parasitic son
Chapter 66 Bills
Xiaozhen looked at a feather in his hand.
This is a very soft tail wing feather, which belongs to the common food - chicken.
Standing at his feet was a small creature, about half the height of a hand, with protruding eyes, slender limbs, and skin like leather. It spoke fluent galactic language, holding a piece of paper in both hands: Now, here's your bill."
The bills list a line of accounts:
1 Destroy 35000 credit points at the third gate of the West District
2 Destroy the Atrium Fountain in Otto Gardens for 13800 credits
3 Destroy the art statue at the Gate of Dawn for 16000 credits
4 Destroy the relief of the Gate of Dawn 32000 credits
……
(Somewhat)
……
98 32 credits for medical expenses that caused 12000 Shirin citizens to be injured
Total: 152 credit points
"..." Xiaozhen threw the bill at this little debt collector, and he asked, "Where's Captain Madara?"
"Do you mean the chicken?"
"Correct."
The little creature said solemnly: "In view of the crimes listed on the bill you have seen, it has been imprisoned by the order of the most honorable Grand Duke Gil."
Xiaozhen shook the feather in his hand, "So?"
"According to Schilling's law, if you don't pay back the losses caused by its series of atrocities, Duke Gil will sentence this chicken to death tonight."
"...Tell me, do you want me to throw you back into the sewer, or do you want me to kick you back into the sewer?"
The little creature, or the Xilin diplomatic envoy who lived in the sewer, put on a solemn look: "I can show you the atrocities that Captain Madara committed to the Loya's Nest, the territory of our most honorable Duke Jill."
The holographic screen floated in front of Xiaozhen, clearly showing Captain Madara's heroic image and glorious achievements in the sewer kingdom.I saw the chicken flapping its wings, pecking and jumping, and the crackling sound of wings shattering buildings was heard continuously in the picture. The panicked little Xilin fled everywhere, crying and screaming like hell, and the flames shot into the sky , smoky.
Mr. Cat said, "Is this some new Godzilla movie?"
The chicken in the picture roared: "You thieves! Bugs! A bunch of crumbs! Hand over the search machine! A bunch of thieves!! No one wants to steal things in front of my eyes!!"
Pa, the diplomatic envoy Xilin turned off the screen.
Xiaozhen shouted: "You guys stole my search machine!!"
The diplomatic envoy Xilin said seriously: "It's not stealing."
"Then you admit that my mosquito search machine is with you. You gang of thieves!" Xiaozhen said angrily.
"No, I want to correct this. Your search plane entered the country illegally, and we have the right to confiscate it."
"Illegal entry? Where did you come from? Did you define it? You are just a group of outsiders..." When Xiaozhen was denouncing the unreasonable Xilin envoy, Mr. Mao suddenly connected his consciousness.
(Wait a moment.)
Xiaozhen asked: (What's wrong.)
(There is really nothing wrong with the claim of the Xilin envoy.) Mr. Cat said in his mind, (The kingdom under the sewer is indeed their legal territory.)
(What?)
(Some legal issues left over, Shirins have territorial claims in the subsurface of certain sectors. I just checked, and this planet happens to be as well.)
(This planet is not included in Galactic Civilization at all!!)
(But the paperwork of registration shows that they do have claims.)
(So they can seize my seeker at will?)
(In terms of galactic law, yes.)
Xiaozhen paused for a few seconds and then quickly said in his mind: (As the adult of the supervisory eye, you can come forward to save your companion and my precious property.)
(Sorry, I don't want to reveal the identity of the Overseer's Eye to these Shirin people.)
(why?)
(The Xilin people have a close relationship with the Holy Faction of the Eye of Overseer. I belong to another faction, and I cannot get involved in factional struggles at the moment.)
Xiaozhen stared at Mr. Cat for a while, then he turned to the little Xilin on the ground and said, "What's the name of that duke of yours?"
"The sixth seat of the Council of Seven Oaths, the supreme commander of the Underground Shadow Society, the master of Loya's Nest, the most honorable Grand Duke Gil."
"Take me to see him."
"Our most honorable duke is not capable of anyone..."
Xiao Zhen grabbed it, "I want to discuss with him about the debt. Do you think it's better to let him lose this much money for nothing, or should we just die a chicken?"
The Xilin diplomatic envoy dialed its communicator, and after a few minutes, it said: "His Excellency agrees to see you."
Of course, it is impossible for Xiaozhen to go into the sewer.
He took a clay figurine, and then cut a small piece of his own tentacles and implanted it in the clay figurine, so that the clay figurine became his little split body, capable of sharing consciousness and vision at the same time.
It feels very interesting to separate part of the consciousness on the villain, like having two selves at the same time.Now this clay can be called Xiaoxiaozhen in a sense.
Xiaozhen swung her arms and feet, adapted to her new body a bit, and bounced on the table for a while.
Mr. Cat stared at Xiaozhen, and slowly stretched out his paw.
"If you dare to do it, I will ask my mother to put your sterilization plan on the agenda." Xiao Xiaozhen said.
Mr. Cat lowered his paw, "You are too harsh on my host's habits."
"Take care of your host, don't let it do anything strange to me!"
Xiaozhen introduced Xiaozhen to Xilin's diplomatic envoy, claiming that this was his personal representative, and that Xiaozhen would meet the honorable Lord Duke Gil.
What would the underground kingdom of the sewers look like?
Xiaozhen has no interest in this. He just wants to shake the head of the Duke, forcing him to hand over all the search machines, oh yes, and the chicken.
They entered the sewers and walked for some time in the dark.Amidst the stench and smell of water, Xiaoxiao really hopes that the Xilin people can explain why they choose to build their own small kingdom next to the sewer.But when he saw the envoy's expression, he swallowed the question.
The expression of Xilin's diplomatic envoys has always been solemn, as if it is leading them to a holy place of pilgrimage, not some immigrant gathering place next to the smelly sewer.
After walking in the dark for about 10 minutes, they arrived at their destination, the entrance to the great Loya's lair.
The metal on the inner wall turned into a solution, and a door floated after a moment, and a statue of Shirin emerged from the door. Its eyes emitted red light, and it swept across the diplomatic envoy of Shirin, and a booming sound came out of its mouth: "Certified." The red light swept onto Xiaozhen immediately, and then there was a roaring scream: "Warning! Warning! Warning! Unknown visitor without permission!"
A laser shot out from the mouth of the statue, Xiaozhen jumped back a step, the ground where he was standing was shattered by the laser.
"Let me guess, is that what you guys did to the chicken when it knocked on the door?"
"This is a very normal defense facility." The diplomatic envoy Schilling said, "The result is that it destroyed the gate on the west side, completely destroyed."
"Because you almost roasted it!"
Under the presence of Xilin's diplomatic envoy, Mr. Mao and Xiaozhen went through the entry procedures.
After stepping into the gate of the sewer kingdom, they stepped into a magnificent corridor.From the perspective of Xiaozhen's miniature body, this corridor is empty and majestic, with bead-shaped lamps inlaid on the tall dome, emitting a pale light.He noticed that this promenade was magnificent, but the statues erected on both sides of the road were in dilapidated condition, and some even fell to the side.Fragments of the statue were scattered on the ground, and the ground that should have been flat was also potholed.
Xiaozhen walked around a fallen statue and said, "What happened here?"
"That chicken was here."
"..."
The diplomatic envoy of Xilin said solemnly: "This corridor used to be our road of honor. Whenever there is a festival or the day when the Xilin people gain glory, we will sing and dance on this corridor to celebrate. This is the road of our glory. Look at the two sides, there are sculpture masterpieces of Schilling artists."
"It's really hard for you to create such a magnificent place of glory in the sewers."
"These are the masterpieces of artists for hundreds of years. Each one has a special meaning and records the glorious deeds of our Xilin heroes, but..." the Xilin diplomatic envoy shook his head and sighed, "After the chicken appeared, only destruction and dead silence..."
"You're trying to say that you've lost a lot of money."
"This is not defined by money, we have lost the art and history that carried the glory of the past..."
"Oh, that's a lot of money."
The Xilin people call their sewer kingdom here the Loya's Nest, which means "the brightest sapphire" in the Xilin language.
Xiaozhen couldn't understand the relationship between the stench rushing to the kingdom next to the waterway and the sapphire, but in order to take care of the Xilin people's face, he had to nod frequently in agreement.
After bypassing the magnificent atrium fountain (destroyed by Captain Madara), passing through the splendid Loya Dawn Gate (destroyed by Captain Madara), and entering the city of Loya's Nest.
The diplomatic envoy Shirin shouted: "Look, this is our Loya's nest."
In front of his eyes was a magnificent underground city.As far as the eye could see, countless roofs and spires were blurred in the gloom.The air in the city is very humid, but it is not the foul smell of water in the sewers, but a warm and fragrant smell, wet but not too much, this is the smell of the city and life.But Xiaoxiao really couldn't see any city lights flickering, only the darkness, and the small glimmer of the silver armor on the Xilin guards who came to welcome them.
"Your kingdom has no electricity?"
"Given by that chicken..."
"Okay, I know."
This is a very soft tail wing feather, which belongs to the common food - chicken.
Standing at his feet was a small creature, about half the height of a hand, with protruding eyes, slender limbs, and skin like leather. It spoke fluent galactic language, holding a piece of paper in both hands: Now, here's your bill."
The bills list a line of accounts:
1 Destroy 35000 credit points at the third gate of the West District
2 Destroy the Atrium Fountain in Otto Gardens for 13800 credits
3 Destroy the art statue at the Gate of Dawn for 16000 credits
4 Destroy the relief of the Gate of Dawn 32000 credits
……
(Somewhat)
……
98 32 credits for medical expenses that caused 12000 Shirin citizens to be injured
Total: 152 credit points
"..." Xiaozhen threw the bill at this little debt collector, and he asked, "Where's Captain Madara?"
"Do you mean the chicken?"
"Correct."
The little creature said solemnly: "In view of the crimes listed on the bill you have seen, it has been imprisoned by the order of the most honorable Grand Duke Gil."
Xiaozhen shook the feather in his hand, "So?"
"According to Schilling's law, if you don't pay back the losses caused by its series of atrocities, Duke Gil will sentence this chicken to death tonight."
"...Tell me, do you want me to throw you back into the sewer, or do you want me to kick you back into the sewer?"
The little creature, or the Xilin diplomatic envoy who lived in the sewer, put on a solemn look: "I can show you the atrocities that Captain Madara committed to the Loya's Nest, the territory of our most honorable Duke Jill."
The holographic screen floated in front of Xiaozhen, clearly showing Captain Madara's heroic image and glorious achievements in the sewer kingdom.I saw the chicken flapping its wings, pecking and jumping, and the crackling sound of wings shattering buildings was heard continuously in the picture. The panicked little Xilin fled everywhere, crying and screaming like hell, and the flames shot into the sky , smoky.
Mr. Cat said, "Is this some new Godzilla movie?"
The chicken in the picture roared: "You thieves! Bugs! A bunch of crumbs! Hand over the search machine! A bunch of thieves!! No one wants to steal things in front of my eyes!!"
Pa, the diplomatic envoy Xilin turned off the screen.
Xiaozhen shouted: "You guys stole my search machine!!"
The diplomatic envoy Xilin said seriously: "It's not stealing."
"Then you admit that my mosquito search machine is with you. You gang of thieves!" Xiaozhen said angrily.
"No, I want to correct this. Your search plane entered the country illegally, and we have the right to confiscate it."
"Illegal entry? Where did you come from? Did you define it? You are just a group of outsiders..." When Xiaozhen was denouncing the unreasonable Xilin envoy, Mr. Mao suddenly connected his consciousness.
(Wait a moment.)
Xiaozhen asked: (What's wrong.)
(There is really nothing wrong with the claim of the Xilin envoy.) Mr. Cat said in his mind, (The kingdom under the sewer is indeed their legal territory.)
(What?)
(Some legal issues left over, Shirins have territorial claims in the subsurface of certain sectors. I just checked, and this planet happens to be as well.)
(This planet is not included in Galactic Civilization at all!!)
(But the paperwork of registration shows that they do have claims.)
(So they can seize my seeker at will?)
(In terms of galactic law, yes.)
Xiaozhen paused for a few seconds and then quickly said in his mind: (As the adult of the supervisory eye, you can come forward to save your companion and my precious property.)
(Sorry, I don't want to reveal the identity of the Overseer's Eye to these Shirin people.)
(why?)
(The Xilin people have a close relationship with the Holy Faction of the Eye of Overseer. I belong to another faction, and I cannot get involved in factional struggles at the moment.)
Xiaozhen stared at Mr. Cat for a while, then he turned to the little Xilin on the ground and said, "What's the name of that duke of yours?"
"The sixth seat of the Council of Seven Oaths, the supreme commander of the Underground Shadow Society, the master of Loya's Nest, the most honorable Grand Duke Gil."
"Take me to see him."
"Our most honorable duke is not capable of anyone..."
Xiao Zhen grabbed it, "I want to discuss with him about the debt. Do you think it's better to let him lose this much money for nothing, or should we just die a chicken?"
The Xilin diplomatic envoy dialed its communicator, and after a few minutes, it said: "His Excellency agrees to see you."
Of course, it is impossible for Xiaozhen to go into the sewer.
He took a clay figurine, and then cut a small piece of his own tentacles and implanted it in the clay figurine, so that the clay figurine became his little split body, capable of sharing consciousness and vision at the same time.
It feels very interesting to separate part of the consciousness on the villain, like having two selves at the same time.Now this clay can be called Xiaoxiaozhen in a sense.
Xiaozhen swung her arms and feet, adapted to her new body a bit, and bounced on the table for a while.
Mr. Cat stared at Xiaozhen, and slowly stretched out his paw.
"If you dare to do it, I will ask my mother to put your sterilization plan on the agenda." Xiao Xiaozhen said.
Mr. Cat lowered his paw, "You are too harsh on my host's habits."
"Take care of your host, don't let it do anything strange to me!"
Xiaozhen introduced Xiaozhen to Xilin's diplomatic envoy, claiming that this was his personal representative, and that Xiaozhen would meet the honorable Lord Duke Gil.
What would the underground kingdom of the sewers look like?
Xiaozhen has no interest in this. He just wants to shake the head of the Duke, forcing him to hand over all the search machines, oh yes, and the chicken.
They entered the sewers and walked for some time in the dark.Amidst the stench and smell of water, Xiaoxiao really hopes that the Xilin people can explain why they choose to build their own small kingdom next to the sewer.But when he saw the envoy's expression, he swallowed the question.
The expression of Xilin's diplomatic envoys has always been solemn, as if it is leading them to a holy place of pilgrimage, not some immigrant gathering place next to the smelly sewer.
After walking in the dark for about 10 minutes, they arrived at their destination, the entrance to the great Loya's lair.
The metal on the inner wall turned into a solution, and a door floated after a moment, and a statue of Shirin emerged from the door. Its eyes emitted red light, and it swept across the diplomatic envoy of Shirin, and a booming sound came out of its mouth: "Certified." The red light swept onto Xiaozhen immediately, and then there was a roaring scream: "Warning! Warning! Warning! Unknown visitor without permission!"
A laser shot out from the mouth of the statue, Xiaozhen jumped back a step, the ground where he was standing was shattered by the laser.
"Let me guess, is that what you guys did to the chicken when it knocked on the door?"
"This is a very normal defense facility." The diplomatic envoy Schilling said, "The result is that it destroyed the gate on the west side, completely destroyed."
"Because you almost roasted it!"
Under the presence of Xilin's diplomatic envoy, Mr. Mao and Xiaozhen went through the entry procedures.
After stepping into the gate of the sewer kingdom, they stepped into a magnificent corridor.From the perspective of Xiaozhen's miniature body, this corridor is empty and majestic, with bead-shaped lamps inlaid on the tall dome, emitting a pale light.He noticed that this promenade was magnificent, but the statues erected on both sides of the road were in dilapidated condition, and some even fell to the side.Fragments of the statue were scattered on the ground, and the ground that should have been flat was also potholed.
Xiaozhen walked around a fallen statue and said, "What happened here?"
"That chicken was here."
"..."
The diplomatic envoy of Xilin said solemnly: "This corridor used to be our road of honor. Whenever there is a festival or the day when the Xilin people gain glory, we will sing and dance on this corridor to celebrate. This is the road of our glory. Look at the two sides, there are sculpture masterpieces of Schilling artists."
"It's really hard for you to create such a magnificent place of glory in the sewers."
"These are the masterpieces of artists for hundreds of years. Each one has a special meaning and records the glorious deeds of our Xilin heroes, but..." the Xilin diplomatic envoy shook his head and sighed, "After the chicken appeared, only destruction and dead silence..."
"You're trying to say that you've lost a lot of money."
"This is not defined by money, we have lost the art and history that carried the glory of the past..."
"Oh, that's a lot of money."
The Xilin people call their sewer kingdom here the Loya's Nest, which means "the brightest sapphire" in the Xilin language.
Xiaozhen couldn't understand the relationship between the stench rushing to the kingdom next to the waterway and the sapphire, but in order to take care of the Xilin people's face, he had to nod frequently in agreement.
After bypassing the magnificent atrium fountain (destroyed by Captain Madara), passing through the splendid Loya Dawn Gate (destroyed by Captain Madara), and entering the city of Loya's Nest.
The diplomatic envoy Shirin shouted: "Look, this is our Loya's nest."
In front of his eyes was a magnificent underground city.As far as the eye could see, countless roofs and spires were blurred in the gloom.The air in the city is very humid, but it is not the foul smell of water in the sewers, but a warm and fragrant smell, wet but not too much, this is the smell of the city and life.But Xiaoxiao really couldn't see any city lights flickering, only the darkness, and the small glimmer of the silver armor on the Xilin guards who came to welcome them.
"Your kingdom has no electricity?"
"Given by that chicken..."
"Okay, I know."
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