parasitic son

Xiao Zhen starts school.

The happy holiday of the students is over, and the majority of primary and secondary school students lamented that time has passed so fast, and welcomed the start of school with their heads down.

Xiaozhen didn't have much understanding of this.For him, it's just another place to play his host.

Teacher Feng turned out to be his head teacher.Xiaozhen secretly rejoiced that she didn't show any flaws when they met last time.Mr. Feng is gentle, funny, chatting and laughing with the students without airs, and is very popular with the students in the class.

Xiaozhen and Liu Xingquan are in the same class.Liu Xingquan is the monitor of this class. He is a model of perfect students in the hearts of all teachers and parents.Polite and well-behaved, excellent grades, and good looks, the three elements together make Liu Xingquan the most watched student star in the school.But Xiaozhen noticed the alienation between the students and Liu Xingquan, which was because the students naturally respected the teacher's favorite at a distance.

After class, the students dispersed into small groups to chatter.Xiao Zhen was very curious which small group he originally belonged to.Liu Xingquan sat there without moving, looking at the book solemnly, not intending to talk to anyone.During the summer vacation, his friend Cui Mingzhi was in class 1 next door, and he was having fun next door, so he was not Xiaozhen's first choice for chatting between classes.

Xiao Zhen sat on the seat, recognized each student's face, and matched the names one by one.The noisy classmates chatted about strange topics.He listened for a while to the two boys next to him arguing about whether a certain girl in the class had eyebrows drawn. He felt that it was too boring, so he took out a book borrowed from the library and read it.

"Yan Zhen!!"

A female voice sounded from behind.

Xiaozhen turned his head, and sitting behind him was a girl named Wei Jingjing.With a ponytail, pointed chin, and big eyes, she already has the shape of a little beauty.She would be even more lovely if it weren't for the haughty look on her face.

"Your back is leaning against my desk." Wei Jingjing's voice was the same as her expression, proud and cold, her tone was as if Xiao Zhen had defiled her noble desk.

"Oh." Xiaozhen moved his chair.Keep a distance from her desk.Wei Jingjing is the only daughter of a well-known industrialist, and she is called Miss Wei by her classmates.Although she looks pretty, she always has a sullen face, and she is also stiff when talking to people.

Xiao Zhen guessed that his host, Yan Zhen, would not have a good relationship with her.

Wei Jingjing's superficial consciousness poured into his brain, he didn't intend to probe her brain, and her consciousness was like a smell, spreading out to the surroundings unconsciously.He saw her apply lipstick in front of the mirror before going out, look at herself, and then wipe off some lipstick with a wet tissue, so that her lips would look naturally bright red.

Middle school students are not allowed to wear makeup to school, this is a little trick she imposed on herself.

She is very concerned about her appearance, and Xiaozhen smells a smell from the depths of her soul, which is not the smell of nature that can be described.A creature like Mind Eater, who can sensitively taste the emotions of intelligent life forms, knows very well that it is the taste of longing for approval from others.

At the end of the day, Xiaozhen recognized the faces of all the classmates in the class and saved their names in his information database.There is a boy named Gao Yuan who is very enthusiastic about Xiaozhen.He held a dozen game cards and asked Xiao Zhen if he had collected any new cards.Xiaozhen recalled that there was a box of such cards in his drawer, and promised to show him the next day.

But most of the time, the topics that junior high school students talk about are as difficult to understand as the Arabian Nights for Xiaozhen.When get out of class was over, he simply ran away with his schoolbag on his back.

When I went downstairs, the cats I met on the campus survey last time saw him and came over together.

Still want ham sausage?I won't buy it this time.

The cats leaned over and rubbed against Xiaozhen's legs, meowing tenderly.

(Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat)

(want to eat want to eat want to eat want to eat)

The superficial consciousness of the cats poured into his brain one after another.

Mr. Cat is not here, Xiaozhen can only read the simplest consciousness of cats at present.Seeing the cats acting like a spoiled child around him, rubbing and rolling on the ground.Xiaozhen squatted down, his body made subconscious movements, stroking the cats in various ways.

(Hurry up, eat, eat, eat, eat, eat quickly)

(Don't just touch around, give me something to eat)

Looking at the posture of these cats, even the vague superficial consciousness made Xiaozhen feel a little uncomfortable.

"The cats like you very much," said a girl holding a bag of cat food.

That was his classmate named Chen Yuxin.She looks very quiet and speaks softly.

As soon as they saw Chen Yuxin carrying a bag of cat food, the cats left Xiaozhen one after another and began to worship Chen Yuxin.

"Do you often feed the cat?"

"Well, I like cats very much." Chen Yuxin reached out to touch the chin of a kitten, and the cat rubbed against her palm comfortably, purring.She smiled, then frowned and said, "There are fewer cats..."

Xiaozhen recalled that during the investigation a few days ago, the cats complained that their brothers and sisters had been decreasing. It must be the cat thief who stole the cats and provided a suspect, Lao Wang.He scanned the group of cats and found that the number of cats had decreased again compared to last time.

"Has there been fewer and fewer cats?"

Chen Yuxin gritted her teeth and said, "Who is so vicious and stole cats again!" Her face flushed with anger, "It's fine if you take them back to raise. But I heard that some cat thieves are catching, killing or eating cats. These people are disgusting."

The cats whimpered.Zhen felt their superficial emotions, which were sad emotions for the cat brothers and sisters, bemoaning their sudden parting.The emotions of cats are very similar to intelligent life forms like humans, but their consciousness is more vague, but also more pure and intense.Chen Yuxin was sad for their missing brothers and sisters. The cats should not understand human language, but at that moment they responded to Chen Yuxin and lamented with her.

I'll find out who the cat thief is when I get a chance, he thought.

When leaving the school gate, Teacher Feng stopped Xiao Zhen.This 30-year-old teacher is a cheerful young man. When he smiles, he feels like a spring breeze, and even if he doesn't smile, he feels kind.Almost all the students he taught liked him.

Teacher Feng pushed the bicycle to Xiao Zhen's side. "Yan Zhen, were you looking for a husky last time?"

"Yes."

"I remembered, Teacher Xiao Yuan has a husky." Teacher Feng laughed.

Xiao Zhenzhen was going to say that there is no need to look for it, but he heard Teacher Feng say the next sentence: "Her dog is called Qiuqiu."

"Ball ball?"

"Yes, Qiuqiu is a very cute Erha."

Ball?The husky in the bounty mission is also called Qiuqiu.Xiaozhen blinked, this is a bit interesting.

***********

Yan house

Captain Madara asked, "You mean one of the teachers at your school is an alien?"

"Correct."

Mr. Cat said, "Oh, did you see her?"

"I see." Xiaozhen said, "What's interesting is that I didn't notice anything unusual about her at first." For original ecological planets that have not established interstellar communication, aliens often pretend to be local aborigines, so as not to disturb the local area ecology.Mind Eater has natural identification skills and mental resistance, whether it is optical camouflage or mental misleading, there is nothing to hide from Mind Eater.Neither Boss Fox Merchant Han nor the Gnus man could fool them from the Mind Eater.But now there is an exception.

Teacher Xiao Yuan taught Xiaozhen's class today.She was an attractive young schoolmistress with light brown hair and bright eyes.After a few minutes of class, she conquered all the students in the class.And Zhen, at the time, didn't realize that she was an alien visitor.

"You didn't even recognize her as an alien?" said Chicken. "Maybe it's just a coincidence. Maybe she's a normal native. Ballball is a pretty common dog name."

Xiaozhen shook his head. "She must be an alien."

Mr. Cat became interested: "Then how did you identify it afterwards? Is there any method we don't know?"

"Because I saw her hands detached from her limbs and crawled on the table."

"..."

"Why does her hand crawl alone????"

"How would I know?" Interested by Teacher Feng's words, Xiaozhen deliberately turned around and walked past the office.It was after school, and the office was empty, only Teacher Xiao Yuan was alone.She was staring intently at the screen, which should have been an everyday scene.But then her hand suddenly left her arm, crawled leisurely on the table for 2 minutes, and leisurely picked up the teacup.Even if this scene was witnessed by the alien creature Mind Eater, it would be too impactful.Xiao Zhen rubbed her eyes twice before she was sure that she hadn't been misled by any optics.

"Organs out of autonomous movement?? What race is this special code?"

"That's why I said she must not be a local human."

The three Mind Eaters thought carefully about the galactic races that can cut their organs and move autonomously, but they didn't seem to match up.There are creatures in the universe that barely meet this characteristic, but they have not developed into a civilized society at all.From the perspective of thermal response, she is not a bionic creature or robot.

After some discussion, they decided to meet this strange alien.

*****

When Mr. Cat, Captain Madara and Xiao Zhen visited Teacher Xiao Yuan's house, Teacher Xiao Yuan was leading the husky to go out.Wearing short track pants and a thin sports coat, she looked curvaceous and youthful.

"Yan Zhen? Are you looking for me?" Teacher Xiao Yuan looked at Xiao Zhen with a cat and a chicken in confusion.She was impressed and liked the student.Her eyes quickly settled on the chicken, "Why do you bring a chicken?"

Mr. Cat is straightforward: "Hello!"

Teacher Xiao Yuan took a step back in surprise.

Mr. Cat made a salute: "Protoss, I never expected to meet strangers here."

Teacher Xiao Yuan blurted out: "Aert people?"

"Yes, this is the traveler from Elt." Mr. Cat sat in an elegant posture, "It's a pleasure to meet people who also come from afar in this remote place."

"Protoss, I'm glad to meet you." Teacher Xiao Yuan glared at Mr. Cat, "Why are my students with you? You made my students an insider? And why is there a chicken? "

"Yan Zhen is my local assistant. I just came here to verify one thing. Did you entrust the Interstellar Bounty Guild to find your pet a few days ago?"

"It's me." Teacher Xiao Yuan lowered his face, "All the procedures for my pet Qiuqiu are legal and compliant. I have a quarantine and protection license, and even the safety committee can't find anything wrong with it."

"Don't worry, I'm not here to ask for responsibility." Mr. Cat wagged his tail, "I'm just curious."

"curious?"

Xiaozhen said: "I'm curious too!" He turned his head in a naive tone and said, "Mr. Cat told me that you are an alien. Before that, he introduced me to many alien races. But Mr. Cat doesn't know what species you are, teacher. That's why I asked Mr. Cat to bring me to ask you."

"Just for this?"

"Yes." Xiaozhen deliberately made her tone more naive and mentally handicapped, "I pestered Mr. Cat to come here. Teacher, please tell me."

Teacher Xiao Yuan glared at Mr. Mao with a look of "you're dragging an ordinary human to bother me just for such a boring question".Mr. Cat shrugged: "Anyway, once I leave this planet, this ignorant human being will also erase this memory according to interstellar laws. You don't have to worry too much."

"..." Teacher Xiao Yuan pondered for a while, glanced at Xiao Zhen who was full of curiosity, turned around and said, "For the sake of being my student, come with me."

Teacher Xiao Yuan poured two cups of tea for Xiao Zhen and Mr. Mao.Chicken was completely ignored.Before the chicken had an attack, Xiao Zhen stuffed the chicken into the schoolbag.Anyway, even if you leave the chicken outside, you will only cycle between the two questions of "Why is there a chicken here" and "Why did you bring a chicken?"

"You are really brave. What if I am some interstellar fugitive hiding?"

Mr. Cat lowered his head and took a sip of tea: "It doesn't matter to me. Even fugitives have to make a living under the eyes of the safety committee and supervision. The cost of quietly erasing an aboriginal human being who has contact with alien visitors is too great." High. Don't you think so?"

Xiaozhen said: "Teacher, don't worry, I will keep it a secret!"

"Hehe." Teacher Xiao Yuan chuckled softly.Husky Qiuqiu ran over and squatted beside her.It tilted its head and looked at Mr. Cat and Xiao Zhen with an arrogant expression.Xiaozhen didn't know whether it was because dogs like huskies were born with an arrogant look, or because Qiuqiu had been caught by them and showed such a bad face on purpose.

"I'm an interstellar traveler who wanders around. I like this planet very much, and I also like the humans here, so I want to live here forever." Teacher Xiao Yuan loosened her hair, and her smooth long hair was rippling in the air, "said In the front, Alt people, my main body is in a non-human form, if the human child next to you is scared and faints, I will not be responsible."

Mr. Cat said: "If this kid urinates in fear, I will immediately terminate the relationship with his assistant and erase the relevant memories."

"That's good."

Teacher Xiao Yuan looked at Xiao Zhen again, with a soft tone: "Yan Zhen, I didn't mean to scare you on purpose, I like human beings very much. But human aesthetics should not accept my body. If it makes you uncomfortable in a while, please Don't get too nervous."

Xiaozhen nodded to reassure the teacher.

She straightened up and walked to the middle of the room.In the next second, her body shriveled up like a deflated balloon.The originally youthful and beautiful woman shrank into a piece of loose skin.Xiao Zhen stared at this wonderful scene with her eyes motionless.

As if the bones were pulled away in an instant, the human-shaped leather bag fell loosely on the ground.Something emerges from the woman's human shell.

Xiaozhen and Mr. Cat stared wide-eyed.Captain Madara poked his head out of his schoolbag.

There are more and more of them.

Crab-like creatures, the size of a thumb, wielding pincers, emerge from humanoid shells like armies.Their feet and feet made a crackling sound.They bump into each other and overlap each other.All creatures made the same voice: "This is me me me me me..."

Slenderfoot crab...

Mr. Makoto, Captain Madara, read the name in his head almost at the same time.

This is a gregarious alien crab species.Xiaozhen knows that this kind of crabs live in groups and they will stack up and cooperate with each other to act collectively, but this is the first time he has seen such a skinny collective camouflage.

"This is me me me me me me me..." the crabs kept repeating, but because of the time gap between each crab's voice, it sounded like an echo.

Xiao Zhen said, "It's really interesting."

"Aren't you afraid, afraid, afraid, afraid, afraid..."

"I think it's very powerful, Teacher Xiao Yuan."

"..." The crabs were silent for a while, and then collectively said: "That's why you are abnormal often..."

Their carapaces are gray-blue mottled with white spots, and they writhe and gather.The skin of the humanoid was tumbling and rolling like waves, the shriveled skin gradually swelled up, Teacher Xiao Yuan's body gradually plumped up, and her limbs writhed strangely among the crabs.Only then did Xiaozhen feel a little nausea, which was the spontaneous discomfort of his host's body.

First the legs are upright, then the abdomen, above which her body folds and hangs down.Then turn 160 degrees and stand upright.Head turned back.Teacher Xiao Yuan brushed her long hair behind her ears with her hands.

Before their eyes was the young woman full of youthfulness.

Mr. Cat applauded: "I've heard of slender-legged crabs a long time ago, but this is the first time I've encountered a group of crabs that can collectively plan to pretend to be Homo sapiens."

"This is my attempt, and then I think it's very good." Teacher Xiao Yuan replied, her "I" is also "we".

Xiaozhen asked: "Is there any inconvenience in daily life?" He gestured, "After all, you have many companions."

"Most of the time, I am single-minded." Teacher Xiao Yuan said, "But sometimes accidents happen. For example, I want to watch TV, but a small part of me wants to drink water. At this time, another small part will happen. I ran out to drink water. You see, it’s like this. I call this phenomenon a noise.” She crawled out with her left arm and leisurely picked up the water bottle.

……

"I thought you would have a mastermind to plan all actions."

"I am the mastermind, but I am both an individual and a collective." Teacher Xiao Yuan crawled back to the original place to catch his left arm. "This kind of noise also bothers me. After all, I want to really be a local. So I need balls."

"The 'husky'?" asked Mr. Cat. "Did you keep it to brainwash the locals who witnessed the noise?"

"Of course not. My ball can't do such a strong memory manipulation. It will only make slight and harmless changes in the original memory, which is why I can get it as a pet with approval. I keep it for Eliminate noise. It can help me eliminate distracting thoughts to the greatest extent and unify my mind. I am me, me, and us.”

Teacher Xiao Yuan caressed the husky next to him: "But I took it to school a few days ago and accidentally lost it. This child probably chose a place where it feels comfortable. It was lost for several days, causing it to fall on me. There are some unstable noises. In order to prevent the locals who accidentally witnessed my disintegration from thinking that they are crazy, I will entrust the bounty guild to find it."

Well, don't talk about the local humans here, I thought there was something wrong with my eyes when I saw your hands crawling yesterday.

Xiaozhen put down the teacup and asked the last question: "May I ask why you choose to be a teacher in school?"

Teacher Xiao Yuan looked at him and smiled, but didn't answer right away.

"General alien visitors will choose to avoid the low-key life of the locals. Teacher, why do you choose a school with a large number of locals?"

She smiled sweetly, her pretty face shyly glowing, "Because I love Teacher Feng."

"what?"

"I love Teacher Feng. According to Homo sapiens cultural tradition, I want to be his partner until the end of my life." She said, "This is my only wish now."