parasitic son

The palace of the owner of Loya's Nest has a beautiful and magnificent beauty.

Slender and beautiful columns glowing faintly from within, silently supporting the stately hall.On the ceiling, there is a finely radiating map of Fuacantha.

Dozens of shining giant carved light balls are suspended in the air, and fluorescent bacteria are cultivated inside.Huge paintings depicting the heroic epics of the Shirin people hang on the walls, and decorative fungi snake their way to outline elegant patterns on the walls.

The Lord of Loya sits on its throne.

It is bigger and bigger than the average Shirin villain, wearing a gorgeous cloak embroidered with gold thread, wearing a silver mask, which also has a pair of protruding sapphire eyes, and it wears a crown of red long horns, like any Like the ruler of intelligent creatures, its every move carries supreme majesty.

It stared at Mr. Cat first, and then stared at Xiaozhen for a while.It said: "Two outsiders on the ground, you must have seen a lot on the way here."

Xiao Xiaozhen said: "Uh, actually I do have a little understanding."

"Need I repeat what that chicken did?"

Xiao Xiaozhen said: "I really didn't expect that chickens could be so unfriendly."

"Unfriendly?" Lord Loya sneered, "Do you think it's just unfriendly?"

"After all, it was attacked by you first."

"That's not an attack, it's just our warning to illegal intruders." The Lord of Loya raised his voice slightly, and raised his hand, a three-dimensional screen was projected in the air.The atrocities of chicken-shaped Godzilla were once again staged in the hall through video.

Screams and the rumble of broken buildings came one after another, and the roar of chickens resounded in the smoke and flames. No matter how you looked at it, it was a scene of inhuman doomsday destruction.

"My people and I have never suffered such a great humiliation." The Lord of Loya said in a deep voice.

"Excuse me, where is the evil murderer in this doomsday movie, that chicken?"

"My guards captured it and wounded sixteen elite fighters for it. It is now immobilized in a stasis field and thirty of the strongest Loya elite guards are guarding it. I have pronounced it dead , tonight its blood will be drained, its feathers will be plucked to decorate the square, and its flesh will be used to grow the basal Fuchsia."

"It sounds really satisfying." Xiao Xiaozhen said, "It's just that your envoy told me that there seems to be other solutions."

"Of course. That is to compensate me for all my losses." Lord Loya stared at Xiaozhen, "But my envoy said that you obviously don't want to bear it."

Xiaozhen replied: "Unwillingness to bear and inability to bear are completely two concepts. And, I have another point to point out, it was you who first seized our search machine."

"You mean the buzzing disgusting things that come in illegally?"

"You could call it a stray."

"Our seizure is in full compliance with the laws of the Galaxy." It said, "I don't care what your origin is. If you are dissatisfied with the handling of the seized illegally intruded items, you can file a complaint with the Itami Government Affairs Office. By the way, from this The planet takes a boat to Itami, the ticket is 8 credits, and the journey lasts 132 ephemeral years. If you agree to jump Wapu, it only takes 2 and a half ephemeral years, but the ticket is 35 credits. File a complaint with the Government Affairs Office It usually takes 1-2 years for the normal queue to be accepted, and the cost of hiring a lawyer is 6000 credits. If you lose the case, you will not only have to bear the litigation costs, but also all the costs of our representatives’ appearance in court.”

"..."

Mr. Cat said: "Then, respected Lord Luoya, what do you think we should do with this matter?"

"My suggestion is, be present and watch the chicken's execution."

Mr. Cat wagged his tail and said softly, "I think there should be other ways."

"Then compensate for all losses."

"Killing that chicken is nothing more than taking its life." Mr. Cat said, "You have seen what the chicken did. Then I think you can actually think about it from other aspects..."

The eyes on the silver mask of Lord Loya stared at them, and then it said, "That chicken, is your servant?"

"You can understand that."

"...You are implying that you are very capable."

"you can say it this way."

The Lord of Loya turned his face slightly, thought for a while, and then said, "Then I can propose another solution."

Xiao Xiaozhen said eagerly: "Please speak, please speak."

"I need something, please bring it to me." It said, "The chicken can be forgiven, and I can consider writing off your debts."

"And my mosquito flying machine!!"

"Those illegally imported items can also be returned to you. As long as you can get what I want." It added, "I don't mind what means you use. All I want is the result."

Xiaozhen asked sensitively: "What if that thing is a contraband that violates the laws of the galaxy?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to do it, it's just a dead chicken anyway."

Xiaozhen asked Mr. Cat with consciousness: (What do you think about letting Captain Madara die here?)

Mr. Cat: (Although I really want to see how they slit the throat and bleed a chicken, but after the death of the chicken host, it’s hard to say whether Captain Madara will be discovered by them. The relationship between Xilin and the Eye of Supervision is very close. It is not a good thing for them to know that Captain Madara is a mind eater.)

(Okay, I get it, at least the bumbling mogul promised us we'd get the seeker back.)

"You can think about it carefully, get something for me, or attend the death penalty ceremony of this chicken." There seemed to be a hint of a smile on the silver mask of the Lord of Loya.

Xiaozhen asked: "Then, may I ask the respected Lord Luoya, what do you want?"

Several beams of light were projected in the hall, and a map was displayed in front of Xiaozhen and Mr. Mao, and the scenery of the city appeared on it. Xiaozhen saw the blocks in the city and the buildings he was familiar with, and then the picture stopped at a place.This location is very familiar to Xiaozhen, because it is his school No. 5 Middle School.He has to stay in this school [-] days a week.

"It's here." The Lord of Luoya said, "A school for juvenile Homo sapiens on the ground, the name is Xuanhai No. [-] Middle School."

"What do you want from this school?" Xiaozhen thought to himself, if you say something that wants to hurt my classmates, I will jump up and blow your head off.

"Hair," it said.

"what?"

"Exactly, I want the hair of all Homo sapiens males in this school."

Xiaozhen was stunned for a few seconds, and then he asked: "I'm sorry, there is something wrong with my auditory system, can you repeat it?"

"All hair of men in this school, adults and minors."

"Are you trying to make them all bald? It's impossible!"

The Lord of Loya said: "Of course you can refuse. I am considering putting the chicken's bones together into a skeleton on the road of honor after the execution. My people will listen to its wailing before it dies and record it as a musical score. And I'm going to have artisans dismantle all the recycled materials for your buzzing illegal imports."

"Why is it a male?" Xiaozhen shouted, "Can the students be spared?"

"I want all the male students' hair."

"Why? Obviously girls have longer hair!"

"I don't need women's hair. I repeat, I want all the Homo sapiens male hair in this school."

"It's not scientific. I need a reason why only men don't want women's hair."

The Lord of Loya thought for a while and said: "According to the Homo sapiens on this planet - I am a gentleman."

"...that's not a reason at all!"

"For my personal preference," it said.

Xiaozhen took a breath and said, "Dear Duke Jill, do you want these poor men to be bald? There must be a reasonable explanation."

The sapphire eyes of Lord Loya looked at him, and then he said, "My envoy told me that your master is a student of this middle school."

Xiaozhen claims to be Xiaozhen's representative, saying that Xiaozhen is the owner of Xiaozhen, and there is indeed no problem.Now both Xiaozhen and Xiaozhen are very troubled.Although shaving off the hair does not constitute any personal harm to the host.But at this moment, Xiao Xiaozhen could clearly feel the wailing of Yan Zhen's body far away on the ground.Logically speaking, Mind Eater doesn't really care about the decorative body tissue like the hair on the skull, but the overwhelming anxiety and irritability right now makes him dizzy, which probably comes from the remaining subconsciousness of the host himself.

"Tell your master it doesn't matter to Homo sapiens whether a man has hair or not."

"Hair is very important!!" Xiaozhen jumped up and beat the Lord of Loya, he said: "Master Duke, please tell me your real reason, maybe I can meet your needs in other ways .You want hair, I guess, maybe the people in this school ingested something, and you want to collect it?"

"You're very smart," Duke Gil said. "There's a political enemy of mine living in the basement of No. 30 Middle School. We've been fighting for [-] years. He's called Kelun, and he's an expert in fungus breeding."

"What did it do that you wanted all the men in the school to go bald?"

"Koren." Lord Loya said almost gnashing his teeth: "It's an amazing fungi sculptor. A bitch. A damned bitch. I know it's researching a new type of fungus. I need to know What is that. No matter how well it hides, the tiny spores seep into the ground, spread into the air, and be inhaled by people at this school. Analyzing hair is the fastest, but it takes a lot of hair."

"It's clear you're being sexist when it comes to collecting hair."

"Call it a gentleman, please."

Xiaozhen said: "So you just want to know what is the new fungus that Collen studied?"

"Yes. If you don't want to watch the chicken skeleton on the road of honor, then you need to—" the Lord of Loya announced to Xiaozhen and Mr. Cat:

"Or make all the men in No. [-] Middle School bald, or steal that bitch's new product from Colum."