiaozhen said: "Dear Lord Bao Qingtian, since it was a misunderstanding, can you take back your perfume, then everything can be calmed down."

"This won't work." Bao Qingtian said decisively, "The stinky legionaries are provoking, and they have already declared a challenge."

"You can consider a peaceful solution."

"No." Bao Qingtian replied, "Because the war has already begun."